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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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I'll put this here, but I doubt it's about Dotard. Maybe Rudy. But whoever it is, the walls are closing in. 

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56 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


This is what strength looks like.

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On 8/27/2021 at 7:06 AM, Chuckie Finster said:


This is what strength looks like.

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He totally stole that look from Dan Patrick. 

I'll give Don, Jr. credit though---I know for a fact he's the one snorting rails off the chick's ass.  As for Dan Patrick, his ass IS the coffee table.  And the other end of that straw is a rather masculine fellow who has to be warned to pace himself, lest he be limp as the evening evolves.  

On 8/27/2021 at 8:06 AM, Chuckie Finster said:


This is what strength looks like.

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Not a doubt in my mind those boots still have the tags on them for him to return for refund after photoshoot. 

We disagree.  We feel that Mr. Trump projects a certain "rugged masculinity"  /bigtobacco 

I randomly click on this thread hoping I read that this fucker is either arrested or 6ft under.

Must be working on some text message scripts with Gaetz.

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On 8/25/2021 at 11:08 PM, Biff Tannen said:

A) my god these are the dumbest people. I mean, fucking wow. 
B) the email starting off with “Fuck,” will never not make me laugh

A friend of mine signed on to the NRA mailing list as Trigga Happy Nigga

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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“Donald, what ya doing this weekend. I’m free”

17 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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I do associate Trump with getting fucked in the ass. 

21 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Mr Trump

Use your little stump

On my rump

Should probably have someone take a look at the melanoma.

2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Mr Trump

Use your little stump

On my rump

Judging by the strain on the belt, he must carry his belly in a wheelbarrow.

Look, I don't think a lot of you appreciate Trump's prescience.  He knows that ISIS-K is not the real enemy, it's ISIS-X.  Way further down the alphabet and thus, the lethality chain of terror.  Unless he read "K" as "Kai" as in "Cobra Kai", which is also like "Chi", the Greek letter which also sounds like "X" in their alphabet.  So once again, Trump is very forward-thinking.  ISIS-X or ISIS-Chi or ISIS-Kai.  Or ISIS-mentally retarded former U.S. President.  You guys are so fucking ahead of the curve, we walk in your fucking shadow.  

You guys know you're not gonna be able to walk this one back right?  I mean, it's just fucking letters?  My 2-year old knows this shit.  It's fucking letters?  

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Look, I don't think a lot of you appreciate Trump's prescience.  He knows that ISIS-K is not the real enemy, it's ISIS-X.  Way further down the alphabet and thus, the lethality chain of terror.  Unless he read "K" as "Kai" as in "Cobra Kai", which is also like "Chi", the Greek letter which also sounds like "X" in their alphabet.  So once again, Trump is very forward-thinking.  ISIS-X or ISIS-Chi or ISIS-Kai.  Or ISIS-mentally retarded former U.S. President.  You guys are so fucking ahead of the curve, we walk in your fucking shadow.  

You guys know you're not gonna be able to walk this one back right?  I mean, it's just fucking letters?  My 2-year old knows this shit.  It's fucking letters?  

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K-man.  Chi-Man.  x-Man.  It's all there man.  the global conspiracy. Going back to the phoenicians and the Greeks.  It's all there bro!  The media is covering it up! 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

K-man.  Chi-Man.  x-Man.  It's all there man.  the global conspiracy. Going back to the phoenicians and the Greeks.  It's all there bro!  The media is covering it up! 

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Am I really the only one that heard Trump riffing in ISIS-X instead of ISIS-K?  It’s entirely possible 

On 8/27/2021 at 7:06 AM, Chuckie Finster said:


This is what strength looks like.

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On 8/27/2021 at 8:05 AM, mantis toboggan said:

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17 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Is that the Trump Presidential Library?

I think so. It’s pretty.

Update on Cullman - site of Trump’s rain soaked mud bogged hillbilly hootenanny.

so what exactly does "virtual" mean, to those who reside in cullman?

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so what exactly does "virtual" mean, to those who reside in cullman?

I think they all pick up the party line phone and go to class

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37 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so what exactly does "virtual" mean, to those who reside in cullman?

 jus open dem winders and holler

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Hopefully the neighbors on either side have signs pointing to this house simply saying "Moron", or "Idiot".

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Dammit

I've seen the interior and it's magnificent.  Just fantastic.  My renderings didn't do it justice.  Speaking of justice, the DoJ/Bob Barr wing is fantastic.  Lotta people saying it's the best cabinet tribute this side of IKEA.  

But it does remind me, we gotta get started on Presidential Library Exploratory Committee.  Once we get into true throes of mid-term campaigns, the grift will be too hard.  We gotta walk a fine line between celebrating his brilliant first term but also appear as if we're not writing the final page of his legacy (you know because he's gonna win by 100 million votes in 2024).  

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Exhibit A on why HOAs are required.

An HOA in that neighborhood would probably mandate Trump flags.

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12 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

An HOA in that neighborhood would probably mandate Trump flags.

Speaking of, if I were a real estate developer, I'd buy large plot of barren treeless swampland in rural Texas/Alabama/wherever, subdivide it into the smallest lots possible, and turn it into a neighborhood called Trumpland.  The main road would be MAGA Blvd, and there would also be streets named Melania Street, Ivanka Road, Kushner Way, Kung Flu Drive, and Patriot Way.  Lots starting at $30K for 1/8th acre!

Speaking of, if I were a real estate developer, I'd buy large plot of barren treeless swampland in rural Texas/Alabama/wherever, subdivide it into the smallest lots possible, and turn it into a neighborhood called Trumpland.  The main road would be MAGA Blvd, and there would also be streets named Melania Street, Ivanka Road, Kushner Way, Kung Flu Drive, and Patriot Way.  Lots starting at $30K for 1/8th acre!
Hell yeah, and throw in some sweet amenities like a muddin field, swimming pond, gun range, and a convenience store.
23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Speaking of, if I were a real estate developer, I'd buy large plot of barren treeless swampland in rural Texas/Alabama/wherever, subdivide it into the smallest lots possible, and turn it into a neighborhood called Trumpland.  The main road would be MAGA Blvd, and there would also be streets named Melania Street, Ivanka Road, Kushner Way, Kung Flu Drive, and Patriot Way.  Lots starting at $30K for 1/8th acre!

That is severely underpriced. Do your research. 

That's not the real Ron Johnson.  That's clearly a Lizard Person impersonating Ron Johnson.  DEW YOU"RE REASURCH!!!!!11!!

Hopefully the neighbors on either side have signs pointing to this house simply saying "Moron", or "Idiot".

Is that really necessary when he’s plainly said it so well
himself?
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Speaking of, if I were a real estate developer, I'd buy large plot of barren treeless swampland in rural Texas/Alabama/wherever, subdivide it into the smallest lots possible, and turn it into a neighborhood called Trumpland.  The main road would be MAGA Blvd, and there would also be streets named Melania Street, Ivanka Road, Kushner Way, Kung Flu Drive, and Patriot Way.  Lots starting at $30K for 1/8th acre!

Hello George Bluth! 

I'm starting to think this Ron Johnson guy might be kinda disingenuous and maybe not completely on the level. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Speaking of, if I were a real estate developer, I'd buy large plot of barren treeless swampland in rural Texas/Alabama/wherever, subdivide it into the smallest lots possible, and turn it into a neighborhood called Trumpland.  The main road would be MAGA Blvd, and there would also be streets named Melania Street, Ivanka Road, Kushner Way, Kung Flu Drive, and Patriot Way.  Lots starting at $30K for 1/8th acre!

And the Man Woman Camera TV Community Center. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Speaking of, if I were a real estate developer, I'd buy large plot of barren treeless swampland in rural Texas/Alabama/wherever, subdivide it into the smallest lots possible, and turn it into a neighborhood called Trumpland.  The main road would be MAGA Blvd, and there would also be streets named Melania Street, Ivanka Road, Kushner Way, Kung Flu Drive, and Patriot Way.  Lots starting at $30K for 1/8th acre!

There’sa new neighborhood I know of that had streets named after dashed cowboys.  Like aikman dr and valley ranch, Emmett blvd, etc

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Speaking of, if I were a real estate developer, I'd buy large plot of barren treeless swampland in rural Texas/Alabama/wherever, subdivide it into the smallest lots possible, and turn it into a neighborhood called Trumpland.  The main road would be MAGA Blvd, and there would also be streets named Melania Street, Ivanka Road, Kushner Way, Kung Flu Drive, and Patriot Way.  Lots starting at $30K for 1/8th acre!

Hell yeah, and throw in some sweet amenities like a muddin field, swimming pond, gun range, and a convenience store  Tractor Supply.

FIFY.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

The real takeaway from that is that dotard only lost by 20,000 votes.  JFC people.  This shit is not ok.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Is that really necessary when he’s plainly said it so well
himself?

Reinforcement is the key to learning.

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