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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

 

 

Become?

Well, yeah, doesn't one first have to die to obtain martyr status?

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2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, yeah, doesn't one first have to die to obtain martyr status?

I used to think you needed to read a Bible or attend church to be considered a Christian, but these are strange times. 

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

New York.   

 

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

New York.   

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31 minutes ago, immamac said:

so who has the balls to press the first charges on Jan 20 immediately following the inauguration?

New York has the balls, but they are still in the investigation part of their case. (I think)

Georgia attorney guy already came and said he will investigate election fraud call, and not be influenced by political power. 
Biden says he’s not getting involved (as he shouldn’t), but will his AG? That’s still to be seen. 

 

It's a wonderful town. (not really)

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He'd become a martyr to his base that would rival Jesus.  Hell, he'd likely become their new savior. 

 

34 minutes ago, immamac said:

so who has the balls to press the first charges on Jan 20 immediately following the inauguration?

No fucking shit. I get why people to the left of me are wondering when this country will find its cojones, but I'm wondering why the people to the right of me are such pussies, too.

Trump and his enablers are anti-democratic assholes par excellence, who make George III look like a fucking angel, and we're sitting here wondering if we can vote them out of office rather than put them in the fucking firing lines they deserve. TREASON. Fucking TREASON. Ted Cruz commits it, and then tells people to fucking calm down.

 

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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How apt a connection.

After all, Donald Trump is a Chairman For The Broad.

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

How apt a connection.

After all, Donald Trump is a Chairman For The Broad.

From what I know, Frank didn't have to pay for it.  

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

From what I know, Frank didn't have to pay for it.  

Frank Sinatra = manly man.

Donald Trump = wishes he were as manly as Kermit the Frog.

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

From what I know, Frank didn't have to pay for it.  

I doubt he did, but you're going for one meaning of the word 'broad,' (perhaps because you're male) and I'm talking circumference.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I doubt he did, but you're going for one meaning of the word 'broad,' (perhaps because you're male) and I'm talking circumference.

Ha.  I am not that old. 

55 minutes ago, immamac said:

so who has the balls to press the first charges on Jan 20 immediately following the inauguration?

I hope New York leads there and goes for the throat. 

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump is too much of a pussy to risk confrontation.  He will be in Florida or Scotland come January 19th/20th.  

@Mrs Whiggins  I'm around, just went dark for the Holidays and now I'm busy AF with the new Congress.

Short of Trump fleeing to Russia or Saudi Arabia to avoid extradition, Florida makes a ton of sense because the Homestead exemption allows him to shield considerable assets from the goverrnment.  That's in essence what Dan Bilzerian's dad did.  I don't see Trump being nearly has finanically savvy with hiding assets, and he (Trump) definitely doesn't have clever children who can help him launder his money and offshore it.

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1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

@Mrs Whiggins  I'm around, just went dark for the Holidays and now I'm busy AF with the new Congress.

Glad you're alright; best of luck to you in the coming weeks.

 

Good start to my morning with this gem:

 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's a moot point, though, because he's a complete coward. 

We must not lose sight of this important truth when considering Trump's possible actions. He is willing to try to get others to face violence or even discomfort, but himself fires people via Twitter or sends a hatchet man. 

I can't imagine striking back at an actual man who cuffs him around a room. He'd bawl out protests and threaten lawsuits, but he'd flee as much personal risk as he could at all costs.

I guess in all the lying, sexual assault, graft/grift, bullying, racism, sexism, narcissism, and general bitchassery, we can sometimes overlook that he's yellow through and through.

We're more likely to see a coked up Don Jr holding out in the White House or Eric just having trouble finding the exit than any risk taken by Ol' Yellow Stain.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It could also be that the people who helped him get where he is may decide that martyring him in perpetuity will achieve what they want without the baggage of the man himself.

I'm glad Diggler quoted this or I would have missed it. Good stuff, MW.

37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

We must not lose sight of this important truth when considering Trump's possible actions. He is willing to try to get others to face violence or even discomfort, but himself fires people via Twitter or sends a hatchet man. 

I can't imagine striking back at an actual man who cuffs him around a room. He'd bawl out protests and threaten lawsuits, but he'd flee as much personal risk as he could at all costs.

I guess in all the lying, sexual assault, graft/grift, bullying, racism, sexism, narcissism, and general bitchassery, we can sometimes overlook that he's yellow through and through.

We're more likely to see a coked up Don Jr holding out in the White House or Eric just having trouble finding the exit than any risk taken by Ol' Yellow Stain.

Just a quick reminder he fled down into the White House bunker during the George Floyd protests in June.  He's a huge physical coward.

6 hours ago, AnTiM said:

In my dream I see Trump setting fire to the White House and shooting at police and firefighters.  When he is finally shot down maybe his rabidly insane supporters will finally realize what he really was.

Bless your heart.

59 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Just a quick reminder he fled down into the White House bunker during the George Floyd protests in June.  He's a huge physical coward.

No sir, it was an inspection.   

 

Great thread about Trump's golf businesses being money laundering operations, which was widely suspected:

 

2 hours ago, Constant said:

I hope New York leads there and goes for the throat. 

They could sentence him to 6 months in a nyc old folks home and he’d be dead in 2. 

 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

New York has the balls, but they are still in the investigation part of their case. (I think)

Georgia attorney guy already came and said he will investigate election fraud call, and not be influenced by political power. 
Biden says he’s not getting involved (as he shouldn’t), but will his AG? That’s still to be seen. 

 

I would think they probably have several cases against him and/or his kids.  Can't they just start with some stuff they already have enough evidence on to get the ball rolling, and then add more charges in different cases as it progresses?   I'm not a lawyer, so not sure how it works.  I would think he has numerous shell companies, so are they all balled into one case, or can they be tried separately.

Plus, I still think DC goes after him on the emoluments and price fixing somehow.  

Hopefully the Palm Beach people go after him on the Mar a Lago bullshit.     Once the first case is in, I would expect a bevy of them from all over.

On January 19, Trump will flee the country for Scotland and then points unknown with tough extradition laws, and will not ever return until he’s dead. So hopefully he returns soon. 

Well, sure, except that he doesn't.

 

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

"calvary"

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, sure, except that he doesn't.

 

I bet Al Gore in 2000 wishes he had been aware of these powers. 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, sure, except that he doesn't.

 

Even if this were true, you’d have to prove the fraud.  Otherwise, election results are at the whim of the VP and people that can pressure them. 

Maybe she means "Calvary"...as in there's to be a crucifying of Trump?  

The Cavalry is who you'd want in a battle.  

Man, these Evangelicals really know their Bible.  

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Calvary?  Or is that the joke?

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Maybe she means "Calvary"...as in there's to be a crucifying of Trump?  

The Cavalry is who you'd want in a battle.  

Man, these Evangelicals really know their Bible.  

You snuck that one in under the wire.

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Calvary?  Or is that the joke?

That’s the martyr joke. 

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, sure, except that he doesn't.

 

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Two weird offshoots from this admin for me.

I look sideways now at most blondes and before I even consider if they are attractive, I wonder if they are a Trumpkin or not.

I never had a hatefuck list before.  Now I do, and it's got quite a few listees.

14 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Calvary?  Or is that the joke?

Is irony dead? Look at the post I was responding to

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

On January 19, Trump will flee the country for Scotland and then points unknown with tough extradition laws, and will not ever return until he’s dead. So hopefully he returns soon. 

Ivana Trump did not get citizenship and marry a wealthy guy so she could live like the wife of a drug lord.  Well, she did but she's not going with him when he runs.  His kids aren't smart enough to continue the grift without getting caught--prolly enough kompromat to incriminate them already.  Dumb people doing dumb things is their future.    

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Ivana Trump did not get citizenship and marry a wealthy guy so she could live like the wife of a drug lord.  Well, she did but she's not going with him when he runs.  His kids aren't smart enough to continue the grift without getting caught--prolly enough kompromat to incriminate them already.  Dumb people doing dumb things is their future.    

Melania?

9 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Ivana Trump did not get citizenship and marry a wealthy guy so she could live like the wife of a drug lord.  Well, she did but she's not going with him when he runs.  His kids aren't smart enough to continue the grift without getting caught--prolly enough kompromat to incriminate them already.  Dumb people doing dumb things is their future.    

Wasn't it rumored that she was a spy (not the cloak and dagger kind, but more the pass along info kind to be used later as blackmail, etc)? Russia and other eastern European countries used to groom young women for this (that much is supposed to be fact) and I believe it was confirmed that the Czech stasi spied on the couple, but you gotta wonder sometimes.

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Edit-I'm specifically referring to Ivana, but don't know if Mdhorn meant Melania or not. Ivana is not leaving the US, and I suspect Melania isn't either.

10 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Ivana Trump did not get citizenship and marry a wealthy guy so she could live like the wife of a drug lord.  Well, she did but she's not going with him when he runs.  His kids aren't smart enough to continue the grift without getting caught--prolly enough kompromat to incriminate them already.  Dumb people doing dumb things is their future.    

Bringing down Trump's kids is the play here.  He has visions of a dynasty.  Destroying that possibility and his name would be the fittest punishment for him.  Well, that and seizing most of his properties and turning them into state or federal run operations.  You know...common.

5 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Bringing down Trump's kids is the play here.  He has visions of a dynasty.  Destroying that possibility and his name would be the fittest punishment for him.  Well, that and seizing most of his properties and turning them into state or federal run operations.  You know...common.

If he has visions of a dynasty, then he ought to get Junior into rehab. Ivanka doesn't have the family name even if she is a little smarter and more ambitious than her brother.

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Georgia attorney guy

He is a she. Fani Willis.

30 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is irony dead? 

Like Tanya Roberts dead?

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Melania?

I was thinking Ivankas mom when I typed but Melanie was what I meant.  Too early in the day to have a wire loose. 

2 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Like Tanya Roberts dead?

She's dead again. 

Well, sure, except that he doesn't.
 

If Tricky Dick didn’t pull the trigger on that loophole after dead people in Chicago voted for JFK, it doesn’t exist.
Like Tanya Roberts dead?

Her tits, though not sentient, will live on.
10 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

She's dead again. 

Well cross her off again then.

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