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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Dear Mike, 

Let the fly speak from now on, okay, thanks. 

 

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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33 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

He's never gonna fuck you Mike.

Oh yeah Mike? Never seen anything like that from a President? I member a time when one tried to have you killed so he could overthrow an election and become dictator. But yeah Biden pushing vaccinations is just beyond the pale. 

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Trump might be getting some prep but he's definitely going to wing it. You know because it's a live feed. I see it as 50/50 that he will somehow incriminate himself during this sad bit of performance art.

If only the ring girl would just hold a some sign that read "who is responsible for the 1/6 insurrection?"

Donnie would start to drool like Pavlov's dog.

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fuck trump!

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Mike Pence = Stepford Wife, only with male genitalia...  allegedly. 

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5 hours ago, brakeman said:

Trump might be getting some prep but he's definitely going to wing it. You know because it's a live feed. I see it as 50/50 that he will somehow incriminate himself during this sad bit of performance art.

If only the ring girl would just hold a some sign that read "who is responsible for the 1/6 insurrection?"  Trump Lost...  LOL. 

Donnie would start to drool like Pavlov's dog.

fifm. 

Is there a feed where people who paid to watch/listen legit will be posting his gems?   I don’t wanna pirate a feed or anything but I’d love to read some his real-time genius from some posters on  some legit message board somewhere or 

Did they get the irony upgrade package today?

Okay, so where's the hijinks?  Some of us gotta get to bed.  

"I haven't seen a fisting that fast since Ivanka's bat-mitzvah."  Something.  Anything.  

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Whoring himself out to any and all that will pay him.  

shocked trump didn't make any appearances with rudy today ?

On 9/9/2021 at 6:09 PM, TwiceHorn said:

I don't think they pay for it, but they do strategically leak things like this.  And yeah, I don't think this is going to reveal much that is politically or legally very scandalous, but it will be a ton of gossip-rag fodder.

Agreed. What would it matter? Its not like there is some sizeable portion of the population that is still undecided on the idea of Trump/Trumpism. The opening chapter could provide graphic details of trump repeatedly ass raping Mike Pence and wiping his dick on the oval office flag, and teary-eyed trumptards would coo..."He did it for us. Obama would never ass rape Mike Pence for us, he's too divisive." The book will make a few people some money and be forgotten in weeks.  

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23 hours ago, Js1 said:

Clinton/Obama doing something with Pres Biden in NYC. GWB is with VP Harris in Pennsylvania. 

Trump is doing boxing. Still so fucking rage inducing we elected this selfish man-baby president. 

And half the country thinks he’s a genius, the best president ever and is the reincarnation of Christ. God I hate these people so fucking much. Just completely uneducated trash

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

shocked trump didn't make any appearances with rudy today ?


Apparently Rudy was snot-slingin' drunk at his annual 9/11 dinner in NYC. 


Apparently Rudy was snot-slingin' drunk at his annual 9/11 dinner in NYC. 

Well I was pretty snot-slingin’ by half time last night so, close to home.
43 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Apparently Rudy was snot-slingin' drunk at his annual 9/11 dinner in NYC. 

Like everyone doesn’t celebrate 9/11 with a big drunken dinner party? Cut him some slack. 

12 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The Moonies are still a thing???
 

Ok so this is real? 

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck is that. 

trump's vision of himself

On 9/11/2021 at 10:15 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Bitch and mon about being the rightful president, but also avoids doing anything that may be construed as presidential. 
 

Never wanted the job, only the title because of the power that came with it. And the title is all he’s trying to hold onto. 

I think he still thinks he's on a game show. I don't think he's capable of understanding how much power he actually had, or he would have used it.

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Ok so this is real? 

seriously. is it?

Looks shopped, no way his hands are that big. 

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think he still thinks he's on a game show. I don't think he's capable of understanding how much power he actually had, or he would have used it.

Or he didn't want to expend effort on things that wouldn't financially benefit him or his buddies.

Hell, imagine if he had owned a stake in some defense contractors.

19 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The Moonies are still a thing???
 

Man, that's a Way-Back shout out to my Ute in 1970s Selma, Alabama. The Moonies were coming to town, Oh My. We were warned. The Moonies were coming, One if by land, two if by sea, uh, the rivvuh.

We were already dab hands at handling Jehovah's Witnesses (thanks for the brochure, we already belong to a church) or the Mormons (mention Quetzalcoatl, get an entertaining visit while the poor kids rest their bicycle muscles,) but Moonies, Moonies, maaaan...

Then they never even showed up. Dammit.

20 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The Moonies are still a thing???
 

Dont know much about their sky fairy, but they make a pretty decent burger here in Austin.

Is he dead yet? When he’s dead let me know cause I’ll need to start a parade.

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Dont know much about their sky fairy, but they make a pretty decent burger here in Austin.

I used to enjoy the coffee at the Scientology cafe. Didn't know I was getting waited on by slaves.

17 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I used to enjoy the coffee at the Scientology cafe. Didn't know I was getting waited on by slaves.

I did.  That's why I ate there.

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Organizers of a Kentucky rally in support of former President Donald Trump featuring several prominent allies and conspiracy theorists expected some 10,000 people to show up this weekend. Instead, less than 300 were in attendance when local journalists attempted to cover the proceedings.

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The "We the People Reunion" was held at the Muhlenberg County Agriculture & Convention Center Fairgrounds in Powderly, Kentucky, on Friday and Saturday. MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, retired General Michael Flynn, attorney Lin Wood and others were among the featured speakers, according to the event and ticket page online.

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Local channel WFIE 14 News sent a team to shoot video at the event on Friday but was later asked to leave, according to a report broadcast by the NBCNews affiliate. The news channel reported that promoters had expected a crowd of about 10,000 people but less than 300 were in attendance from what their journalists saw. Event organizers reportedly refused to speak to WFIE about the rally.

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The event's description explained:

"The Biggest Patriot Rally Of The Year - A True Reunion Of We, The People, combining the biggest names in the conservative patriot movement including Gen. Flynn, Lin Wood, Candace Owens, Mike Lindell, and many others along w/top notch Christian & Country Music Entertainment! Simply put: This will be THE 'Event Of The Year' for American Patriots!"

Wonder why? 

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While many recent pro-Trump events featuring Lindell, Flynn and the other conservative figures have been free, Forward Kentucky reported that the tickets for the We the People Reunion were starting at $125. General admission "plus" tickets were sold for $250 and VIP tickets were going for $500.

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Man, that's a Way-Back shout out to my Ute in 1970s Selma, Alabama. The Moonies were coming to town, Oh My. We were warned. The Moonies were coming, One if by land, two if by sea, uh, the rivvuh.

We were already dab hands at handling Jehovah's Witnesses (thanks for the brochure, we already belong to a church) or the Mormons (mention Quetzalcoatl, get an entertaining visit while the poor kids rest their bicycle muscles,) but Moonies, Moonies, maaaan...

Then they never even showed up. Dammit.

Little known fact: they settled for buying Moon Pie, Inc

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Daddy won't you take me back to Muehlenberg County, down by the Green River, where Paradise lays?

I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in askin'

Mr Peabody's coal train has hauled it away....

So do Trumpkins believe Holyfield won the fight?

The unbridled stupidity of gop voters has caused a feeding frenzy amongst the con artists in this country, so they're all competing for the same pot of money. Will they spend all their hard earned government handouts  on horse paste, Evander Holyfield superfights, the latest wall being built somewhere in Texas, or the classics like Jim Bakker's emergency food buckets? Find out on this week's episode of "As the Rube Turns".

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

To be fair, if this rally had been held in, oh, June, the attendence would probably be higher.  But Delta probably kilt off a good chunk of the attendees, or maybe some of the of the other folk had spent their extra money on Atwoods brand Ivermectin or GoFundMe listings by their friends and relatives.  

 

 

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13 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Is he dead yet? When he’s dead let me know cause I’ll need to start a parade.

I'll be at the head.  But when I'm done there, I'll join the parade.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

The unbridled stupidity of gop voters has caused a feeding frenzy amongst the con artists in this country, so they're all competing for the same pot of money. Will they spend all their hard earned government handouts  on horse paste, Evander Holyfield superfights, the latest wall being built somewhere in Texas, or the classics like Jim Bakker's emergency food buckets? Find out on this week's episode of "As the Rube Turns".

 

Like sand through the hour glass invernectin through the colon, so are the days of our lives deaths due to covid.

 

And Ms. Grisham felt that scintillating exchange between her and the first lady was worthy of an entire book?  

Melania doesn't give a shit about American Democracy, film at 11.  

Does the book also feature never-before-disclosed tales of the First Lady being disinterested in the role and otherwise aloof?  

Does it describe in fascinating detail, that the First Couple was growing apart?  Whoah!  

If we're all honest here, it's mainly gonna be stories for Trump supporter males to jerk off to.  Men who are glad she became disinterested in the Donald, so they can take her place and guzzle the God-King's cum.  

13 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Daddy won't you take me back to Muehlenberg County, down by the Green River, where Paradise lays?

I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in askin'

Mr Lindell is talkin and expects me to pay.

yo.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

heart=penis

That was extremely tame, and he danced around the stolen election bit like the politician he is.

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Wow! But this did happen. Democracy is so fucking slow.

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