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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You’re a master of karate!

and friendship, for everyone!

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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“We will fight the subpoenas on executive privilege and other grounds for the good of our country, while we wait to find out whether or not subpoenas will be sent out to Antifa and BLM for the death and destruction they have caused,” Trump said.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/sep/29/donald-trump-6-january-records-sue

of course, because our court system is slower than frozen dogshit, this won't be resolved until after the republicans take their majority in january, 2023, at which point the whole thing will be mooted.

 

Yeah the BLM/antifa body count is really stacking up.  The guy that was president during those protests really should have done something. 

Looked up Stephanie Grisham.  Another college dropout.

I have nothing against college dropouts, hell I went through a few phases/detours before settling down and finishing a degree.

But damn does Trump and the GOP seem to attract them these days.  Or even the GED crowd (again, respect if you actually go back and get it, but no respect if you open your mouth and let everybody know that you got one, without explicitly saying you got one).

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Looked up Stephanie Grisham.  Another college dropout.

I have nothing against college dropouts, hell I went through a few phases/detours before settling down and finishing a degree.

But damn does Trump and the GOP seem to attract them these days.  Or even the GED crowd (again, respect if you actually go back and get it, but no respect if you open your mouth and let everybody know that you got one, without explicitly saying you got one).

According to her wiki bio, she's a real winner.  Twice divorced, probably fucking a sportscaster at her husband's anchor job during a two-year marriage.  Two DWI. Child out of wedlock.  Fired from every non-political job she's ever had.

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44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

According to her wiki bio, she's a real winner.  Twice divorced, probably fucking a sportscaster at her husband's anchor job during a two-year marriage.  Two DWI. Child out of wedlock.  Fired from every non-political job she's ever had.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Looked up Stephanie Grisham.  Another college dropout.

I have nothing against college dropouts, hell I went through a few phases/detours before settling down and finishing a degree.

But damn does Trump and the GOP seem to attract them these days.  Or even the GED crowd (again, respect if you actually go back and get it, but no respect if you open your mouth and let everybody know that you got one, without explicitly saying you got one).


Damn, she’s a complete train wreck 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Damn, she’s a complete train wreck 

Yeah.  So have you banged her?

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah.  So have you banged her?


hard pass !

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah.  So have you banged her?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

hard pass !

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So here’s my thought about Grisham— she gladly aided and abetted everything DJT did and helped him gut her country. Now that he’s clearly used up, she’s raking in that sweet book deal cash and stabbing her former rulers in the back. If he’d won re-election, she’d be licking Kushner’s handtooled Balmorals as I type this.

If she had made this book available for free as a warning to never vote for him again, maybe? If all proceeds went to a battered women’s charity or something?

But no, Stephanie, you showed me you are simply a simpering toady with no values deeper than getting yours. You don’t even have the underlying virtue of loyalty, even if it was wrongly directed. 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Damn, she’s a complete train wreck 

Wheelhouse? 

That's really going to angle his feeble little orange brain.

That's really going to angle his feeble little orange brain.

Is this where we enjoy the tears?

He's so smart, he keeps his money hidden off-shore so Forbes wouldn't even know about it, bro. 

Meantime the list is populated almost entirely by people who professionally hide wealth off-shore and still stumble into the Top 400 just by the rounding errors.  

According to her wiki bio, she's a real winner.  Twice divorced, probably fucking a sportscaster at her husband's anchor job during a two-year marriage. 

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As a reminder of how utterly contemptible he is, last year that Trump administration established rules that will let hunters kill bear cubs in their dens:




"Peter Christian, a spokesman with the park service in Alaska, told the Anchorage Daily News that the changes will allow hunters to draw black bears, including cubs and females with cubs, out of their dens with artificial light; to use bait to attract black and brown bears; to hunt wolves and coyotes during the denning season and to shoot caribou while they are swimming or from motorboats."


https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/may/28/alaska-bears-wolves-trump-rules-hunters


 

20 hours ago, Lobo said:

He's so smart, he keeps his money hidden off-shore so Forbes wouldn't even know about it, bro. 

Meantime the list is populated almost entirely by people who professionally hide wealth off-shore and still stumble into the Top 400 just by the rounding errors.  

This.  Why was he even on there to begin with?  I remember Wilbur Ross somehow got on there by declaring the money he managed in his fund as his personal money.

 

On 10/1/2021 at 10:54 PM, TwiceHorn said:

According to her wiki bio, she's a real winner.  Twice divorced, probably fucking a sportscaster at her husband's anchor job during a two-year marriage.  Two DWI. Child out of wedlock.  Fired from every non-political job she's ever had.

 

the best people

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

the best people

When you elect a twice divorced, multiple failed business line, reality TV show host who has NDAs with porn stars for their silence, you get what you pay for.

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

As a reminder of how utterly contemptible he is, last year that Trump administration established rules that will let hunters kill bear cubs in their dens:




"Peter Christian, a spokesman with the park service in Alaska, told the Anchorage Daily News that the changes will allow hunters to draw black bears, including cubs and females with cubs, out of their dens with artificial light; to use bait to attract black and brown bears; to hunt wolves and coyotes during the denning season and to shoot caribou while they are swimming or from motorboats."


https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/may/28/alaska-bears-wolves-trump-rules-hunters


 

Just pure evil. All of them. They represent the worst of humanity. 

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


It was just as bad as we all thought. No surprises.

Just read CNN.com's version. Jesus. That orange fucker belongs in an orange jumpsuit. Instead, as it stands now he's the likely GQP candidate for 2024. Fuck Mitch McConnell for not ending that cocksucker's political career back in January.

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Just read CNN.com's version. Jesus. That orange fucker belongs in an orange jumpsuit. Instead, as it stands now he's the likely GQP candidate for 2024. Fuck Mitch McConnell for not ending that cocksucker's political career back in January.

There may have been a little transactional dealing that prevented that, although I can't say if it's just smoke.

Chao (Mrs. McConnell) had some dubious conflicts of interest while Secretary of Transportation. Specifically some things that happened with respect to her father's company and also some projects for Kentucky (re-election year for Mitch). The IG for the dept (who was nonpartisan) requested the DOJ to look into it, but they refused. They also refused to look into other ethics violations such as her promoting her father's book, using dept resources for personal use, and having her aide be the liaison between her office, the funding arm, local officials with the state of Kentucky, and her spouse. When the nonpartisan acting IG began his investigation, Trump had him removed and replaced with an interim who directly reported to Chao, with the interim thus being responsible for investigating his department, himself, and his boss.

IOW, lot of the usual mafia dealings.

 

 

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There may have been a little transactional dealing that prevented that, although I can't say if it's just smoke.
Chao (Mrs. McConnell) had some dubious conflicts of interest while Secretary of Transportation. Specifically some things that happened with respect to her father's company and also some projects for Kentucky (re-election year for Mitch). The IG for the dept (who was nonpartisan) requested the DOJ to look into it, but they refused. They also refused to look into other ethics violations such as her promoting her father's book, using dept resources for personal use, and having her aide be the liaison between her office, the funding arm, local officials with the state of Kentucky, and her spouse. When the nonpartisan acting IG began his investigation, Trump had him removed and replaced with an interim who directly reported to Chang, with the interim thus being responsible for investigating his department, himself, and his boss.
IOW, lot of the usual mafia dealings.
 
 

Rage inducing.

Phrasing:  I am the Law and thereby Order everyone to kiss my ass an do as I ask.  

I know Order.  I have the best Orders.

Just now, Lobo said:

I know Order.  I have the best Orders.

they usually begin with a 50 pack of mcnuggets

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Why are we not making sweeping changes to limit the executive branch.

I don’t know a thing about inside politics, but why would all those cowards resigning do anything to stop dotard’s bullshit?  If anything it seems it would give him the opportunity to install more lackeys and make his path to totalitarianism easier.

I don’t know a thing about inside politics, but why would all those cowards resigning do anything to stop dotard’s bullshit?  If anything it seems it would give him the opportunity to install more lackeys and make his path to totalitarianism easier.

Yea, not a good strategy. Just ask the Mensheviks.
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Trump: 'I am the law and order candidate' - CNN Video

He also said he’d be too busy working to play golf like that Kenyan Muslim Obama.

So tired of all the winning.

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Why are we not making sweeping changes to limit the executive branch.

They did after Watergate and Dick Cheney spent his whole career undoing them. Ken Starr helped. 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Why are we not making sweeping changes to limit the executive branch.

You'd think Republicans would because Joe Biden is going to make everybody get a shot.

But they don't want that, because they anticipate getting back into power at some point.

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There's a woman in Texas who has been in jail for years because she voted (unknowingly) when she shouldn't have. Meanwhile, the guy who tried to orchestrate a coup is out and about, and will be the Republican nominee in 2024. 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There's a woman in Texas who has been in jail for years because she voted (unknowingly) when she shouldn't have. Meanwhile, the guy who tried to orchestrate a coup is out and about, and will be the Republican nominee in 2024. 

System.  Working as designed.

We don't have a chance.

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There's a woman in Texas who has been in jail for years because she voted (unknowingly) when she shouldn't have. Meanwhile, the guy who tried to orchestrate a coup is out and about, and will be the Republican nominee in 2024. 

Well, that lady looks like this -

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And the terrorists look like this -

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So, ya know -

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