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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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21 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

This is the guy that some seem to think is a "man of the people". I will never for the life of me understand while a bunch of southerners like a loud-mouth New Yorker with a gold penthouse. 

42 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

This is the guy that some seem to think is a "man of the people". I will never for the life of me understand while a bunch of southerners like a loud-mouth New Yorker with a gold penthouse. 

Your conclusions are all wrong Dr Ryan

I will translate: A bunch of white southerners racists like a loud-mouth New Yorker Racist with a gold penthouse money to own the libs 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This popped up in my Twitter feed.

 

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FAKE NEWS!!

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Is it no wonder Melania looks grumpy all the time. 

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Spoiler not working…

Goredho's quote of it showed the spoiler tags are working.

And I just checked on an iPad, and on a desktop with Safari, Chrome, and Firefox.

It was working just fine, but me thinks you decided to copy-and-paste the image outside of the spoiler box that it was originally in.

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Goredho's quote of it showed the spoiler tags are working.
And I just checked on an iPad, and on a desktop with Safari, Chrome, and Firefox.
It was working just fine, but me thinks you decided to copy-and-paste the image outside of the spoiler box that it was originally in.


Nope. Am on tapa.

 

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This popped up in my Twitter feed.

 

NSFW HOLY SHIT NSFW

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every trumper can now die a happy idiot !

6 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

WTF is that?

Illustration of the difference between the words "penis" and "dick".  A "dick" is always at least two inches longer.

On 10/15/2021 at 6:13 PM, Sawbonz said:

What the actual fuck

Was it the golden showers thing that finally did it?

On 10/15/2021 at 5:36 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

fucking right?

Anybody find it out that Trump randomly talked about golden showers this week, and then we find out about this interview today, which mentioned the pee tapes?

Shame Trump doesn't have twitter.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/17/politics/christopher-steele-dossier-trump/index.html

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Former British intelligence officer Christopher Steele, the man behind the "Steele Dossier" that claimed Russian officials held compromising information on former President Donald Trump, defended the claims made in the dossier in his first on-camera interview since it was revealed in 2017.

In a clip from an upcoming ABC News documentary released Sunday, Steele said he decided to sit down for an interview now because he wanted to "set the record straight" about his role in the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election. ABC released a portion of the documentary featuring parts of Steele's interview on Sunday, with the full documentary slated to be released on Hulu early Monday morning.

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"I think the first and most important (reason) is that the problems we identified back in 2016 haven't gone away, and arguably have actually got worse, and I thought it was important to come and set the record straight," Steele said.

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Steele reinforced his belief that most of the claims made in the dossier are accurate. 

"I stand by the work we did, the sources that we had, and the professionalism which we applied to it," Steele said.

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Steele reaffirmed his confidence in the most controversial claim in the unverified dossier -- that Russia had video of Trump watching prostitutes urinate in a hotel suite, according to BuzzFeed News, which published the dossier in full. In January 2017, CNN reported top intelligence officials presented then-President Trump with claims from the Steele Dossier. There is no evidence the tape exists, and Trump has denied the alleged incident taking place. 

Steele said he believes Russia likely retains "kompromat" against Trump, and when pressed by ABC if he believes Russia has a tape of Trump with prostitutes in a Russian hotel, Steele said the tape "probably" exists, but that Russia has assessed "it hasn't needed to be released." 

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"And today, do you still believe that that tape exists?" Stephanopoulos asked.

"I think it probably does, but I wouldn't put 100% certainty on it," Steele said.

"So how do you explain that if the tape does indeed exist, it hasn't been released?" Stephanopoulos asked. 

"Well, it hasn't needed to be released," Steele said. "I think the Russians felt they'd got pretty good value out of Donald Trump when he was President of the US."

 

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 "Well, it hasn't needed to be released," Steele said. "I think the Russians felt they'd got pretty good value out of Donald Trump when he was President of the US."

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Oh, and with the pee tape mention, here's a preemptive "Fuck off, Anastasis!"

 

7 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

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Oh, and with the pee tape mention, here's a preemptive "Fuck off, Anastasis!"

 

Just don’t mention Carter Page and we might be ok.

FISA

That should fire up the “BOTH SIDES!!! EVERYONE BUT ME FALLS FOR NONSENSE!” bat signal.

Why did I click that spoiler. Oh why, why, why did I click that spoiler. 

I don't care if its fake, spread it everywhere to fuck with him. He's the king of liars, I don't care if its fake. It'll drive him crazy. He might even whip it out at his next rally to prove its not all that small.

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Why did I click that spoiler. Oh why, why, why did I click that spoiler. 

I don't care if its fake, spread it everywhere to fuck with him. He's the king of liars, I don't care if its fake. It'll drive him crazy. He might even whip it out at his next rally to prove its not all that small.

But if what Stormy says is true he won’t want that to be confirmed either.  That pic should be spread everywhere so that it becomes the truth.

30 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don't care if its fake, spread it everywhere to fuck with him. He's the king of liars, I don't care if its fake. It'll drive him crazy. He might even whip it out at his next rally to prove its not all that small.

16 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

But if what Stormy says is true he won’t want that to be confirmed either.  That pic should be spread everywhere so that it becomes the truth.

Based on the fact that out of fucking nowhere, he started talking about golden showers at a rally at the Iowa State Fair, there is a chance that he would pull that image out and say that it was fake, and that Melania could attest to it being fake.

 

When Porn Hub releases their next round of "these states searched on these terms", surely some MAGA states will have "GOLDEN SHOWERS" as their top search.

Sen. Bill Cassidy, R-La, dunks on Trump:

"Cassidy told Mike Allen of Axios that he will not vote for the former president should he run in 2024, and even suggested Trump might not be able to win the Republican Party’s nomination, citing his track record of losing. “President Trump is the first president, on the Republican side at least, to lose the House, the Senate and the presidency in four years. Elections are about winning,” Cassidy said."


https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/bill-cassidy-axios-interview-trump-1243546/

On 10/16/2021 at 3:09 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

This is the guy that some seem to think is a "man of the people". I will never for the life of me understand while a bunch of southerners like a loud-mouth New Yorker with a gold penthouse. 

It reminds them of Tara

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

When Porn Hub releases their next round of "these states searched on these terms", surely some MAGA states will have "GOLDEN SHOWERS" as their top search.

Waiting for MAGA world to start endorsing golden showers as a cure for COVID.

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13 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I don't see how those people get through the day being that fucking gullible and stupid. Cosmo Kramer Mind Blown GIF

It takes a certain degree of... Incredulity

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Waiting for MAGA world to start endorsing golden showers as a cure for COVID.

The plot twist is that it has to be horse piss.  

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

“President Trump is the first president, on the Republican side at least, to lose the House, the Senate and the presidency in four years.

Didn’t Herbert Hoover also do that?

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Hey, let's leave Diet Coke out of this.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The plot twist is that it has to be horse piss.  

They say the most recent Philly winner at the Derby, Winning Colors, was a squirter.

It still just doesn't even seem real that the man who released that statement was President of the United States for four years. 

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It still just doesn't even seem real that the man who released that statement was President of the United States for four years. 

And that a not insignificant number of Americans think that he should be president again!  I see TFG 2024 flags and bumper stickers every f'n day.

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Not a very nice thing to say by the guy who loves the troops so much, he humped a flag. 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

It still just doesn't even seem real that the man who released that statement was President of the United States for four years. 

Bottles the mind indeed.  His classlessness knows no bottom.

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2 hours ago, The Royal We said:

And that a not insignificant number of Americans think that he should be president again!  I see TFG 2024 flags and bumper stickers every f'n day.

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Vegas odds have him as the favorite in '24.  FML.

20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Vegas odds have him as the favorite in '24.  FML.

Told y'all so.  We don't get to wake up from this nightmare.  It is real, and it ends like real-life nightmares do - in absolute horror.

3 hours ago, 4th&amp;Five said:

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is it possible for someone to be a bigger piece of shit, complete waste of space than the person who would not only say this, but make it a public statement? 
 

the answer is yes - it is every person who would vote for the guy who said this.  
 

and there you have 99% of Republicans in this country.

3 hours ago, 4th&amp;Five said:

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Okay, I have to ask (again) - is this real?

The internet reaction to this statement has been...weird. Like, did everyone just get amnesia and forget everything Trump has said and done the past 10 years? People all over the internet are acting like this is some new low for him.

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