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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Claiming Jefferson wasn't the principal writer of the Constitution is the biggest example of cancel culture.

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Trump is the product of a private education, but the dipshit right-wingers think public education is a problem.

Jefferson wrote the Constitution.
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So, funny thing…I’ve seen Jefferson’s handwritten draft of….the Declaration of Independence. On loan from? The New York public library.

Trump is so, so, so fucking dumb. And his cult worships him as a genius. He’s good at literally one thing: fooling the gullible into thinking he’s competent. If you’re one of the people who thinks he’s capable of holding the office, congrats, you’re part of that team!
23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump is so, so, so fucking dumb. And his cult worships him as a genius. He’s good at literally one thing: fooling the gullible into thinking he’s competent. If you’re one of the people who thinks he’s capable of holding the office, congrats, you’re part of that team!

Or maybe he just doesn't give a shit about facts, and throws something out there because he's projecting that somebody will try and remove his name from something.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hold up. An audio memoir?

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Here I am trying to figure out the difference between writing an audio book and recording a podcast.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


So, funny thing…I’ve seen Jefferson’s handwritten draft of….the Declaration of Independence. On loan from? The New York public library.

Trump is so, so, so fucking dumb. And his cult worships him as a genius. He’s good at literally one thing: fooling the gullible into thinking he’s competent. If you’re one of the people who thinks he’s capable of holding the office, congrats, you’re part of that team!

Did you see it though or was it a copy?  I’ve seen National Treasure 

Dotard excels at making situations worse. Good to bad, terrible to horrific and all for personal gain. 
 

Just spitballing, but I’m looking around at the antivax crowd getting fired. Also watching what’s being coined the great resignation. 
 

I expect Trump may latch onto this soon with some kind of general labor strike. A day or week without MAGAts on the job. 
 

Hope I’m wrong, but there is too much destructive upside. Solidify control, destroy recovery, get more people fired, create “victims”, weaken Biden…, basically just make shit worse 

wish this fucker would just die already 

58 minutes ago, Mole said:

Here I am trying to figure out the difference between writing an audio book and recording a podcast.

About tree-fiddy.

58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Did you see it though or was it a copy?  I’ve seen National Treasure 

I’ve seen one of the Stone engravings in person, and if you wanted to convince me it was the real thing it wouldn’t be that hard, and I know a little bit about historic documents.

“Just yesterday, I had a man come up to me. A very big, burly man. He had tears in his eyes. He asked me, “Mr President”, I am still the president to these people, they know how the election was stolen, god love them. He said, “Mr President, why are the communists China party and the slimeball libs trying to steal Thomas Jefferson from us?” Tears we’re streaming down his face. This was a man who had seen action in all the wars, he had shot many krauts on the beaches at Norway, and yet he couldn’t stop crying at the thought of Thomas Jefferson being cancelled as the writer of our great Constitution. Sad.”

3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

“Just yesterday, I had a man come up to me. A very big, burly man. He had tears in his eyes. He asked me, “Mr President”, I am still the president to these people, they know how the election was stolen, god love them. He said, “Mr President, why are the communists China party and the slimeball libs trying to steal Thomas Jefferson from us?” Tears we’re streaming down his face. This was a man who had seen action in all the wars, he had shot many krauts on the beaches at Norway, and yet he couldn’t stop crying at the thought of Thomas Jefferson being cancelled as the writer of our great Constitution. Sad.”

Rep for “Krauts”, you don’t see a lot of mild anti-Germanism these days and maybe it’s time to change that. 

6 hours ago, NAVY said:

Dotard excels at making situations worse. Good to bad, terrible to horrific and all for personal gain. 
 

Just spitballing, but I’m looking around at the antivax crowd getting fired. Also watching what’s being coined the great resignation. 
 

I expect Trump may latch onto this soon with some kind of general labor strike. A day or week without MAGAts on the job. 
 

Hope I’m wrong, but there is too much destructive upside. Solidify control, destroy recovery, get more people fired, create “victims”, weaken Biden…, basically just make shit worse 

wish this fucker would just die already 

Otherwise known as the date I can hit maga protestors with my truck if they're in the street, right?  Right?

This is a written statement. He (his staff) literally has enough time to goole that before sending it. 

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ve seen one of the Stone engravings in person, and if you wanted to convince me it was the real thing it wouldn’t be that hard, and I know a little bit about historic documents.

I mean, username and such. 

47 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This is a written statement. He (his staff) literally has enough time to goole ghoul that before sending it. 

Fixie

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Jefferson wrote the Constitution.

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"and it's hurting our country badly."

That's the thing.  Most of this shit that he and his ilk are aggrieved about just isn't a very big deal.  Certainly not particularly relevant to the running of a country.

Well, we've already been deprived of cancelled patriot Robert E. Lee! This cancel culture is far worse than the Civil War! If only Lee were here to help America as he did back then!

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

This is a written statement. He (his staff) literally has enough time to goole that before sending it. 

Like they really care, as long as the checks clear.  

24 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 This cancel culture is far worse than the Civil War! If only Lee were here to help America as he did back then!

Yep, bring him back so he can lose again.  Send him back into Pennsylvania.

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Rep for “Krauts”, you don’t see a lot of mild anti-Germanism these days and maybe it’s time to change that. 

Especially since if he shot them on the beaches in Norway, it means he's probably a limey.

I thought NordicWay was that MLM company Ivanka started to sell Trump vodka, water, and steaks?  You know the Scandinavians are known for their clear distilled spirits and pristine freshwater. 

 

 

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I'm kind of hurt that he didn't address me by Sean my name. He brings such grace and class to the ex-presidency. He has really grown into the role of American statesman.

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Rep for “Krauts”, you don’t see a lot of mild anti-Germanism these days and maybe it’s time to change that. 

I got negged by some asshole for using that term in a post during the Olympics. And I’m half German on my mom’s side of the family.

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This is a written statement. He (his staff) literally has enough time to goole that before sending it. 

Not a single one of them watched Hamilton either

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a single one of them watched Hamilton either

Of course not, they tried to cancel White Alexander Hamilton with People of Color Hamilton. 

It also got really fucking weird when Pence went to see a production of Hamilton in D.C. and he started throwing rolls of paper towels at the cast.  

21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I got negged by some asshole for using that term in a post during the Olympics. And I’m half German on my mom’s side of the family.

Well, at least you can make fun of the fucking Irish without anybody getting upset.

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I got negged by some asshole for using that term in a post during the Olympics. And I’m half German on my mom’s side of the family.

I'm half German too, fuck the Krauts. 

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I got negged by some asshole for using that term in a post during the Olympics. And I’m half German on my mom’s side of the family.

 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, at least you can make fun of the fucking Irish without anybody getting upset.

Listen here, my kraut mick friend.

1 minute ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Listen here, my kraut mick friend.

I ain't no fucking bog jumper.

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, at least you can make fun of the fucking Irish without anybody getting upset.

I spent my adolescence about 30 miles from South Bend. I learned that at a young age. 

Sweet, are we doing anonymous euro-centric racism today? 

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51 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I got negged by some asshole for using that term in a post during the Olympics. And I’m half German on my mom’s side of the family.

You’re not one of those Swedish Germans, are you?

Just now, BrickHorn said:

You’re not one of those Swedish Germans, are you?

Nope. Swiss-German. Imagine that inner conflict. 

17 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Jefferson wrote the Constitution.

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the Swiss were actually very amenable with the Germans during WWII.  And they've been hiding the world's secrets ever since.  

So, now...about the goddamn Italians.

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nope. Swiss-German. Imagine that inner conflict. 

What conflict?  The Swiss did everything possible to aid and abet the Nazi plundering of Europe. 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, bring him back so he can lose again.  Send him back into Pennsylvania.

 

lol I thought "him" was referring to DOtarD for about ten seconds.

 

 

2 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Well, Buck the Swedish German will know. 

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good, but not good enough:

 

Good lord, we are a fucked country. Those should be 90%+ each. He's going to run again, win the primary, lose the general, and continue this shit.

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Good lord, we are a fucked country. Those should be 90%+ each. He's going to run again, win the primary, lose the general, and continue this shit.

*if he's still alive or not in jail (or not barred from running again)

18 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Good lord, we are a fucked country. Those should be 90%+ each. He's going to run again, win the primary, lose the general, and continue this shit.

I just don’t see Trump avoiding a guilty verdict in Georgia. He’s on tape committing a crime, for crissakes.

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9 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I just don’t see Trump avoiding a guilty verdict in Georgia. He’s on tape committing a crime, for crissakes.

You're new around here, right?

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

You're new around here, right?

I’m familiar with Fulton County.

58 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good, but not good enough:

 

Is that even good? Maybe if the headline was "Poll of the Republican Party." That's basically just the fucking party lines, many of whom will now be voter suppressed. 

30 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I just don’t see Trump avoiding a guilty verdict in Georgia. He’s on tape committing a crime, for crissakes.

I mean, has there even bit a single bet of news or movement on that case? Because I don't remember seeing shit for months now. 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, at least you can make fun of the fucking Irish without anybody getting upset.

 

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

I just don’t see Trump avoiding a guilty verdict in Georgia. He’s on tape committing a crime, for crissakes.

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