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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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When you marry for money, you have to pay for it.

I hope she’s fucking miserable every second of every minute of every hour of every day.

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10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 


line them up, bullet to the head 

44 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Why is this asshole at the WS?

Because he thinks he is well liked and that he won Georgia bigly minus the fraud 

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Some of those that work forces…..

I’ve been telling my cis, white, Hetero boys since they were young that Cops aren’t your friends.  
 

and they get it better then literally every other group.
 

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

When you marry for money, you have to pay for it.

I hope she’s fucking miserable every second of every minute of every hour of every day.
 

Melania cadged some of Don's orange spray paint.

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If that was a bus with Republicans and the people harassing them had been black, brown, or Muslim, there'd be some dead folks in the wake of that bus.

Because Texas.

 

I’ve told people this before- one of the reasons I don’t like the good guys with guns  theory is that good guys will use the guns in those situations and idiots who should be merely arrested will wind up dead.  

17 hours ago, immamac said:

Doesn’t it suck to not be president. What’s he going to do? Sue the president, oh shit wasn’t there precedent set that the president can do whatever he wants by the guy suing. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is great. 

he only has to fight it in court and stall for 12 more months. my money is on the over. 

I’ll cut First Slut some slack, she was probably tired of the Braves war chant/ Tomahawk chop like the rest of us.  

Fuck this guy and all the cultists.

On 10/30/2021 at 9:54 AM, Bullneck said:

 

 

Texas, our Texas, all hail the mighty state

Texas, oh Texas, so wonderful, so great!

I'm beginning to wish there had been a lot more Comanches or Santa Ana a better general.

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think things are going to pick up.  I know that the Congressional Jan 6th supporters are just going to double-down and be cheered on, but the stuff that is coming out is not going to do the GOP much (probably not any) good  with moderates/independents.

Gaetz honestly feels like he's one (smallish) part of a much bigger investigation/whatever.  I mean, yeah, the allegations are really serious, but at the same time, when you look at the cast of characters down there in FL that are around him, it feels like he's a small fish.

Hmmm. Every accusation is a confession.....hmmmm

The Dems traffick children as part of an evil cult.

Who were Jeffrey Epsteins clients? The very, very wealthy. The only constituency the GOPs care about? The very, very wealthy. Who does the GOP protect at all costs? You get the picture.

Is this the crime that makes the GOP so resistant to investigation? Is this and Russian money what has made them behave as a criminal organization? Is this the reason for the iron rule of omerta?

I genuinely hope not. But absolutely nothing is off the table with this wicked band of people.

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


line them up, bullet to the head 

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It's the only way to be sure.

On 10/29/2021 at 5:28 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, the glass is too big.

Alec usually only takes one shot.

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Hmmm. Every accusation is a confession.....hmmmm

The Dems traffick children as part of an evil cult.

Who were Jeffrey Epsteins clients? The very, very wealthy. The only constituency the GOPs care about? The very, very wealthy. Who does the GOP protect at all costs? You get the picture.

Is this the crime that makes the GOP so resistant to investigation? Is this and Russian money what has made them behave as a criminal organization? Is this the reason for the iron rule of omerta?

I genuinely hope not. But absolutely nothing is off the table with this wicked band of people.

Pizzagate and Q absolutely were manufactured distractions away from Trump’s formerly close relationship with Epstein, the fact that trump has fucked underage girls, and the fact that the some of the very very wealthy like to fuck underage girls and boys, have the money to do it, and people like Epstein helped facilitate it. Mostly GOP since that’s where the money is and “trickle down” economics is. It’s no surprise that Epstein got killed in prison. 

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What am I looking at?  Punky Brewster in camo?

10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Hmmm. Every accusation is a confession.....hmmmm

The Dems traffick children as part of an evil cult.

Who were Jeffrey Epsteins clients? The very, very wealthy. The only constituency the GOPs care about? The very, very wealthy. Who does the GOP protect at all costs? You get the picture.

Is this the crime that makes the GOP so resistant to investigation? Is this and Russian money what has made them behave as a criminal organization? Is this the reason for the iron rule of omerta?

I genuinely hope not. But absolutely nothing is off the table with this wicked band of people.

Tying into that, let me put it another way when I say Gaetz is a small fish:

Gaetz and Greenberg were dumbass enough to use fucking Venmo and openly document transactions for the whole world to see.

It's the guys we haven't heard of, who weren't using Venmo and putting in memos like "tuition" and "school" and "lunch", who I think are the bigger fish in all of this.

 

49 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tying into that, let me put it another way when I say Gaetz is a small fish:

Gaetz and Greenberg were dumbass enough to use fucking Venmo and openly document transactions for the whole world to see.

It's the guys we haven't heard of, who weren't using Venmo and putting in memos like "tuition" and "school" and "lunch", who I think are the bigger fish in all of this.

 

Got it. Never Venmo money to underage hookers. Life lesson learned.

But do they take credit cards?

29 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Got it. Never Venmo money to underage hookers. Life lesson learned.

But do they take credit cards?

It's 2021.

Bitcoin.

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

big+gay+conspirators.BMP

 

No trigger discipline.

My kids will end up with at least a few Christmas gifts wrapped in that shit.

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Good to see the alfa bank brain worms still have some life. Resilient little fuckers for sure. 

On 10/31/2021 at 8:54 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Is he supposed to be Ted Nugent?

Did he shit himself as well?

 

4 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Is he supposed to be Ted Nugent?

Did he shit himself as well?

 

 He’s Tranbo.

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

 He’s Tranbo.

Honestly, I feel like this is not the first time that he dressed up like this.  And that it may even be a frequent occurrence.

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The grift continues.

 

 

if somebody here didn't come up with this, we are fucking slipping.

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18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if somebody here didn't come up with this, we are fucking slipping.

Grift wrap?

7 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

Grift wrap?

Post of the day, for sure, also added laugh for "grift" because probably made in Gina.  Fa ra ra ra ra!

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A second grand jury?  I’d like to see ole Donnie get out of this one!

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

A second grand jury?  I’d like to see ole Donnie get out of this one!

The man is bullet proof !

5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

A second grand jury?  I’d like to see ole Donnie get out of this one!

wriggle. 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man is bullet proof !

I'd like him to ride around Dallas in a convertible to really put that to the test

12 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'd like him to ride around Dallas in a convertible to really put that to the test

 

no harm should ever come to an ex president !!! 

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Meanwhile, fucking Joe Exotic is dying and won't get to run in 2024 and won't get to somehow redeem himself.

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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had to throw off the feds !!!

Not getting my hopes up. I know how this ends 

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