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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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17 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Is that JFK? Is he a republican in MAGA revisionist history?

 

Its whichever Kennedy they think is going to return from the dead and be DOtaRd's running mate.

 

 

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Maybe Ted will come back and be Trump’s chauffeur. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder why McNaughton didn't include America's greatest President, Ben Franklin?


I wonder why he included Wilford Brimley and why they are wearing Waffen SS camo.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Is that JFK? Is he a republican in MAGA revisionist history?


jfk jr 

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

New McNaughton just dropped. You must, somehow, admire the man's ability to spot a grift, home in on it, and milk it for all it's worth.


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So is this CRT?

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It looks like the battle is over, and these nimrods just destroyed America. Is McNaughton hedging his bets?

It took me awhile to see that it's Washington at Trump's right and Jefferson on the flank. 

One day this guy. This old guy. He comes up to me. Strange guy, but sort of impressive. He's wearing a white wig, this crazy wig, but he's no fruit. Big guy. Carries this big sword. Incredible sword. He comes to me with tears streaming down his face and past a pretty uncomfortable looking set of dentures. He says, "I'm George Fucking Washington. What have you done to this country?"

He's a big admirer. I say, "Thank you, but I really should be addressed as Mr. President sir."

Then he slapped the shit out of me. He did it again even when I was bawling. I would have kicked his ass, but he was old. Plus, I was having trouble getting up off the ground.

I looked him up in my very difficult for non geniuses to read President Book. There he was. The guy was a total disaster. He turned all of his power back to the people like a dog. Total loser. I'm glad I kicked his ass.

 

 

 

From left to right: Jefferson, Reagan, Washington, Trump (he's the leader), Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Lt. Winters from Band of Brothers.

A preliminary sketch also included BA Baracus who was omitted for fear of copyright infringement.  

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Abe and Teddy look like they might be about ready to frag Dear Leader.

Who is the fat dyke in the middle?

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

A preliminary sketch also included BA Baracus who was omitted for fear of copyright infringement.  

Also omitted because putting a black guy in the painting would be CRT.

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It looks like the battle is over, and these nimrods just destroyed America.

That's exactly what the painting represents.

One of the OG Pro-America mottos is "Don't Tread On Me".  Look at Trump's feet.  He is treading on that snake.

They don't even hid the fact their goal is to destroy America for their financial benefit.

Trump is going after Republicans who voted for the infrastructure bill, even if their constituents wanted it.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/17/politics/west-virginia-house-race-mooney-mckinley-trump-infrastructure/index.html

If George Soros was spending money to push Trump into attacking Republicans, he's getting his money's worth.

Let's hope that Trump ramps up his attacks on Republicans.

He took the wheel of the hate engine and how he's steering it towards its creators. Their worst nightmare other than a fair, equal, and just government.

I await his next email.

Please help me stop the RINOs who kowtowed to Nutty Nancy Pelosi and passed the so-called infrastructure bill. If this stands it will be known as the biggest loser disaster ever designed to keep America from being Great Again.

I know you're a patriot who has been one of my biggest supporters. Now is the time to stand up again for America. When the donor list is brought to me tonight, I know I will see your name near the top.

Today only, your donation will be matched at 500%

I know you won't let me or America down.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump is going after Republicans who voted for the infrastructure bill, even if their constituents wanted it.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/17/politics/west-virginia-house-race-mooney-mckinley-trump-infrastructure/index.html

If George Soros was spending money to push Trump into attacking Republicans, he's getting his money's worth.

Let's hope that Trump ramps up his attacks on Republicans.

But, but he LOVES America, why would/should he be against the Bill if it helps America? 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump is going after Republicans who voted for the infrastructure bill, even if their constituents wanted it.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/17/politics/west-virginia-house-race-mooney-mckinley-trump-infrastructure/index.html

If George Soros was spending money to push Trump into attacking Republicans, he's getting his money's worth.

Let's hope that Trump ramps up his attacks on Republicans.

And yet, Republicans that didn’t vote for it are already touting funding coming to their districts.  

Half the dudes are wearing standard LBE without body armor, but not TFG. Reagan clearly thinks Trump is a bitch. 

It’s super weird that in a bizarro fantasy painting the guy would emphasize trigger discipline and hearing protection. Like that’s what would take this into uncanny valley territory. 

I still think if your rep votes against a bill like this or the COVID funding then your district gets jack shit.  Don’t like it, elect better representatives.

Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would have both beaten the shit out of TFG.

And yet, Republicans that didn’t vote for it are already touting funding coming to their districts.  

I would prioritize projects in the districts of the reps that supported it. If it runs out before getting to the no vote districts, tough shit. Otherwise, there’s little incentive to cross the aisle on anything if you still get yours.

The ever dwindling Maga crowd will eat that up. They’re eating their own and I love it 

That is some serious derangement.  Even for Trump.

It amazes me how much an entire planet will be improved by the death of a single man choking on a Quarter Pounder.

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It amazes me how much an entire planet will be improved by the death of a single man choking on a Quarter Pounder.

Just need a Cousin Eddie to step up for us this Christmas ...

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Say what you will about Broken Old Crow, but it’s still one of the best bluegrass bands out there.

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Say what you will about Broken Old Crow, but it’s still one of the best bluegrass bands out there.

I am all but positive I took more than a few swigs from a broken bottle of Old Crow back in college, so this hits close to home.

58 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would have both beaten the shit out of TFG.

Shit, FDR would have beaten the shit out of him.

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Shit, FDR would have beaten the shit out of him.

He would have rolled right over him.

46 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That is some serious derangement.  Even for Trump.

Would be so much better if he began campaigning against any of those Senators that were up for reelection next year, as well as any Republicans, House or Senate, who brag about it helping their district whether they voted for it or not.

32 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Say what you will about Broken Old Crow, but it’s still one of the best bluegrass bands out there.

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Broken Old Crow?

He’s clearly given up on making the pejoratives himself and is now relying on some random internet name generator.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

That is some serious derangement.  Even for Trump.

DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!  YOU ARE THE WINNER!!!  YOU HAVE THE DISTINCTION OF UTTERING THIS PHRASE FOR THE 100,000,000TH TIME!

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Broken Old Crow?

He’s clearly given up on making the pejoratives himself and is now relying on some random internet name generator.


wu tang name generator 

Can you imagine being part of trump’s ‘yes’ crew ?

someone shoots out ‘broken old crow’ ! Everyone waits for trump‘s reaction. He likes it, then the high-fives breakout and someone wanting to move up spews - ‘GREAT ONE BOSS !!!’

trump nods his head in approval, thinking ‘I did come up with a good one !’ 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

He sounds well.

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How can something be bad for the country yet simultaneously give the Democrats a great political gift, a big victory, and the wind at their back?

TFG should want the Democratic Party to pass bad legislation, which would increase the likelihood of Republican victory in the mid-term and 2024 elections  

 

 

ravings of a lunatic

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

On the plus side, it appears he is proofreading now. 

Probably put a high school aged grandkid on the payroll.  Gotta convert that donation grift.  Probably got them an office at full pre-covid rates in Trump tower as their office too.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The ever dwindling Maga crowd will eat that up. They’re eating their own and I love it 

I have no idea who sent up the bat signal today, but I spotted two "Let's go Brandon" t-shirts in the wild and the crazy old coot down the street was hanging a big banner in his front yard.  He'll get reported to the HOA, doubt those useless fucks will do anything despite it being clearly against our regs but you never know.

46 minutes ago, mchookem said:

ravings of a lunatic

"He talks just like us" for the 1,000th time.

34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

and the crazy old coot down the street was hanging a big banner in his front yard.  He'll get reported to the HOA, doubt those useless fucks will do anything despite it being clearly against our regs but you never know.

I never understood people like that, who claim they hate big government and then choose to live in an area with a strict HOA.

Every accusation is a confession, yada yada yada.

39 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I have no idea who sent up the bat signal today, but I spotted two "Let's go Brandon" t-shirts in the wild and the crazy old coot down the street was hanging a big banner in his front yard.  He'll get reported to the HOA, doubt those useless fucks will do anything despite it being clearly against our regs but you never know.

Just preparing for JFK Jr's big return. It's for real really gonna happen for real this time. Seriously, for real.

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2 hours ago, HornPhD said:

How can something be bad for the country yet simultaneously give the Democrats a great political gift, a big victory, and the wind at their back?

TFG should want the Democratic Party to pass bad legislation, which would increase the likelihood of Republican victory in the mid-term and 2024 elections  

this is the best media coverage i've seen the dems get in months.

18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He sounds well.

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"As far as I can tell, your entire post-presidency is nothing more than a solitary man with a gold-plated resort bungalow which may nor may not contain a chicken."

-Dean Jones

19 hours ago, GopherRock said:

Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would have both beaten the shit out of TFG.

 

Abe would have used an ax handle, and Teddy would have pistol whipped then curb stomped him.

 

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