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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
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    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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All it will take is for the orangutan in chief to include the word "storm" in a tweet. 

May not even be intentional, just an innocuous "My inauguration was larger, and we even had a rain storm to deal with" or something. 

The loons on the right, from Y'all Qaeda to the cosplay army will rise up in some sort of disorganized cluster fuck that our actual soldiers and law enforcement will have to deal with. 

One word, and people will be injured as a final stroke of chaos at the small hands of this fragile egoed sociopath. 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

should i load up on TP before 1/6 ?

Well, there will be a good chance of bullshit. So it couldn't hurt 

51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

This is real. 

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

BOTH SIDES

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

post presidency life is going to be rough for him.

That travel bill is gonna suck him dry quick. No free 747 and support staff.

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53 minutes ago, Woland said:

Whatever happens to us, I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice.

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47 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

All it will take is for the orangutan in chief to include the word "storm" in a tweet. 

May not even be intentional, just an innocuous "My inauguration was larger, and we even had a rain storm to deal with" or something. 

The loons on the right, from Y'all Qaeda to the cosplay army will rise up in some sort of disorganized cluster fuck that our actual soldiers and law enforcement will have to deal with. 

One word, and people will be injured as a final stroke of chaos at the small hands of this fragile egoed sociopath. 

Stephen Miller will get him to use the word "storm".  Or Flynn will.  Or Powell.

It could be subtle, or it could be like this

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Just imagine if we had third party.  We could have even more outsiders like Trump😂

3 hours ago, Woland said:

Whatever happens to us, I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice.

the phrase you’re looking for, is “to the pain”.

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Edited by henrygandorf

It's January 1, 2021, and let's not forget Trump's fundamental message:

"What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,”

Fuck Trump, and fuck his taint licking supporters who made us live through the last 4 years of pure bullshit.

15 minutes ago, Bookman said:

It's January 1, 2021, and let's not forget Trump's fundamental message:

"What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,”

Your votes don't count. 

What I am seeing is a shit ton of Trump signs, banners etc. still on display and I have to wonder if half the people in this country can possibly be this fkn stupid.  I am starting to hope that the rally Trump is calling for develops into the biggest display of looting, arson, and violence we have ever seen.  Maybe then some of these morons will come to their senses  or enough will be killed for the rest to understand that trying to overthrow our elected government is not really a good idea. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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12(b)(6) Gritty meme is fantastic.

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

This is real. 

The realest. Here's the full show, P-Funk at the The Summit, Houston, Halloween 1976
 

 

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Soon motherfucker

Here's a small doom scrolling thread by Bill Kristol if you want to start your new year on a less happy note. I've spoilered the majority in case you're not into that.

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll be god damned if bill Kristol is the first thing I read in 2021. 

34 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Here's a small doom scrolling thread by Bill Kristol if you want to start your new year on a less happy note. I've spoilered the majority in case you're not into that.

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

 

 

this is where the burn-it-down/#bothsides guys really shine, I think

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

I’m worried, he’s not done trying to stay in office. 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I’ll be god damned if bill Kristol is the first thing I read in 2021. 

I posted a warning for a reason!

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

this is where the burn-it-down/#bothsides guys really shine, I think

The fan fiction is going to be the only part of 2020 that I actually miss. 

Stacy Abrams runs Barter Town!

What does he mean "virtually controlled"? We talking robots? Microchips? Rohypnol? Or like @Chookysays, Abrams is somehow channeling Mad Max and the ghost of Sherman?

And what professionals? Professionals of what?

3 hours ago, AnTiM said:

What I am seeing is a shit ton of Trump signs, banners etc. still on display and I have to wonder if half the people in this country can possibly be this fkn stupid.  I am starting to hope that the rally Trump is calling for develops into the biggest display of looting, arson, and violence we have ever seen.  Maybe then some of these morons will come to their senses  or enough will be killed for the rest to understand that trying to overthrow our elected government is not really a good idea. 

Oh Facebook trumptards would blame it on antifa and Soros and crisis actors like they always do. God fucking dammit I hate these people so fucking much. It was funny when aggys were doing weird aggy things in college station all these years. Now these idiots are trying to overthrow the government. Un fucking real. And can some Jordan Kleppar like dude go interview the proud boys and have every question be “what’re the 3 branches of government?” And watch them get stumped on the easiest question on U.S. government 101

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Oh Facebook trumptards would blame it on antifa and Soros and crisis actors like they always do. God fucking dammit I hate these people so fucking much. It was funny when aggys were doing weird aggy things in college station all these years. Now these idiots are trying to overthrow the government. Un fucking real. And can some Jordan Kleppar like dude go interview the proud boys and have every question be “what’re the 3 branches of government?” And watch them get stumped on the easiest question on U.S. government 101

Yeah, somehow I think the folks who want Civil War and “secede” won’t be fazed by a bit of fire and violence in Washington aimed at “the Swamp,” “elites”, and of course—- Black people.

28 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Do your thing, Tumor! 

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Who the fuck is Dan Bongino?

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m worried, he’s not done trying to stay in office. 

It doesn't matter. He's no longer president at noon on January 20.

15 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Who the fuck is Dan Bongino?

Danny Bonaduce's stage name down at the Salty Stud strip club.

Glad the Senate found their balls in bipartisan fashion to rally around defense spending. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Glad the Senate found their balls in bipartisan fashion to rally around defense spending. 

Jobs, jobs, jobs.

And that's a shame.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Jobs, jobs, jobs.

 

And business is good. 

 

 

My first post of the new year:

 

Fuck DotARd, fuck his supporters, fuck his enablers, fuck his voters, fuck his family, and fuck everybody who had the orange stink on them. Fuck them all, I hope they suffer in 2021 as much as the rest of the country suffered in 2020.

 

 

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I’ll be god damned if bill Kristol is the first thing I read in 2021. 

Same here - I appreciate @Mrs Whiggins keeping up with that ghoul. Someone has to do it.

Spoiler

 

Kristol Klown is engaging in a bit of a straw man argument re: the Insurrection Act - (i.e., Insurrection Act is a concern, but the military not in favor).  

There is zero chance the military (not the clowns out there LARPing) will act to usurp the Election for a potato-head on his way out of office. 

 

 

Federal execution teams are catching Covid but libs are being owned so it's still pretty cool. 

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“Be there, will be wild”

Edited by 4th&Five

Fuck this thread and fuck dotard

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