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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Some of you wood.

Why you gotta be all judgy?

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Cross posting this race baiting and grievance nurturing shite from the rally today. MLK’s birthday, FTR.

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Some of you wood.

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Sure, plenty of Republican voters are dumb as fuck - witness the rise of Qanon and January 6th and believing the Donald Trump is just like them, and their view on vaccines and pretending like covid is the flu.
But you are still telling us that Republican politicians are completely fine with going along and completely destroying a big chunk of this country and all of their wealth and political power.
What does that get those Republican politicians Brisket?   Not money or power, since those will be fucking worthless without electricity, internet, water, gas, food, etc.
 
 
 

Yeah, they’d have to be utterly blinded by something not to see that. What could blind them like that?

Oh yeah…the single-minded thirst for power. That’ll do it.

Human nature is a bitch, but also consistent and predictable.
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Cross posting this race baiting and grievance nurturing shite from the rally today. MLK’s birthday, FTR.

 

Would be hilarious if Trump is bitching that white people don't get vaccines, so his followers immediately head out to CVS/Walgreens/etc. and demand that they be given the jab and that they aren't going to be sent to the back of the line.

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Cross posting this race baiting and grievance nurturing shite from the rally today. MLK’s birthday, FTR.

 

yeah that’s how lines work. 

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Cross posting this race baiting and grievance nurturing shite from the rally today. MLK’s birthday, FTR.

 

It you’re black, they give you a t-shirt and a seat behind Trump where the camera can see you.

White people are now being denied the vaccine eh?

Well at least he’s being original and not just playing the same old hits. 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That's probably a bot, but I've seen several people I know saying God will prevail in 2024.

Implying that he was easy to defeat in 2020, and therefore not all-powerful/all-knowing/etc.

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Maybe, God prevailed in 2020.

They ever think of that?

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm just posting this, because we were going to be up in Dallas in March, and I checked prices for Medieval Times, and $200 just for tickets for the family and I to get in.  Ouch.

To be fair, it is dinner AND tournament. 

52 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

White people are now being denied the vaccine eh?

Well at least he’s being original and not just playing the same old hits. 

Thinking black people are getting preferential treatment may be the best way to get them to demand a vaccine now.  I’m sure that isn’t his intention though. 

Thinking black people are getting preferential treatment may be the best way to get them to demand a vaccine now.  I’m sure that isn’t his intention though. 

Username checks out and is the worst username ever. Baylor fan?
12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

THE WORLD FUCKING RANG BELLS.  ACROSS THE GLOBE.  Have any of the site trumpkins ever responded to that?   Is the world just jealous or what? @Johnny Sack @Bravo

The entire world celebrated when Trump lost. There are receipts. 

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/524962-fireworks-in-london-edinburgh-as-biden-win-celebrated-abroad

That’s why it’s hilarious when the cult lies and says Biden isn’t respected by our allies like Trump was

24 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The entire world celebrated when Trump lost. There are receipts. 

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/524962-fireworks-in-london-edinburgh-as-biden-win-celebrated-abroad

That’s why it’s hilarious when the cult lies and says Biden isn’t respected by our allies like Trump was

Well, to them, the major feature of "respect" is for people to think you are an absolute flaming asshole.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Maybe, God prevailed in 2020.

They ever think of that?

No. They haven’t. Because they’ve been sold on the idea that politics isn’t just an earthly conflict between two political parties with different ideologies, it’s a cosmic struggle between the forces of Good and Evil. They genuinely believe that the Republicans are God’s favored party while the Democrats are the party of Satan. It’s not a matter of policy for them, not a matter of what benefits them. It’s a matter of blind faith as if it was their religion.

Kind of ironic when they cheer for killing and boo the Golden Rule.

 

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, to them, the major feature of "respect" is for people to think you are an absolute flaming asshole.

There is no reasoning with morons, and that is what most Republicans have become, if indeed they not already were.  The only way to help this situation is to jump on every lie they tell, every broadcast that spreads their lies, and every legislator that supports the evil shit they do.  Expose them all and prosecute to the absolute limit.  This being quiet and taking it just encourages them to keep it up.

Edited by AnTiM

16 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

No doubt the cream of the crop of humanity at the rally tonight. 

 

This looks like one of those cartoons that loops the same characters to save time/money.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Maybe, God prevailed in 2020.

They ever think of that?

You see the way it works is you align god to your beliefs, not the other way around.  It’s easier that way. 

10 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Cross posting this race baiting and grievance nurturing shite from the rally today. MLK’s birthday, FTR.

 

A prime example of how the GOP's, and especially Trumpism's, first priority is to divide the citizenry. Even in the rare instance where Dems and Trump are in agreement that vaccines are good for the country, the Right, unlike Biden giving Trump credit for OWS, HAS to turn it into a divisive issue via hysterical, drama queen Chicken Little accusations that turn out to be nothing and are forgotten about as they move on to flinging the next turd of doom against the wall. 

14 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Carnival Cruise folk

NASCAR crowd

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

NASCAR crowd


Golden Corral crowd 

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

NASCAR crowd

 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Golden Corral crowd 

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Is there even the slightest factual basis for the notion that white people are somehow at the back of the line for treatment or vaccine?

Or is it just the mere observation that minorities are under-vaccinated, and under-treated?

15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Is there even the slightest factual basis for the notion that white people are somehow at the back of the line for treatment or vaccine?

Or is it just the mere observation that minorities are under-vaccinated, and under-treated?


I hope it’s pay back for fucking up the price of fajitas !!!!!!

Yeah is there some sort of policy that triggered him?  As was mentioned, back of the line is where everyone starts. It’s rule 1 of lines. 

16 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

saw it?  i fucking heard it when cnn announced. it was audible. 

Yeah, the minute the annoucement went out, NYC was going fucking nuts.  You could hear people in the streets celebrating!  There was a guy on the roof of the building near mine that was waving an American Flag.  It was so much fun.  I was still a lilttle hung over as the night before, we had pre-emptively celebrated at Le Bernardin, Also Sohm, and Dante West Village.  It was a lot of fun.

I do think a lot of the Trump voters probably live outside of major cities.  So they are more isolated.  Trump voters in NYC (unless they were on Staten Island) definitely didn't miss it.

15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

THE WORLD FUCKING RANG BELLS.  ACROSS THE GLOBE.  Have any of the site trumpkins ever responded to that?   Is the world just jealous or what? @Johnny Sack @Bravo

They either say it is fake news or they say it is just cities full of libs.  And those posters you called out are two of the worst posters on this board.  They will never admit they are wrong.

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

And people make fun of Biden's public speaking.

33 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And people make fun of Biden's public speaking.

He's publicly losing it and his followers don't notice--because they create their own realities.  

57 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Michael Richards Yes GIF

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Is there even the slightest factual basis for the notion that white people are somehow at the back of the line for treatment or vaccine?

Or is it just the mere observation that minorities are under-vaccinated, and under-treated?

It's double speak. Most of those people think that they shouldn't have to wait in line because they're white. Waiting if for poors and browns

49 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And people make fun of Biden's public speaking.

Those people are full of malarkey. 

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

no ball is very very appropriate 

Is there even the slightest factual basis for the notion that white people are somehow at the back of the line for treatment or vaccine?
Or is it just the mere observation that minorities are under-vaccinated, and under-treated?

There apparently was a NYT op ed piece about putting minority populations at the front of the line for treatment not vaccines. Zero factual basis of it ever happening.
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah is there some sort of policy that triggered him?  As was mentioned, back of the line is where everyone starts. It’s rule 1 of lines. 

Guess we can add lines to the long list of things dotard doesn’t understand. Top of the list is still dogs and umbrellas. 

30 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

But my freedoms!

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Man can barely negotiate the consumption of a bottle of water.  Now you wanna add two slices of hot bread to the equation which includes his tiny, delicate hands?

What kind of monster are you?  

And yes, I have already registered the domain name for my band...woo-hoo.............OUTLAW TOASTER! 

Edited by Lobo

OK, I am still looking for toasters on that list.

Joke's on them. I brought in a generator and my toaster oven. They couldn't stop me because they aren't on the list. We all had toast.

 

18 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

OK, I am still looking for toasters on that list.

I don’t see it in the embedded tweet. I assume it would be visible if I clicked through to the Twitter page but I almost never bother. Like now. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I don’t see it in the embedded tweet. I assume it would be visible if I clicked through to the Twitter page but I almost never bother. Like now. 

Open the photo and look toward the bottom: "Appliances (i.e., toasters)"

4 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Open the photo and look toward the bottom: "Appliances (i.e., toasters)"

No.  :)

You should see the toast, I couldn’t get it through the door. 

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Basically prohibiting everything they took to the US Capital on 1/6/21

Wait, gallows and guillotine are not on the list!  

Sure it says no structurs but they did not include the examples in parentheses. 

Edited by TexasEd

But what if Trump declares it “Structure Week!”???  Can we bring them then?

11 hours ago, DaysOff said:


There apparently was a NYT op ed piece about putting minority populations at the front of the line for treatment not vaccines. Zero factual basis of it ever happening.

if there’s a half-baked, non-vetted conspiracy theory featured on a junior high blog, the entire party will take it as gospel and build an entire campaign around fear-mongering and grievance.

On 1/15/2022 at 4:47 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

  • No electricity
  • No running water, no working sewer systems
  • No access to banking or money, because the financial systems will collapse, due to no electricity 
  • No gasoline since fuel distribution systems rely on electricity. 
  • No food distribution, since refrigeration will stop working, shipping infrastructure won't work without electricity and fuel, and a lack of gasoline means it won't get out to the locals anyways.
  • No internet or cell phone access
  • No functioning hospitals
  • No functioning local police forces - shut off access to them getting paid and take away hospitals and SWAT-team backups just a radio call away and see how loyal they actually are.  Hint: They aren't.
  • No pharmaceuticals being delivered, so kiss off a large chunk of the population
  • And the list goes on.

 

 

 

 

maybe so, but I can skin a buck and run a trot line, and a country boy can survive.

 

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