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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?

Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...

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Uhh ohh, looks like I see a "no guns" sticker on her office door. What a commie libtard gun grabber. 

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28 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

steal as much shit as you can.

22 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Uhh ohh, looks like I see a "no guns" sticker on her office door. What a commie libtard gun grabber. 

Bring a super soaker.

23 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Uhh ohh, looks like I see a "no guns" sticker on her office door. What a commie libtard gun grabber. 

Next to a mosaic mural of a cannon

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58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?

Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...

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how far apart were these pictures taken? the first one I was like "would" and then scrolled to the second one and thought "is that the same person"?

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?
Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...
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@Steel Shank would come and take it.
1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

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40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

steal as much shit as you can.

And return it back to the WH where it belongs. 

how far apart were these pictures taken? the first one I was like "would" and then scrolled to the second one and thought "is that the same person"?
Bottom is a younger Donald Trump in drag. When I said ol Donny can fuck himself, this is not what I meant dammit.
5 minutes ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

He sells plated gold products, obviously. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

He sells plated gold products, obviously. 

Gold plated big-dick-toilets.

27 minutes ago, plimon said:

Gold plated big-dick-toilets.

then why would TFG be interested?

1 hour ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Same here.  All I can think of is a gun manufacturer or My Pillow conference.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Say what you want about the Russians, but they make it look really fucking easy.

Because they give zero shits if anyone finds out it was foul play.  Hell, they're banking on it so the message is sent loud and clear.

Whew that lady’s hair is tragic.

Are Texas women still doing that 80s Delta Burke hair un-ironically?

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Whew that lady’s hair is tragic.

Are Texas women still doing that 80s Delta Burke hair un-ironically?

Gonzalez is a currently insignificant (some historical significance) town on the coastal plain somewhere between Austin, San Antonio and Houston.  Surprisingly, its population is up to 7500 or so, which might be attributable to drilling activity in the area, but has been at that level for a while.

Short answer, no, except maybe in backwaters.

19 hours ago, Captainant said:

If podcasts are your thing, Behind the Bastards did a few episodes on manafort and his Ukraine fuckery. Some really good background and history on that whole corruption-a-thon

It would be interesting to go back to shaggy and check the thread about the overthrow of Yanukovych for current Trumpers who were cheering his downfall at the time. They didn’t realize that those heroes saving evidence from Yanukovych’s mansion were finding dirt on Trump’s future campaign manager. All three men were in Putin’s pocket. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


@Steel Shank would come and take it.

That would be a day of pipe laying in Gonzales followed up by some Laredo Tacos from Stripes.

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Sat where? On the shitter?

In bed watching cable tv news. 

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Gonzalez is a currently insignificant (some historical significance) town on the coastal plain somewhere between Austin, San Antonio and Houston.  Surprisingly, its population is up to 7500 or so, which might be attributable to drilling activity in the area, but has been at that level for a while.

Short answer, no, except maybe in backwaters.

 

Right down the road from Shiner.

come and take it flag originated in Gonzales (s not z on the end)

2 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

Try the chocolate cake. Maybe it’s as good as what they served Xi at Mar-a-Lago while Trump talked about launching a mission strike on Syria.

And just because it seems fitting and is a great song (I’ve actually never seen the video before until now):

 

2 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

If I had to guess.  Guys that like golf and wanted to play Doral since there is a charity golf tournament there.

58 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Whew that lady’s hair is tragic.

Are Texas women still doing that 80s Delta Burke hair un-ironically?

That or the wildly popular Odessa Bouffant.

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

That or the wildly popular Odessa Bouffant.

Is that where you pick the girl up in Midland, cum in her hair in Odessa, and drop her off in Monahans?  

2 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Look, motherfuckers, Amway has a lot of incredible products you use everyday in your household, okay?

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The mayor of Gonzales?  Seriously?

Edit: Oh, dear Jesus...

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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how far apart were these pictures taken? the first one I was like "would" and then scrolled to the second one and thought "is that the same person"?

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3 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Founders American Merchendise 

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, motherfuckers, Amway has a lot of incredible products you use everyday in your household, okay?

it's confederated products.  it's a different company, it's a different quality of product.

4 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that

noooooooooooooooooooo

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is that where you pick the girl up in Midland, Give her a Big Spring in Odessa, and drop her off in Monahans?  

fify

5 hours ago, royiv said:

What kind of legitimate organization has a conference at a Trump property? Genuinely curious.

Well we know it's not the American Federation of Hamburger Bun Manufacturers.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, motherfuckers, Amway has a lot of incredible products you use everyday in your household, okay?

It’s the Republican National Gerrymandering Convention.  Ya happy!

22 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Was Beaumont, TX booked? Or was Conroe their first choice?

Woodlands was not MAGA enough.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


@Steel Shank would come and take it.

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On 1/26/2022 at 8:13 AM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So, I get to spend a few days next week at Trump Doral for a conference.  Any recommendations on what to eat there?  Maybe a hamburger that doesn’t have a bun or something.  I hear they have that.  Can’t wait to stay at a place with pictures of him everywhere and lots of gold accents on everything.

Watch out for bed bugs

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.

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I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.

Hush, boy.  I’m talking with Ivanka. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hush, boy.  I’m talking with Ivanka. 

Don’t think so, his zipper’s up.

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.

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I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.

Poor Eric can’t even get a seat at the table. 

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


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“I know you’re listening, Dad. Why won’t you talk to me?”

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Hush, boy.  I’m talking with Ivanka. 

We all know what he isn’t doing…. tweeting.

On 1/26/2022 at 3:00 PM, elfenix said:

it's confederated products.  it's a different company, it's a different quality of product.

such an underrated movie

10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.

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I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.

 

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

 

 

14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

 

 

Guy can’t hold anything one handed with his doll hands. 
 

soda can, phone. Nothing. 

13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

You probably don’t hold a glass of water the way he does, either.

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Jinx!

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35 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm an old, and even I don't hold my phone like that.

 

 

Edit - damnit, Buck beat me to it.

 

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7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Don’t think so, his zipper’s up.

How can you tell?  Thought he wore his zipper in the back.

lol

Usually it’s the parent begging their kid to put the phone away and have a conversation.

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I bet the font on his phone is as big as the font on his stupid hat.
I think he gets fatter each time this picture gets reposted.
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