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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is everything leaning to the right?

I thought Joe Biden was the only one using green screens these days. That whole picture looks fake as fuck. Maybe it's because neither of them are capable of conveying real human emotion.

Trump's Conroe events on Saturday

  • $100K per couple for private luncheon. Chaired by Dan Patrick
  • $5K per couple at reception. co-hosted by Roger Clemens and Ken Paxton
  • conference in Houston at George R Brown 
  • Montgomery County fairgrounds speech 

I'm glad that I haven't been a fan of Roger Clemens since he pitched for the Red Sox. I loved the results he had with the Astros but thought he was a dick. 

 

42 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is everything leaning to the right?

They're in Pisa?

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump's Conroe events on Saturday

  • $100K per couple for private luncheon. Chaired by Dan Patrick
  • $5K per couple at reception. co-hosted by Roger Clemens and Ken Paxton
  • conference in Houston at George R Brown 
  • Montgomery County fairgrounds speech 

I'm glad that I haven't been a fan of Roger Clemens since he pitched for the Red Sox. I loved the results he had with the Astros but thought he was a dick. 

 

five grand to get in, ten grand to get out.

16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump's Conroe events on Saturday

  • $100K per couple for private luncheon. Chaired by Dan Patrick
  • $5K per couple at reception. co-hosted by Roger Clemens and Ken Paxton
  • conference in Houston at George R Brown 
  • Montgomery County fairgrounds speech 

I'm glad that I haven't been a fan of Roger Clemens since he pitched for the Red Sox. I loved the results he had with the Astros but thought he was a dick. 

 

Worst longhorn ever?

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Worst longhorn ever?

I consider him a San Jacinto College alum.

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Sorry Roger. I tried to hang with you through the bad (roids) and the worst (frosted tips), but enough is enough. Douchebag.

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Worst longhorn ever?

Huffines.

Could you imagine dropping 100K to meet Trump knowing that most (all?) of that will be funneled into this pocket and not some PAC as described. 

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Could you imagine dropping 100K to meet Trump knowing that most (all?) of that will be funneled into this pocket and not some PAC as described. 

could you imagine dropping 100k to meet Trump and being dumb enough to not know that?

46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Worst longhorn ever?

seriously?  Fuck that guy.  i had no idea. 

So when he went on tv and said "we love you, and you're very special", he was talking about Antifa and BLM. Got it. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is everything leaning to the right?

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So when he went on tv and said "we love you, and you're very special", he was talking about Antifa and BLM. Got it. 

And they shouldn’t be investigated, and when questioned about it we won’t cooperate. 

They're in Pisa?

lol

The first time I saw the picture, that closest palm tree made me do a double take - I was like “Is that the Leaning Tower of Pisa”???
2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

five grand to get in, ten grand to get out.

and worth every penny.

2 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Abbott.  

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Huffines.

Season 6 Episode 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

so does this mean they actually were doing bad things?  because tucker and hannity did not make it sound like they were making any trouble and the whole thing is overblown. 

pick a fucking lane, whackjobs. 

On 1/28/2022 at 4:04 PM, Gourmand said:

could you imagine dropping 100k to meet Trump and being dumb enough to not know that?

Can you imagine being that dumb and every getting your hands on $100,000?

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16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Can you imagine being that dump and every getting your hands on $100,000?

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Why does Eric give off this androgynous vibe?

I am still shocked that they killed off Eric’s character, Helen, at the end of Ozark season 3

$50 says there's at least 3 posters from this site who'll be in attendance.  

I hope Jordan Klepper is there, that much I know. 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

$50 says there's at least 3 posters from this site who'll be in attendance.  

I hope Jordan Klepper is there, that much I know. 

It’s a lot more than 3 

Well, somebody has to clean up all the catheters, colostomy bags left behind by the Trumpanzees after the rally.  It may as be the ones who post here. 

Bottled pee covid treatment sales are brisk, but if you push the organic Free Range, they'll let you pee right into their mouths. I'm rich and might be suffering from mild alcohol poisoning. 

8 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Bottled pee covid treatment sales are brisk, but if you push the organic Free Range, they'll let you pee right into their mouths. I'm rich and might be suffering from mild alcohol poisoning. 

It’s sterile out of the tap. /no bear grylls 




I hope Jordan Klepper is there, that much I know. 


Maybe he can score an interview with Roger Clemens.
3 hours ago, Satchel said:

Why does Eric give off this androgynous vibe?

It looks like he's transitioning.

He’s just molting.

A rally in Texas makes no sense as far as getting support for another candidacy, or getting the right people elected into Texas office for him. He has Texas if he runs. 
 

this is purely to line his pockets from an area that can and will throw money at him. 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A rally in Texas makes no sense as far as getting support for another candidacy, or getting the right people elected into Texas office for him. He has Texas if he runs. 
 

this is purely to line his pockets from an area that can and will throw money at him. 

dumb and dumber GIF

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

$50 says there's at least 3 posters from this site who'll be in attendance.  

I hope Jordan Klepper is there, that much I know. 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s a lot more than 3 

Should be a bunch of Surly posters with Huffines t-shirts and banners scaring Greg.

 

36 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A rally in Texas makes no sense as far as getting support for another candidacy, or getting the right people elected into Texas office for him. He has Texas if he runs. 

this is purely to line his pockets from an area that can and will throw money at him. 

It's always about the grift. He's picking areas where he picked up a lot of money, or where they think there is plenty of money.  That cow pasture in Alabama?  His data people told him that part of Alabama had money just waiting to be taken.

Trump is ranting about MS13 in New York.

That's some fat fucking cops behind Trump. 

Also, those Black guys look so uncomfortable and out of place. 

And this is going to be a massive super spreader event.  Hopefully nobody in Texas needs any hospital beds in the next few weeks.

Edited by atomheartbevo

Bunch of usual, closeted Trump ball gargling posters awfully quiet tonight.  Enjoy your three hour parking lot exit.  How do y’all not see what he’s doing to you, you fucking rubes?  

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

In case you were wondering about Randy Quaid's thoughts.

 

Nope.

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