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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 minute ago, Goredho said:

LOL @ "Jesus' ploy."

"Ok.  Blessed are the peacemakers, the meek shall inherit the earth, yada, yada.  But seriously, Jesus.  What's your angle in all this?"

His fat buffoon of a father spent the entirety of his life perfecting the 7 deadly sins, so its logical that Eric would conjure up a hypothetical that has Jesus constructing a ploy to demonstrate for the world what a swell guy Donald is. That makes perfect fucking sense, well done Eric. 
 

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18 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

i'm not saying Alina is cray, but this is her LinkedIn pic:

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If you can see the sclera below the iris run

But her emails

52 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

So, yeah.

Takes classified materials to a non-secure site and then invites in the world to pay him a visit.

 

 

 

But...

Her...

Emails...

 

Buttery males!

Candy girl going the Rihanna route with the Butterface. 

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I once did a little business with a loan broker out here in O.C.   Motherfucker had a Harvard sticker on his car, Harvard shit in his office, and wore a Harvard V-neck sweater quite frequently.  

I found out that he never went to college, but took some 2 week seminar on the Harvard campus at some point. 

He also dyed his hair. 

Early in my career, I worked with a guy who bought and wore a UT class ring from a pawn shop. He was so proud.

Eric:  Daddy, I love you so much.

Donald:  Have a great weekend, folks.

 

This guy is so fucking stupid it hurts
 

So, you’re a new testament guy?

New Testament. Old Testament. Whatever it takes.
6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yup. He's a criminal.

 

 

8 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Normal behavior for a "billionaire."

Yeah, if she's shilling shit like this, something is up.  Maybe he didn't cut up her credit cards, maybe the credit cards stopped working.

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, yeah.

Takes classified materials to a non-secure site and then invites in the world to pay him a visit.

Yeah, it's very safe to assume plenty of people got to look at those.

So, the civil suits filed against Trump for civil conspiracy in violation of 42 USC 1985 in fomenting 1/6 will move forward.  Dismissed as to Giuliani, Don Jr. and Mo Brooks.

https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2021cv0858-37

This doesn't mean they're going to win, at all.  Far from it.  But, it does mean that the case moves into the discovery phase.  And a motion to dismiss is not immediately appealable.

I think discovery by private plaintiffs is going to be interesting.  

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, the civil suits filed against Trump for civil conspiracy in violation of 42 USC 1985 in fomenting 1/6 will move forward.  Dismissed as to Giuliani, Don Jr. and Mo Brooks.

https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2021cv0858-37

This doesn't mean they're going to win, at all.  Far from it.  But, it does mean that the case moves into the discovery phase.  And a motion to dismiss is not immediately appealable.

I think discovery by private plaintiffs is going to be interesting.  

 

trump's lawyers 

 

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16 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

They ought to fine him so much there's nothing left to sell.  Seize those puppies.  Turn them into homeless shelters.

11 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

They ought to fine him so much there's nothing left to sell.  Seize those puppies.  Turn them into homeless shelters.

Turning them into homeless shelters is an excellent idea.  I like it.

Wife thought she heard from some news source that due to his financial lies/bullshit that Trump could lose his lease on Trump Hotel in DC where he’s trying to sell his lease for substantial profit. 

Need to see pics of wife to determine veracity of claim.

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wife thought she heard from some news source that due to his financial lies/bullshit that Trump could lose his lease on Trump Hotel in DC where he’s trying to sell his lease for substantial profit. 

Yeah, this has been brewing all week under all the other Trump crap.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/17/politics/trump-hotel-old-post-office/index.html

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Need to see pics of wife to determine veracity of claim.

I’ll put it this way, even Vic has standards. 

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I’ll put it this way, even Vic has standards. 

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also it's fucking hilarious he has that painting of him playing cards with former presidents hanging on his office wall. 

There is no way. I saw that shit in a fucking kolache store bathroom in West.

Holding accountants accountable sounds so meta.

On 2/19/2022 at 9:10 AM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

Are these properties over leveraged such that he can’t sell them at a price that covers the liens against them?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are these properties over leveraged such that he can’t sell them at a price that covers the liens against them?

Ya think?

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Ya think?

I’m just hoping another trump co bankruptcy is coming, where he tries to stiff his Russian and Chinese obligations- leading to being served a naked burger with extra polonium. 

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Haven't really been following this because I assumed they would just let him get away with it all but it's it looking like he might see prison? Or just get drilled enough where he can't run for president again

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are these properties over leveraged such that he can’t sell them at a price that covers the liens against them?


russian and Chinese owned 

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On 2/19/2022 at 9:54 AM, Beau Vine said:

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The extra set of handcuffs are a nice touch because,  you know, he's fat.

15 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Haven't really been following this because I assumed they would just let him get away with it all but it's it looking like he might see prison? Or just get drilled enough where he can't run for president again

It's looking like he did a lot of illegal and unethical shit, but no, he won't see prison, probably won't even get indicted. He's protected from any and all actual consequences. Just how it seems to be. Makes me sick.

12 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Haven't really been following this because I assumed they would just let him get away with it all but it's it looking like he might see prison? Or just get drilled enough where he can't run for president again

I'd stick with your original assumption. If the GQP controls the House and Senate after the midterms, and that seems likely, you're more likely to see Biden impeached and facing god know what, than you are to see any Trump family member in trouble. They just need to run out the clock another 6 months and they will. 

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'd stick with your original assumption. If the GQP controls the House and Senate after the midterms, and that seems likely, you're more likely to see Biden impeached and facing god know what, than you are to see any Trump family member in trouble. They just need to run out the clock another 6 months and they will. 

Yep, unless you rock solidly firmly believe the above, you're going to be disappointed.

That's not to say you shouldn't try to oust every republican you can this election cycle.

If only for fun.

 

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It's looking like he did a lot of illegal and unethical shit, but no, he won't see prison, probably won't even get indicted. He's protected from any and all actual consequences. Just how it seems to be. Makes me sick.

He ain't protected from Letisha James. 

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

I assumed they would just let him get away with it all but it's it looking like he might see prison? 

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

He ain't protected from Letisha James. 

Okay. I'll believe it when  I see it (and I truly hope it happens).

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

It's looking like he did a lot of illegal and unethical shit, but no, he won't see prison, probably won't even get indicted. He's protected from any and all actual consequences. Just how it seems to be. Makes me sick.


He’ll walk away Scott free. Now Don jr on the other hand …..

I really hope it comes out that the bulk of the confidential docs he took from the WH would be things China, Russia and/or UAE would be very interested in seeing.   You have to wonder how much is already gone.  Surely they have a catalog of these things and can definitely state 30,000 docs were missing and we retrieved 25,000.  Here's a clue as to what those 5,000 dealt with.  

 

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The symmetry of history is funny - his fucking casino failed on opening too and he spun it as "so many people tried to come in, it brought us down! The slot machines burned out!"

It's gonna be fun to watch the gray and black hat community get all up in his site, republican spin off social media sites tend to be pretty remarkably insecure

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

He ain't protected from Letisha James. 

Or the DOJ.  The House and Senate have little or no control over criminal prosecutions.

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