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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS MAN WAS A COMPETENT PRESIDENT?

Totally agree. He was clueless which is why he was on twitter so much. He spent more time getting his hair fixed in the morning than he did running the country. 

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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS MAN WAS A COMPETENT PRESIDENT?

I dunno, when it came to crime he seemed highly competent. (Source: Mueller Report pages 1-400)

He also passed an extraordinarily difficult memory test involving five words that were all things within a 5 foot vicinity of him.  

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I dunno, when it came to crime he seemed highly competent. (Source: Mueller Report pages 1-400)

You just lit the Anastasis bat signal.

It’s a long shot, but it’s nice to dream

 

HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS MAN WAS A COMPETENT PRESIDENT?

Not only competent but the best president of their lifetime… and Biden is the worst.
1 minute ago, Woland said:


Not only competent but the best president of their lifetime… and Biden is the worst.

Obama right now

 

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47 minutes ago, Woland said:


Not only competent but the best president of their lifetime… and Biden is the worst.

 

Ahem.  The DT is over there.  You probably will feel more at home.

 

 

57 minutes ago, Woland said:


Not only competent but the best president of their lifetime… and Biden is the worst.

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10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Ahem.  The DT is over there.  You probably will feel more at home.

 

 

you're misinterpreting.

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4 minutes ago, sidis said:

you're misinterpreting.

 

Alas.  Thx for the assist.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS MAN WAS A COMPETENT PRESIDENT?

Because sometimes believing takes the place of thinking 

Obama right now
 
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Billy too, "loved women like a junky loves dope" Rodney Crowell had it right. If he could have just wacked it or paid a discreet pro like back in the day the world would be better.
6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Example 574057389247302 that these people do not have any understanding of the concept of degrees of severity and nuance.

I didn’t realize that the state of the union address was top secret, what with its wide paper transcript distribution and also its being broadcast on every network in the country and several others around the world. 

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6 hours ago, Chooky said:

Trump asked Kelly if Finland was part of Russia.  Holy shit.  I can't believe I'm still baffled at this shit.  

remember when he wanted to buy greenland?

ah, the good old days

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

It can't be said enough. The fucking stupidest people among us worship this class A moron.
 

 

dumbest people alive 

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

remember when he wanted to buy greenland?

ah, the good old days

And threw a tantrum when Denmark told him it wasn’t for sale. Like Rex Tillerson said, “He’s a fucking moron.”

15 hours ago, Lobo said:

Doesn’t baffle me at all.  My only question was did he think there was a place called Finland and he just assumed it was part of Russia?  Or did they show him a map with no writing on it and he just drew a new penis tip from Saint Petersburg to most of Finland, like Finland was the ballsack? And then he had to keep Melania from trying to suck on the bottom of the map?  Because.  You know…she’s a whore. 

They call it Finland, and I never understood why.  Maybe because its... the fin... of Russia.  You know... that fin on the back of a fish?

You mean a dorsal fin, sir?

Yes!  Exactly.  It’s the dorsal fin of Russia.  That makes sense.  Finland... all these years, and I never got it... until now.

Excellent insight, sir.

53 minutes ago, Goredho said:

They call it Finland, and I never understood why.  Maybe because its... the fin... of Russia.  You know... that fin on the back of a fish?

You mean a dorsal fin, sir?

Yes!  Exactly.  It’s the dorsal fin of Russia.  That makes sense.  Finland... all these years, and I never got it... until now.

Excellent insight, sir.

 

A lot of people didn't know that.

 

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

A lot of people didn't know that.

 

A lot of people are saying it now, though.

A lot of Finns are saying it as well.  Many, many Finns.  Finns like you wouldn't believe.

18 hours ago, Chooky said:

Trump asked Kelly if Finland was part of Russia.  Holy shit.  I can't believe I'm still baffled at this shit.  

Please tell me there's a video

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55 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Please tell me there's a video

yes, if only there was a video of him saying something stupid.

What happened to his fancy little delicate gold ladies bracelet watch?

On 3/2/2022 at 10:10 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

It can't be said enough. The fucking stupidest people among us worship this class A moron.
 

We tried to warn the country about aggys for a hundred years. No one listened. Now they’re the base of the GQP

These people are so deranged.  Putin was scared of trump?  My God.  Share the drugs, please.  

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

What happened to his fancy little delicate gold ladies bracelet watch?

Ha -- one of my favorite things. I Googled "Donald Trump's lady watch" and here we go ...:

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I find myself wondering, if trump had been elected, how soon would we all have to learn how to speak Russian or be executed?

If trump had been re-elected Russia would have already taken over Ukraine by now and Moldova, Georgia, Finland and ultimately Sweden would be next. Probably was the plan all along. 

Yeah, I think 2021/2022...Putin was gonna make a move on a number of non-NATO nations in Europe.  The only flaws in his plan are a bunch of nations hurrying to join NATO that previously would not have.  And Trump failed to demonstrate a modicum of leadership during Covid-19 (which existed in nobody's head in 2015/16 when the Trump possibility was realized by Russia).  

Also, seriously...the fuck with that gold watch?  I'm sure it's expensive but he knows better.  He's a tub of shit, but he knows to wear baggy clothes and long ties to make him look thinner.  It doesn't work, but it's a known fashion technique.  First-the watch makes his arms look fat and his hands look small.  Second-he obviously plays a lot of golf with other people, he sees that he's the only "man" out there with a tiny dress watch for women.  They're all wearing sports watches and chronometers, and he's wearing a fucking watch from the Virginia Slims collection.  He has to notice that.  I get that he thinks whatever he's doing is the height of luxury, but you play enough rounds of golf, you're gonna eventually notice what other people are wearing.  It's just reality.  In 60 years of golfing, nobody has said anything to him?  Even some good natured ribbing back when he wasn't powerful or famous...no good natured ribbing by the other guys in his foursome?  Nobody in the 80's said, "Hey Donald, I'll bet you your ladies watch, I sink this putt."  ?/

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

What happened to his fancy little delicate gold ladies bracelet watch?

He outgrew it, because he’s fat.

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He outgrew it, because he’s fat.

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10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Ha -- one of my favorite things. I Googled "Donald Trump's lady watch" and here we go ...:

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goddamn if that doesn't just scream charisma and machismo. he is all that is man, and if we are lucky, all men will look like this one day




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When was the last time that fat fuck was seen in public without a magat hat? I guess he can't afford a daily hair dresser anymore.

 

 

Or better yet, trump succeeds in his plan to kill pence on January 6 and declares himself de facto dictator for life and withdraws from NATO which he no doubt would have done. Then Putin invades Europe, China invades Taiwan and other dispute areas and all of a sudden were no longer living in a brave new world but instead were now living in 1984.

We were seconds away and one bullet to the head of mike pence from living in this:

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14 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

All that weight he lost from his post defeat depression is back plus a little extra

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

All that weight he lost from his post defeat depression is back plus a little extra

so not still 238?

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

When was the last time that fat fuck was seen in public without a magat hat? I guess he can't afford a daily hair dresser anymore.

 

 

I’m actually shocked he hasn’t started wearing something like this

 

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18 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m actually shocked he hasn’t started wearing something like this

 

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Or better yet, trump succeeds in his plan to kill pence on January 6 and declares himself de facto dictator for life and withdraws from NATO which he no doubt would have done. Then Putin invades Europe, China invades Taiwan and other dispute areas and all of a sudden were no longer living in a brave new world but instead were now living in 1984.

We were seconds away and one bullet to the head of mike pence from living in this:

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Bullshit.

Say what you want about totalitarian regimes, the porn in "Brazzaville" was off the fucking hook, yo.  

The Senate Report is a fun read. 

https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/sites/default/files/documents/report_volume5.pdf

"Manafort' s influence work for Deripaska was, in effect, influence work for the Russian government and its interest"

"Manafort hired and worked increasingly closely with a Russian national, Konstantin Kilimnik. Kilimnik is a Russian intelligence officer. Kilimnik became an integral part of Manafort's operations in Ukraine and Russia, serving as Manafort's primary liaison to Deripaska and eventually managing Manafort's office in Kyiv. Kilimnik and Manafort formed a close and lasting relationship that endured to the 2016 U.S. elections. and beyond"

Trump is such a cheap bitch

"In Manafort's email transmitting one such set of talking points to Barrack, Manafort highlighted that the role he envisioned for himself would be "convention manager, non paid." Barrack later recalled that the issue of payment was important because "Trump wasn't interested in paying anybody for those positions."  Barrack recalled that Manafort's offering to work for free "were the magic words."

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