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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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In addition to many other frailties of that lawsuit, it complains of actions that took place mostly before the 2016 election.
The problem with that is that the Civil RICO statute of limitations is four years.  And most of the other claims are shorter than that.
My bold prediction:  this lawsuit will be shot into the sun without whisky or hash browns.
Can we make an exception this one time? We really need to have a good discovery process against Trump.

If FAFO ever really meant something in regards to Trump, this would be it.
I lol at the folks he hires. Every other serious politician has someone like James fucking Baker representing them.  (Or literally James Baker in the case of bush v gore) Donald only shops at the Hollywood upstairs law school.  Dudes that 80% of this board are more successful than.
Shit I only did one year at UT law, and I could probably provide better counsel than have his attorneys.
In addition to many other frailties of that lawsuit, it complains of actions that took place mostly before the 2016 election.
The problem with that is that the Civil RICO statute of limitations is four years.  And most of the other claims are shorter than that.
My bold prediction:  this lawsuit will be shot into the sun without whisky or hash browns.
Like this for example.

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55 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I could think of a good April Fools joke for Biden to pull on the Orange Turd. 

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On 3/22/2022 at 3:00 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I'm forming a new network called FTG - First to Glory "The network for Winners" (No, contrary to rumors it is not Fuck The GOP).  So indulge me while I put on the persona of my new TV network star opinion news anchor, Cucker Tarlson.  He has an Aussie accent so imagine that as you read this.

Cucker: News reports out today are that the former president, TC Trump, won a procedural ruling in the case Stormy Daniels brought against him where she asserts he keeps a tiny cocker spaniel in his pants.  This was a completely winnable case for Daniels but for some reason her attorney did not file the correct motions before the deadline which leads to the question:  "Did Trump pay off Stormy's lawyer the way he paid off Stormy not to tell people about their extramarital affair while his whore wife, Melania, was pregnant and to keep the details of his tiny cocker a secret?  and if the answer is yes, that Trump paid off Stormy's lawyer then isn't that an admission that he has a tiny cocker and had sex with her?  Why else would you do it?  No need to pay off the lawyer to miss the deadline if you were innocent so we can only assume that he has a tiny cocker.  And if we need proof I think we must logically look to the briefcase Giuliani carried with him when he filmed that famous scene from Borat, the same one he keeps his electric razor in while shaving at the airport Applebee's.  Where is that briefcase, and does it also have Trumps DNA and poop stained briefs from the hotel rendezvous with Stormy?  If so I'll bet we also find her urine on them from the golden shower Trump requested.

Here to join me to talk about this is Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen...

/Tarlson

I think the Aussie accent really adds something to it, don't you?

I'm on a bender to get this shit off my chest.  (see what I did there?)

17 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I lol at the folks he hires. Every other serious politician has someone like James fucking Baker representing them.  (Or literally James Baker in the case of bush v gore) Donald only shops at the Hollywood upstairs law school.  Dudes that 80% of this board are more successful than.

[All the Surly lawyers, wondering if they're in that 80% group, or in the 20% group.....]

that awkward moment when a former ass-to-mouth-cum-guzzling porn star has more integrity than a former president.  she's our generation's 'Deepthroat' 

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

that awkward moment when a former ass-to-mouth-cum-guzzling porn star has more integrity than a former president.  she's our generation's 'Deepthroat' 

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I got nothing but my ink looking better than Hunter’s Finger Lakes back piece/Raptors claw logo tattoo. Not exactly a high bar. :/

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

Reminds me Danny DeVito's office signage in the movie "Twins"

"Sports Agent

Artist Representative

Import/Export

Automotive Sales-Rental-Leasing

Wholesale Patio Furniture" 

 

throw in some quality socks, and you got yourself a legit law practice.  Seriously, how do Trump fans justify shit like this in their brains? 

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22 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

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Someone did the RICO.  It's not RICO!

His name was Rico

He wore a smallwatch

He was fond of blowing air, he saw Hillary speaking there

And when she finished, he called her over

But Rico went a bit too far

His lawyers barely passed the Bar

And then the lawsuits flew, careers were smashed in two

There was a judge and a single ruling

But just who sued who?

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At the Lago, the Mar-a-Lago

The dwelling of the orange-faced Iago

At the Lago, the Mar-a-Lago

Outrage and passion were always the fashion

At the Lago, he lost his case....

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

so are the trumps complaining that they corroborated with a fraudulent marketing company, or is the marketing company complaining they corroborated with a fraudulent family?

both seem like air-tight claims.

The back of that man's head bears a startling resemblance to actress Irene Ryan.

Los Angeles Morgue Files: "Beverly Hillbillies" Actress ...

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Pretty much all of this 

Why stop there, Don?  Go ahead and tell us Duke, UNC or Kansas wins the National Title.  

30 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The stupidest fucking people.  Holy shit.

Hey, the only difference between thousands and trillions is a bunch of zeroes, and zeroes are not worth anything.  What's the problem?

^

I read that in Rafi's voice (from 'the League') and it's making me laugh on an otherwise sluggish Sunday morning.  

10 hours ago, Covri said:

Pretty much all of this 

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3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The stupidest fucking people.  Holy shit.

Wait! You've given me an idea! By asking every American to leave their refrigerator doors open all night, we won't have no climate change problem no more either!

On 3/24/2022 at 4:32 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I know this is difficult for you or I to comprehend, but they believe that Trump is smarter than any attorney alive---or anyone on the planet, actually---and that he decided that he could win this case on its merits, and instructed a cadre of attorneys to file the suit on his behalf.

 

 

He is.  He can continue committing crimes and treason because nobody dares prosecute him.  That can only happen if you're brilliant, right?  In a few years, Trump's going to be debating, on stage or public platforms, a Democrat and the press will handle everything like it's all perfectly normal.  The press will need to totally ignore the fact that an actual criminal and daily proven liar's statements while challenging every statement by the opponent.  How are you on the stage after paying pornstars and establishing Russian backchannels?  And Trump will win because economic depression, plague, Democratic suppression and blatant, public crimes are fine at the expense of the Democrats.  Hillary's emails and pro choice excuse all public Republican crimes.  

51 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Wait! You've given me an idea! By asking every American to leave their refrigerator doors open all night, we won't have no climate change problem no more either!

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1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Hillary's emails and pro choice excuse all public Republican crimes.  

And Hunter’s laptop!

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 


of course a person living off the govt supports socialism !!!!!

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

And Trump will win because economic depression, plague, Democratic suppression and blatant, public crimes are fine at the expense of the Democrats. 

or, you know, because they're installing corrupt pieces of shit in ~5 key states.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

or, you know, because they're installing corrupt pieces of shit in ~5 key states.

Can't omit SCOTUS.  

16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

“…and all ‘em idiots up ‘ere.” #everyaccusation

sorbo shows again why he’s a top parody account on twitter. 

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

sorbo shows again why he’s a top parody account on twitter. 

Wonder why Sorbo won't update his Twitter profile pic:

 

20 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Dem reaction first, GQP second.

 

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Not one person in the GQP cares. The end always  justifies the means for the GQP. Period. Full Stop. Even if Trump was proven to commit a couple of teensy felonies to stay in office, its only because he's such a goddamn patriot that loves his country so much. 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Not one person in the GQP cares. The end always  justifies the means for the GQP. Period. Full Stop. Even if Trump was proven to commit a couple of teensy felonies to stay in office, its only because he's such a goddamn patriot that loves his country so much. 

 

GQP is loyal to Trump, not this nation 

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Right? Right? Hal???

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Just a reminder, that judge was considering the crime-fraud exception to attorney-client privilege.   That doesn't require proof beyond a reasonable doubt, sufficient to convict in a criminal court.

But, it is gratifying to see a federal judge, of exactly the type that would oversee a trial of Trump, find that the Committee has made a prima facie/preponderance of the evidence case of obstruction of an official proceeding.

That a number of other judges, including Trump appointees, have refused to dismiss similar charges against 1/6 defendants, on a similar analysis, is another positive data point.

It should be a nudge toward prosecution.

50 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

We have about 225 days until the election. Is that enough time?

The biggest hit to trump would be to force him to sit in court for his trial during the campaign season to deny him the rallies and put a lid on any public statements on the case.  His head would explode.

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