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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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4 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Truth Social just needs to crowdsource some quality scat content

I was thinking if you got a group to do to Truth Social what this group of assholes did to Shaggy on the way out the door, it could be highly entertaining.

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5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Per that BBC article, Trump himself hasn't posted on Truth Social in well over a month.

And thats the crazy thing....  when this goes belly up he's going to blame everybody else and his mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging idiot supporters will lap all that blame up like chicken fried steak at Cracker Barrel. 

And thats the crazy thing....  when this goes belly up he's going to blame everybody else and his mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging idiot supporters will lap all that blame up like chicken fried steak at Cracker Barrel. 

Wait….are we crapping on CFS here? Cuz I won’t stand for that.

Wait….are we crapping on CFS here? Cuz I won’t stand for that.

In 2 years time, you wont be able to find CFS in the city limits of Austin.
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I was thinking if you got a group to do to Truth Social what this group of assholes did to Shaggy on the way out the door, it could be highly entertaining.

 

Are you suggesting we all get an account and "gang surly " the site?

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Only if she’s hired a personal groomer to do the job. Which I would doubt. The Trump’s are all about appearance and if the public isn’t going to see it, what the fuck do they care? My money is on big brown beaver. 

 

13 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

 

And Ivanka doesn’t come close to the hotness of this Wynona. I don’t know the status of her beaver. But it could be big and bushy and I’d kill for the chance to floss my teeth with it. And those are real and they’re spectacular. <drool>

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52 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Are you suggesting we all get an account and "gang surly " the site?

 

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

And thats the crazy thing....  when this goes belly up he's going to blame everybody else and his mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging idiot supporters will lap all that blame up like chicken fried steak at Cracker Barrel. 

I mean the guy can't even bother to post on his very own social media website that is an absolute direct port of Twitter? I would think it would at least not tank in the first month if his ass used it.

Has Donald Trump ever had a business venture that was successful?

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Has Donald Trump ever had a business venture that was successful?

Ivanka's businesses while she was working in the White House?

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I mean the guy can't even bother to post on his very own social media website that is an absolute direct port of Twitter? I would think it would at least not tank in the first month if his ass used it.

I can just picture Trump screaming at that little cunt Devin Nunes about how badly he's fucking up the company, and Nunes just thinking to himself "would it kill you to use the platform yourself you stupid orange m'fer." But not actually saying anything, because Nunes is a spineless bitch like rest of Trump's sycophants. 

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Nunes, a close ally of former President Donald Trump, announced in December that he was leaving Congress at the end of 2021 to become CEO of the Trump Media & Technology Group. His departure also comes as midterm elections kick off in which he faced the threat of a more-Democratic district through redistricting.

"I was presented with a new opportunity to fight for the most important issues I believe in. I'm writing to let you know I've decided to pursue this opportunity, and therefore I will be leaving the House of Representatives at the end of 2021," Nunes told his constituents in a letter issued in December.

 Don't forget Devin, everything Donnie touches dies. Wonder if he even makes it 6 months?

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


In 2 years time, you wont be able to find CFS in the city limits of Austin.

Yes, you will.  But it will have brown gravy on it.

 

(I think the low point of my 6 years living in Seattle was me arguing for 15 minutes with the manager of my favorite bar about whether CFS should have white or brown gravy on it.)

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

And thats the crazy thing....  when this goes belly up he's going to blame everybody else and his mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging idiot supporters will lap all that blame up like chicken fried steak at Cracker Barrel. 

ANTIFA!!!

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, you will.  But it will have brown gravy on it.

 

(I think the low point of my 6 years living in Seattle was me arguing for 15 minutes with the manager of my favorite bar about whether CFS should have white or brown gravy on it.)

 

every now and then, brown gravy on a cfs isn't bad 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

every now and then, brown gravy on a cfs isn't bad 

Nope, brown goes on the mashed potatoes.

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And Ivanka doesn’t come close to the hotness of this Wynona. I don’t know the status of her beaver. But it could be big and bushy and I’d kill for the chance to floss my teeth with it. And those are real and they’re spectacular. <drool>

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7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And Ivanka doesn’t come close to the hotness of this Wynona. I don’t know the status of her beaver. But it could be big and bushy and I’d kill for the chance to floss my teeth with it. And those are real and they’re spectacular. <drool>

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7 hours ago, Bookman said:

Has Donald Trump ever had a business venture that was successful?

A lot of their stuff did pretty well while he was President.  It helps when you don't have to pay LP's or your creditors/lenders for 4 years...you can just keep the free cash flow internal.  I've said this before, but this is the most amazingly complex workout strategy in the history of private credit.  I've worked on a few but none of it comes close to, "I've reviewed your proposal, but I've got another option...I'm going to become President of the United States and freeze all of this."  And it worked.  Debt restructuring, reboot the convertible notes, forego carried interest in order to payback unsub. debt, bring on a new mezz piece, refinance/cash-out, use success/completion fee on a project to pay closing costs?  NAH!.........I'm gonna be President.  And it fucking worked.  

Politics aside, this will be studied in business schools for a century.  

He is also the only human being in U.S. history to bankrupt the same casino twice.  A feat long considered to be technically impossible before Trump came along.  Kinda like being impeached twice.  Trump reminds me of Jim in 'American Pie' when he walks into school full of shame and everybody holds up index and middle fingers and shouts "Hey, two times!"  

8 hours ago, Bookman said:

Has Donald Trump ever had a business venture that was successful?

He used the 60 million his real estate mogul father gave him and invested in real estate, specifically the purchase and remodeling of the Commodore into the Grand Hyatt Hotel. After that he purchased and remodeled Trump Plaza 

Weird. If you have tons of money from your father, and your fathers company that already is successful in flipping real estate. It’s pretty easy to be successful 

The TV show where he played himself was also successful. But he didn’t start that business, he only was a character on the show. 
 

Every other business he started failed miserably. 

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

I mean the guy can't even bother to post on his very own social media website that is an absolute direct port of Twitter? I would think it would at least not tank in the first month if his ass used it.

 

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

He used the 60 million his real estate mogul father gave him and invested in real estate, specifically the purchase and remodeling of the Commodore into the Grand Hyatt Hotel. After that he purchased and remodeled Trump Plaza 

Weird. If you have tons of money from your father, and your fathers company that already is successful in flipping real estate. It’s pretty easy to be successful 

The TV show where he played himself was also successful. But he didn’t start that business, he only was a character on the show. 
 

Every other business he started failed miserably. 

You could also argue that staying in Fred Trump's business of outer-borough slumlord would have been a much better financial choice, though lower-profile.

The other angle is that a lot of his "business" is nothing more than licensing his name, sitting back, and collecting royalties.  He has nothing to do with operation of the business.

But his choice of licensees has been atrocious, and that's the only business judgment Trump exercises in these deals.   They're atrocious in part because his name isn't all that valuable and carries a lot of baggage.  Only a shitheel grifter would want to license it.  

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10 hours ago, Al Bundy&#x27;s Napoleon Hand said:

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orange shit head stumble fucked his way into doing good for the country by getting this fuck face out of congress

 

 

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

every now and then, brown gravy on a cfs isn't bad 

Your yankee is showing.

You get white gravy on the CFS and brown gravy on the mashed potatoes you're in business. Throw some fried okra on the side

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Your yankee is showing.

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Oh boy! A thrilling discussion where the participants are sure there is only one way to eat a certain food followed debate over the best (only!!!!) place to buy such food.

Nobody ever gets tired as shit of that.

36 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Oh boy! A thrilling discussion where the participants are sure there is only one way to eat a certain food followed debate over the best (only!!!!) place to buy such food.

Nobody ever gets tired as shit of that.

Bookmarked. Don’t ever let me hear you diss Cincinnati chili or I’ll throw this back in your face. 😛

Chipping away, one poster at a time.

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bookmarked. Don’t ever let me hear you diss Cincinnati chili or I’ll throw this back in your face. 😛

Chipping away, one poster at a time.

Connoisseurship is to be avoided, IMHO. It leads only to constant disappointment. I'd rather be the guy that says, "Hey, this is pretty good!" than the one who says, "This is improperly presented and a disgrace."

10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Connoisseurship is to be avoided, IMHO. It leads only to constant disappointment. I'd rather be the guy that says, "Hey, this is pretty good!" than the one who says, "This is improperly presented and a disgrace."

You probably prefer white onion slices to purple onion slices on your gourmet burger.

F'n philistine.  I don't know why we waste our time even engaging with you.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You probably prefer white onion slices to purple onion slices on your gourmet burger.

F'n philistine.  I don't know why we waste our time even engaging with you.

That hurt my feelings.

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That hurt my feelings.

Good, you white onion troll.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You probably prefer white onion slices to purple onion slices on your gourmet burger.

F'n philistine.  I don't know why we waste our time even engaging with you.

Red onions sliced in rings on your burger. White onions diced on your hot dog with mustard, or with cilantro on your taco. Yellow “Spanish” onions for most applications like in your mirepoix, soffritto, trinity, etc. In your potato salad or mac & cheese. And on your 4-way.

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4 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

fuck raw onions

I’ve never considered that but I’d be willing to give it a try. 

14 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


In 2 years time, you wont be able to find CFS in the city limits of Austin.

#1, you are assuming I won't be living here in 2 years, because as long as I live in Austin, I will always be able to find a good CFS inside the city limits.  

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, you will.  But it will have brown gravy on it.

 

(I think the low point of my 6 years living in Seattle was me arguing for 15 minutes with the manager of my favorite bar about whether CFS should have white or brown gravy on it.)

#2, save the brown gravy for moco loco and poutine.

#3, I have a Seattle coworker who hunts out the CFS there, and he's taken me to some places that do a pretty damn good CFS. So it's not impossible to find CFS with cream gravy, even a good cream sausage gravy in the PNW.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve never considered that but I’d be willing to give it a try. 

Just keep a wet paper towel near the onion so your eyes don't tear up.

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve never considered that but I’d be willing to give it a try. 

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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I appreciate your vote of confidence.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

I appreciate your vote of confidence.

Really, I just searched for a gritty one, because I wanted it to hurt.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Really, I just searched for a gritty one, because I wanted it to hurt.

It could be on fire and I wouldn’t get burned.

Theres an expression I’m trying to remember. Maybe something about the bucket not touching the walls of the well. I can’t recall what it was. But it was something. 

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

You could also argue that staying in Fred Trump's business of outer-borough slumlord would have been a much better financial choice, though lower-profile.

The other angle is that a lot of his "business" is nothing more than licensing his name, sitting back, and collecting royalties.  He has nothing to do with operation of the business.

But his choice of licensees has been atrocious, and that's the only business judgment Trump exercises in these deals.   They're atrocious in part because his name isn't all that valuable and carries a lot of baggage.  Only a shitheel grifter would want to license it.  

I see Trump branded pillows in the future.  Treated with teflon coating to keep your spray tan from staining them.

only president trump can sit in judgment of president trump, as the founders wanted:

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In court documents filed in the Southern District of Florida, former President Donald Trump demanded that Judge Donald M. Middlebrooks be disqualified from his case because he was appointed to the bench 25 years ago by former President Bill Clinton.

"Hillary Clinton acted as First Lady of the United States, during the time of the Judge's nomination," the court document explained. 

https://www.salon.com/2022/04/05/filing-demands-his-be-removed-from-case--because-he-was-appointed-by-bill-clinton_partner/

21 minutes ago, elfenix said:

only president trump can sit in judgment of president trump, as the founders wanted:

https://www.salon.com/2022/04/05/filing-demands-his-be-removed-from-case--because-he-was-appointed-by-bill-clinton_partner/

 

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lulz, what a maroon

One of trump's most effective attacks against the judicial system is his persistent insistence that EVERYTHING is biased. It's what's fuels the bad faith #bothsides shit that we see ad nauseam

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18 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

One of trump's most effective attacks against the judicial system is his persistent insistence that EVERYTHING is biased. It's what's fuels the bad faith #bothsides shit that we see ad nauseam

So institutional bias does exist in our country?  CRT, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 hours ago, Captainant said:

 

One of trump's most effective attacks against the judicial system is his persistent insistence that EVERYTHING is biased. It's what's fuels the bad faith #bothsides shit that we see ad nauseam

I think that's called an "Anastasis."

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