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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, SKJ said:

And yet ol' Clarence "uncle ruckus" Thomas still sits on the highest bench in the land

Could you please describe the 'ruckus', sir?  

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23 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Red onions sliced in rings on your burger.  And on your 4-way.

 

Go on....

20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Could you please describe the 'ruckus', sir?  

Boondocks? 

You mess with the bull, you get the 'horns son...

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Go on....

Okay. A 5-way comes with beans.  :)

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Makes sense.  Valid rationale.  I'm quite sure he telephoned Speaker Pelosi and others to remind them of their responsibility to quell the violence at the Capitol.  I'm sure if many people just look at the phone records, they'll see that President Trump repeatedly reached out to Pelosi and other Capitol leadership that afternoon to dampen the rioting.  No doubt in my mind.  It's all there...just look at the phone dossier...

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I’m going to pour some gasoline and strike a match but not worry about what happens next, that’s the fire department’s problem. I only regret not staying to watch the whole thing burn. 

Pelosi was hiding with everyone else from the rioters Dotard sent to the capitol. But it's her fault. 

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LOFL a family member is getting married on 5/14 at lost pines. This happening the same day will cause serious rage issues with her. 

Well, looks like there won't be any cocaine in Austin that week.  Stock up now.

This is why we can't have nice things, Junior! 

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

LOFL a family member is getting married on 5/14 at lost pines. This happening the same day will cause serious rage issues with her. 

Because her family won't be at her wedding?

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Lol in Austin. 
 

try Taylor, hutto or some BFE sorghum field 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

LOFL a family member is getting married on 5/14 at lost pines. This happening the same day will cause serious rage issues with her. 

If the bride is concerned about the turnout for her wedding because of a concurrent Donald Trump rally, might I suggest not going to that wedding?

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Lol in Austin. 
 

try Taylor, hutto or some BFE sorghum field 

The important question is -- who has a chunk of land in the airport flight path?  Need to put up a sign on the ground: "Trump: world's biggest loser"

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48 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

I’m going to pour some gasoline and strike a match but not worry about what happens next, that’s the fire department’s problem. I only regret not staying to watch the whole thing burn. 

One of the most accurate and prescient political cartoons I’ve ever seen. We all knew what was coming. It was just a matter of time. And it’s from 2018.

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5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

One of the most accurate and prescient political cartoons I’ve ever seen. We all knew what was coming. It was just a matter of time. And it’s from 2018.

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It really might the most perfect political cartoon of my lifetime.

18 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Lol in Austin. 
 

try Taylor, hutto or some BFE sorghum field 

Yeah, this is a good point.  I want Brisket to ask our mutual friend, MM, where it'll be held.  But by just asking, we'd put on some domestic watch-list for disruption and upsetting der Fuhrer.  I mean, President Trump.  I can't see this happening in Austin proper.  Not just politics, but his "people" like to roll up in mass surface lots in trucks with flags and sell schwag 'n shit and there's not a lot places in Austin proper that can house that.  We like to joke about his low turnout as of late, but I'm guessing he can still easily pull ~10-15k.  Not a lot of places you can do that here.  Though I guess, he could do it outdoors in May?  I dunno, the more we discuss it...the more we get brisket into trouble ;)     the RPT has no venue selection opinion on it thus far.  I'm guessing they let Matt sort it out.  All I know is all the blow in Austin is on pre-order already.  Bummer, with crawfish season ramping up...

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, this is a good point.  I want Brisket to ask our mutual friend, MM, where it'll be held.  But by just asking, we'd put on some domestic watch-list for disruption and upsetting der Fuhrer.  I mean, President Trump.  I can't see this happening in Austin proper.  Not just politics, but his "people" like to roll up in mass surface lots in trucks with flags and sell schwag 'n shit and there's not a lot places in Austin proper that can house that.  We like to joke about his low turnout as of late, but I'm guessing he can still easily pull ~10-15k.  Not a lot of places you can do that here.  Though I guess, he could do it outdoors in May?  I dunno, the more we discuss it...the more we get brisket into trouble ;)     the RPT has no venue selection opinion on it thus far.  I'm guessing they let Matt sort it out.  All I know is all the blow in Austin is on pre-order already.  Bummer, with crawfish season ramping up...

Just think of this -- what venue within Austin wants the baggage of a Trump rally attached to it?

MAYBE they could get the Travis County expo center?  That has the room for the grifters to set up their trailers and such.

I ain't asking MM shit.  He's busy lining up the blow supply, it would be rude to interrupt him.

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just think of this -- what venue within Austin wants the baggage of a Trump rally attached to it?

MAYBE they could get the Travis County expo center?  That has the room for the grifters to set up their trailers and such.

I ain't asking MM shit.  He's busy lining up the blow supply, it would be rude to interrupt him.

Is there time to get a bunch of shitastic Trump/Muh Freedoms/Heritage Not Hate shit together, get a trailer and then grab a spot at wherever they set up at to make some money and, more importantly point and laugh at them?

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Is there time to get a bunch of shitastic Trump/Muh Freedoms/Heritage Not Hate shit together, get a trailer and then grab a spot at wherever they set up at to make some money and, more importantly point and laugh at them?

Need to get yourself one of these:

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On 4/5/2022 at 5:43 PM, Captainant said:

 

One of trump's most effective attacks against the judicial system is his persistent insistence that EVERYTHING is biased. It's what's fuels the bad faith #bothsides shit that we see ad nauseam

Good point. We also now hear who appointed whatever judge is in the news making a ruling. Journalists unthinkingly encouraging their readers to always consider the possible political sway. That should only come up in a ruling where the finding was likely swayed by politics.

We all play our part here in good ol' Idiot World.

53 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Lol in Austin. 
 

try Taylor, hutto or some BFE sorghum field 

Wimberley, definitely.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I presume the Cedar Park Center or the LT football stadium would probably be welcoming based on bumper sticker ratios in those areas.......  But seriously, I hope there are some plane banners in the works, presuming it's going to be outdoors.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I ain't asking MM shit.  He's busy lining up the blow supply, it would be rude to interrupt him.

Make sure Junior's allotment of blow is cut with plenty of fentanyl. Wait, I mean make sure Junior's allotment of blow is not cut with fentanyl.

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Make sure Junior's allotment of blow is cut with plenty of fentanyl. Wait, I mean make sure Junior's allotment of blow is not cut with fentanyl.

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That would be wrong.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Need to get yourself one of these:

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Already got one. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Just think of this -- what venue within Austin wants the baggage of a Trump rally attached to it?

MAYBE they could get the Travis County expo center?  That has the room for the grifters to set up their trailers and such.

I ain't asking MM shit.  He's busy lining up the blow supply, it would be rude to interrupt him.

hopefully it's at the Erwin Center right before they implode it

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

"“I thought it was a shame, and I kept asking why isn’t she doing something about it? Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi doing something about it? And the mayor of D.C. also. The mayor of D.C. and Nancy Pelosi are in charge,” Trump said of the Jan. 6, 2021, riot in a 45-minute interview with The Washington Post. “I hated seeing it. I hated seeing it. And I said, ‘It’s got to be taken care of,’ and I assumed they were taking care of it.”

 

So much Alpha energy!

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hopefully it's at the Erwin Center right before they implode it

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9 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

"“I thought it was a shame, and I kept asking why isn’t she doing something about it? Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi doing something about it? And the mayor of D.C. also. The mayor of D.C. and Nancy Pelosi are in charge,” Trump said of the Jan. 6, 2021, riot in a 45-minute interview with The Washington Post. “I hated seeing it. I hated seeing it. And I said, ‘It’s got to be taken care of,’ and I assumed they were taking care of it.”

 

So much Alpha energy!

The buck stops anywhere but here!

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The buck stops anywhere but here!

“I don’t take responsibility at all.”

This from the guy who also said, “I alone can fix it.”

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hopefully it's at the Erwin Center right before  AS they implode it

Fixed

40 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

"“I thought it was a shame, and I kept asking why isn’t she doing something about it? Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi doing something about it? And the mayor of D.C. also. The mayor of D.C. and Nancy Pelosi are in charge,” Trump said of the Jan. 6, 2021, riot in a 45-minute interview with The Washington Post. “I hated seeing it. I hated seeing it. And I said, ‘It’s got to be taken care of,’ and I assumed they were taking care of it.”

 

So much Alpha energy!

He's lying, of course. People were begging him to do something and he refused. For hours, just sat there watching it on tv.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's lying, of course. People were begging him to do something and he refused. For hours, just sat there watching it on tv.

And loving it. 

So he hated seeing it, but he loved it, and also it was Antifa, and when he's president again he's going to pardon all of them? 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So he hated seeing it, but he loved it, and also it was Antifa, and when he's president again he's going to pardon all of them? 

You're starting to understand the brilliance of MAGA.  They simultaneously believe everything, and nothing.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So he hated seeing it, but he loved it, and also it was Antifa, and when he's president again he's going to pardon all of them? 

And also antifa was attempting to stop the count from certifying their preferred candidate. 

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Just think of this -- what venue within Austin wants the baggage of a Trump rally attached to it?



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PLEASE let it be out at the lake.
58 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So he hated seeing it, but he loved it, and also it was Antifa, and when he's president again he's going to pardon all of them? 

It's like he is a Dave Chapelle character

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

"“I thought it was a shame, and I kept asking why isn’t she doing something about it? Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi doing something about it? And the mayor of D.C. also. The mayor of D.C. and Nancy Pelosi are in charge,” Trump said of the Jan. 6, 2021, riot in a 45-minute interview with The Washington Post. “I hated seeing it. I hated seeing it. And I said, ‘It’s got to be taken care of,’ and I assumed they were taking care of it.”

 

So much Alpha energy!

Wonder if he was watching from his bunker

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Wonder if he was watching from his bunker

all while turning his tiny crank. fucking asshole gaslighter.

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Is there time to get a bunch of shitastic Trump/Muh Freedoms/Heritage Not Hate shit together, get a trailer and then grab a spot at wherever they set up at to make some money and, more importantly point and laugh at them?

They need to be something like quotes of Trump praising Putin, and "I'd rather be Russian than Democrat" and "I support President Trump and President Putin" etc.

Guess he’s gonna schedule more rallies to fleece the Trumpanzees to help Pay that fine.  Because he has no intention to follow through with it, either it needs to be jail time or just fuhgettaboutit. 

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