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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You're starting to understand the brilliance of MAGA.  They simultaneously believe everything, and nothing.

The superposition of dumbassedness. 

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The superposition of dumbassedness. 

And just like quantum phenomena, when you observe them they collapse

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Guess he’s gonna schedule more rallies to fleece the Trumpanzees to help Pay that fine.  Because he has no intention to follow through with it, either it needs to be jail time or just fuhgettaboutit. 

Seriously, why do they even bother with fines?  

I mean, if anybody with a Central Texas area code wants to...you can telephone Tony Balter at 847-561-3818.  He's organizing the Trump Rally in the Austin area next month.  He's happy to discuss premium seating, and also sponsorship opportunities.  He's just happy to talk with local political influencers.  I don't want to drive him to do anything rash, but he'd love to hear from all of you.  Repeatedly.  Every day.  For the next month.  Just saying.  

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

$10,000 a day? It should be $1,000,000 a day to get his attention. Won’t matter though, he’ll just get the GQP to pay the fine.

I mean, if anybody with a Central Texas area code wants to...you can telephone Tony Balter at 847-561-3818.  He's organizing the Trump Rally in the Austin area next month.  He's happy to discuss premium seating, and also sponsorship opportunities.  He's just happy to talk with local political influencers.  I don't want to drive him to do anything rash, but he'd love to hear from all of you.  Repeatedly.  Every day.  For the next month.  Just saying.  
Done. He actually answered. He's a douche looking for a 30% grift on the $9 starting price per ticket.

I failed by not introducing myself as Steel Shank.
5 hours ago, Red Five said:

So he hated seeing it, but he loved it, and also it was Antifa, and when he's president again he's going to pardon all of them? 

Osama bin Laden was brilliant for bringing down the twin towers. Also, the Jews did it. 

A used car salesman is leading Trump’s tour? Shocking

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Someone’s about to get a nice donation to their campaign fund. 

5 hours ago, Player said:

 


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PLEASE let it be out at the lake.

 

 

can we pitch in and rent surly maga / gqp a boat for this event ?

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I mean, if anybody with a Central Texas area code wants to...you can telephone Tony Balter at 847-561-3818.  He's organizing the Trump Rally in the Austin area next month.  He's happy to discuss premium seating, and also sponsorship opportunities.  He's just happy to talk with local political influencers.  I don't want to drive him to do anything rash, but he'd love to hear from all of you.  Repeatedly.  Every day.  For the next month.  Just saying.  

Gonna need to get me a burner phone. 

I'm sorry, but I don't know what a 'burner phone' is...

26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm sorry, but I don't know what a 'burner phone' is...

Your wife does 

 

I don't even need a phone to give your wife a burner.  Did you know she likes a bic in the cunt and dic in the rump?  

8 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

“I thought it was a shame, and I kept asking why isn’t she doing something about it? Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi doing something about it? And the mayor of D.C. also. The mayor of D.C. and Nancy Pelosi are in charge,” Trump said of the Jan. 6, 2021, riot in a 45-minute interview with The Washington Post. “I hated seeing it. I hated seeing it. And I said, ‘It’s got to be taken care of,’ and I assumed they were taking care of it.

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this is a tapeworm:

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this is a single-cell organism of the late holocene epoch:

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any questions?

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Is there time to get a bunch of shitastic Trump/Muh Freedoms/Heritage Not Hate shit together, get a trailer and then grab a spot at wherever they set up at to make some money and, more importantly point and laugh at them?

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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

A used car salesman is leading Trump’s tour? Shocking

step up from a realtor IMO

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

 

"new evidence"  

 

evidence he was going to get primaried maybe

 

Yep, he didn't want to pursue it because he was afraid of the difficulty in getting a jury to convict, but then the outcry told him not pursing it will cost him his job as DA anyway. So fuck it might as well take the shot. 

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Have been wondering how this effects all dotards Russian monetary ties but haven't been able to find any info one way or another. 

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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His career outlook has as much promise as Devin Nunes.

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Maybe @Swam4Texas could arrange for Trump to get some payday loans.

He probably went off the election fraud cliff looong ago. 

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Tell me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies without telling me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies.  

You don't open with "after 30 years selling used RV's, I'm gonna be Tour Manager for a U.S. President."  

But yeah, I'm childish.  I'm probably gonna call him again today and string him along thinking I want the $50k sponsorship package.  

What's the name of my pretend company?  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Tell me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies without telling me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies.  

You don't open with "after 30 years selling used RV's, I'm gonna be Tour Manager for a U.S. President."  

But yeah, I'm childish.  I'm probably gonna call him again today and string him along thinking I want the $50k sponsorship package.  

What's the name of my pretend company?  

DB Enterprises. Short for DickButt.

American Patriot Yacht Sail Inc.  making patriotic themed yacht sails for the common man. 

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What's the name of my pretend company?

Vandelay Industries

Funny, but my luck he's a Seinfeld buff too, and the ruse is blown before it begins.

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What's the name of my pretend company?  

Landevay Industries, duh.

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Tell me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies without telling me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies.  
You don't open with "after 30 years selling used RV's, I'm gonna be Tour Manager for a U.S. President."  
But yeah, I'm childish.  I'm probably gonna call him again today and string him along thinking I want the $50k sponsorship package.  
What's the name of my pretend company?  

Lobo Ball Bearings, we’re a company out of Utah. If you can mix in “it’s all ball bearings, nowadays” or “dont tell me my business son”, bonus points.
43 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Tell me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies without telling me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies.  

You don't open with "after 30 years selling used RV's, I'm gonna be Tour Manager for a U.S. President."  

But yeah, I'm childish.  I'm probably gonna call him again today and string him along thinking I want the $50k sponsorship package.  

What's the name of my pretend company?  

Tree Fiddy Horticultural Services.

Funny, but my luck he's a Seinfeld buff too, and the ruse is blown before it begins.

If he gets a Seinfeld or Fletch reference, then tip your hat and move on
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Tell me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies without telling me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies.  

You don't open with "after 30 years selling used RV's, I'm gonna be Tour Manager for a U.S. President."  

But yeah, I'm childish.  I'm probably gonna call him again today and string him along thinking I want the $50k sponsorship package.  

What's the name of my pretend company?  

"My cutting edge entertainment firm, Lemonparty, Inc., would like a sponsorship.  We celebrate America by hosting events attended by the rich and famous, like the Trump family, that revolve around a celebration of America's great, beautiful citrus industry.  Visibility among the high-end, prestigious crowd that attends MAGA rallies synergizes perfectly with our business plan.  If you can send me a good-faith deposit of $5,0000 to host one of our parties, then we will quickly send you a $50k check to sponsor the rally.  This is a win-win, and I can tell that a go-getter like you can see that from the outset.  I look forward to our mutual prosperity -- MAGA!"

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

too soon?

 

Like Macho Grande, many of us will never be over it. 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Tell me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies without telling me you're not qualified to organize a tour of political rallies.  

You don't open with "after 30 years selling used RV's, I'm gonna be Tour Manager for a U.S. President."  

But yeah, I'm childish.  I'm probably gonna call him again today and string him along thinking I want the $50k sponsorship package.  

What's the name of my pretend company?  

I mean, this is a layup, right? Vandelay Industries!

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11 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Yep, he didn't want to pursue it because he was afraid of the difficulty in getting a jury to convict, but then the outcry told him not pursing it will cost him his job as DA anyway. So fuck it might as well take the shot. 

this is correct...

I'm trying to figure out a way to incorporate 'Sexual Get-Together' and/or 'Keybump' into the name.  

I replied to his text.  For a brief time, I lived in an area near Chicago that he lived in...so we got that going for us.  Which is nice.  

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