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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Bullshit. He's exactly the same child he was a year ago. The same child he was 4 years ago. Thats the fucking problem, Frank. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Trump hasn't changed.  Not even a little bit.  He is exactly who he is, was, and ever shall be.

Trump does not understand that in The Swamp, the #1 priority of politicians (of both parties) is winning the next election.  Representatives really don't even stop campaigning, given their short election cycle.

Time, money, and energy spent on something that happened two years ago, is time, money, and energy that is not spent on 2022's election, or '24, or '26 or whatever the next election is for this or that politician.

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

doesn't matter.  He'll burn up the extra 5 years in more lawsuits and then be dead.  He'll never suffer a single criminal ramification for anything he's done.  Period. 

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

doesn't matter.  He'll burn up the extra 5 years in more lawsuits and then be dead.  He'll never suffer a single criminal ramification for anything he's done.  Period. 

Diggler gets it.

Justice is for poor people, mostly brown and black ones.  Rich people -- or those supported by the rich/powerful -- are 150% above the law.  That's why these same people fight to the death to keep cops above the law; the precedent of a group having been above the law, and then becoming subject to the law like the rest of us, is unacceptable to them.

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Diggler gets it.

Justice is for poor people, mostly brown and black ones.  Rich people -- or those supported by the rich/powerful -- are 150% above the law.  That's why these same people fight to the death to keep cops above the law; the precedent of a group having been above the law, and then becoming subject to the law like the rest of us, is unacceptable to them.

actually, justice is for the middle class. poor colored people get injustice. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

Wake me up when those spineless assholes actually charge him with something.  Until then, I'll assume they will not, as they have not in the 16 months since he left office.

52 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

doesn't matter.  He'll burn up the extra 5 years in more lawsuits and then be dead.

To me (and him) that matters. 

A lot.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

doesn't matter.  He'll burn up the extra 5 years in more lawsuits and then be dead.  He'll never suffer a single criminal ramification for anything he's done.  Period. 

Exactly.  Lack of time hasn’t been the issue.  Prosecution sitting around twiddling their nuts is the issue.

We can't even get charges against someone who paid for underage girls with venmo.

We can't even get charges against someone who paid for underage girls with venmo.

But if he’d have used PayPal, we’d have him!
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But if he’d have used PayPal, we’d have him!

PayPal owns Venmo doesn’t it?

On 4/12/2022 at 1:06 PM, SaucyJack said:

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Is this the Bills pregame party? 



So TFG is holding his rally at the Austin Convention Center?!?

Saturday night political shitfest in the heart of downtown. What could go wrong?
5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


So TFG is holding his rally at the Austin Convention Center?!?

Saturday night political shitfest in the heart of downtown. What could go wrong?

 

lol, oh man. staying my ass home that Saturday night

Only 5,000 seats available and I doubt it sells out. Fucking losers. 

“The former president will be joined by his son, Donald Trump Jr., and conservative speakers Kimberly Guilfoyle, former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Dinesh D'Souza, Kevin Sorbo, Ted Nugent and others.”

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Only 5,000 seats available and I doubt it sells out. Fucking losers. 

“The former president will be joined by his son, Donald Trump Jr., and conservative speakers Kimberly Guilfoyle, former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Dinesh D'Souza, Kevin Sorbo, Ted Nugent and others.”

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Not often you see a bogo promo on seats so popular they are almost sold out, other than on clearance/discontinued items. 

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not often you see a bogo promo on seats so popular they are almost sold out, other than on clearance/discontinued items. 

Even better, cheaper seats that aren't almost sold out are not BOGO.  

Also, someone with some skills should remake that map with eagle, gun, america, man, woman, person, tv.

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15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not often you see a bogo promo on seats so popular they are almost sold out, other than on clearance/discontinued items. 

Hers's what's awesome......it's just a traveling freak show for money.

It's not a campaign event.  It's not a campaign fundraiser.  It's just a straight-up, shameless grift.  Imagine how much fun we all would have made of, say, Jimmy Carter, if he went on a road show after his one-term presidency, charged ridiculous admission prices for that road show, and the ticket revenue went into his pocket so he could install another gold-plated toilet in his house in Plains.  It would have immediately turned him into the biggest joke in American history.

We now have that joke, running around and flapping his idiotic gums, and half the country hasn't realized that 1) he's a joke, and 2) the joke's on them.

This fucking timeline.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Saturday night political shitfest in the heart of downtown. What could go wrong?

I could make some suggestions but I don’t want to get put on an FBI watch list. 

Hahahah the fucking punchline is that when the event happens, the idiot chuds PATRIOTS who paid $4k to be there are gonna be sitting next to people who paid $25 for GA after they push everyone forwards

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hers's what's awesome......it's just a traveling freak show for money.

It's not a campaign event.  It's not a campaign fundraiser.  It's just a straight-up, shameless grift.  Imagine how much fun we all would have made of, say, Jimmy Carter, if he went on a road show after his one-term presidency, charged ridiculous admission prices for that road show, and the ticket revenue went into his pocket so he could install another gold-plated toilet in his house in Plains.  It would have immediately turned him into the biggest joke in American history.

We now have that joke, running around and flapping his idiotic gums, and half the country hasn't realized that 1) he's a joke, and 2) the joke's on them.

This fucking timeline.

Yep. It’s a traveling circus. A freak show. Trump is the ringmaster, carnival barker, and snake oil salesman. It’s like Grateful Dead tour for assholes and without any music or mind expansion. 

Yep. It’s a traveling circus. A freak show. Trump is the ringmaster, carnival barker, and snake oil salesman. It’s like Grateful Dead tour for assholes and without any music or mind expansion. 

No music? If Nugent ain’t playing “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” I wanna fuckin refund.
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First thought: What kind of mental defective goes to these things?

Second thought: I wonder if Dad’s gonna go…

8 minutes ago, TexPx said:


No music? If Nugent ain’t playing “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” I wanna fuckin refund.

He’d definitely be playing Jailbait. 

If Matt Gaetz is there this could be his intro song.

 

 

I still say there is a substantial chance that the event is moved out of Austin. MAGA types love them some victimhood and those ding dang mean ol libtards just won't let em meet in peace. 

If it does go down, I might ride over there and live report some idiocy, but I'm not paying a fucking cent to that PoS. 

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I mean Adler is missing a massive opportunity if he doesn't insist upon receiving payment front for the convention center, security, etc.

On the other hand, Hot Wheels is likely to roll right on over, rip up the check on live TV and blame Joe Biden for Trump skipping out on his debt. And the base will lick it up like a kitten with buttermilk.

59 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I still say there is a substantial chance that the event is moved out of Austin. MAGA types love them some victimhood and those ding dang mean ol libtards just won't let em meet in peace. 

If it does go down, I might ride over there and live report some idiocy, but I'm not paying a fucking cent to that PoS. 


isn’t Georgetown / Williamson County a better fit for this ?

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

If Matt Gaetz is there this could be his intro song.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


isn’t Georgetown / Williamson County a better fit for this ?

Yep. And that’s where this festival of shit will go 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Only 5,000 seats available and I doubt it sells out. Fucking losers. 

“The former president will be joined by his son, Donald Trump Jr., and conservative speakers Kimberly Guilfoyle, former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Dinesh D'Souza, Kevin Sorbo, Ted Nugent and others.”

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5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Is that one row for each section?

23 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Hays went even better for Biden at 54%. Marble Falls is their sweet spot since Burnet County had Trump at 76% of the vote there.

"Interstate Hays" (Buda, Kyle, and SM) was really blue.   The further you get from I-35, the Trumpier Hays gets.  There are still Trump signs in Wimberley, some that have "Pence" taped over.  Dripping is even nuttier.

 

Anybody know if the Pedo Bear costume is still around? I'll wear that thing around out front with a sign around my neck that says something like "Vote GOP- fuck the children, literally".

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

"Interstate Hays" (Buda, Kyle, and SM) was really blue.   The further you get from I-35, the Trumpier Hays gets.  There are still Trump signs in Wimberley, some that have "Pence" taped over.  Dripping is even nuttier.

A neighbor on my walking path has a trump /pence sign with the pence part obviously folded under so it just says trump. And it’s not near their home on the side road, but on their property line facing the main road. 

Because billionaires always can use an extra $75

 

 

55 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"Interstate Hays" (Buda, Kyle, and SM) was really blue.   The further you get from I-35, the Trumpier Hays gets.  There are still Trump signs in Wimberley, some that have "Pence" taped over.  Dripping is even nuttier.

I'm aware. It's kinda the same in Travis but only the bulge is wider in Austin.

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https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/upshot/2020-election-map.html

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 It's kinda the same in Travis but only the bulge is wider in Austin.

 


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