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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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In honor of Police Academy's Hooks passing, maybe they could round up some DC neighborhood residents for a Citizens On Patrol group.  I'm sure you would have plenty of volunteers to defend the city against a bunch of racist rednecks.

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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
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    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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4 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Kennedy.

Wasn't there part of him still on Jackie's coat?  If so, then technically he was there. 

57 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Kicked out of the WWE Hall of Fame is probably the stiffest punishment that we can expect for the sitting President of the United States feeding domestic terrorists heaps of conspiracy theories for 2 months (13 years, but who's counting) with the intent of riling them up, then inviting them to DC, and sending them to the Capitol.

Awesome. Just peachy.

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Technically, he was there. His body was on the plane, if I'm not mistaken. 

Some was also on Jackie's dress

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Is this real?  How in the hell is Trump in the Wrestling Hall of fame?  I know he did at least one guest appearance or two which became a meme, and it was a sad  affair for all to see such little fists fail to sell a punch.  But I was a wrestling fan from the late 80's through 2001ish and he does not deserve to be in the hall of fame.

What a mockery he's made of our finest, most respected institutions.

 

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3 hours ago, Chooky said:

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And I'm with a lot of you on the bus to Satan for laughing.

The Wrestling Hall of Fame is there to honor those who choreographed and faked their path to greatness. 

1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

Is this real?  How in the hell is Trump in the Wrestling Hall of fame?  I know he did at least one guest appearance or two which became a meme, and it was a sad  affair for all to see such little fists fail to sell a punch.  But I was a wrestling fan from the late 80's through 2001ish and he does not deserve to be in the hall of fame.

What a mockery he's made of our finest, most respected institutions.

 

This will always be my fave:

Yes, he is in the HoF; inducted in 2013.

 

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How will we survive without knowing what the president is thinking (I use that term loosely) 24/7?

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

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I don't know, the rasslin' HOF is probably deserved.  Trump's promos really draw heat

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Just went on a cathartic ‘like’ binge on every post stating Trumps account was permanently suspended. A win for America. A win for this thread. 

Does this mean he can go to Purgatory with TTom now?

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Now, will they suspend the @potus account to keep him from hijacking it for the time being?

 

 

 

 

Gonna be amazing to see how little he matters without that Twitter account. 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

There’s not always a tweet?

Not anymore motherfucker.  Suck it you fat fascist bitch.

Trump not being on Twitter is huge.  It’s the whole reason he got elected, it’s the whole reason his followers are so easily riled up, and it’s the whole source of pleasure he gets from being president.  Big win for the country.  Of course that also means it’s dangerous because I’m sure Trump is livid and wants to lash out somehow.

Republicans misunderstanding the 1st amendment meltdown in 3...2...

Q nuts think Twitter suspending his account means the Storm has officially started.

Man, if he had just gotten Moscow Mitch to take away Section 230. Oops. 

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I haven’t posted in cloak room in a while but had to come back for his Twitter banning.

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't twitter, but couldn't he just, like, make another account?

Shhhh

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I don't twitter, but couldn't he just, like, make another account?

@JohnBarron

LMAO!

This is a massive blow to the fuckhead.  It can't be overstated just how big a deal this is.  God damn it - I'm gonna have to drink to this!  2021 you son of a bitch!

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't twitter, but couldn't he just, like, make another account?

I believe they ban any other accounts. Plus and more importantly, he loses all his followers. They would all have to find the new account and follow it. Twitter would just ban that one when they found it. It's like a Surly timeout. Don't start another account or your facing a bigger ban. 

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Social media has punished the president more harshly than the Senate ever did

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It's like a Surly timeout. Don't start another account or your facing a bigger ban. 

Then how do all these Fozz socks keep coming back?

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https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2020/suspension.html

 

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After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them — specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter — we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence. 

In the context of horrific events this week, we made it clear on Wednesday that additional violations of the Twitter Rules would potentially result in this very course of action. Our public interest framework exists to enable the public to hear from elected officials and world leaders directly. It is built on a principle that the people have a right to hold power to account in the open. 

 

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However, we made it clear going back years that these accounts are not above our rules entirely and cannot use Twitter to incite violence, among other things. We will continue to be transparent around our policies and their enforcement. 

The below is a comprehensive analysis of our policy enforcement approach in this case.

 

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Overview

On January 8, 2021, President Donald J. Trump tweeted:

“The 75,000,000 great American Patriots who voted for me, AMERICA FIRST, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will have a GIANT VOICE long into the future. They will not be disrespected or treated unfairly in any way, shape or form!!!”

Shortly thereafter, the President tweeted:

“To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.”

Due to the ongoing tensions in the United States, and an uptick in the global conversation in regards to the people who violently stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021, these two Tweets must be read in the context of broader events in the country and the ways in which the President’s statements can be mobilized by different audiences, including to incite violence, as well as in the context of the pattern of behavior from this account in recent weeks. After assessing the language in these Tweets against our Glorification of Violence policy, we have determined that these Tweets are in violation of the Glorification of Violence Policy and the user @realDonaldTrump should be immediately permanently suspended from the service. 

Assessment

We assessed the two Tweets referenced above under our Glorification of Violence policy, which aims to prevent the glorification of violence that could inspire others to replicate violent acts and determined that they were highly likely to encourage and inspire people to replicate the criminal acts that took place at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.

This determination is based on a number of factors, including:

President Trump’s statement that he will not be attending the Inauguration is being received by a number of his supporters as further confirmation that the election was not legitimate and is seen as him disavowing his previous claim made via two Tweets (1, 2) by his Deputy Chief of Staff, Dan Scavino, that there would be an “orderly transition” on January 20th.

The second Tweet may also serve as encouragement to those potentially considering violent acts that the Inauguration would be a “safe” target, as he will not be attending. 

The use of the words “American Patriots” to describe some of his supporters is also being interpreted as support for those committing violent acts at the US Capitol.

The mention of his supporters having a “GIANT VOICE long into the future” and that “They will not be disrespected or treated unfairly in any way, shape or form!!!” is being interpreted as further indication that President Trump does not plan to facilitate an “orderly transition” and instead that he plans to continue to support, empower, and shield those who believe he won the election. 

Plans for future armed protests have already begun proliferating on and off-Twitter, including a proposed secondary attack on the US Capitol and state capitol buildings on January 17, 2021. 

As such, our determination is that the two Tweets above are likely to inspire others to replicate the violent acts that took place on January 6, 2021, and that there are multiple indicators that they are being received and understood as encouragement to do so.

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