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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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16 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I wonder if he still talks listens to Ruskies.

There is no talk only listen.  Them and truth are the only things to shut him up. 

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11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

He was told it by Eastman & Co.  It's the only thing he remembers about it.  Kind of like he's done more for black people than Abraham Lincoln.

That's fair. Although trying to get him to learn that one line must have been a beating.

 

We can only hope:

 

According to former Watergate prosecutor Nick Akerman, he has no doubt that there is an ironclad case brewing in Georgia that will lead to an indictment and conviction of Donald Trump.

Speaking with MSNBC host Katie Phang, Akerman said the evidence is overwhelming that the former president tried to steal the election in the Peachtree state as evidenced by the phone call made to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger demanding he find enough votes to secure the state's 16 Electoral College votes.

3 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

We can only hope:

 

According to former Watergate prosecutor Nick Akerman, he has no doubt that there is an ironclad case brewing in Georgia that will lead to an indictment and conviction of Donald Trump.

Speaking with MSNBC host Katie Phang, Akerman said the evidence is overwhelming that the former president tried to steal the election in the Peachtree state as evidenced by the phone call made to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger demanding he find enough votes to secure the state's 16 Electoral College votes.

Jim Carey WELL YEAH gif times one billion. 

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Incredible. 

You expected anything else from that douchebag? There is no bottom. He's a classless piece of shit.

I can’t see the original that’s being responded to. What did he do this time?

Bro, do you even Truth Social?

3 hours ago, AnTiM said:

We can only hope:

 

According to former Watergate prosecutor Nick Akerman, he has no doubt that there is an ironclad case brewing in Georgia that will lead to an indictment and conviction of Donald Trump.

Speaking with MSNBC host Katie Phang, Akerman said the evidence is overwhelming that the former president tried to steal the election in the Peachtree state as evidenced by the phone call made to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger demanding he find enough votes to secure the state's 16 Electoral College votes.

Methinks Nick is viewing things through the lens of a properly functioning government and judicial system. Who determines guilt? I ask these questions because I honestly dont know who would decide guilt when a former president would be tried. Is it a jury trial requiring unanimous agreement? But I frankly doubt it ever gets to trial. The grand jury recently seated in Atlanta has one year to make recommendations, which will then require an indictment from another grand jury and then a trial. How long does all that take?

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The chief judge ordered the special grand jury to be seated for a period of up to a year, beginning Monday. Of the pool of about 200 people called from the county master jury list, 26 were chosen to serve — 23 grand jurors and three alternates. Special grand juries focus on investigating a single topic and making recommendations to the district attorney, who then decides whether to seek an indictment from a regular grand jury.

By this time next year, there is a good chance that Republicans will hold the house, senate, and supreme court. And in another two years, Trump or a Trump sycophant will likely hold the White House. So the majority of people in Congress and the white house will be all-in on the idea that the 2020 election was fraudulent. The SC justices havent spoken on the topic that I'm aware of, but who the hell trusts fucksticks like Thomas to act in a nonpartisan fashion? So lets do some math....executive, legislative, judicial branches. Check, check, checkmate. 

After three years of screaming bloody murder about voter fraud, the republican party isn't going to stand by and allow Trump to go down for this. This whole thing will be shut down in the name of "the greatest fraud ever ". They can come up with any number of questionable ways to shut this shit down, and it will work because the GQP will hold all of the power when its happening. This isnt a Watergate scenario where the democrats held both the house and senate while investigating a GOP president.

We all heard the tape of Trump's call to Raffensperger. We all know what Trump was asking for. And it wont fucking matter, because the republican party is moving further right every day and the lunatics coming into the party are running on the issue of voter fraud in 2020. The spineless republican fucks that let Trump hijack the party have no path forward that doesn't involve fellating Trump. They know it and Trump knows it. Everyone knows it. 

 

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doh...2020, not 2016

23 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I can’t see the original that’s being responded to. What did he do this time?

He posted a doctored video. It begins with Trump hitting the manliest of manly man tee shots, and ends with the golf ball hitting Biden on the head, causing him to fall off his bike.

47 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You expected anything else from that douchebag? There is no bottom. He's a classless piece of shit.

Don’t disagree but still find it incredible, no doubt his headstone will say he wouldnt’ve Died had the 2020 election not been rigged. 

 

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Akerman said the evidence is overwhelming that the former president tried to steal the election in the Peachtree state as evidenced by the phone call made to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger demanding he find enough votes to secure the state's 16 Electoral College votes.

RETRO REPLAY troy baker retro replay no shit GIF

Half the country is begging for SOMEONE to hold him accountable. ANYONE for Tax Fraud in New York, Conspiracy to defraud the United States and Wire Fraud in DC, and Election Fraud in Georgia

The other half of the country is opening planning a coup

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Methinks Nick is viewing things through the lens of a properly functioning government and judicial system. Who determines guilt? I ask these questions because I honestly dont know who would decide guilt when a former president would be tried. Is it a jury trial requiring unanimous agreement? But I frankly doubt it ever gets to trial. The grand jury recently seated in Atlanta has one year to make recommendations, which will then require an indictment from another grand jury and then a trial. How long does all that take?

By this time next year, there is a good chance that Republicans will hold the house, senate, and supreme court. And in another two years, Trump or a Trump sycophant will likely hold the White House. So the majority of people in Congress and the white house will be all-in on the idea that the 2016 election was fraudulent. The SC justices havent spoken on the topic that I'm aware of, but who the hell trusts fucksticks like Thomas to act in a nonpartisan fashion? So lets do some math....executive, legislative, judicial branches. Check, check, checkmate. 

After three years of screaming bloody murder about voter fraud, the republican party isn't going to stand by and allow Trump to go down for this. This whole thing will be shut down in the name of "the greatest fraud ever ". They can come up with any number of questionable ways to shut this shit down, and it will work because the GQP will hold all of the power when its happening. This isnt a Watergate scenario where the democrats held both the house and senate while investigating a GOP president.

We all heard the tape of Trump's call to Raffensperger. We all know what Trump was asking for. And it wont fucking matter, because the republican party is moving further right every day and the lunatics coming into the party are running on the issue of voter fraud in 2016. The spineless republican fucks that let Trump hijack the party have no path forward that doesn't involve fellating Trump. They know it and Trump knows it. Everyone knows it. 

 

2020 election was rigged. 2016 was mighty fine despite dotard claiming for months prior that it was going to be the bigliest riggedest election ever. 

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

2020 election was rigged. 2016 was mighty fine despite dotard claiming for months prior that it was going to be the bigliest riggedest election ever. 

I dont know why brain made that switch not once, but twice. 2020 is what I meant. 

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

RETRO REPLAY troy baker retro replay no shit GIF

Half the country is begging for SOMEONE to hold him accountable. ANYONE for Tax Fraud in New York, Conspiracy to defraud the United States and Wire Fraud in DC, and Election Fraud in Georgia

The other half of the country is opening planning a coup

One of the Herschels will try and Pardon him should they win their race.  

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On 6/17/2022 at 5:24 PM, Dr. Teeth said:

I would very much like to hear what he thinks teaching transgender is to a child. I think it would be the height of hilarity. 

They use the cyber and the best words. Not words as good as mine, but good words. Fools children when they listen to...annnnd use the cyber. 

Moved on like a bitch.

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7 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I can’t see the original that’s being responded to. What did he do this time?

Biden was riding a bike with old-school toe clips/cages.  He stopped, put one foot down, and failed to disengage the other foot from the clip and tried to dismount, accordingly falling on his ass.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

239 pounds.

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On Mars

That has to be a 52" belt.

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17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

239 pounds.

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Pence looks smaller than I remember

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Moved on like a bitch.

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Getting humped LIKE A DOG!!!

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

239 pounds.

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Yeah, Conchata Ferrell's twin that he's talking to is 239.

How fucked up is that kid going to be, lulz. i cant imagine having to listen to dotard and melania every goddamn day. He's probably growing to 50-60 feet tall as an escape mechanism. 

that kid's on the spectrum, no doubt. 

Barron is getting that doughy sloped body like Eric.

And whoever let their child hug up on Trump’s taint should be prosecuted for child abuse.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Barron is a fucking unit.

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Is that a trump relative on the left too?

"For the radical left, politics has become their religion. It has warped their sense of right and wrong. They don't have a sense of right and wrong, true and false, good and evil."

---- Donald Trump on Friday, 6/17/2022

The man who grabs women by their pussies, the man who tries to sleep with his friends wives, the man who defrauded Trump University students to the tune of 25 million dollars, the man who shifted kids-cancer charity money into his business, the man who slept with a porn-star while his wife was at home with their newborn baby, paid the porn star 130 thousand dollars in hush money so she wouldn't take his infidelity to the American people before the election then looked straight into a camera and lied about having done exactly that is lecturing us about right and wrong and good and evil

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"For the radical left, politics has become their religion. It has warped their sense of right and wrong. They don't have a sense of right and wrong, true and false, good and evil."

---- Donald Trump on Friday, 6/17/2022
 

Every accusation is a confession 

This is fascism 101. If you are accused of something, accuse them of it 

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"For the radical left, politics has become their religion. It has warped their sense of right and wrong. They don't have a sense of right and wrong, true and false, good and evil."

---- Donald Trump on Friday, 6/17/2022

The man who grabs women by their pussies, the man who tries to sleep with his friends wives, the man who defrauded Trump University students to the tune of 25 million dollars, the man who shifted kids-cancer charity money into his business, the man who slept with a porn-star while his wife was at home with their newborn baby, paid the porn star 130 thousand dollars in hush money so she wouldn't take his infidelity to the American people before the election then looked straight into a camera and lied about having done exactly that is lecturing us about right and wrong and good and evil

It’s also like Georgia Gump preaching family values while also having a history of not one but two extra marital affairs.  

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"For the radical left, politics has become their religion. It has warped their sense of right and wrong. They don't have a sense of right and wrong, true and false, good and evil."

---- Donald Trump on Friday, 6/17/2022

Lol this reads like something that @Porterhouse would say, right after arguing that Jan 6 wasn't a big deal

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