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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#1302

Now, Twitter.  Pull the plug on the rest of the Trump clan.  I don't give a shit if they broke any rules or not.  Ivanka shouldn't have to hand her phone over to Daddy so he can launch a missive on what "his" patriots to do.

 

 

#1305

Dammit, used the wrong gif last time. This would have been much better.

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Or this one.

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#1309
20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now, will they suspend the @potus account to keep him from hijacking it for the time being?

 

 

 

 

He fired the only guy that knew the password.

#1311

What happens if I register @Joebidenpotus and every other conceivable variation?  Would twitter force me to hand it over to the president?

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#1312
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

What happens if I register @Joebidenpotus and every other conceivable variation?  Would twitter force me to hand it over to the president?

Give it a try.

 

However, I suspect those names are already locked away.

#1313
2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not to be that guy, but isn't "permanently suspended" an oxymoron?

As opposed to indefinitely suspended.  Suspended means literally "in suspense".  Twitter probably avoids using words like "banned".

#1314
4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not to be that guy, but isn't "permanently suspended" an oxymoron?

There is talk of "Double-Secret" Suspension.  

#1316
6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

As opposed to indefinitely suspended.  Suspended means literally "in suspense".  Twitter probably avoids using words like "banned".

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#1317
9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Every accusation is a confession.  As usual.

This.

The response to accounts being suspended because they call for violent action and murder....is to promise violent action and murder.

We have a real-deal terrorist movement here, folks.  And here's the dirty little secret -- we've had it for years.  This is just when it finally comes to fruition.  It was ALWAYS going to end this way.

#1318
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I would suggest that using ANY media to speak ill of the lovely Markie Post should also result in a banning.

#1321

TTom and his God King now have another thing in common, beside being batshit crazy. Both got they asses banned.

#1322
I would suggest that using ANY media to speak ill of the lovely Markie Post should also result in a banning.
She's quite foxy for 70.
#1323
31 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I believe they ban any other accounts. Plus and more importantly, he loses all his followers. They would all have to find the new account and follow it. Twitter would just ban that one when they found it. It's like a Surly timeout. Don't start another account or your facing a bigger ban. 

Isn't the official POTUS account still up?  Does he ever use that one anymore?

#1324
Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Isn't the official POTUS account still up?  Does he ever use that one anymore?

Twitter already is handing that off to Biden on the 20th. He could use it but I bet they'd suspend it as well. 

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#1325
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 Both got they asses banned.

Not so fast . . . 

 

#1327

For anyone crying censorship or bemoaning this suspension of Twitter privileges - I'm looking at you Ed Snowden - the fact that yelling "FIRE!!" in a crowded theater is not free speech also means that setting a crowded theater ablaze yourself does not guarantee free speech either.

 

#1328
8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I assume he means remove the app from the store.

Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

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#1332
6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

The app was literally being used to coordinate and disseminate plans to violently attack the capital, the inauguration, and numerous elected officials.  No hyperbole, that's exactly what numerous Parler posters were doing.  It's not a bullshit move.  It's what any entity with even a FAKE conscience would do.

Want to solve that?  Don't hang out with a bunch of fucking psychopaths who call for a mass attack on the inauguration and the murder of the president elect and numerous other officials.  It's SUPER easy.  See, even a piss-poor site like Surly can pull it off - just have a simple policy of "hey, don't call for violence murder, okay?" and follow it, and you too can be on a board where you can say crude funny or unfunny shit, look at pictures your mom wouldn't approve of, etc.  So easy, even a caveman can do it!

#1333
9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

I'm sure they wont ban the apps that arent CURRENTLTY BEING USED TO PLAN AN ATTACK ON DC ON 1/20.

#1334

I wish they would have let Parler alone. I'm sure it makes it a lot easier for the FBI when those morons have an open network like that.

#1335
53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't twitter, but couldn't he just, like, make another account?

@realDotardTrump is available.

#1337

Of all the shit that could be done like impeachment, 25th amm, banning McDonalds, closing Mar a lago, outlawing fake tans, etc. this by far would piss him off more than anything.  It’s fantastic.

#1343
17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm sure they wont ban the apps that arent CURRENTLTY BEING USED TO PLAN AN ATTACK ON DC ON 1/20.

I think disabling the app is a dangerous move and is like throwing gas on a fire. It’s going to amp up the persecution complex of his followers and does nothing to cool things down. Parler their own terms of service against incitement of violence. It’s a bad look and it will piss off your regular joe conservative. It’s too broad of a net being cast 

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#1345

Some guy just called Graham a fluffer for Trump on Reid Out, the other guest busted out laughing.  Need to find video of it. 

#1346
2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I think disabling the app is a dangerous move and is like throwing gas on a fire. It’s going to amp up the persecution complex of his followers and does nothing to cool things down. Parler their own terms of service against incitement of violence. It’s a bad look and it will piss off your regular joe conservative. It’s too broad of a net being cast 

If the Apple store doesn't leave up the app where people are planning violence the people on the app might plan violence!

#1347
Wrong. It doesn’t work anymore on my iPhone. I have no problem banning Trump from Twitter. Disabling a whole app that was an alternative to Twitter is bullshit move by Apple 

No it isn’t.

Parler violates the App Store’s TOS. Apple can refuse any app they wish.
#1348
20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The app was literally being used to coordinate and disseminate plans to violently attack the capital, the inauguration, and numerous elected officials.  No hyperbole, that's exactly what numerous Parler posters were doing.  It's not a bullshit move.  It's what any entity with even a FAKE conscience would do.

Want to solve that?  Don't hang out with a bunch of fucking psychopaths who call for a mass attack on the inauguration and the murder of the president elect and numerous other officials.  It's SUPER easy.  See, even a piss-poor site like Surly can pull it off - just have a simple policy of "hey, don't call for violence murder, okay?" and follow it, and you too can be on a board where you can say crude funny or unfunny shit, look at pictures your mom wouldn't approve of, etc.  So easy, even a caveman can do it!

Well, they could send letters via the United States Postal Service....oh. 

#1349
Now, will they suspend the @potus account to keep him from hijacking it for the time being?
 


Give it to Biden early. Profit.
#1350
5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I think disabling the app is a dangerous move and is like throwing gas on a fire. It’s going to amp up the persecution complex of his followers and does nothing to cool things down. Parler their own terms of service against incitement of violence. It’s a bad look and it will piss off your regular joe conservative. It’s too broad of a net being cast 

Maybe don’t hang out with a bunch of treasonous assholes and fucking get over yourselves.

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