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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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What a fat tub of goo.

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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
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    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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Just now, DaysOff said:

What a fat tub of goo.

c'mon cardiac arrest!

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His old-age, downward slide seems to be accelerating.  Hopefully, all these investigations are taking an internal toll on him.   Come on, cardiac arrest or stroke!!!!

11 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

What's the opposite of tanned, rested, and ready? 

Pasty, lethargic, and inept? 

Sallow, slovenly, and seditious? 

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Perhaps that's doctored or someone applied a filter but I'm guessing he had some type of chemical peel or other dermatology/plastic work on his face.  Or maybe he just overexerted himself by walking from the cart to the tee box.

At the end of the day, he's an old man. Much older from when he started his run for President in '15.

It’s not doctored. I saw video of that interview on the news this morning and that’s exactly how he looked. 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

His old-age, downward slide seems to be accelerating.  Hopefully, all these investigations are taking an internal toll on him.   Come on, cardiac arrest or stroke!!!!

But Brandon fell off a bike!!1!!111

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

But Brandon fell off a bike!!1!!111

Trump’s fat ass couldn’t get on a bike. 

lol I’d pay good money to watch that orange sack of transfats and hate try to ride a bike.

18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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That actually warrants a goatse pic as a response.

12 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In discussion of trump making money as POTUS, don’t forget that he basically required that anyone meeting with him at the WH, to stay at his DC hotel. If they’re not from DC, he asked them where they were staying. It didn’t take long for everyone to learn to stay there to curry favor with him.

Remember this?   Back when I traveled for work, I always reserved a room hours away from the location. 

 

Vice President Mike Pence is facing criticism for choosing to stay at a Trump property — the Trump International Golf Links & Hotel in Doonbeg, Ireland — during an official trip to Ireland following a visit to Poland to honor the lives lost in that country during World War II. Pence has argued that staying at the hotel, which is 180 miles away from his meetings in Dublin, was the safest, easiest option, but his critics argue he is working to enrich the president while serving the American people.

 

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Hot lawyer babe!

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Hiring only the best!

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11 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Who’s the fat old lady in the MAGA hat?

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hot lawyer babe!

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Hiring only the best!

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6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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Hot lawyer babe!
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Hiring only the best!

You’re a real estate lawyer. How about you go back to your office, and we’ll call you when there’s a water leak.”
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

I honestly didn't know that no line at a bar at a golf tournament was even possible.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Incredibly insulting my butch/masc girls.

Yeah, this is perfect, because my idiot sister lives in Bellville:

 

I've even heard her talk about the guy who owns it -- he used to own another restaurant in Bellville that she likes.

On 7/29/2022 at 9:28 AM, 'stache said:

75 million people will still vote for this traitor to be president. The American experiment is over. What a sad way to go out.

On the twitter about the Presidential Seal, it's illustrative of the state of discourse and rationality in an imploding republic.

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This is the death of persuasion and debate. Not everybody was good at it or even participated, but they would recognize the absurdity above. The efforts and sacrifices and, indeed deaths on that day and beyond that day, of the Capitol Police deserve only praise. Instead, the one allegedly assailable point in a list of outrages is met with the usual: a lie and "black people."

The 75 million are beyond argument or even common empathy. Humanity is scorned. And it's all backed up by Jesus, FOX News, the GOP, and salty sailor Don Trump. They think they're actually saving the republic.

They are a Gordian Knot. That inconquerable enigma was put to the sword. 

 

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, this is perfect, because my idiot sister lives in Bellville:

 

I've even heard her talk about the guy who owns it -- he used to own another restaurant in Bellville that she likes.

Time to get busy on Yelp and make a call to the county health inspector.  Also, lol...

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22 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Fuck you, @Kyrie Eleison, you just ruined bacon for us.

On 7/19/2022 at 11:52 PM, RomaVicta said:

Garland should be fired. He's either compromised or incompetent.

I haven't opined about him before because I don't believe I can discern what's going on in the DOJ. The republic was attacked by the president of the United States. It was a raw power move where the Capitol was violated and leaders of state were hunted.

Ooey, ooey, I don't want to seem political is tragically misguided and a crime of omission tantamount to the treasonous activities in question. This gives traitors another shot at office.

Replace Garland with Adam Schiff. Right fucking now.

Ooey, ooey, they'll call it a witch hunt!

I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. Take your fantasy about what is happening to your retirement home and write a book nobody cares about, Garland. Fuck off. 

 

This didn't age well. I couldn't be happier about it. 

20 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol I’d pay good money to watch that orange sack of transfats and hate try to ride a bike.

You are just jealous Melania gets to tap that Trump ass at will, aren’t you? 😜

39 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

On the twitter about the Presidential Seal, it's illustrative of the state of discourse and rationality in an imploding republic.

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This is the death of persuasion and debate. Not everybody was good at it or even participated, but they would recognize the absurdity above. The efforts and sacrifices and, indeed deaths on that day and beyond that day, of the Capitol Police deserve only praise. Instead, the one allegedly assailable point in a list of outrages is met with the usual: a lie and "black people."

The 75 million are beyond argument or even common empathy. Humanity is scorned. And it's all backed up by Jesus, FOX News, the GOP, and salty sailor Don Trump. They think they're actually saving the republic.

They are a Gordian Knot. That inconquerable enigma was put to the sword. 

 

Typical @Poe It Up and @Johnny Sack discourse.

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Fucking perfect. Exactly how I would expect it to  be. Trump wouldn't spend 5 seconds with these hayseeds, and yet they devote their life to him. 

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Now that it's out there, Trump's "real estate" lawyer will be coming for his cut.  Soon.

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4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Now that it's out there, Trump's "real estate" lawyer will be coming for his cut.  Soon.

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58 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Typical @Poe It Up and @Johnny Sack discourse.

To be fair to the insurrectionists, BLM had months to practice their violence against police officers. 

3 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

To be fair to the insurrectionists, BLM had months to practice their violence against police officers. 

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24 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Now that it's out there, Trump's "real estate" lawyer will be coming for his cut.  Soon.

And the owner will proudly give it over to him. Might even go into bankruptcy to make sure his der burger fuhrer is paid. 

52 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Fucking perfect. Exactly how I would expect it to  be. Trump wouldn't spend 5 seconds with these hayseeds, and yet they devote their life to him. 

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, this is perfect, because my idiot sister lives in Bellville:

 

I've even heard her talk about the guy who owns it -- he used to own another restaurant in Bellville that she likes.

Hope a grease fire turns it into smoldering ash.

Richard Branson is looking old.

41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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He ain't president now, BTW

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14 hours ago, F250 said:

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32 minutes ago, F250 said:

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Negged for desecrating a classic. 

I assume there’s a tax break involved in this. What a weird motherfucker. 

 

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