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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Also this.

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Even the cartoon teaser leaves Eric out.  Poor bastard. 

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn, this is a great day.  Even if nothing comes of it I'm happy they're turning this POS place upside down as we speak.  Oh...and they broke into his safe!?  That's how a raid works you fat fuck.  

Biden should interrupt all broadcasts to show the pee tape

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17 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

FORMER president, chucklefuck...

 

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MAGAts seem to be unaware of this. 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

 

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I got boxes of Pepe Silvia

I want to believe. But can he be so stupid that he didn’t already destroy everything? Don’t answer that. 

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Roidgino is pissed on Fox…. “ this is third world bullshit!”  LOL.  
 

Something called Buck Sexton called the Left a machine, feelings are hurt on the trump news channel. 

Full meltdown mode over on far right media

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“What’s the difference between this and Watergate…”

I seriously, I just cannot, I mean seriously, a former president just asked this question, and 65 million people are nodding their heads in agreement. We are literally too stupid to exist as a country. Either break up into 50 states or let’s go realignment between Canada and Mexico and the left overs can be third world CUSA countries.

48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

“Open up! We have a warrant to search the premises for tacky decor and elderly people eating mediocre food in a depressing banquet room.”

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

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"Okay, but has the FBI raided Hunter Biden's laptop yet?"

-- Fox News, probably

While he is obviously a dumb motherfucker, he's always been good at the mafia part.  No way he left evidence of anything.  No way anything comes of this.

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I am at my parents house and they are Fox news junkies.  The meltdown is epic and it's all I can do not to smile as it happens.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

While he is obviously a dumb motherfucker, he's always been good at the mafia part.  No way he left evidence of anything.  No way anything comes of this.

Yeah this is as good as it gets for us.

 

Guarantee he drops this in the 2024 debates "The FBI checked me out and found nothing" as he wins the election.

I know these people are idiots but who holds on to incriminating evidence?

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I know these people are idiots but who holds on to incriminating evidence?

The same people who surround themselves with lawyers who tell them they can legally overturn a free and fair election. They are not smart. But yeah, I assume it's not just documents they're looking for, and if they aren't there, evidence of where they might be can be determined or can offer leads to continue tracking down everything illegal this mafia wannabe has committed.

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27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz

 

Or, alternatively.....he could, ummm, not commit crimes.  Yeah...that would be great, if he could do that.

If you had been cooperating, Donald, why were the 15 boxes of Presidential Records not returned a year ago when we first learned of them?

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

While he is obviously a dumb motherfucker, he's always been good at the mafia part.  No way he left evidence of anything.  No way anything comes of this.

While I'm firmly on the ledge, I can't imagine the FBI, with a trump appointed director, and a federal judge, signed off on something this politically sensitive unless they knew they had the goods.  I'm not saying this goes anywhere.  I firmly expect the GQP to "win" back the House and stop funding the DOJ or something like that.  But I bet the search turned up evidence of crimes.

If they don’t charge him with something this might be the stupidest move in the history of politics.

The Jan 6 committee waited until June to try to get text messages from the Secret Service, the FBI waits over a year to search for these boxes.  It's a miracle we ever convict anyone.

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

If they don’t charge him with something this might be the stupidest move in the history of politics.

What’s political? The FBI investigates crimes. This has nothing to do with politics.

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

If they don’t charge him with something this might be the stupidest move in the history of politics.

I really don't want to rep you, but this is 100% correct.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

What’s political? The FBI investigates crimes. This has nothing to do with politics.

My lord.

Your head is that far up your ass?

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

If they don’t charge him with something this might be the stupidest move in the history of politics.

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really don't want to rep you, but this is 100% correct.

me either but

 

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32 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I want to believe. But can he be so stupid that he didn’t already destroy everything? Don’t answer that. 

He may have taken shit he could use against other people or to make money. I hope it's kompromat on the RINOs and other disloyal GOPs.

He seems to have some idea about not having anything around to incriminate himself.

Just now, Incredulity said:

My lord.

Your head is that far up your ass?

Yes it’s my head that’s up my ass. 
Who’s ass is your head up? 

Tell us what’s political?

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

If they don’t charge him with something this might be the stupidest move in the history of politics.

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4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

What’s political? The FBI investigates crimes. This has nothing to do with politics.

Yeah, because that's what will change peoples' minds. He can be charged, convicted, with indisputable video evidence of literally every crime he's committed, and you and your friends will still say "witchhunt!" and call him a political prisoner. He'll probably get 60 million write in votes for 2024 while rotting in his cell. 

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7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Yeah, because that's what will change peoples' minds. He can be charged, convicted, with indisputable video evidence of literally every crime he's committed, and you and your friends will still say "witchhunt!" and call him a political prisoner. He'll probably get 60 million write in votes for 2024. 

In not sure what that has to do with what I said but ok.

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Yes it’s my head that’s up my ass. 
Who’s ass is your head up? 

Tell us what’s political?

WhATs PoLITicAL aBOUt RaID fORmer PrESIDEnT HOusE?


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My Trumper pseudo-friend is apoplectic right now texting me predictable nonsense about how Hillary and Hunter were never investigated (false) and we're a third world country now etc.

Just blows my mind seeing a highly educated person like this guy, who I've always known to be reasonable when discussing everything other than politics, loses his mind over an obvious criminal like trump being treated like one. I want to set him on fire (figuratively and maybe literally) but have to be cordial because he's a family friend. 

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