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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, me neither...

We're talking about just CNN, not CNN Headline News, too, right?

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Or what, you redneck Midnight-Oil-looking pussy?

 

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, me neither...

We're talking about just CNN, not CNN Headline News, too, right?

CNN+?

Yeah, me neither...
We're talking about just CNN, not CNN Headline News, too, right?

Back OFF from Robin Meade, man. I’m not gonna tell you twice.
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Calls for sedition. Of course 

How long until Ken Paxton says Texas is suing the FBI and Briscoe Cain hops on a plane for Fort Lauderdale?

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I hope he kept his burner phones with the call and text logs from Dec 2020-Jan 2021

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Don’t put it past a dem appointment to Charlie Brown this one but I’ll admit I’m thinking he’s toast. Will probably be after the mid terms before an indictment drops but it’s coming and I don’t think the headline will be about documents he failed to turn over to the archives. I think today was grab him on this sure fire criminal act and see what they get to support the big one which is under investigation and coming to a close. Grand jury is still hearing testimony on the Jan 6th case so FAFO.


perhaps you don’t know, but he can declassify anything, whenever he wants 

 

per Fox News 

This was just some True Patriots taking a tour of TFG home.

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Yeah, that’s not how it works. What an idiot.

Lulz.  Fucking hell.

That fucking dilweed actually has a law degree.

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Unsurprising...



Completely unhinged
5 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

If it’s lame ass document handling crimes I’m going to be very put out. 

Al Capone went to the jug for tax evasion, not murder. 

IMHO, TFG will be shoveling cow shit on a Georgia prison farm before the federales charge him.  

Out of kindness, I suppose. 

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Al Capone went to the jug for tax evasion, not murder. 
IMHO, TFG will be shoveling cow shit on a Georgia prison farm before the federales charge him.  

True. But that was a long fucking time ago. If Trump goes down, he needs to go down on a “sexier” charge than mishandling govt documents.
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

perhaps you don’t know, but he can declassify anything, whenever he wants 

per Fox News 

That’s true while he’s in office. Is it still true after his term is over and he’s just a citizen?

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True. But that was a long fucking time ago. If Trump goes down, he needs to go down on a “sexier” charge than mishandling govt documents.

Mortgage fraud, it's the headshot.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That’s true while he’s in office. Is it still true after his term is over and he’s just a citizen?

No, the office of the president holds that power not some retired stable genius.

I hope somewhere in the process of this being planned somebody made sure to say this.

If it’s lame ass document handling crimes I’m going to be very put out. 

This had better work
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FBI moved on Trump like a bitch. 

When you are the FBI, they let you do it.

6 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

No, the office of the president holds that power not some retired stable genius.

I assumed that was the case. 

FEDS: "Knock, knock!"

DONALD: "Who's there?"

FEDS: "Ivana!"

DONALD: "Ivana who?"

FEDS: "Ivana get all your incriminating evidence, asshole!"

Twitter really should send trump a muffin basket 

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4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

Does that mean we’ll get to stop sending Social Security checks to Arizona residents?

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does that mean we’ll get to stop sending Social Security checks to Arizona residents?

Yup.  I hope AZ fucks around and finds out.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Calls for sedition. Of course 

 

Greg Abbott would have never let federal agents into the State of Texas to arrest Emperor Trump, because Greg Abbott is all about strong borders.

This thread today

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18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Greg Abbott would have never let federal agents into the State of Texas to arrest Emperor Trump, because Greg Abbott is all about strong borders.

So true. I remember how he vanquished Jade Helm.

37 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

you know, trump lost arizona because the rez vote absolutely crushed him. hopefully kari pulls the same love from the rez 

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If it’s lame ass document handling crimes I’m going to be very put out. 

IDGAF.

Whatever it takes to hold him accountable for something. If it’s “lame ass”, who cares?

It doesn’t have to be sexy and exciting.

Al Capone went down for tax evasion.
2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

This is almost as good as texags after we land a 5* recruit.

 

 


It makes me wonder what Scott Adams, who has a net worth of 50 million dollars, is prepared to do if his government does not explain itself.

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I guarantee you the combination to his safe was 1-2-3-4-5

That’s amazing I have the same combination on my luggage.

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trumpers - joe biden is an old, senile, dementia-riddled fool who wears an ear-piece and has no idea where he is but he’s also a strategic mastermind who has galvanized the deep state and weaponized his justice department to retaliate against his political enemies and must be stopped before he single-handedly wrecks the greatest country of all time. 

pick a lane, you listless salad forks. 

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

My statement was in response to, “this is just good old ordinary, everyday law enforcement”.

no, it’s not.  It’s unprecedented and by very definition political.

For the 1000th time.  If they have the goods on Trump, fucking take him.  He is a narcissistic buffoon.

Have you never heard of a thing called "due process?" If they just "took him," they'd be guilty of what the Trumpers accuse them of; a politicized sham.

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5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

no, it’s not.  It’s unprecedented and by very definition political.

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