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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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25 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No fucking taste.

Grimy. Little. Pimp.

It's such a self-parody, like the guy in the opulence, I has it commercial.

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Grimy. Little. Pimp.

It's such a self-parody, like the guy in the opulence, I has it commercial.

Those were so good until they overdid it

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Grimy. Little. Pimp.

It's such a self-parody, like the guy in the opulence, I has it commercial.

I tend to think of him as a pale reflection of Henry VIII (in Trump's mind of course), except Henry's Navy was far far superior to Trump Boats.

11 hours ago, tchookem said:
11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
I shit y'all not:  I'm watching the Angels (yeah, they fucking suck but Shohei's on the mound tonight), and about 2 minutes after I responded to this post, a cartoon commercial for "Venus" razors came on my TV, with some animated chick rapping about how it's cool to shave or not shave your bush

I do enjoy the commercial with the lady in the shower... in bra and panties... shaving her panty line.

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12 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

you don’t get it.

Here's the thing. Maybe turning a small portion of your base into angry, violent or crying bitches is good for fundraising. Maybe it's not sustainable. But Newton's Third Law of Motion is a real thing and when it comes to outright support for fascism the opposite reaction seems like a strong negative hit to the GQP's need to win elections. They have over-reached. They got their asses kicked in a Kansas abortion vote and again last night in 2 special elections. If you, however, "got it" I'm sure you'd have explained it.

 

27 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

That and because they will get arrested, fucked up, or both.

Why do you think the Oakley wearing, roided up, trumpy local cops are going to arrest any of these white nationalist fucksticks who they agree with?

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That is Letitia James, correct? Oh that is not going to trouble him at all, at all. An intelligent African-American female attorney who has called him on the carpet to face consequences.....

very glad he has no twitter....

“She’s racist!”

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“In New York City tonight. Seeing racist N.Y.S. Attorney General tomorrow, for a continuation of the greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. history!” Trump wrote beforehand on Truth Social, invoking his oft-repeated claims about James, who is Black, and the investigation.

“My great company, and myself, are being attacked from all sides,”Trump wrote beforehand on Truth Social, the social media platform he founded. “Banana Republic!”

 

 

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4 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

“She’s racist!”

“In New York City tonight. Seeing racist N.Y.S. Attorney General tomorrow, for a continuation of the greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. history!” Trump wrote beforehand on Truth Social, invoking his oft-repeated claims about James, who is Black, and the investigation.

“My great company, and myself, are being attacked from all sides,”Trump wrote beforehand on Truth Social, the social media platform he founded. “Banana Republic!”

He is such a fucking titty baby.

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

If you, however, "got it" I'm sure you'd have explained it.

You seem to think things like 'facts' and 'truth' matter at all. They don't. You need to recognize that we live in a post-truth world. What that means is there is no shared reality.

The idea that a court of law would present facts and that the evidence would be so damning that it would convince the right to see the truth assumes that there is a notion of 'truth'. There isn't, we've moved past that quaint idea.

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

You like our current state of radicalization with no counter measure available better? Once they start acting, counter-measures can be taken for real. 

walk me through your counter-measures...

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You seem to think things like 'facts' and 'truth' matter at all. They don't. You need to recognize that we live in a post-truth world. What that means is there is no shared reality.

The idea that a court of law would present facts and that the evidence would be so damning that it would convince the right to see the truth assumes that there is a notion of 'truth'. There isn't, we've moved past that quaint idea.

walk me through your counter-measures...

Similar to Jan 6 crowd. Jail, death by cop, public rebuke, significant personal financial loss, ruination of ones life. 

You know the stuff that comes alongside being an unwelcome member of society. 

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

You like our current state of radicalization with no counter measure available better? Once they start acting, counter-measures can be taken for real. 

I recall something happened on January 6th.  

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10 hours ago, chainsaw said:

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I know there’s a photo album thread somewhere, but beyond the disgusting actions it took for Trump to be able to take this photo that day…him holding the Bible in a staged, awkward way with a scowl on his face really seems to sum up his exploitative personality in general.  
 

Now contrast that with this Souza photo, taken off the cuff in the Oval Office. 
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When I think of who I want leading my country, I value character and accessibility…not tear gassing protestors to pave the way to a church.

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

Similar to Jan 6 crowd. Jail, death by cop, public rebuke, significant personal financial loss, ruination of ones life. 

You know the stuff that comes alongside being an unwelcome member of society. 

Martyrdom. You’re describing martyrdom. 

Martyrs usually die defending something worthwhile and/or honorable.  trump supporters are neither.

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

Martyrs usually die defending something worthwhile and/or honorable.  trump supporters are neither.

something you think is honorable/worthwhile? or they think is honorable/worthwhile?

26 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He is such a fucking titty baby.

 

Indeed.  I notice the right has also decided to take and use the phrase "Banana Republic."  With the usual complete lack of self awareness. The accusation/confession meme here.

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57 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

What makes you think that would disgust the fatties of the world?  I imagine they’re all in.

I’ve been anti trump since his fat ass was elected. Literally destroyed the GOP party for decades, if not forever. Literally the moment our country began to die. 

Just now, fattyflattie said:

I’ve been anti trump since his fat ass was elected. Literally destroyed the GOP party for decades, if not forever. Literally the moment our country began to die. 

Yeah, but you may be able to get your boat.  Which is more important than the death of our country.

 

4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

something you think is honorable/worthwhile? or they think is honorable/worthwhile?

I know trump is dishonorable and worthless, apparently you do not.

 

And I have a job to go to.  Bye

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30 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Why do you think the Oakley wearing, roided up, trumpy local cops are going to arrest any of these white nationalist fucksticks who they agree with?

Same reason they have bar fights with each other.

47 minutes ago, immamac said:

You like our current state of radicalization with no counter measure available better? Once they start acting, counter-measures can be taken for real. 

Right. If They would start shooting Us so that We have an excuse to start shooting Them, then maybe we could prevent a civil war after all.

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4 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Certainly looks that way.

 

 

That's what the mob does

12 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Yeah, but you may be able to get your boat.  Which is more important than the death of our country.

 

Third boat, sir. 

33 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You seem to think things like 'facts' and 'truth' matter at all. They don't. You need to recognize that we live in a post-truth world. What that means is there is no shared reality.

The idea that a court of law would present facts and that the evidence would be so damning that it would convince the right to see the truth assumes that there is a notion of 'truth'. There isn't, we've moved past that quaint idea.

walk me through your counter-measures...

I said the opposite of what you ascribe. What I said was, the extreme-right's fascist eco-system does not seem like the recipe you want when it comes to winning elections. They've walled off their supporters from reality and they're making lots of money off the dumbfucks, but winning some elections they used to be able to count on is going to be a problem. (There's also the problems they're going to have when they continue to lose national popular votes by many millions but that's a different story).

Just now, Chopper said:

I said the opposite of what you ascribe. What I said was, the extreme-right's fascist eco-system does not seem like the recipe you want when it comes to winning elections. They've walled off their supporters from reality and they're making lots of money off the dumbfucks, but winning some elections they used to be able to count on is going to be a problem. (There's also the problems they're going to have when they continue to lose national popular votes by many millions but that's a different story).

The suburbs that were reliable for Dubya aren't so reliable anymore. It's hard to be fully MAGA when you depend on the normal people who surround you.

"Those videos that show Trump condemning people for taking the 5th were doctored by Hunter Biden using his infamous laptop and stored on Hillary's illegal server until they could be used to defame our rightful current president!"

-- Fox News tonight

"Those libtard Communist fucking bastards!"

-- The heavily armed 40% of our country watching Fox News tonight

 

Didn’t answer a single question and invoked the fifth? How is that not bad faith?

For example, depositions have tons of boring questions like “what’s your business address- what’s your role at the company” Answering those questions in no way incriminates him as to anything. Ballsy- especially after the contempt order in that case. I’d move for sanctions and a new deposition

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Didn’t answer a single question and invoked the fifth? How is that not bad faith?

Shit even Mark Fuhrman answered a question when he was recalled. I mean the question was “is it your intention to assert your fifth amendment privilege with regards to any question I may ask you?” But still, he answered it.

 

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

For example, depositions have tons of boring questions like “what’s your business address- what’s your role at the company” Answering those questions in no way incriminates him as to anything.

It could, if the answers are something like “Mar-a-Lago. Director of Sales of Highly Classified Documents.”

35 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Martyrdom. You’re describing martyrdom. 

So?

How much harm to my country am I to accept in order to avoid whatever consequences there are in creating martyrs?

How close do we allow Ashli Babbitt to get to the vice president? What if lethal force had been the only way to stop the Proud Boys raiding the Capitol?

If there is violence commited by Trumpists, I'm not the least concerned by the political/PR implications of the police or Army turning them into red mush martyrs.

I don't prefer the use of violence, but when it's called for, I'm not shy about thorough application of it.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, apparently Trump is giving his deposition to the NY AG today.  I'm kind of digging that he's probably agitated af.

I'm digging all of this.  While Trump is a veteran of civil cases, many or most of which he initiated, I'm relatively certain he's never been under the gun like this before.  His insecurity and ego have to be absolutely wilding out about now.

I would loooooooooove to be one of the lawyers deposing him.  

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

"Those videos that show Trump condemning people for taking the 5th were doctored by Hunter Biden using his infamous laptop and stored on Hillary's illegal server until they could be used to defame our rightful current president!"

-- Fox News tonight

"Those libtard Communist fucking bastards!"

-- The heavily armed 40% of our country watching Fox News tonight

 

I think it's actually a simpler pivot than that.  

"Yeah, but this is different because the deep state is after trump!  He has to take the 5th because WITCH HUNT!!!!!"

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I would loooooooooove to be one of the lawyers deposing him.  

Would you call him fat boy and tell him to shut up?

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Saw this pic of his living room.
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He’s just like us!

So you walk down some fancy stairs into the back of a couch? Am I taking crazy pills here?
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think it's actually a simpler pivot than that.  

"Yeah, but this is different because the deep state is after trump!  He has to take the 5th because WITCH HUNT!!!!!"

Correct. They're argument- and fact-proof. They are irony-deaf demon fighters who want to be doing the witch hunting themselves.

I.W.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would you call him fat boy and tell him to shut up?

I would ask him a series of questions where I know he’s going to assert the fifth, then immediately say “theguiltymansaysfifth?” a la 

 

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Correct. They're argument- and fact-proof. They are irony-deaf demon fighters who want to be doing the witch hunting themselves.

I.W.

I actually get it.  It makes sense if you want to ignore reality.  They can make up anything in their brains that will exonerate him because he is their cult leader.  Anything he does that would normally be seen as "wrong" or "guilty" or whatever can be explained away because IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY AGAINST HIM!

1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:


So you walk down some fancy stairs into the back of a couch? Am I taking crazy pills here?

They had to make room for the giant pool table in the middle of the furniture which disallows both comfortable conversation and playing pool because of similarly tight space.

I'm assuming off screen a tiger sleeps in an undersized cage beneath an enormous gold-framed painting of newly arrived Africans in chains being auctioned off to pasty white men in expensive clothes.

6 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


So you walk down some fancy stairs into the back of a couch? Am I taking crazy pills here?

You also play billards with that couch and a lamp table 2 feet away  just like the pros!

9 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


So you walk down some fancy stairs into the back of a couch? Am I taking crazy pills here?

couch looks familiar.

 

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54 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I’ve been anti trump since his fat ass was elected. Literally destroyed the GOP party for decades, if not forever. Literally the moment our country began to die. 

And yet, you continue to vote for the party that is 100% beholden to him.  You are, in a lot of ways, WORSE than those in the cult because you fucking know better.

Of course he fucking took the Fifth.  He is fucking guilty of so much.  This Civil Case just got really interesting.

15 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


So you walk down some fancy stairs into the back of a couch? Am I taking crazy pills here?

Not a staircase in the true sense, it's just an Instagram photo op overlooking the AC units on the neighboring building.

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And yet, you continue to vote for the party that is 100% beholden to him.  You are, in a lot of ways, WORSE than those in the cult because you fucking know better.

He knows exactly what Trump is, he knows the GOP is 100% devoted to promoting/protecting Trump, and he will continue to vote for GOP across the board. He's basically full of shit and pretending to be something he's not. Eventually the double life will get to him, and he will come out of the Texags closet and be with his own. But thats a difficult decision, and it can take some time. 

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