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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

something you think is honorable/worthwhile? or they think is honorable/worthwhile?

Dude.  Enough with the low effort "just asking questions" shit.  You're in a room with adults.  Step up your game.

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I think it's actually a simpler pivot than that.  
"Yeah, but this is different because the deep state is after trump!  He has to take the 5th because WITCH HUNT!!!!!"

“I once asked, ‘If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?’ Now I know the answer to that question,” the statement said. “When your family, your company, and all the people in your orbit have become the targets of an unfounded politically motivated Witch Hunt supported by lawyers, prosecutors and the Fake News Media, you have no choice.”
Bingo!
1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

Certainly looks that way.

 

 

That's big for any civil suits. The jury is allowed to draw adverse inferences from it. 

19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

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I love that Trump is blaming Biden for us leaving Afghanistan. That's just perfect.  

22 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I feel like I heard that same speech at his swearing in as President. His voice just eats on you. 

He quickly pivoted to the new talking point — that the FBI went there to plant evidence lol

29 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Going with the ol' everything is shit and only I can solve it routine again, huh?

Well, it worked for him once. 

16 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That's big for any civil suits. The jury is allowed to draw adverse inferences from it. 

That seems like something Trump needs to get in front of SCOTUS pronto.

 
Indeed.  I notice the right has also decided to take and use the phrase "Banana Republic."  With the usual complete lack of self awareness. The accusation/confession meme here.

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6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Going with the ol' everything is shit and only I can solve it routine again, huh?

Well, it worked for him once. 

And half the country is going to pull the lever for him again because they are too stupid to realize he is a con man.  

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Yup. Someone in MAL snitched. 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Yup. Someone in MAL snitched. 

The part of that article that indicated the FBI hoped this would be a low key event was laughable. Nobody believed that. This was always going to be the reaction to a search warrant executed on Trump. 

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Yup. Someone in MAL snitched. 

What are the chances someone in the USSS was disgusted by the missing texts and top cover for Trump and decided to expose shit at MAL in an effort to clean their own house?

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

The part of that article that indicated the FBI hoped this would be a low key event was laughable. Nobody believed that. This was always going to be the reaction to a search warrant executed on Trump. 

I agree. These was no "low key" option. With Trump away, they didn't have to face his resistance which might have included bodily standing in their way with cameras rolling.

I see speculation that the snitch was someone at MAL. I wonder if Putin already has everything he wants (that would be everything, I suppose) and is tossing Trump aside like used condom to let him serve out his last value as an enemy of the republic. I'd say a former president accused of espionage would be a nice frosting on the shit cake Russia is forcing us to eat.

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National Review, of all things, calling bullshit on the GQP strategy of saying this is unprecedented.  A blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

 

 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

You like our current state of radicalization with no counter measure available better? Once they start acting, counter-measures can be taken for real. 

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24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Just as the current President starts making some real progress, an unnamed informant triggers a chain of events that results in the previous President (secretly a Russian asset) becoming political Jesus -- crucified at the cross and killed for the sins of the poor, uneducated masses?  The catalyst being an FBI raid signed off on by a federal judge and head of the FBI appointed by the previous President?  A raid that did not rise up to the attention of the current President before hand?  A raid that every tentacle of the former President's political party (except the black guy) was ready to instantaneously pounce upon with fiery sermons about the previous President's persecution and the impending political apocalypse?

This new season of "The Americans" is fucking lit, man!

58 minutes ago, TexPx said:


“I once asked, ‘If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?’ Now I know the answer to that question,” the statement said. “When your family, your company, and all the people in your orbit have become the targets of an unfounded politically motivated Witch Hunt supported by lawyers, prosecutors and the Fake News Media, you have no choice.”
Bingo!

Then again, if you didn't do anything wrong, and intend to tell the truth, why wouldn't you welcome the opportunity to set the record straight?  Donald? 

Holy fuck, please save yourself from raising your blood pressure. DO NOT WATCH that totalitarian propaganda piece of shit video. My gawd, we are beyond fucked if half the country believes that stupid mind fucking shit. There is no question in my mind that he’s a fucking Russian spy. Those are some dangerous fucking videos full of fucking lies. Be ready to fight for this nation (or leave), but shit will not be pretty as soon as he’s convicted and not allowed to run in 2024.

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34 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Yup. Someone in MAL snitched. 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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So much going on here. Don Jr looks like he has diarrhea. Jared beelining over like "hey guys, I'm still in the family! Remember? It's me, Jared!"

50 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

He quickly pivoted to the new talking point — that the FBI went there to plant evidence lol

 

This is going to lead to a Orange Lives Matter rally 

Just now, tokamak said:

So much going on here. Don Jr looks like he has diarrhea. Jared beelining over like "hey guys, I'm still in the family! Remember? It's me, Jared!"

Jared wanted that kiss from Daddy. 

I’d say it was Fredo, but that only narrows it down to everyone.

If I had to pick a snitch, that would provide maximum hilarity, I'd go with Ivanka followed by Melania.   Ivana would be great too, especially if it was a day or 2 before her passing.   

18 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Holy fuck, please save yourself from raising your blood pressure. DO NOT WATCH that totalitarian propaganda piece of shit video. My gawd, we are beyond fucked if half the country believes that stupid mind fucking shit. There is no question in my mind that he’s a fucking Russian spy. Those are some dangerous fucking videos full of fucking lies. Be ready to fight for this nation (or leave), but shit will not be pretty as soon as he’s convicted and not allowed to run in 2024.

Eh, I just watched it because of this post. It was so stupid it was laughable. It's sad that so many old people buy his bullshit but he doesn't have enough young support to be a serious threat when he's convicted. 

13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

If I had to pick a snitch, that would provide maximum hilarity, I'd go with Ivanka followed by Melania.   Ivana would be great too, especially if it was a day or 2 before her passing.   

I pick Tiffany because she went to law school.  She ain't no dummy.

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

I love that Trump is blaming Biden for us leaving Afghanistan. That's just perfect.  

Important for people to call out Trump that he tried to have us quickly run out of Afghanistan in his last months. He ordered the Pentagon to do so but after they pushed back on the feasibility to the order, Trump lost interest.

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I pick Tiffany because she went to law school.  She ain't no dummy.

Clearly you’ve never met any Surly lawyers.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Important for people to call out Trump that he tried to have us quickly run out of Afghanistan in his last months. He ordered the Pentagon to do so but after they pushed back on the feasibility to the order, Trump lost interest.

It is important for people to point out that Biden was only executing the Trump's agreement. He is the one that had us pull out of Afghanistan. And he is the one that didn't plan for the thing he agreed to do, leaving a new administration little time put together an actual plan.  

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I pick Tiffany because she went to law school.  She ain't no dummy.

If I've learned anything on these boards, it's that plenty of dummies went to law school 

4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It is important for people to point out that Biden was only executing the Trump's agreement. He is the one that had us pull out of Afghanistan. And he is the one that didn't plan for the thing he agreed to do, leaving a new administration little time put together an actual plan.  

The Trump Withdrawal

The Trump Pandemic

The Trump Inflation Crisis

 

Give the man the credit he deserves! 

38 minutes ago, tokamak said:

So much going on here. Don Jr looks like he has diarrhea. Jared beelining over like "hey guys, I'm still in the family! Remember? It's me, Jared!"

He was probably most of the way through an 8 ball by that point in the night, so yea...he definitely had to shit. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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On Monday at about 10 a.m. EST, two dozen FBI agents and technicians showed up at Donald Trump's Florida home to execute a search warrant to obtain any government-owned documents that might be in the possession of Trump but are required to be delivered to the Archives under the provisions of the 1978 Presidential Records Act. (In response to the Hillary Clinton email scandal, Trump himself signed a law in 2018 that made it a felony to remove and retain classified documents.)

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1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

That's big for any civil suits. The jury is allowed to draw adverse inferences from it. 

But there has to be an actual question asked.  The Q and A can be shown to the jury. If the depo only lasted an hour they probably didn't cover much ground. 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Then again, if you didn't do anything wrong, and intend to tell the truth, why wouldn't you welcome the opportunity to set the record straight?  Donald? 

 

if you follow the officer's orders, you have no worries !

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

"When the (Ex) President does it, it's not illegal."

50 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I pick Tiffany because she went to law school.  She ain't no dummy.

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51 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Clearly you’ve never met any Surly lawyers.

 

clearly he has !

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