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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

my question still is how did these documents end up leaving the White House at all?  Snuck out?  

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One doc at a time…

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2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Hey hey hey listen heyhey 

we’ve all been there

I'm very lucky social media wasn't a thing yet during the height of my cocaine fueled escapades.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Well..

edit: Shit, double post/buffer shit.

yep. it's a cult.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

Buy corn. Eat corn.

What do you have against Surly posters who are just want to make an easy grifting honest living?

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:


If by okay, she means “on a shitload of cocaine”, then Jr is tip-top.

cocaine.

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1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

If humans are so easy to brainwash then what really is the hope for the future?

Almost every hardcore maga I know says the exact same message. Like almost word for word. There is no reasoning and no middle ground. It’s maddening how many formerly sane people are in this state.

Here's the next talking point that's gaining a little traction.  Will be curious when Tucker runs with it.  Because I guess they think they can take the United States with them when they die, and that the whole Second Coming thing was about waiting 2,000 years for the USA to come around.

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Have no fear, Junior is hear to explain!

 

I love Jo:

 

lol like i am gonna watch 2.5 min of that. it’s not even some 22 year old blondo. 

Here's the next talking point that's gaining a little traction.  Will be curious when Tucker runs with it.  Because I guess they think they can take the United States with them when they die, and that the whole Second Coming thing was about waiting 2,000 years for the USA to come around.
 

God created America for a reason. When he sent Jesus down in 1946, he didn’t send him to Wall Street, he sent him to Main Street. He didn’t say Black Lives Matter, he said only those who live on this street are worthy. And now we are seeing the libs trying to drown him in the blood of satan. Let’s not forget, that on the day of destruction he said, “now I have the tallest building”, we must rejoice in the fact that our savior prevailed. We the evilness tried to take from him, he said “no, they are mine”. Let’s praise his name and thank god for his gift to us.
5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

lol like i am gonna watch 2.5 min of that. it’s not even some 22 year old blondo. 

I made it 1:20 because I walked away from the computer after I pressed play.  He sounds more and more like a coked up Gilbert Gottfried.

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


God created America for a reason. When he sent Jesus down in 1946, he didn’t send him to Wall Street, he sent him to Main Street. He didn’t say Black Lives Matter, he said only those who live on this street are worthy. And now we are seeing the libs trying to drown him in the blood of satan. Let’s not forget, that on the day of destruction he said, “now I have the tallest building”, we must rejoice in the fact that our savior prevailed. We the evilness tried to take from him, he said “no, they are mine”. Let’s praise his name and thank god for his gift to us.

These assholes are just creating their own religion by bastardizing the name and meaning of the current religion. All the while showing exactly why religion is fucking stupid. There's so many points in history (protestant reformation, church of England, et al) where fucks just decide to branch off and create their own bullshit. 

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

lol like i am gonna watch 2.5 min of that. it’s not even some 22 year old blondo. 

It’s like if someone asks you, “You want to smell something gross?”

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Well..

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This woman looks like the Gatekeeper…..

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s like if someone asks you, “You want to smell something gross?”

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13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Have no fear, Junior is hear to explain!

 

 

2 hours ago, Bojack said:

I made it 1:20 because I walked away from the computer after I pressed play.  He sounds more and more like a coked up Gilbert Gottfried.

The motherfucker sounds like a fucking Muppet.

Why do all these fucking conservative alphas have the most nasally intoned, whiny, amorphous voices?

It's like they all skipped actual puberty... Including their orange god

Going on twitter now is like Call of Duty in an endless Nazi wave. The more you shoot the more keep coming. It’s maddening…

I wish this simulation would fucking reboot.

3 minutes ago, SKJ said:

 

The motherfucker sounds like a fucking Muppet.

Why do all these fucking conservative alphas have the most nasally intoned, whiny, amorphous voices?

It's like they all skipped actual puberty... Including their orange god

Any true "alpha" (ugh) isn't uploading political rants to twitter.

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

i've been banging this drum forever.  partially because it is something 80% of this board could relate to.  imagine having the president call you up and want your services in your field.  then: omg, i have the most braggable anecdote ever.  now: i guess someone noticed my big tits?

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10 hours ago, C-Man said:

I love Jo:

 

Lets take a look at what Jr was doing before he decided to record this twitter rant? 

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8 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i've been banging this drum forever.  partially because it is something 80% of this board could relate to.  imagine having the president call you up and want your services in your field.  then: omg, i have the most braggable anecdote ever.  now: i guess someone noticed my big tits?

80% of this board can still relate to having their own big tits noticed, just not in a flattering way

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19 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

I hope for her sake she's holding that sign in San Francisco. 

37 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i've been banging this drum forever.  partially because it is something 80% of this board could relate to.  imagine having the president call you up and want your services in your field.  then: omg, i have the most braggable anecdote ever.  now: i guess someone noticed my big tits?

So if you're a lawyer, can you claim your boob job as a business expense when you do your taxes now?

16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Same time as Giuliani? She could get revenge by farting on him.

[Aw hell. Not Georgia. She still needs to find Giuliani, and fart on him.]

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56 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

If you step back and realize the truth of this.....it's amazing.  I mean, I'm a fighting lawyer, it would be AMAZING to represent the President of the United States in most any capacity.  And I can say that about literally every president in my lifetime, regardless of party -- Obama, all the way back to Ford.  If the W administration called me to represent it on most any matter, I would be serving my client and an officer of the court fulfilling my duties to the system I took an oath to serve.  That would be an awesome responsibility and privilege.

I wouldn't even answer Dotard's phone call.  No respectable lawyer would, because his entire ethos is to attack the rule of law that we all took an oath to serve.  It's incredibly rare to come up with a potential client whose representation is fundamentally at odds with all duties and obligations you have as an attorney, but Cheeto Benito has managed to do it.

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Same time as Giuliani? She could get revenge by farting on him.

[Aw hell. Not Georgia. She still needs to find Giuliani, and fart on him.]

A lot of guys would pay for such a thing.

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46 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

1,2

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Love the Russians trolling us.  Hate that they are able to troll this hard.

 

Let em have it. It's all they've got.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If you step back and realize the truth of this.....it's amazing.  I mean, I'm a fighting lawyer, it would be AMAZING to represent the President of the United States in most any capacity.  And I can say that about literally every president in my lifetime, regardless of party -- Obama, all the way back to Ford.  If the W administration called me to represent it on most any matter, I would be serving my client and an officer of the court fulfilling my duties to the system I took an oath to serve.  That would be an awesome responsibility and privilege.

I wouldn't even answer Dotard's phone call.  No respectable lawyer would, because his entire ethos is to attack the rule of law that we all took an oath to serve.  It's incredibly rare to come up with a potential client whose representation is fundamentally at odds with all duties and obligations you have as an attorney, but Cheeto Benito has managed to do it.

This is wrong.  You should definitely answer his phone call and then tell him what a piece of shit he is along with every other insult you can hurl his way until he hangs up the phone.  That would be the correct way to handle him calling you to be his lawyer.

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This is wrong.  You should definitely answer his phone call and then tell him what a piece of shit he is along with every other insult you can hurl his way until he hangs up the phone.  That would be the correct way to handle him calling you to be his lawyer.

Nah you tell him his car warranty has expired and ask if he wants to renew. 

Stupid bastard just might fall for it.

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‘There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”’

- Isaac Asimov, 1980. 

43 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I hope for her sake she's holding that sign in San Francisco. 

What’s that supposed to mean?

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Same time as Giuliani? She could get revenge by farting on him.

[Aw hell. Not Georgia. She still needs to find Giuliani, and fart on him.]

Those who spackle together are shackled together?

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Well..

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She keeps this up she won't Habba law license

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What’s that supposed to mean?

It means that if she's holding that sign in someplace like, say, Alabama there's a good chance someone will just fucking shoot her in the head as they drive past. 

15 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Those who spackle together are shackled together?

Motherfuckerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

 

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26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It means that if she's holding that sign in someplace like, say, Alabama there's a good chance someone will just fucking shoot her in the head as they drive past. 

Why San Francisco, specifically? Why not, say, Austin, TX for example?

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Why San Francisco, specifically? Why not, say, Austin, TX for example?

I picked the bluest city I could think of in the bluest state I could think of in the about, oh, 3 seconds of thought I gave before responding. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Why San Francisco, specifically? Why not, say, Austin, TX for example?

He just picked a liberal city. I think we can let it go.

 

Good summary of what Trump is potentially facing and potential defenses for us laymen.

Also, the Presidential Records Act has no teeth. 

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

He just picked a liberal city. I think we can let it go.

Did I miss something? Because I'm trying to understand why the fuck a poster who champions Ohio is giving a shit about a throwaway comment mentioning San Francisco as opposed to any other liberal city enough to ask follow up pedantry while willfully ignoring the whole point of the post in the first place. 

What, did it suddenly become unfashionable to contrast southeastern red states with blue ones now?

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Here's the next talking point that's gaining a little traction.  Will be curious when Tucker runs with it.  Because I guess they think they can take the United States with them when they die, and that the whole Second Coming thing was about waiting 2,000 years for the USA to come around.

 

The USA is an exceptional country, but those two are highly ordinary.

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It was part free-for-all, part fire sale. Souvenirs were kept, records were indiscriminately thrown away. The Oval Office and its adjacent private dining room were only packed up the weekend before former President Donald Trump moved out, former aides said.

 

So-called “burn bags” were widely present, according to two former Trump White House officials, with red stripes marking ones that held sensitive classified material meant to be destroyed. Such bags, according to Mark Zaid, an attorney well-steeped in national security law, are common. But one former official said that staff would put seemingly non-classified items in there too, such as handwritten letters and notes passed to principals. Zaid said it wasn’t necessarily improper to dispose of non-classified information this way, provided it was done under the confines of the law. But those who observed the process later conceded that it was not entirely clear if documents should have been headed to the National Archives instead of the incinerator.

It was in those tumultuous moments that — investigators allege — boxes containing classified material were packed and sent to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home.

Nineteen months later, Trump’s handling of presidential records and West Wing material has landed him in unprecedented legal peril. Last week, the FBI resorted to getting a warrant to retrieve those items, which, the bureau said, included four sets of top-secret documents and seven other sets of classified information.

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There was also a belief that Trump simply didn’t care for the law around records preservation.

“The counsel’s office was often working at cross-purposes with the way President Trump treated records,” Blanton said. “To Trump, the White House was another casino he had bought. This one was just on Pennsylvania Avenue.”  ...

 

Nuclear secrets got mixed in with Trump’s porn mags. These things happen when you’re in the middle of a failed coup. Honest mistake, serious. 

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