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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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43 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I remain fascinated about the possible plans Trump had for some of our most classified secrets. Why would he pick and choose which secrets he would keep and which ones he would surrender. It’s unfathomable that a POTUS would act to recklessly.

 

he didn't pick and choose shit, he was told what to collect 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he didn't pick and choose shit, he was told what to collect 

That wouldn’t surprise me at all. Who do you think he was working with?

44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Only time you've ever used imo correctly

wrong, imo. 

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Give me Harrison Ford as President.

I could use a Zachary Taylor raising his heavy pimp hand towards whispering secessionists.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

wrong, imo. 

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It's really not funny.  You just look like a jackass.  And I hate you.  Not really.  But yes, really.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

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It's really not funny.  You just look like a jackass.  And I hate you.  Not really.  But yes, really.

totally normal measured response.

not sure i’ve used it more than 5x on this site before today, but happy to revisit incidents of egregious misuse. 

This feels like a moment for @HenryJames to weigh in. 

this thread got weird in the last page. 

henrygandorf is not the one that misuses 'imo'

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imo

 

 

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Privileged men, who fuck children.

9 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Why exactly are ex-presidents allowed to pack up whatever they want from the oval office  and take it out of the WH unscreened?  They should be allowed to take the clothes on their backs, their toothbrush and nothing else on move out day.  Everything else should be packaged, screened, and re-screened by the FBI prior to delivery months later.  

It’s deeply rooted in our nation’s history and tradition

 

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14 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

It’s deeply rooted in our nation’s history and tradition

 

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Billions must have gotten weird after I stopped watching.  

47 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Privileged men, who fuck children.

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Eric Trump flying coach from NYC to Mar-a-Lago. At least he paid the extra $39 for exit row.

 

41 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

"as innocent as a person can be" LOL! I wonder what good news this meltdown foretells

I really do enjoy the idea that be believes a safe actually means it’s safe from the feds.

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The safe must've had some really, really damning shit in it. 

Maybe he got his "target letter" finally

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Eric Trump flying coach from NYC to Mar-a-Lago. At least he paid the extra $39 for exit row.

 

God damn, his tall goofy ass stands out like nothing else as it is.  Flying coach is too perfect 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So, billionaire families are flying corch these days?  Damn, inflation is out of hand. 

 

 

Those Trumps are really playing to their base, flying Spirit or Southwest or whatever Eric happens to be too fucking broke for private using for his transportation necessities.

 

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The safe must've had some really, really damning shit in it. 

26 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Maybe he got his "target letter" finally

The fact that he clearly believes a safe should be safe from the feds probably means there is some seriously damning shit in it.

it’s always fun to look back and think Donald thought a stealth plane was the same as Wonder woman’s plane.

he's figured out that they knew he had a safe ahead of time and brought along a safecracker when they served a warrant...

someone real close to him sold his ass upriver...and he cannot stand it.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Eric Trump flying coach from NYC to Mar-a-Lago. At least he paid the extra $39 for exit row.

 

No MAGA hat?  Daddy won’t like that. 

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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They apparently went to the same class for always looking at the camera sidelong and smug. Dickheads.

I certainly have read of the Epstein-Trump-Acosta Nexus. With any other human, it would be the first horrible thing that leapt to your mind when you heard the names Trump and Epstein. It does with the late Epstein, but not with Trump. The myriad of scandals and shames rush to eclipse each other.

Think of Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick. The incident follows his name for the rest of his life. No matter the real story, it's bad. Yet, it's not as bad as hanging out with a child raper/trafficker and partaking in the rape part yourself plus using the power of the presidency to shield the raper/trafficker from punishment after conviction.

Acosta and Trump should be dumped into the cold sea.

This is just one of dozens of actions Trump should be scorned, prosecuted, and likely executed for. 

And don't forget the abandonment of the Kurds. 

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I'd be fine turning the piece of shit over to the families of the Kurds who ended up dead after our abrubt and cowardly abandonment of them. This is one of the darkest stains on the national reputation of my lifetime.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

"as innocent as a person can be" LOL! I wonder what good news this meltdown foretells

DOTARD is to the "I strenuously object" stage of this process 

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Wow. Sounds like a pretty big political attack. And Donald knows his political attacks.

I don’t think this was a greater political attack than, oh I don’t know, sending a mob to the Capitol to prevent an election certification in an attempt to stay in power.

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Wow. Sounds like a pretty big political attack. And Donald knows his political attacks.

I thought they believed Biden’s brain to be mush, so shouldn’t they easily believe that he knew nothing about the warrant service?

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The safe must've had some really, really damning shit in it. 

Like other purported Trump gotchas, I fear it’ll go something like this

 

 

 

Unless the stuff in his vault was secret US government documents, they wouldn’t have the right to look at it or take it, right?  I can’t imagine the warrant to be sufficiently broad. 

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought they believed Biden’s brain to be mush, so shouldn’t they easily believe that he knew nothing about the warrant service?

He's a puppet of the Deep State controlled by the Radical Socialist Democrat Party that despises Trump as the only obstacle in their path that cannot be overcome. The FBI and Federal Prosecutors are rife with bleeding heart libs. It is known. You can read about it on Hunter Biden's laptop or the tiny inscription on the back of his evil, long penis.

The conspiracy against the Defender of Good started with a dance that conjured Satan and Antifa which is obviously just an anagram of Satan. The devil dance? Watch.

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We good Americans got to get out in front of this evil and send money to Donald Trump!!!!!

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

it’s always fun to look back and think Donald thought a stealth plane was the same as Wonder woman’s plane.

 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Unless the stuff in his vault was secret US government documents, they wouldn’t have the right to look at it or take it, right?  I can’t imagine the warrant to be sufficiently broad. 

The warrant just read: Carry out greatest political attack in American History. Oh, and get some of Melania's panties and all the exculpatory evidence hidden in the safe.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, his social media posts are eerily similar to my estranged mother-in-law's midnight ranting texts at my wife and me.  There is a certain syntax to the narcissist with a martyr complex and no self awareness that is unmistakable.  It's funny to read the posts in her voice.  

39 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is one of the darkest stains on the national reputation of my lifetime.

Yes, I get your point but that’s like pointing out one skid mark on a homeless man’s undies.  

41 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, his social media posts are eerily similar to my estranged mother-in-law's midnight ranting texts at my wife and me.  There is a certain syntax to the narcissist with a martyr complex and no self awareness that is unmistakable.  It's funny to read the posts in her voice.  

Remember his Dad ended up with dementia and the family had a hell of a time controlling his ass too.  I wouldn't be surprised if he has some early dementia showing up too, as we see him becoming even more incoherent.  Also someone in his inner circle clearly sees issues as, even he knows, somebody is spilling the beans. 

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36 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, his social media posts are eerily similar to my estranged mother-in-law's midnight ranting texts at my wife and me.  There is a certain syntax to the narcissist with a martyr complex and no self awareness that is unmistakable.  It's funny to read the posts in her voice.  

huh...I didn't know I had a sister. 

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

someone real close to him sold his ass upriver...and he cannot stand it.

for a guy who really only values loyalty, he sure surrounds himself with a bunch of people who seemingly can't wait to flip on him.

46 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Remember his Dad ended up with dementia and the family had a hell of a time controlling his ass too.  I wouldn't be surprised if he has some early dementia showing up too, as we see him becoming even more incoherent.  Also someone in his inner circle clearly sees issues as, even he knows, somebody is spilling the beans. 

Diane Feinsteining

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

for a guy who really only values loyalty, he sure surrounds himself with a bunch of people who seemingly can't wait to flip on him.

There's no limit to how much Trump expects people to stick their necks out for him. Everyone has their limits. The next fall guy is gonna be Rudy, and nobody would ever accuse him of disloyalty. Nobody except Trump, the moment Rudy realizes he's being sold out and engages in the slightest act of self-preservation.

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, his social media posts are eerily similar to my estranged mother-in-law's midnight ranting texts at my wife and me.  There is a certain syntax to the narcissist with a martyr complex and no self awareness that is unmistakable.  It's funny to read the posts in her voice.  

Make nice with your mother-in-law and see what nuclear secrets she squirreled away.

Trump took a shit right next to Diane Feinstein. In mid sentence. Just took a shit. 

Remember his Dad ended up with dementia and the family had a hell of a time controlling his ass too.  I wouldn't be surprised if he has some early dementia showing up too, as we see him becoming even more incoherent.  Also someone in his inner circle clearly sees issues as, even he knows, somebody is spilling the beans. 

What? You forget

person, woman, camera, man

The best doctors said he passed the test better than anyone ever. He is clearly a stable genius with no mental problems.
1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:


What? You forget

person, woman, camera, man

The best doctors said he passed the test better than anyone ever. He is clearly a stable genius with no mental problems.

Metal toilet, soap, don’t bend, mmmm Ivanka

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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worst Quantum Leap episode ever

26 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


What? You forget

person, woman, camera, man

The best doctors said he passed the test better than anyone ever. He is clearly a stable genius with no mental problems.

Ummm...it was “person, woman, man, camera, tv.”

Should we be concerned? Should we check to see if you can identify a drawing of a camel?

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