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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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30 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

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34 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

The words "China wife" are about to come raging back to the lexicon. 

It looks like Dotard is ready to let the proverbial shit-smeared fur start flying.

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

If McConnell gets ousted because of dotard on his way down that would be fucking glorious. 

I remember when we thought we wanted John Boner out

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I remember when we thought we wanted John Boner out

True. We never truly understood just how flaccid Boner really was until we saw the rest of these hard ons.

Fox trolling Dotard bigly 

 

 

9 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I remember when we thought we wanted John Boner out

Wrong chamber. 

Fox trolling Dotard bigly 
 
 

Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.
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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.

the gun

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3 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.

Can I just pull the trigger instead?

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wrong chamber. 

Yeah but same idea. There's always someone worse on deck.

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7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Fox trolling Dotard bigly 

 

 

A master troll would have put Pence #2 and brought Skip Bayless on to explain why

I'm sure they can find a bigger asshole than McConnell, but I doubt they will find someone who is better at moving/blocking legislation and Judges.

Just now, chainsaw said:

A master troll would have put Pence #2 and brought Skip Bayless on to explain why

And Shannon Sharpe to dithcuth why Ron Dethanthis is in the top thpot.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

The words "China wife" are about to come raging back to the lexicon. 

Chyna

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.

sweet, perpetual sleep.

no fucking way i'm going to wanna live for those 4 years.

32 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.

Junior

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.

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Wasn't Rick Scott hit with Medicare fraud? Never really heard much from him as governor of Florida -- certainly not like the stunts that DeSantis likes to do.

Don't know much about Scott and Youngkin, honestly. Every one else has Trump ties. 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Every one else has Trump ties. 

Except for Don Jr.

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Except for Don Jr.

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49 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Fox trolling Dotard bigly 

 

 

Two Trumps in the Top 10!!! Toughest Party in the Country!!

SEC! SEC errrr....GOP!

1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

It looks like Dotard is ready to let the proverbial shit-smeared fur start flying.

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Already is. 
 

 

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55 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Fox trolling Dotard bigly 

 

 

Did Pompeo get into Jr’s stash?  

48 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'm sure they can find a bigger asshole than McConnell, but I doubt they will find someone who is better at moving/blocking legislation and Judges.

Yup!

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shocked, I am

 

 

 

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Dear Web Host,

I regret to inform you that you will not now, or ever, receive payment for your partnership with a man who is notorious for not paying people. 

Giddily, I remain, 

Chooky 

post script: I don't regret informing you of this. I'm elated -- shit is hilarious. 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Fox trolling Dotard bigly 

 

 

 

58 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.

That's actually an illuminating question. I wouldn't have thought the world was going to hell had McCain or Romney been elected. That each person in that collection of possibilities would either be totally in harness with the GOP machine, totally out of control and danger to the world every day, or both.

I guess Nikki is just pretty much a hack. It would be politics prior to Trump with her conspiring with Mitch and the rich to shake down the nation. Sad if that's the best you can hope for.

Some of those guys I don't know anything about. All of them are shit.

31 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

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Wasn't Rick Scott hit with Medicare fraud? Never really heard much from him as governor of Florida -- certainly not like the stunts that DeSantis likes to do.

Don't know much about Scott and Youngkin, honestly. Every one else has Trump ties. 
 

 

It's just that Scott has been out-crazied, that's all.  There are plenty of clips of him doing abhorrent stuff as governor, including robotically rejecting appeals by ex-felons who served time to get voter rights back, among other things.  He and Desantis do not get along, and when Trump lost, and Scott got the NRSC chair, it appeared his star was rising as Trump's fell.  But Desantis' somewhat skillful (to his credit) ability to raise his profile as an alternative to Trump without rejecting Trump's base has basically crippled Scott's presidential chances, I think.  The dude is Aaron Burr.  He was waiting to see how things would fall and align himself in the best possible position, and the more proactive of the fascists cut him in line and took it.  Now he is spending NSRC money on himself, and he's otherwise the face of the Senate Republicans', hopefully, upcoming failure in November.

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7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

it’s always fun to look back and think Donald thought a stealth plane was the same as Wonder woman’s plane.

 

God Bless Wonder Woman !!!

 

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Not sure why either Scott thinks they have a chance. Completely devoid of personalities and Tim needs a wife (or partner).

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

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38 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Not sure why either Scott thinks they have a chance. Completely devoid of personalities and Tim needs a wife (or partner).

Right. Tim Scott's biggest obstacle in a GOP primary is his marital status

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Dear Web Host,

I regret to inform you that you will not now, or ever, receive payment for your partnership with a man who is notorious for not paying people. 

Giddily, I remain, 

Chooky 

post script: I don't regret informing you of this. I'm elated -- shit is hilarious. 

I’m disappointed you didn’t reveal the contents of his cranial vault.  That was an all time post.  

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Fox trolling Dotard bigly 

 

 

Why Aaron Blake no like Hot Wheels

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Gun to your head, you have to pick one of those 10 to be elected President in 2024. Go.

probably the chick holding the gun, because i'm into that type of shit.

24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

probably the chick holding the gun, because i'm into that type of shit.

kinky 

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

shocked, I am

Although I’ve never tested it, pretty sure my web hosting companies would be more than happy to suspend my servers/VPSes for missing just one payment, even on a cheap $40 VPS.

Which makes me think the hosting company is probably owned by somebody in or near Trump’s circle, who was thinking they’d be making millions.

Hell, it could be owned and run by Barron since he’s good with the cyber, and he’s tired of not getting paid.

Nice that Fox got the scoop on this, and have already trolled him hard today with the poll stuff.

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Shocked I tell ya

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Dear Web Host,

I regret to inform you that you will not now, or ever, receive payment for your partnership with a man who is notorious for not paying people. 

Giddily, I remain, 

Chooky 

post script: I don't regret informing you of this. I'm elated -- shit is hilarious. 

Dude, you are on fire today.  You should be the next esteemed honoree to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Holy shit. That is good. That Jamie Foxx guy should go into entertainment or acting or something.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Shocked I tell ya

I mean what kind of maga moron put this in place of dotard?  The cunt has proved again, and again, and again, and again that he is a fucking deadbeat.  He never pays for shit but vendor after vendor extend him credit. 

Fuck 'em all.  They deserve every single bit of financial hardship that's coming their way. 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I mean what kind of maga moron put this in place of dotard?  The cunt has proved again, and again, and again, and again that he is a fucking deadbeat.  He never pays for shit but vendor after vendor extend him credit. 

Fuck 'em all.  They deserve every single bit of financial hardship that's coming their way. 

These are not the smartest people.

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