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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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On the other thread it's being reported that it's a (soon to be former) disgruntled State Dept staffer who did it. 

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So 8:00a-CST on Wednesday for House gathering to consider floor vote?  That gives Pence about 42 hours to invoke the 25th amendment and save Trump considerable shame?  Plus Trump gets the benefit of having Pence then be in a position to pardon him for anything considering even Bob Barr said of trump's self-pardoning gambit, "Yeah?  No."  There's also still time for Trump to commit ritualistic Hari Kari.  But prediction---he goes to see the wall tomorrow to remind his supporters of awesome he was at getting Mexico to not pay for the wall.  He then gets impeached Wednesday, golfs Thursday and Friday.  and goes to Scotland early next week.  

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14 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

They're spraying for flies.

CNN has said jack shit so far. If this had any traction they would be 24/7 with Wolf Blitzer furiously masturbating off camera while narrating.

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5 minutes ago, RPM said:

CNN has said jack shit so far. If this had any traction they would be 24/7 with Wolf Blitzer furiously masturbating off camera while narrating.

Yep

More bummed about a cancelled golf tourney than his assault on American democracy.

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What are the odds he's still trying to log in to Twitter every couple of hours, just in case they reinstated him?

32 minutes ago, RPM said:

CNN has said jack shit so far. If this had any traction they would be 24/7 with Wolf Blitzer furiously masturbating off camera while narrating.

Can we change that narrative to perhaps Erin Burnett, Ana Cabrera, Briana Keilar, Christie Paul masturbating instead? 

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Can we change that narrative to perhaps Erin Burnett, Ana Cabrera, Briana Keilar, Christie Paul masturbating instead? 

Together?

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Together?

I'm on board.

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Can we change that narrative to perhaps Erin Burnett, Ana Cabrera, Briana Keilar, Christie Paul masturbating instead? 

Keep talking...

 

1 minute ago, faps said:

I'm on board.

Username checks out. 

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Roll Tide anyway!

With all the sedition and the Covid surge and going through a divorce, I have paid very little attention to my beloved Tide.

The only games I’ve really watched were The Iron Bowl and the playoff semifinal.

(I actually forgot the NC game was tonight lol).

I hope Coach Sark lights it the fuck up tonight for all of us!

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41 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Can we change that narrative to perhaps Erin Burnett, Ana Cabrera, Briana Keilar, Christie Paul masturbating instead? 

 

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5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Roll Tide anyway!

With all the sedition and the Covid surge and going through a divorce, I have paid very little attention to my beloved Tide.

The only games I’ve really watched were The Iron Bowl and the playoff semifinal.

(I actually forgot the NC game was tonight lol).

I hope Coach Sark lights it the fuck up tonight for all of us!

Meanwhile on Surly....

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1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

They're spraying for flies.

God damn.  I want to rep this 1000x

ok ... who TF is Dreke?
 

 

A few Sikorsky Sea Kings (painted like Marine One) buzzed Mike Pence's house

 

 

 

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I keep asking those people what the First Ammendment actually says, to at least quote the first five words of it, but none of them can do it.   I also saw one lady accuse Twitter of being "Communist" because of their actions.  Fucking idiots.

It's infuriating.  Read the thing.  It takes 30 seconds to read and comprehend, even if one is a remedial reader.  It could not be more clear . . . but no.

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Figure this belonged here as well as anyplace. 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What are the odds he's still trying to log in to Twitter every couple of hours, just in case they reinstated him?

The best if they would periodically let him log in, then when he goes to post, he gets a popup like 

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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That 1/3 of our country "approves" of this asshole....still, is maddening, infuriating and pathetic. 

aggy pretty much thinks his the best pres of their lifetme.  No joke.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3175426

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

aggy pretty much thinks his the best pres of their lifetme.  No joke.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3175426

Betcha didnt think that by visiting a texas longhorn board to look at their MSPaint 10 years ago, you'd be spending your free time reviewing Texas Aggy facist propaganda during the Donald Trump led coup in the middle of a global pandemic.

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Betcha didnt think that by visiting a texas longhorn board to look at their MSPaint 10 years ago, you'd be spending your free time reviewing Texas Aggy facist propaganda during the Donald Trump led coup in the middle of a global pandemic.

The road less traveled

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Betcha didnt think that by visiting a texas longhorn board to look at their MSPaint 10 years ago, you'd be spending your free time reviewing Texas Aggy facist propaganda during the Donald Trump led coup in the middle of a global pandemic.

I swear it is absolutely fascinating.  As you know, where I'm from, I literally know almost no one who holds their beliefs.  Yet there they are, a whole site full of them.  

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45 minutes ago, Superhero said:

A few Sikorsky Sea Kings (painted like Marine One) buzzed Mike Pence's house

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I swear it is absolutely fascinating.  As you know, where I'm from, I literally know almost no one who holds their beliefs.  Yet there they are, a whole site full of them.  

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

The sheer stupidity...

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35 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The best if they would periodically let him log in, then when he goes to post, he gets a popup like 

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This would be glorious.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

This would be glorious.

This would be better

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

The sheer stupidity...

We don't think a private company should censor what you see, so we're going to censor Twitter and Facebook.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

This would be glorious.

His head would explode.  

38 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Figure this belonged here as well as anyplace. 

 

 

 

Hey Ivanka:

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How it would go at the Inauguration for Vanky if she went...

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

A few Sikorsky Sea Kings (painted like Marine One) buzzed Mike Pence's house

 

 

 

 

 

 

he was dropping bags of poop and his soiled diapers.

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6 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

We don't think a private company should censor what you see, so we're going to censor Twitter and Facebook.

Blanket censorship to combat censorship because some companies are skittish about their platform being used to plot the end of the longest living democracy in world history.  The notification being penned by a soggy-brained mongoloid is also fascinating.  That was basically a kitten walking across a keyboard.  And the target audience of the author is a catch all to describing the fundamentals behind the fundamentalists of Trumpism in a whole. They can't just fuck off and go be Bing people.  They have to plunge everyone around them into their emotional abyss and insist that YOU must become Bing people too.

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

YourT1Wifi

Blanket censorship to combat censorship because some companies are skittish about their platform being used to plot the end of the longest living democracy in world history.  The notification being penned by a soggy-brained mongoloid is also fascinating.  That was basically a kitten walking across a keyboard.  And the target audience of the author is a catch all to describing the fundamentals behind the fundamentalists of Trumpism in a whole. They can't just fuck off and go be Bing people.  They have to plunge everyone around them into their emotional abyss and insist that YOU must become Bing people too.

I will never be a Bing person.

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