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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There is seriously like a 50/50 chance he wants to go to the Alamo and told his people to book a trip to Alamo TX. Something about making his last stand there.

Oh shit he wants to barricade himself in the Alamo doesn't he.

Tell him to watch out - and bring his binoculars ... 

"I was trying to keep them from coming up in the stands," McKinney said. "I pushed two of them down, and grabbed my binoculars and said, `The next one that comes up gets it.' Then, somebody who was already in the stands, I guess, came up and knocked the fool out of me. I saw him hit me -- a kid in a red shirt.

"It was like the Alamo," McKinney said. "They were coming up over the wall."

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28 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

It’s like his super power.

SHITMAN!

DEFENDER OF SHIT!! 🇺🇸

Everything he touches turns to shit, hence Shit Midas 

Is there any doubt if Trump actually did a speech at the Alamo he would drop a Davey Jones, Mike, Mickey and Peter reference. 

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14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Everything he touches turns to shit, hence Shit Midas King Mierdas

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The news this morning said Trump is pissed to learn that pardoning himself may be an admission for civil liability purposes, and Trump said if he can’t pardon himself he’s not going to pardon anybody.

Pardoning yourself is not a thing, and is ridiculous no matter how many times it’s repeated.

My thinking is more in lines with the President has pardon power unless you can prove he was part of the crime.
17 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is there any doubt if Trump actually did a speech at the Alamo he would drop a Davey Jones, Mike, Mickey and Peter reference. 

Davey Jones, Travis Tritt, and David Bowie, all fine musicians, the best.

49 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Many people don't know that right across from the Alamo is a Ripley's and they attacked the Alamo but they didn't attack the Ripley's and I said I think that's great because I love Ripley's.  There's a John Wayne made of wax in the Ripley's.  Maybe there'll be a wax Trump but I don't know.  Outside of the Ripley's there was a Mexican, a little Mexican and I looked at the Mexican and he had a cart.  The little Mexican was pushing a cart and he sold food out of it.  The little Mexican looked at me and said 'Sir, would you like a churro?'  It's like a donut but it's not round it's long but like a donut.  They call it a churro.  But we did really well with the Mexicans but you wouldn't know that if you watch the news.  

You’ve really perfected the voice.  Just as infuriating as the real thing.  

21 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Davey Jones, Travis Tritt, and David Bowie, all fine musicians, the best.

Or he thanks Billy Bob Thornton and James Widmark for their service and sacrifice.

10 hours ago, fakebusiness said:

I dont know who 'you guys' is? I just worry about unchecked technocratic power regardless of what reactionary hypocrites think. And yeah Trumpers calling Biden (the architect of the patriot act, 94 crime bill, anti-universal healthcare, never met a war or bank bailout he didn't like) a communist is hilarious. Shows you how far right the overton windows is in this country.

No it just shows you how illiterate the right is in this country that they don’t know what socialism or communism are, when they use them as the reason they are against all democrats.

Just now, immamac said:

45 should just be a page filled with his failures over the last 4 years. I can do the approve only thing if we want


Failures?

How China won the trade war with Trump and made Americans foot the bill"

https://financialpost.com/news/economy/how-china-won-trumps-trade-war-and-got-americans-to-foot-the-bill?r


The border wall has made us less secure by creating new, bulldozed and smooth points of entry for Mexicans because of the roads built to put it up:

https://news.yahoo.com/trumps-border-wall-construction-created-092218877.html

7 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

SIAP

 

God I hope that’s true. That would be absolutely glorious. 

41 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Davey Jones, Travis Tritt, and David Bowie, all fine musicians, the best.

Yeah, but that Santana, he probably came here in a caravan!

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9 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

SIAP

 

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5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

God I hope that’s true. That would be absolutely glorious. 

Live look at Rudy Giuliani:

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12 minutes ago, immamac said:

45 should just be a page filled with his failures over the last 4 years. I can do the approve only thing if we want

#Impeach45

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page 45 should be farewell pics/gifs only like we did for turtle tom 

17 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

God I hope that’s true. That would be absolutely glorious. 

That seems flimsy as hell.  He's going to get his ass sued off civilly no matter what.  I guess an argument exists that there's some form of claim/issue preclusion that arises from it, but that seems like a tough row to hoe.  And it sure as shit doesn't "open a door."  The door to civil suits is already wide open.

As we've discussed, I think self-pardoning really does invite a criminal prosecution that he might not otherwise see.

376,000 Deaths to date

4,000 additional deaths per day

supercharged rates due to Trump spreader events

He probably personally infected 20 people or more

3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

376,000 Deaths to date

4,000 additional deaths per day

supercharged rates due to Trump spreader events

He probably personally infected 20 people or more

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

his comments were perfect.

 

Seriously, if you can hear Trump spew this sort of drivel and not realize that he’s a moron then you are a moron yourself. Wtf is wrong with you? How can you not see it?

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I talked to my cousin down there (McAllen).  He says police presence is markedly beefed up all around.  He's a very prominent Republican down there (is an Electoral College voter for Texas) and the party could't find enough people to scratch together the usual high-dollar private event during the President's stay (yes, the President still asked for a fundraiser down there even though he's out of office in 8 days). 

The Valley Democrats, of which there are many, are obviously opposed to the visit but not planning any mass protest...just the usual lines of protestors among major routes to the wall with signage that says stuff like, 'Hey Trump, it's been 2 years since I've seen my kids asshole!'  

But the general vibe is the security risk with him visiting is not worth the visit itself.  Last time he at least pandered a bit and talked to them about transportation issues around the Valley and what the Feds could do to help, and most local leaders being Democrats down there at least felt heard.   This time, he has nothing to offer them except the high probability of a MAGA riot.  

 

 

thanks for the report.

 

I lived in the valley for nearly four years, not too far from Alamo. A trump train (since they can't fly- hey oh) along Veteran's Memorial Highway seems to be appropriately despicable.

 

24 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That seems flimsy as hell.  He's going to get his ass sued off civilly no matter what.  I guess an argument exists that there's some form of claim/issue preclusion that arises from it, but that seems like a tough row to hoe.  And it sure as shit doesn't "open a door."  The door to civil suits is already wide open.

As we've discussed, I think self-pardoning really does invite a criminal prosecution that he might not otherwise see.

Oh I agree with you on that one.

I was referring to the potential notion in trumps mind “well if I can’t pardon myself then nobody gets one.” Which is definitely a thought  I can see rattling around in his pea brain. 

No pardons for losers Kenny! 

34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Seriously, if you can hear Trump spew this sort of drivel and not realize that he’s a moron then you are a moron yourself. Wtf is wrong with you? How can you not see it?

Been asking this for 5 years man.

He's speaking now. The very first thing I heard: "The scientists told me 'Sir, it will take seven, maybe 10 years to make a vaccine!". 

Just now, Red Five said:

He's speaking now. The very first thing I heard: "The scientists told me 'Sir, it will take seven, maybe 10 years to make a vaccine!". 

Is he trying to counter-program the DOJ/FBI news conference on the capitol assault?

That what’s he heard because he’s an idiot. What they said was “it used to take 10 years to develop a vaccine, but due to recent scientific advancements, it can be done much faster” 

 

It would be so much better if he was an alcoholic. At least then he'd have a reasonable excuse.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That what’s he heard because he’s an idiot. What they said was “it used to take 10 years to develop a vaccine, but due to recent scientific advancements, it can be done much faster” 

 

And what they DID was go make a vaccine, without any contribution by Donald Trump. He’s not a scientist, doesn’t know the difference between a vaccine and an aspirin, and made absolutely no scientific contribution to the vaccine development effort. But of course he’s implying to his stupid nitwit cultists that HE developed the vaccine, and that he did it 10X faster than even the scientists could. 

What a fucking con artist.

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

It would be so much better if he was an alcoholic. At least then he'd have a reasonable excuse.

This is what makes him even more insane.  You can't trust people that don't drink.  Or used to drink.

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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

And what they DID was go make a vaccine, without any contribution by Donald Trump. He’s not a scientist, doesn’t know the difference between a vaccine and an aspirin, and made absolutely no scientific contribution to the vaccine development effort. But of course he’s implying to his stupid nitwit cultists that HE developed the vaccine, and that he did it 10X faster than even the scientists could. 

What a fucking con artist.

Dolly Parton did more than Donald Trump.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No it just shows you how illiterate the right is in this country that they don’t know what socialism or communism are, when they use them as the reason they are against all democrats.

If Joe Biden is considered liberal the overton window in this country is pretty far right. 

*I can't think of any democracy where he would be considered liberal or even center left. 

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

San we get to page 45 already

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Eat a dick you fat cocksucker hahaha 

 

Luxembourg getting it right just in time for page 45

Luxembourg calls Trump a 'criminal' and 'political pyromaniac who should be sent to criminal court'

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"Trump is a criminal, a political pyromaniac who should be sent to criminal court. He's a person who was elected democratically but who isn't interested in democracy in the slightest," Asselborn said in the interview with RTL Radio, per France 24 reporter Philip Crowther. "The 6th of January 2021 was a 9/11 attack on democracy itself, and Trump was the one who egged it on."

Guess that's why the trip was cancelled

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5 minutes ago, fakebusiness said:

If Joe Biden is considered liberal the overton window in this country is pretty far right. 

John Kasich is considered liberal.  George W Bush is considered liberal.  Hell, anyone NOT named dotard is liberal with these fucking idiots.

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9 minutes ago, RPM said:

Dolly Parton did more than Donald Trump.

So did my cat.  But Dolly Parton is the best of America.  

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

There is seriously like a 50/50 chance he wants to go to the Alamo and told his people to book a trip to Alamo TX. Something about making his last stand there.

Oh shit he wants to barricade himself in the Alamo doesn't he.

 

 

Somewhere in there is joke about being overrun by the Mexican army, but i'm not enough of a wag to pull if off.

 

 

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Eat a dick you fat cocksucker hahaha 

 

 

 

Official statement from Luxembourg's official spokesperson: "Eat a dick, Mike Pompeo, you fat fucking retard."

 

 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Oh I agree with you on that one.

I was referring to the potential notion in trumps mind “well if I can’t pardon myself then nobody gets one.” Which is definitely a thought  I can see rattling around in his pea brain. 

No pardons for losers Kenny! 

I think I find the fear and uncertainty of Trumpkins regarding prosecution and civil suits to be as gruntling as any suits or cases that actually come.

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