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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Hire them to bury Covid deaths.

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hire them to bury Covid deaths.

They do have experience.

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hire them to bury Covid deaths.

Even better. 

8 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Maybe, but only because he's on paper Donnie can afford to own, and probably replicate on wallpaper in his toilet at one of his properties because "wealthy"
Ha ha ha nice "class"

Your daughter is tacky as fuck too fuckhead
The world , mocks you
They laugh at you.
You too Ivanka. No amount of coaching or surgery will ever fill that void. You should repent.

"....I'd like to thank the Acrapemy for this honor...."

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Misery. 

so like all other days during the last 4 years that end in Y

36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hire them to pick up trash along the highways. 

Hire them?  Hopefully many of them are doing that as their work program in an orange jump suit.

50 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not so fast, they probably all have W2s over $75K, isn't that the cutoff? 

It's based on AGI.   I bet these fucker's have fully mastered the Trump Writeoff Model for filing their taxes.   Hell, for some one of them, they'll figure out a way to deduct the value of the items they pilfered from the White House as "expenses."

57 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I completely understand the 'no sympathy' attitude. However,  what happens after this? Are there parallels that can be drawn from the rise of other fascist types when the first attempt was thwarted? It's not for nothing that this party exploited 'victimhood' and 'grievance' status. Some might realize the consequences and change, but that's going to be a small percentage if this is their worldview--the shunning just confirms it to them, right?

What does the future bring?

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15 minutes ago, Constant said:

Misery. 

lol this owns

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Part of me is sad that he got kicked off Twitter.  Rants would have been epic. 

The camera adds 10 pounds and the paintbrush subtracts 75.
Yeah but that's clearly Alec Baldwin.
10 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Look at fucking John Bolton.

Looks like he's auditioning for a recast of the damn Beverly Hillbillies.....
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Also gotta love how either the actions on the pump shotguns are open, or they both have illegal mag extensions.

10 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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If we must have historical fiction portraits, my vote is one of John Wilkes Booth shooting Trump in the back of the head at Ford’s theater.  But that’s just, like, my opinion, man.

27 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I completely understand the 'no sympathy' attitude. However,  what happens after this? Are there parallels that can be drawn from the rise of other fascist types when the first attempt was thwarted? It's not for nothing that this party exploited 'victimhood' and 'grievance' status. Some might realize the consequences and change, but that's going to be a small percentage if this is their worldview--the shunning just confirms it to them, right?

What does the future bring?

Hopefully the future brings OnlyFans.com

Trump is miserable and I love it.

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Doesn't aggy have a law school?  Why aren't they fighting each other for the right to represent him?

9 hours ago, TexasEd said:

The guy on the far left looks like Toby Keith

It's Andrew Breitbart, with the artist John McNaughton to his left. 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Is that principal Ed Rooney in the back right?

Pretty sure that's Billy Graham

24 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Part of me is sad that he got kicked off Twitter.  Rants would have been epic. 

I've thought this as well.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm sure Donald can get them jobs at his hotels or gold coureses.  Oh what?  He doesn't even know their names?  

 

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26 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Part of me is sad that he got kicked off Twitter.  Rants would have been epic. 

Maybe it is just me but I am kind of enjoying not being enraged by his tweets, appearances at the WH talking shit, calling into Fox and Friends and speaking his lies and what not.  I actually am starting to feel more peaceful inside kind of in a Zen like state just because I am not hearing Trump spew his bullshit for the past few days.  Hope it stays this way.

24 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also gotta love how either the actions on the pump shotguns are open, or they both have illegal mag extensions.

Ha. Good catch. This artist’s salt of the earth credentials are phony as hell. 

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Doesn't aggy have a law school?  Why aren't they fighting each other for the right to represent him?

Aggy lawyers are well versed in things like sheep-man divorce, copyrighting numbers between 11-13, and lawn restrictions.  Federal crimes?  Not so much.  

10 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Trump is miserable and I love it.

The rest of his life, which given his age and size shouldn’t be very long, deserves to be incessantly miserable.  The man deserves for every single day to suck, for as long as he lives.  Fuck him.

39 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I completely understand the 'no sympathy' attitude. However,  what happens after this? Are there parallels that can be drawn from the rise of other fascist types when the first attempt was thwarted? It's not for nothing that this party exploited 'victimhood' and 'grievance' status. Some might realize the consequences and change, but that's going to be a small percentage if this is their worldview--the shunning just confirms it to them, right?

What does the future bring?

Most successful fascists were thwarted on the first attempt. Hitler, Chavez, al Bakr (Saddam's predecessor).

12 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Maybe it is just me but I am kind of enjoying not being enraged by his tweets, appearances at the WH talking shit, calling into Fox and Friends and speaking his lies and what not.  I actually am starting to feel more peaceful inside kind of in a Zen like state just because I am not hearing Trump spew his bullshit for the past few days.  Hope it stays this way.

It actually feels a bit like pre-dotard 2015.  While I'm still watching politics closely (we still have violent insurrectionists and Biden hasn't been sworn in yet), I at least have the dotard out of my mind for the most part.  It's nice.

10 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Maybe it is just me but I am kind of enjoying not being enraged by his tweets, appearances at the WH talking shit, calling into Fox and Friends and speaking his lies and what not.  I actually am starting to feel more peaceful inside kind of in a Zen like state just because I am not hearing Trump spew his bullshit for the past few days.  Hope it stays this way.

Totally agree. It's been nice not having to drink from the firehose. But from an entertainment standpoint, much less fun. 

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Most successful fascists were thwarted on the first attempt. Hitler, Chavez, al Bakr (Saddam's predecessor).

Of that I'm aware but specifically the devotees that are being turned away--not the average citizens, but the Beltway denizens that are looking for a soft place to land. 75 years ago they were bringing Adolf bon bons in his cell and chit chatting. Same here or different?

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Totally agree. It's been nice not having to drink from the firehose. But from an entertainment standpoint, much less fun. 

I agree but I look forward to my entertainment being the UT football team under Sark dominating teams for the next few decades and not worrying too much about politics.

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1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Of that I'm aware but specifically the devotees that are being turned away--not the average citizens, but the Beltway denizens that are looking for a soft place to land. 75 years ago they were bringing Adolf bon bons in his cell and chit chatting. Same here or different?

Hard to say. Most elected Republicans are still loyal to Trump. That being said, I think only a handful are true believers. The rest are just opportunists who want Trump's voters.  The real danger will probably be the pol that takes up Trump's mantle. Trump is an idiot. Someone like Hawley is smarter than Trump, has his own fascist dreams, and just needs to thread the needle for a little while and get Trump's blessing. The other thing about fascism is that the second guy is nearly always worse than the first. 

Of the Republican support he lost, I'd love to know what percentage are saying they no longer support him because his coup failed.

26 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Aggy lawyers are well versed in things like sheep-man divorce, copyrighting numbers between 11-13, and lawn restrictions.  Federal crimes?  Not so much.  

Don't forget...   Being the attorney defending A&M from lawsuits of families who lost kids in a tragic log disaster.

6 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Hard to say. Most elected Republicans are still loyal to Trump. That being said, I think only a handful are true believers. The rest are just opportunists who want Trump's voters.  The real danger will probably be the pol that takes up Trump's mantle. Trump is an idiot. Someone like Hawley is smarter than Trump, has his own fascist dreams, and just needs to thread the needle for a little while and get Trump's blessing. The other thing about fascism is that the second guy is nearly always worse than the first. 

That's what we were talking about several years ago certainly, so I guess I'm trying to figure out where these folks are going to hang out and bide their time while they make their plans. Think tanks would be most likely wouldn't you agree? Suddenly flooding the market with books? Russia laying their bills for awhile?

 

Just now, Macanudo said:

Don't forget...   Being the attorney defending A&M from lawsuits of families who lost kids in a tragic log disaster.

They also settled with the family who lost two family members, one of which was their four year old child, when a gas explosion rocked the grad student housing. The final amount was the maximum allowed by law: $500,000 but the family's medical bills were much higher. I remember reading about it and it was heartbreaking and the university was very much blame. They'd ignored the resident's complaints about smelling gas.

I think the gas company was named in the suit as well, but no clue if they settled too.

13 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Of the Republican support he lost, I'd love to know what percentage are saying they no longer support him because his coup failed.

My dipshit parents bailed after the coup.  They aren’t going to vote D in the future, but they have decided that they are “done with politics”.

11 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

My dipshit parents bailed after the coup.  They aren’t going to vote D in the future, but they have decided that they are “done with politics”.

I'll take it.

9 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m not religious, but it’s pretty clear to me;  if the God’s exist, they are angry.

i think they must be crazy

36 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Hard to say. Most elected Republicans are still loyal to Trump. That being said, I think only a handful are true believers. The rest are just opportunists who want Trump's voters.  The real danger will probably be the pol that takes up Trump's mantle. Trump is an idiot. Someone like Hawley is smarter than Trump, has his own fascist dreams, and just needs to thread the needle for a little while and get Trump's blessing. The other thing about fascism is that the second guy is nearly always worse than the first. 

i'm a little zen on this too.  i watched hawley for the first time with his vote in the senate against confirmation.  the dude is dead in the water.  just zero appeal to this guy.  trump was sort of fun.  hawley is a weirdo creep.  there is no way your average maga fan would go to him.  even cruz is more appealing.  which led me to conclude that trump may really be a unique combination of appealing malignance that won't be recreated from the cast of characters we have right now.  the ultimate fear is "trump but smart."  i just don't know if that even exists.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 


Maybe we could crowdsource it to a team of Surly lawyers.  BrisketTexan could probably cash in on the grift as he's been talking about doing for so long.  Just make sure to get paid upfront, Brisket. In cash. 

44 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Lol

holy shit that's funny.  only thing i would have added is Kimberly Guilfoyle right after Jr.  still funny AF.

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Yeah, if I had to use one word to describe Trump it would be "moron." Trump but smart doesn't exist because if you take away all of the dumb, nothing is left.

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll take it.

It won’t last, but if Trump is in the R primary in 2024 I do believe they will be voting for someone else.

14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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My favorite part of this one is imagining the MAGA art historians who have this one as part of their collection, when they put together the kid is reading socialism books and trump is teaching him how to provide for himself, thus saving America's youth from the evil of socialism, 2nd grade art history stuff. They are going to be so proud of themselves, giddy for their friends to come over so they can wax poetic about the deep meaning behind the masterpiece. 

Why is Alec Baldwin dressed up like Trump and teaching Eli Manning to fish? 

1 minute ago, gernblansten said:

Why is Alec Baldwin dressed up like Trump and teaching Eli Manning to fish? 

That's not where the lure is going.

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