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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#27351
3 hours ago, Js1 said:

That is fake and character assassination. Trump would never take one of his kids to a baseball game. He didn’t even take Barron to a World Series game in 2019

For all we know, Barron didn't want to be seen in public with him.

 

 

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#27352

I wonder if there's been a rift between Hannity and Trump. Lots of behind the scenes drama going on. I'm sure the books will come out about this in a few months.

#27353
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

I wonder if there's been a rift between Hannity and Trump. Lots of behind the scenes drama going on. I'm sure the books will come out about this in a few months.

Let's hope they settle it with a pistol duel.

#27354
1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

Let's hope they settle it with a pistol duel by AR-15.

Its the weaponry that the GOP and Jesus would have selected. And that's very important to dotard. 

#27355

Do y’all even holy hand grande? Fuck  

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#27356
3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I wonder if there's been a rift between Hannity and Trump. Lots of behind the scenes drama going on. I'm sure the books will come out about this in a few months.

If the drama is behind the scenes, how do you know about it?

#27357

Holy shit ... the sworn testimony from Cassidy Hutchinson today in Georgia is fucking damning.  It just confirms (along with Sean Hannity's testimony elsewhere) what we all knew, which is that even those pushing the fake narrative knew that it was fake.  Also, there is no doubt that Mark Meadows has realized how deep the shit is that he's in and has turned on Trump.

 

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#27358
3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit ... the sworn testimony from Cassidy Hutchinson today in Georgia is fucking damning.  It just confirms (along with Sean Hannity's testimony elsewhere) what we all knew, which is that even those pushing the fake narrative knew that it was fake.  Also, there is no doubt that Mark Meadows has realized how deep the shit is that he's in and has turned on Trump.

 

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#27361
7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit ... the sworn testimony from Cassidy Hutchinson today in Georgia is fucking damning.  It just confirms (along with Sean Hannity's testimony elsewhere) what we all knew, which is that even those pushing the fake narrative knew that it was fake.  Also, there is no doubt that Mark Meadows has realized how deep the shit is that he's in and has turned on Trump.

 

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#27364

This guy's whole life has been a long variation of a ponzi scheme. Just keep reshuffling the deck for decades and lying out your ass and get away with all of it. The idiots in this country will even make you president. If you're a "have" you can get away with anything. 

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#27365

Send this fuck to prison. Throw away the key. We'll toast when he's dead.

#27366
On 12/21/2022 at 9:58 AM, Neonmoon said:

Pretty much

  • On their 2015 federal return, Trump and his wife declared negative income of $31.7 million, with taxable income of $0. The couple paid federal income taxes of $641,931.
  • The 2016 return declared negative income of $31.2 million, with zero dollars of taxable income. The Trumps paid $750 in taxes.
  • The 2017 return declared negative income $12.8 million, with $0 in taxable income. The couple paid $750 in taxes.
  • The 2018 return declared total income of $24.4 million, with taxable income of $22.9 million. The Trumps paid $999,466 in federal income taxes.
  • In 2019, the Trumps declared $4.44 million in total income, and $2.97 million in taxable income. They paid $133,445 in taxes.
  • The 2020 return shows negative income of $4.69 million, with zero dollars in taxable income. The tax paid by the Trumps was $0 and they claimed a refund of $5.47 million.

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#27368

That awkward moment when your primary source of income is the daughter you’ve been trying to bang for decades.  

#27370
23 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Lol

 

 

Time to resurrect the Nazi hunters...

#27371
21 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m sure this will be investigated with rigor 

 

So the conservation easement scam has actually blown up this past year. I know some folks involved in litigation over it.

#27372
46 minutes ago, G650 said:

So the conservation easement scam has actually blown up this past year. I know some folks involved in litigation over it.

So there will be accountability? 

#27373
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

So there will be accountability? 

For Trump? No idea. Most of what I have heard about was appraisals were inflated, in terms of Trump not having an appraisal, seems bad but he manages to skate a lot.

#27374

It’s sad Maggie Haberman is still considered a journalist 

 

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#27375
6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Like…..there’s something extra seriously wrong with him.
 

Yes, but not because he's an old white guy with no rhythm. That's pretty common

#27376
7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Like…..there’s something extra seriously wrong with him.
 

What?  It's just grandpa jerking off two invisible ghosts that only he can see.  At dinner.  At the golf course he lives in.  While eating a muffin.  Staring at an iPad.  Then pointing to people he thinks are celebrities.  But who are actually Neo-Nazis.  A totally normal thing for an obese retired man would do.  

#27377
11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What?  It's just grandpa jerking off two invisible ghosts that only he can see.  At dinner.  At the golf course he lives in.  While eating a muffin.  Staring at an iPad.  Then pointing to people he thinks are celebrities.  But who are actually Neo-Nazis.  A totally normal thing for an obese retired man would do.  

For Florida? It is Tuesday.

#27379
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s sad Maggie Haberman is still considered a journalist 

 

Maggie wasn’t very friendly in that book Confidence Man she wrote. I don’t follow her writing but I saw her making the round of talk shows, promoting her book, and she was anything but kind. 

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#27383

Fupa doesn't begin to describe that.  Looks like he's trying to use Space Force to smuggle Kuato back to Mars.  

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#27384
6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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My best guess is that like a marsupial, this is a protective pouch where Rudy "nurses"

#27387

So like a Fuperder?  

Hampoucher? 

Covferder?  

there's something here and we're making shirts and a fuckton of cash.

#27388

That is a large diaper. He pisses and shits himself 

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#27390
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude. It’s a diaper. Seriously, a lot of old people in shitty shape wear one.

I know Biden doesnt roll that way, but the next time that sloppy fat fuck drops the nickname "Sleepy Joe" in a tweet (or truth, whatever the fuck they call it), I would love to see Biden tweet out that picture with the tagline "Diaper Donnie". 

#27392
Dude. It’s a diaper. Seriously, a lot of old people in shitty shape wear one.
"He shits himself just like I do!" /OldMAGAs
#27393
33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude. It’s a diaper. Seriously, a lot of old people in shitty shape wear one.

He appears to be due for a change. 

#27394
28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude. It’s a diaper. Seriously, a lot of old people in shitty shape wear one.

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#27395
On 12/21/2022 at 11:21 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Releasing tax returns for public view should be a requirement for anyone running for public office or nominated for a judiciary position, whether it's POTUS or local dog catcher.

I am a gubment stooge. Me and everyone else in our agency gets a microscope in the swimsuit area.

It's standard. 

Every elected official should get the same.

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#27397
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Fupa doesn't begin to describe that.  Looks like he's trying to use Space Force to smuggle Kuato back to Mars.  

 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

My best guess is that like a marsupial, this is a protective pouch where Rudy "nurses"

This shit is immortal. Outstanding!

#27398

Can we all just stop and admit that porn stars are legit actresses.  For Stormy Daniels to have seen that mound of lard, smuggling that mushroom dick through the Garden of Gethsemane whilst smelling of Big Macs and Farts, and not only did she not laugh...she kept it together for the 137 seconds he needed to climax, and hyped his sexual prowess so well that she walked away with $130,000.  ACTING!  /jonlovitz

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