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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Holy shit that can't be real. I can't stop laughing. Please tell me that's actually him and not a Madam Tussaud's wax sculpture 

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5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I bet he loves the triple chin dude gave him lol

He just straight up drew Darryl Hammond impersonating Trump. 

I don't remember Chris Farley playing Donald trump on SNL, but I'm glad someone got a screenshot of it for converting into a painting.

48 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

No offense to anyone here, but it is incredibly naive to think that MAGA-GQP fascism and theocracy are "shrinking every day" or somehow going away.

Who said they were? I must have missed it.

1 hour ago, BevoAbyss said:

See post/likes near bottom of page 562.

I see ygifs posts there so you can just ignore them as pedantic shit posting jokes lol

1 hour ago, Covri said:

you can just ignore them as pedantic shit posting jokes

 Motto worthy.

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Wonder what he used as the original. 

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9 hours ago, C-Man said:

Masculinity =

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the watch kills me 😂😂

Someone start a thread where we share our plans on the day trump dies 

5 hours ago, Covri said:

I see ygifs posts there so you can just ignore them as pedantic shit posting jokes lol

I just quoted some percentages from an actual election.  I might be pedantic, but the numbers are real.  when did you all get so fucking sensitive?  

14 hours ago, Covri said:

I see ygifs posts there so you can just ignore them as pedantic shit posting jokes lol

Yeah, if he was the one saying it, that’s why I missed it. 

Holy shit that can't be real. I can't stop laughing. Please tell me that's actually him and not a Madam Tussaud's wax sculpture 

I'm appalled. He used actual seagull shit to paint the white in the American flag, see how it drips onto trump’s suit shoulders?
On 1/13/2023 at 8:38 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the thing is, whatever Biden did, he probably did more than five years ago when he left office as VP.

I'm not sure what, if anything, propelled the discovery of the "first batch" of documents, but I'm fairly certain the discovery of the second batch was an oh, shit we better start digging around provoked by the discovery of the first set.

Being less than candid about the second set when talking about the first set was a colossal blunder, however.

 

 

While true... this was a colossal fuck up by joe and his inner circle. We all just witnessed the shit show by the gop in the house, the ongoing shit show with trump. Now all the eyes are on this and the optics are bad.

 

Cooperating, self reporting it doesn't matter, everytime I've turned on a news show the past few days I've seen the clip of Bidden saying how careless Trump was for allowing the docs to be removed, now Joe looks incompetent. Now we're hearing the docs were discovered a week before the primaries .. the Bidden admin has lost all moral high ground here.

 

If someone assassinated Trump, I could make a solid legal argument they were defending the US against a valid threat  

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Such a fortress that Nick Fuentes tossed his keys to valet and was seated 30 inches from Trump with a steak knife within 7 minutes?  That kinda fortified?  

"In addition to locks"

Also, yeah I'm sure there are many more people going in and out of Joe's garage than Mar a lago. 

2 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

While true... this was a colossal fuck up by joe and his inner circle. We all just witnessed the shit show by the gop in the house, the ongoing shit show with trump. Now all the eyes are on this and the optics are bad.

 

Cooperating, self reporting it doesn't matter, everytime I've turned on a news show the past few days I've seen the clip of Bidden saying how careless Trump was for allowing the docs to be removed, now Joe looks incompetent. Now we're hearing the docs were discovered a week before the primaries .. the Bidden admin has lost all moral high ground here.

 

What is less reported is the DOJ was notified at the time the docs were discovered.

2 hours ago, Smax said:

Now we're hearing the docs were discovered a week before the primaries

I agree the situation is problematic for the admin, but why are people pointing this out?

7 minutes ago, GW Hayduke said:

I agree the situation is problematic for the admin, but why are people pointing this out?

 

 

because it could be construed as a cover up

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Such a fortress that Nick Fuentes tossed his keys to valet and was seated 30 inches from Trump with a steak knife within 7 minutes?  That kinda fortified?  

Fortified wine kind of fortified 

1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

 

because it could be construed as a cover up

By the same people that ignored and shrugged off the perpetual fountain of shit that was covered up in 2016 (Stormy the hooker and her $130K in payments + every issue in the Muller Report).  But, Biden was not on the ballot in November, so who gives a shit ~ bunch of bitches butt hurt that Americans increasingly not picking Republicans and no foreseeable “red wave” on the horizon.  

This is all so dumb and it will work on dumb people and they will both sides it in their mind and vote for the Rs in 2024 and we will ultimately get what we deserve. I’m done with the dumbs. I’ve accepted we will go down because of them and there’s not a got damn thing I can do about it. 

2 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

because it could be construed as a cover up

Because Biden's team didn't publicly announce the discovery within 7 days after making the discovery, there could be a cover up? 

They notified NARA and provided them with the documents.  NARA then informed the DOJ. That appears to be the textbook, exact way to handle a situation like this -- and the exact opposite of a "cover up."  

Plus, the DOJ has an apparent policy that they don't announce major investigative steps close to an election, so they aren't covering anything up. And we know they never fuck that up.

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The only people upset by this are the ones that won't vote for Biden under any circumstances. 

And the ones that are upset that we aren't upset.

29 minutes ago, GW Hayduke said:

Because Biden's team didn't publicly announce the discovery within 7 days after making the discovery, there could be a cover up? 

They notified NARA and provided them with the documents.  NARA then informed the DOJ. That appears to be the textbook, exact way to handle a situation like this -- and the exact opposite of a "cover up."  

Plus, the DOJ has an apparent policy that they don't announce major investigative steps close to an election, so they aren't covering anything up. And we know they never fuck that up.

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Thats nice and all but if the dems are going to try and portray themselves as the good guys in all this, they need to stop tripping on their dicks and not alerting the public, news whoever about this till after the midterms is suspect. International or not it appears it was done to not impact the elections

8 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

Thats nice and all but if the dems are going to try and portray themselves as the good guys in all this, they need to stop tripping on their dicks and not alerting the public, news whoever about this till after the midterms is suspect. International or not it appears it was done to not impact the elections

Every election needs DOJ pronouncements, last minute and without the time needed to understand the news in context? Sure, that has benefitted our country in the past. Right?

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

The only people upset by this are the ones that won't vote for Biden under any circumstances. 

And the ones that are upset that we aren't upset.

 

Exactly. Fuck em, let em froth.

 

 

2 hours ago, Smax said:

 

Thats nice and all but if the dems are going to try and portray themselves as the good guys in all this, they need to stop tripping on their dicks and not alerting the public, news whoever about this till after the midterms is suspect. International or not it appears it was done to not impact the elections

When people stop forcing themselves to care about this they won't care anymore.

It's unfortunate.  That's all.  Like leading by 14 in the 4th quarter and fumbling at midfield.  Makes for a little suspense but ultimately it will be forgotten.  Because it should be forgotten.

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

"In addition to locks"

Also, yeah I'm sure there are many more people going in and out of Joe's garage than Mar a lago. 

He used to cut the grass. He was a very nice boy.

 

On 1/14/2023 at 11:42 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump looks thrilled posing in front of a cartoonish painting of him where he looks extra fat. 

You don’t appreciate art, they said the same about DaVinci.

He’s gotta be playing a long game and is trolling.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

do people still care about running mates?

A dotard/huckabee ticket would definitely be a heavy weight contender….about 600lbs.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A dotard/huckabee ticket would definitely be a heavy weight contender….about 600lbs.

God, that would be the ultimate idiocracy ticket. Except maybe MTG I guess. 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A dotard/huckabee ticket would definitely be a heavy weight contender….about 600lbs.

Imagine how much McDonald’s will be ordered when they’re on their magat rally tours 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Didn’t these same people in 2016 say Hillary wasn’t worth their vote just bc she was a woman, and Kamala in 2020? 

But now pandering with a female running mate is okay!

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Fucking woke insurance companies. Nothing worse.

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