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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Dear any stupid motherfucker who still thinks that the election was "stolen",

FUCK YOU! You're too gotdamned stupid to be living and hopefully you haven't reproduced.

Signed,

America

GQP logic: we were trying to steal the election so obviously the dems must have stolen it!

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No bitch….

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14 hours ago, elfenix said:

GQP logic: we were trying to steal the election so obviously the dems must have stolen it!

Every accusation is a confession. Always with them. As constant as the sunrise. 

18 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Nope. Russian spy balloon

True.  But it was Made in China 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Rude

Potential vp !

I wider if trump takes off his diaper before these chicks try to blow his. Limp biskit ?

This'll sound conspiracy theory-esque...but it really is weird.  Some days/photos/videos/appearances...he looks like the same 300# tub of shit with multiple goiter-labias.  And other days, he looks almost ghostly, like a a skeleton wearing a Trumper suit as skin, maybe 225# at most.  Fucking weird.  And creepy.  Mostly weird.  

Look at the way his pants/belt are drooping right there when he used to wear them high where they'd be clinging to dear life.  

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump hitting that cardio hard !!!

 

1,x

I just saw an article about trump threatening to support the Democrats if the Reps do not stand up for him.  PLEASE mr. trump, sir, do the world a favor and put a bullet in your stupid fkn brainless head if you are smart enough not to screw up the attempt.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

This'll sound conspiracy theory-esque...but it really is weird.  Some days/photos/videos/appearances...he looks like the same 300# tub of shit with multiple goiter-labias.  And other days, he looks almost ghostly, like a a skeleton wearing a Trumper suit as skin, maybe 225# at most.  Fucking weird.  And creepy.  Mostly weird.  

Look at the way his pants/belt are drooping right there when he used to wear them high where they'd be clinging to dear life.  

 

I had heard before that Henry Ford was a huge piece of shit, but this book I'm reading had a section on him that sounded exactly like another stable genius businessman...

 

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Holy shit, that's eerily similar.  What's the book? 

My favorite part is "He didn't like" sentence that covers so many unrelated and bizarre things.  I'm reading it in the voice of Dr. Evil and my daughter wants to know what is so funny.  ...Tobacco, idleness of any kind, pasteurized milk, overweight people, or tall buildings.  I'm crying.

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Holy shit, that's eerily similar.  What's the book? 

Highly, highly, highly recommend:

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Isn't he why we had to do fucking square dancing in junior high PE, or was that some other racist robber baron.

17 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Isn't he why we had to do fucking square dancing in junior high PE, or was that some other racist robber baron.

Fuck, I forgot all about that.  Man this thread is making me laugh at the strangest shit.  Yeah, there was some tee-totaler mogul of the first half of the last century that felt square dancing or box socials or somesuch shit would help us get exercise in the winter months and avoid sexual temptation and booze.  I'm not going down the google rabbit hole, you brought it uP! 

Seriously the obsession of older rich white men about what's going on in teenager's underwear, who aren't their own children, is as timeless as...........well....a good old fashioned hootenanny!  Grab a partner! 

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Fuck, I forgot all about that.  Man this thread is making me laugh at the strangest shit.  Yeah, there was some tee-totaler mogul of the first half of the last century that felt square dancing or box socials or somesuch shit would help us get exercise in the winter months and avoid sexual temptation and booze.  I'm not going down the google rabbit hole, you brought it uP! 
Seriously the obsession of older rich white men about what's going on in teenager's underwear, who aren't their own children, is as timeless as...........well....a good old fashioned hootenanny!  Grab a partner! 
Wait... other schools had square fencing in PE? I thought that was just Baytown. Shit. Learn something new every day.

Square Fencing?  Whuh?  I don't get it.  Is Baytown the rival to Zach Morris' Bayside?  

Square dancing in PE made me see Lona Walton in a whole new light. 

I'm assuming if you text Fuck Trump to that number they still get you with a fee. 

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19 hours ago, YGIFS said:
Fuck, I forgot all about that.  Man this thread is making me laugh at the strangest shit.  Yeah, there was some tee-totaler mogul of the first half of the last century that felt square dancing or box socials or somesuch shit would help us get exercise in the winter months and avoid sexual temptation and booze.  I'm not going down the google rabbit hole, you brought it uP! 
Seriously the obsession of older rich white men about what's going on in teenager's underwear, who aren't their own children, is as timeless as...........well....a good old fashioned hootenanny!  Grab a partner! 

Wait... other schools had square fencing in PE? I thought that was just Baytown. Shit. Learn something new every day.

We did it (square dancing, not square fencing) in DISD in the late '50s.  Only a third or more sat it out with letters from their Baptist minister indicating they considered dancing a sin.  Probably the same all over Texas.

folk dancing was a PE curriculum standard for many years. Every school in Texas was required to do it. Usually square dancing, and some kind of dance from I think the Phillipines where you hopped over sticks, which was usually PVC pipes in PE class. Two people would move the pipes while a dancer hopped over them, kind of like jump rope.

3 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

folk dancing was a PE curriculum standard for many years. Every school in Texas was required to do it. Usually square dancing, and some kind of dance from I think the Phillipines where you hopped over sticks, which was usually PVC pipes in PE class. Two people would move the pipes while a dancer hopped over them, kind of like jump rope.

I don't remember folk dancing in PE.  I do remember the parachute on rainy days in the gym, though.

We did square dancing to that fucking Cotton Eye Joe song. Scarred for life

What kind of schools did y’all goto, square dancing ? 
 

did they force you to wear make up and dresses too ? 😂😂😂
 

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He also thinks the most sophisticated equipment in the world belongs to China. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

What kind of schools did y’all goto, square dancing ?

In other words- where did you come from?  Where did you go?

Maybe we can negotiate another trade war that cripples the American farm industry so much it needs a bailout twice the size of the auto industry 

23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Fuck, I forgot all about that. 

I vaguely remember weaseling my way outta that somehow but more distinctly remember thinking "aw hell naw" cuz that's the Wonder Years lingo us kids in the 70s used. 

JFC this 60 Minutes story. Somehow this baboon will slip out of it.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He thinks the balloon was manned.

 

 

These flew over Florida and Texas while he was potus and he did nothing. Except lie about it, of course. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He also thinks the most sophisticated equipment in the world belongs to China.

Well, they do have that hurricane gun. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

In other words- where did you come from?  Where did you go?

Here and there.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

JFC this 60 Minutes story. Somehow this baboon will slip out of it.

I’m under the age of 55.

What’s a 60 minutes?

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m under the age of 55.

What’s a 60 minutes?


how long I did your mom this morning 

 

11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m under the age of 55.

What’s a 60 minutes?

The thing that comes on after football. Except on the West Coast.

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15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He thinks the balloon was manned.

 

 

Let's unwind the stupid in this statement:

1. That China doesn't have the technology to sufficiently guide a balloon remotely.  

2. That he thinks the ballon could hold the cargo of 3 buses (rather than having the size of 3 buses.) 

3. "manned spacecraft", in quotes.

4. That we didn't "call China."

5. That the US would publicly leverage the pilot's life for negotiations. 

6. That China would give a shit about a pilot.  

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5 hours ago, Tuco said:

Let's unwind the stupid in this statement:

1. That China doesn't have the technology to sufficiently guide a balloon remotely.  

2. That he thinks the ballon could hold the cargo of 3 buses (rather than having the size of 3 buses.) 

3. "manned spacecraft", in quotes.

4. That we didn't "call China."

5. That the US would publicly leverage the pilot's life for negotiations. 

6. That China would give a shit about a pilot.  

7.  That there is some pilot just hanging out for a few weeks at 65,000ft, staying mentally sharp enough to pilot the balloon with just a few solar panels providing his oxygen and keeping his "bus" nice and toasty while outside it is -70 degrees F.

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18 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

7.  That there is some pilot just hanging out for a few weeks at 65,000ft, staying mentally sharp enough to pilot the balloon with just a few solar panels providing his oxygen and keeping his "bus" nice and toasty while outside it is -70 degrees F.

And that pilot?  George Santos.  Climbed down a rope ladder before Space Force made it go kaboom.

Also team square dance checking in. Elementary school. 

Completely forgotten about that. 

37 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Also team square dance checking in.

Team '83 South Texas ExtremePain Dodgeball would have raced to mid-court, snatched up all the red balls and gone medieval on Team Square Dance. 

The spy ballon thing reminded me of the time Japan bombed Omaha in WW2.

Relatively late in the war, the Japanese desperately wanted to disrupt the American war effort.  The loaded up a bunch of balloons with incendiary ordinance and launched the them into the air stream, with a leakage rates that they believed would cause them to land in the US.  They were mainly trying to cause forest fires in the western US.  The effort wasn't terribly successful, although I think it did cause some fatalities as a few people who found unexploded bombs didn't stay clear.  And, one of these bombs did come down in Omaha, near an area of town called Dundee.  

The US Military didn't want the Japanese to have any notion of whether it was successful, so they completely covered it up.  

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