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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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does he think pulling your pants up makes you look slimmer?  because i have an update on that.

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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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apologies to Mr cross who I can’t imagine would like being compared to a trump fan. 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

If a crime was committed, he needs to be charged 

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

If a crime was committed, he needs to be charged 

And jailed pending trial. That's what they do to negroes. Do it to fascist Trump.

On 2/19/2023 at 10:25 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Were Trump to die in some sort of odd circumstance this country would probably explode.

I know my dick would. 

21 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

All respect, no, you didn’t.  Jesus, I’m not saying he was not always gonna shill for Trump and use his position in Trump’s favor.   I’m talking about the extent - the unprecedented extent to which all prior norms would be violated and pushed so far in the face of literally traitorous actions by a President.   That he would be protected by the AJ and Justice and Senators in a novel way.  

The Turtle not just playing games and voting on partisan lines, but literally obstructing evidence and disallowing witness testimony.  It was the total abandonment of any pretense of fairness norms that was a shock.   Had they allowed documents and witnesses he would still NOT have been convicted with most GOP Senators voting party lines.  Everyone knew they were selfish hacks and politicians who did shit to get reelected.   We all knew that the GOP would back Trump.  But their response to the gutting of the conviction hearing was unprecedented, despite the well known political reality of no way to get to 2/3rds as the partisan political fix was in.  We knew that was the result. Two. Different. Points. 

It’s like saying we all knew January 6 WOULD happen because MAGATs are stupid and Trump is trying to hang on to power.   We knew all that, we knew that his fans were delusional and potentially violent.   We knew what was POSSIBLE…but it was still surreal when it happened the way it happened.   Our resident seer and ledge sitter was not surprised that J6 happened.  Hell, if anyone predicted it Brisket has the premier claim.  But I don’t think even he woke up and made popcorn and sat down knowing J6 would happen the day and way it did. 

All I’m saying is the envelope was pushed until it disintegrated. THAT I did not see.   

Just take my drink bet. 

 

Hmm, no, wildcat is right. All of that shit seemed really obvious to a lot of us going back a long way. Brisket is our tribe's guru, but he was far from the only one who saw it. One's been able to set their watch to MAGA taking the most nefarious, ignorant, and norm destroying tack in any situation for at least 4 years now. 

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't...why?

See the destruction of our public education system thread. 

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19 hours ago, Blotto said:

Let me take a stab here, Chris. Biden was probably my least favorite candidate on the Dem side. I had serious reservations about his age, and while I'm not crazy with the job he's been doing, he has actually exceeded my low expectations. But I wasn't voting for Biden. I was voting against that fat orange fucktard Trump. it didnt matter who the dems nominated in '20 or who they will nominate in '24. I will not vote for any GOP candidate until everyone last one of the current crop of republican shitstains are out of office, which likely means my lifetime. Watching an insurrection will do that to a fellow. So fuck you Chris, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck the GQP.  

And this is another problem. Republicans have been shit for decades. Their economic, healthcare, and cultural (christofacist) policies have been shit for decades. But, they’ll all be better once this current crop goes away.

I wouldn’t be able to buy health insurance today without those commies Obama and Biden cause health insurance companies wouldn’t sell to us 1 million+ type 1 diabetics. Republicans are irredeemable pieces of shit always and forever.

33 minutes ago, GenXer said:

And this is another problem. Republicans have been shit for decades. Their economic, healthcare, and cultural (christofacist) policies have been shit for decades. But, they’ll all be better once this current crop goes away.

I wouldn’t be able to buy health insurance today without those commies Obama and Biden cause health insurance companies wouldn’t sell to us 1 million+ type 1 diabetics. Republicans are irredeemable pieces of shit always and forever.

Meet the new crop. Same as the old crop.

 

Trump would've gone to war torn Ukraine too. It would've been to meet with Putin though. 

24 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Trump would've gone to war torn Ukraine too. It would've been to meet with Putin though. 

It would have been the best peace deal you've ever seen. Believe me.

On 2/20/2023 at 12:32 PM, wildcat09 said:

Man, tons of us right here foresaw that.

We don’t have a myopic view of the justice system blinding our vision. 

 


 

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Jury in Georgia Trump Inquiry Recommended Multiple Indictments,

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She would not discuss specific indictments in the special grand jury’s report but noted that its recommendations are “not going to be some giant plot twist.”

 

 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We don’t have a myopic view of the justice system blinding our vision. 

Except that whole part where the justice system wasn't involved in that at all.  It was one man saying disingenuous things.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 


 

 

This is such a cocktease.

Until there are indictments, just keep on strokin.

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Maybe they'll strenuously recommend indictments next.

16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Except that whole part where the justice system wasn't involved in that at all.  It was one man saying disingenuous things.

Barr ran the fucking Justice Department. 

Asked whether the jurors had recommended indicting Mr. Trump, Ms. Kohrs gave a cryptic answer: “You’re not going to be shocked. It’s not rocket science,” adding “you won’t be too surprised.”

Christ on a bike, lady. 

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

Asked whether the jurors had recommended indicting Mr. Trump, Ms. Kohrs gave a cryptic answer: “You’re not going to be shocked. It’s not rocket science,” adding “you won’t be too surprised.”

Christ on a bike, lady. 

So no then?

59 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Except that whole part where the justice system wasn't involved in that at all.  It was one man saying disingenuous things.

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3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We don’t have a myopic view of the justice system blinding our vision. 

You misspelled hurr-durr

33 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Asked whether the jurors had recommended indicting Mr. Trump, Ms. Kohrs gave a cryptic answer: “You’re not going to be shocked. It’s not rocket science,” adding “you won’t be too surprised.”

Christ on a bike, lady. 

It’s just a recommendation. The DA is a political position. They need balls to follow through. 

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fucking die already you fat piece of shit >.<

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Stupid lib warmongers 

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The grand jury foreperson was just on CNN. She is... animated. 

I think live-action is a better medium for something this serious.  

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The grand jury foreperson was just on CNN. She is... animated. 

I would prefer she remain out of the media, but it is what it is. She should consider security given the loony nature of most trumpers. 

9 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

I would prefer she remain out of the media, but it is what it is. She should consider security given the loony nature of most trumpers. 

Pretty much as soon as her interview ended, every other talking head on CNN started going "wtf is she doing??". 

40 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

I would prefer she remain out of the media, but it is what it is. She should consider security given the loony nature of most trumpers. 


maga cult is about to bring a world of pain to her life 

They're born to ride Donald Trump?
 

Well, you understand how the cult works.
4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

They're born to ride Donald Trump?

 

Well, he is shaped like a cow.

Those guys are bikers like Trump is smart 

Does that dude have a Trump/Puerto Rico deal above his butthole?  Weird flex.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Pretty much as soon as her interview ended, every other talking head on CNN started going "wtf is she doing??". 

I was promised no surprises. 

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Ten bucks says those guys are lawyers. 

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Where the former President of the United States is publicly attacking the United States for upsetting the dictator of North Korea.  I'm not sure anyone had this possibility on their bingo card.

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Where the former President of the United States is publicly attacking the United States for upsetting the dictator of North Korea.  I'm not sure anyone had this possibility on their bingo card.

 

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The guy who tweeted he fell in love with a communist dictator who murdered an American college student is advocating the same thing the communist dictator is advocating?

That's weird. I don't get it.

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44 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

The guy who tweeted he fell in love with a communist dictator who murdered an American college student is advocating the same thing the communist dictator is advocating?

That's weird. I don't get it.

Anyhooo

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If Trump had won re-election, it would’ve been Putin who was visiting Kyiv this week. 

19 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If Trump had won re-election, it would’ve been Putin who was visiting Kyiv this week. 

And trump would be getting a few million for his help with the deal.  Hard to understand why anyone would have a problem with that, it's just business, right?  

If Trump had won re-election, it would’ve been Putin who was visiting Kyiv this week. 

Taking Ukraine had to be a long term plan for Putin. He was stupid to continue the plan when the Trump-re-election part of the puzzle fell through.
29 minutes ago, Woland said:


Taking Ukraine had to be a long term plan for Putin. He was stupid to continue the plan when the Trump-re-election part of the puzzle fell through.

He was banking on Trump being in power and making it an easy conquest. Then when Trump lost, Putin made the mistake of thinking the West had lost its resolve to stand up to him. Especially after everything Trump had done to try to weaken NATO and advance Putin’s agenda. Putin got away with invading Georgia and Crimea and eastern Ukraine. So he invaded with a large force and tried to take Kyiv. He wasn’t prepared to run into an old Cold Warrior like Joe Biden.

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