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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I sort of favor the idea of building 10 cities in a place like Utah and enticing all of these fucksticks to go there.

 

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


then we nuke them 

Do these cities have to be in America? 

Put them in Russia. 

Trump finally gets his Moscow hotel.

Maga moves in.

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Then we nuke them.

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


then we nuke them 

If we put them in the right part of Nevada we don't need to.

On 3/3/2023 at 8:31 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Freedom Cities and flying cars !

Hello 3rd party run !

 

 

 

Isn’t this how Mad Max got started?

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This fucker is losing it. No energy. Nothing fresh. No fresh outrage. Whines about his persecution. 

He expects America's deplorables to rise up for new street names and buildings? 

It's not even an original idea.  Prince Charles tried it in the '90s.

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Nah, I think it was waterworld when they decided, "If we can't bring water to the cities...we'll bring the cities to the water" like in "Chinatown"  But shit gets outta hand and they flood everything.  I mean, I'm not shocked that Trump thinks this is a good idea.  I'm just wondering at what point his base realizes, "Living in Central Nevada with a bunch of geriatrics with no job prospects and schools brought to you by the U.S. Dept. of Education" doesn't sound that fun.  Even after you pick out your appliance package at the model home.  

I get that some focus group told Kushner and Bannon that "housing affordability" is a Top 5/10 issue for even MAGA (obviously after CRT and 2A).  This is a bizarre fucking suggestion even for these lunactics.  Just stick with talking points like "Overhaul the Fed to lower mortgage rates" or "incentive business to build more housing lower costs" or "Cut regulations that keep houses from being developed-nobody knows more about real estate development than me"   That kinda shit.  It plays well, it makes some modicum of sense.  But erecting 10 cities in Alaska and Montana near no major employers or transportation hubs, that's just fucking weird even for people desperate for home ownership.

I honestly sounds like a Squid Game meets Hunger Games kinda shit.  They lure you out with 50,000 other morons to the fucking desert to live in anonymous mass housing and feed you government protein bars.  With no job prospects and mostly older people who are bleeding Social Security and Medicare, they announce some sort of "contest" where the last 5,000 can stay and enjoy the excesses of the now underpopulated Federal City.  

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


then we nuke them 

I say we shoot them, then we hang them, then we kill them!

He wants to incorporate city beautification projects into national politics? 
#RestoreDowntown!
Apparently they siezed the memo reminding him that he's leading the party of small government. You know no socialism, not renaming things based on woke awareness, not regulating how things are built...
On 3/5/2023 at 9:21 AM, mdmost said:

Is he thinking of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law?

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7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Waiting for him to announce a Degenerate Art exhibition.

49 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Waiting for him to announce a Degenerate Art exhibition.

He sold it as digital trading cards.

Somebody mentioned it earlier, but really surprised he hasn't opened up some kind of Villages knock-off.  When you think about it, it's perfect - captive audience, he can be skimming off of everything from the construction to the country clubs/golf courses/restaurants to the various fees, maintenance, etc.

Then again, he'd have to come up with a shitload of money up front to get it going.   While The Villages started out as a small trailer park (mobile home), you can't get that much these days without some serious capital, and given that he could fuck up casinos and steaks, yeah....not going to happen.

Now Jared could probably get the Saudis on board...

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody mentioned it earlier, but really surprised he hasn't opened up some kind of Villages knock-off.  When you think about it, it's perfect - captive audience, he can be skimming off of everything from the construction to the country clubs/golf courses/restaurants to the various fees, maintenance, etc.

Then again, he'd have to come up with a shitload of money up front to get it going.   While The Villages started out as a small trailer park (mobile home), you can't get that much these days without some serious capital, and given that he could fuck up casinos and steaks, yeah....not going to happen.

Now Jared could probably get the Saudis on board...

i need a few million dollars and a ranch in grimes county, maybe near iola.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody mentioned it earlier, but really surprised he hasn't opened up some kind of Villages knock-off.  When you think about it, it's perfect - captive audience, he can be skimming off of everything from the construction to the country clubs/golf courses/restaurants to the various fees, maintenance, etc.

Then again, he'd have to come up with a shitload of money up front to get it going.   While The Villages started out as a small trailer park (mobile home), you can't get that much these days without some serious capital, and given that he could fuck up casinos and steaks, yeah....not going to happen.

Now Jared could probably get the Saudis on board...


slapping the ‘trump’ brand on the dump is worth more than any dollar amount 

Mr. President---speaking of tall, goofy looking shit from New York...anybody heard from Eric Trump lately?  

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

i need a few million dollars and a ranch in grimes county, maybe near iola.

That would never work.  Their motto (on road signs) used to be “You do the crime, you do the time, in Grimes County”.  

6 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

"Fifty spates."  What a chucklefuck.

"57 states!!!!"

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody mentioned it earlier, but really surprised he hasn't opened up some kind of Villages knock-off.  When you think about it, it's perfect - captive audience, he can be skimming off of everything from the construction to the country clubs/golf courses/restaurants to the various fees, maintenance, etc.

Then again, he'd have to come up with a shitload of money up front to get it going.   While The Villages started out as a small trailer park (mobile home), you can't get that much these days without some serious capital, and given that he could fuck up casinos and steaks, yeah....not going to happen.

Now Jared could probably get the Saudis on board...

what do you think every Trump building and golf course is?

Edited by Longhorn94

5 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

what do you think every Trump building and golf course is?

An employer of undocumented immigrant labor. 

14 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

what do you think every Trump building and golf course is?

Aren’t most of the buildings just licensing deals? Like he’s paid just for use of his name but he doesn’t have any actual ownership. 
 

Definitely spot on as to the country club/golf course scams

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

"And I'll challenge the Governors of all fipty spaykes.... all fifty states."

Maybe that's the overflow room, you ever think of that tough guy?  

On 3/4/2023 at 8:27 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I recently noticed a property in my lil' corner MAGA-stan that has a blank 18 ft space on their fence that had previously been covered since (I believe) 2015 with a Trump banner. It wasn't removed due to being some sun-bleached, wind-tattered eye sore. I couldn't help but note how it matched the well-maintained property over the years and monotonous amazement that there were still passengers on the Trump Train post-Jan 6. I could be totally off, but it feels like the Fox News texts from the Dominion suit- that their trusted guides were privately laughing at the ludicrous horseshit that they could con their viewers into believing- might be taking their toll. 

I stayed out near Wimberley this past weekend and turned down a random side road and came upon a falling down shack with no less than 4 of these flags, tattered, and proudly flying.  In the driveway, a jacked up truck and a 20+ foot boat, both from probably the late 90s.  Great life choices these people made.

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I stayed out near Wimberley this past weekend and turned down a random side road and came upon a falling down shack with no less than 4 of these flags, tattered, and proudly flying.  In the driveway, a jacked up truck and a 20+ foot boat, both from probably the late 90s.  Great life choices these people made.

The ultimate example of this is on 290W a couple miles outside of Fredericksburg. Between a peach stand and some self storage units, there's a mocha shit brown, rusted POS panel van with "Trump Promises Kept" scrawled on it with a turd pencil. It's been there at least 3 years, yet every time we head to Kerrville to visit the MIL the gods of photography thwart us and prevent Mrs GOTJ from getting a pic of the carnage.

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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The ultimate example of this is on 290W a couple miles outside of Fredericksburg. Between a peach stand and some self storage units. There's a mocha shit brown, rusted POS panel van with "Trump Promises Kept" scrawled on it with a turd pencil. It's been there at least 3 years, yet every time we head to Kerrville to visit the MIL the gods of photography thwart us and prevent Mrs GOTJ from getting a pic of the carnage.

Yep.  I've laughed at that for every one of those 3 years.  I'm pretty convinced it's actually a joke.  But nothing would surprise me.

40 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The ultimate example of this is on 290W a couple miles outside of Fredericksburg. Between a peach stand and some self storage units, there's a mocha shit brown, rusted POS panel van with "Trump Promises Kept" scrawled on it with a turd pencil. It's been there at least 3 years, yet every time we head to Kerrville to visit the MIL the gods of photography thwart us and prevent Mrs GOTJ from getting a pic of the carnage.

39 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  I've laughed at that for every one of those 3 years.  I'm pretty convinced it's actually a joke.  But nothing would surprise me.

It's got to be a joke, or somebody was very bitter/felt betrayed..  When we first saw it, it had been there only a few weeks at the most, and it looked like shit then.

Unfortunately, that's no joke. Have you seen how Gillespie County votes?

Texas also has a 'sore loser' law, and Alabama 

 

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If Trump runs 3rd party, the dems could run RuPaul and still win. Get after it, fat donnie.

20 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If Trump runs 3rd party, the dems could run RuPaul and still win. Get after it, fat donnie.

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Best case scenarios:

1.  Campaigning that hard for two full years causes him to pass away.

2.  Runs third party, implodes the MAGA movement.

3.  Doesn't win GOP nomination after fair-n-square primary season.  Recluses to finish out his years in shame.

4.  Wins GOP nomination, loses in General Election. 

5.  ???

6.  Profit

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I swear CPAC happens like 3-4 times every year, right?

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I swear CPAC happens like 3-4 times every year, right?

Look just because it's a semi-annual quarterly bi-monthly event, doesn't mean it's not super serious!

It's starting to look like one of those super-exclusive, double-secret SXSW pop-up parties that they host like 5 nights in a row and by the end of it, they're just like, 'Fuck it, anybody can come and bring 3 dates for my friends.'  CPAC was years and years ago a big deal.  But now, it's the same 9 people speaking in front of a portable backdrop they just move around the country to different airport Hiltons.  I love that this quarter, as the GOP nomination race is officially getting going, Grover and the Club for Growth held the real vetting conference down in Florida with no media allowed as if to say, "Have your fucking clown show, me and these 7 people and 3 computers will decide to the fate of the party, thank you very much."  

53 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Best case scenarios:

1.  Campaigning that hard for two full years causes him to pass away.

Pass away? To me passing away implies peacefully crossing over from living to no longer living without the perishing even knowing.  This motherfucker needs to DIE. Slowly, painfully and violently. 

I think Cheat & Rigg opened for Big & Rich at Stagecoach Festival last summer.  

1 hour ago, Restless Native said:

Rigg hasn't been the same since he split up with Murtaugh.

To be fair to Murtaugh, and Trump, they was getting too old for this shit.  

17 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The ultimate example of this is on 290W a couple miles outside of Fredericksburg. Between a peach stand and some self storage units, there's a mocha shit brown, rusted POS panel van with "Trump Promises Kept" scrawled on it with a turd pencil. It's been there at least 3 years, yet every time we head to Kerrville to visit the MIL the gods of photography thwart us and prevent Mrs GOTJ from getting a pic of the carnage.

I have a nearly overwhelming urge to put a zero under that every time I'm out that way. 

The guy who built the "Whoop Stop" in Paige (devoted to all things aggy) went on to build a par three truly cow pasture pool 9 hole course named WhizGolf, next to it, complete with the opportunity to tour the portable sheds he's hawking.    He's a huge Trump supporter.  

It's been fun over the years to watch it all die a gradual death.  

 

 

On 3/6/2023 at 10:02 AM, Pig Bellmont said:

Aren’t most of the buildings just licensing deals? Like he’s paid just for use of his name but he doesn’t have any actual ownership. 
 

Definitely spot on as to the country club/golf course scams

I think Trump owns most of the golf courses and some other properties.  Most of the hotels and other buildings worldwide with his name are licensing deals.  

 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoytko/2019/10/23/heres-every-trump-property-thats-dropped-his-name/?sh=191791353571

 

 

18 hours ago, Blotto said:

If Trump runs 3rd party, the dems could run RuPaul and still win. Get after it, fat donnie.

RuPaul is exactly as qualified and far more successful.

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

8 hours ago, Restless Native said:

Rigg hasn't been the same since he split up with Murtaugh.

Dammit YGIFS beat me to the joke, by hours

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

RuPaul is exactly as qualified and far more successful.

Libs might throw a fit about Ru's fracking interests lmao

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