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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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There’s a new song that’s been released, it’s DJT and the “J6 Prison Choir” collab. Must be listened to. 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

There’s a new song that’s been released, it’s DJT and the “J6 Prison Choir” collab. Must be listened to. 
 

 


I want the last 2:17 seconds of my life back.

From the comments “When politics is religion, truth doesn’t matter.”

9 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

From the comments “When politics is religion, truth doesn’t matter.”

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Wow that J6 Prison Collab was a banger. And by the way, that mother fucker better hope there isn't really justice for all.

24 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

literal blasphemy.

You are angry that you didn’t think of writing that book first.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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The Amazon description:   During the presidency of President Donald Trump, it became evident to me that the prophecies about the Son of Man, as predicted by Jesus in the Bible were, to a significant extent, fulfilled at the hands of Mr Trump. The Bible speaks about two different Christs-or Messiahs. Jesus, the Son of God is the one Christ, whereas the Son of Man is the other. Jesus always referred to the Son of Man in the third person. The greatest distinction or significance between the Son of Man and the Son of God (the Lamb) is their respective positions at the throne of God. There are numerous differences between the Son of God and the Son of Man, but overall, people read these scriptures and they do not realize that the Son of God (the Lamb) stands in front of the throne of God, whereas the Son of Man, is positioned on the right hand of God. Jesus spoke about two different killings in the four gospels of the New Testament. People read these scriptures and are unaware that Jesus (the Son of God) predicted his own killing in the first person, as opposed to the several prophecies that He made in respects to the Son of Man who will be crucified. The New Testament speaks about "two Kings;" Jesus, the Son of God, is the "King of the Jews," whereas the Son of Man is the "King of Kings" who will be a world-ruler, and He will rule all the nations (the tribes) of the earth with a rod of iron. This book will explain in depth how "Donald John Trump's" full name literally means: "The Ruler of the World, graced by Yahweh (the LORD) and a descendant of a Drummer." Upon reading this book, the reader will be captivated when they realize how President Donald John Trump fulfilled most of the prophecies as the Son of Man. It speaks about End Time Prophecies and Biblical revelations regarding "President Donald J. Trump, the Son of Man. The Christ."

I haven't received any of this stuff for quite a long time. I guess he got over not seeing my name at the top of the list of donors he reviews everyday.

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Maybe I was too harsh about the guy. He's clearly aiming only to inspire me to fight for this great country!

Oh, wait.

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I just don't think I can pass up this opportunity to be involved in 1,300% impact!

Why $24 and $47?  Should just go full on infomercial and have a $19.99 option.

I just want that POS to live long enough to spend 50 years in prison preaching to his fellow inmates.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Why $24 and $47?  Should just go full on infomercial and have a $19.99 option.

$9.95 was already taken.

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"Americans will not tolerate Radical Left Democrats tuming our justice system into an injustice system to influence a presidential election, which is all they want to do.

Americans tolerated Trump losing somehow back in 2020, I think we will be fine.  

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Americans tolerated Trump losing somehow back in 2020, I think we will be fine.  

I do like how atomheart is like Walter.  "No Donny, these men are cowards".  I just hope he's right.

54 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I do like how atomheart is like Walter.  "No Donny, these men are cowards".  I just hope he's right.

All of his biggest supporters are either in jail, waiting to go to jail, or in the House of Representatives.

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I wonder if Donnie understands that if shit actually goes down, there’s a sizable contingent of Republicans who would like to see him knocked out of the race, making it easier for the Republicans to nominate the guy in high heels.

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Of course the guy in high heels is just as much of an insufferable prick and snowflake as Trump is, but he’s more competent, and that’s a problem.  I can’t tell if the Trumpers will get behind him though, since Trump is already going after him, and they’ll be pissed at the GOP if Trump doesn’t get the nod.  I am grateful to Trump for installing a mentality in his followers that if he can’t have it, the GOP can’t have it.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Of course the guy in high heels is just as much of an insufferable prick and snowflake as Trump is, but he’s more competent, and that’s a problem.  I can’t tell if the Trumpers will get behind him though, since Trump is already going after him, and they’ll be pissed at the GOP if Trump doesn’t get the nod.  I am grateful to Trump for installing a mentality in his followers that if he can’t have it, the GOP can’t have it.

Wait, we're calling a guy that wears boots the guy in high heels?

Fuck DeSantis, and I was kind of offended that a Floriduh goombah was wearing boots, but still.  I'm also offended that that canuck cubano cagaleche wears boots, too.

But boots = heels is just a bridge too far.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

and you will be disappointed Jeff Tiedrich.  TwiceHorn out front should've told ya.

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

and you will be disappointed Jeff Tiedrich.  TwiceHorn out front should've told ya.

I actually remain fairly confident that he'll be indicted and convicted. 

Whether that makes a bit of difference to the magats is another thing entirely and I have zero confidence that it will.

I do kind of wish the royal we could stop breathlessly speculating on whether he can be convicted of every new potential crime that comes down the pike.  He's personally pretty on the hook for two federal felonies, possibly also in Georgia and maybe NY, but, to the extent anything will get him, those federal crimes will.

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Whether that makes a bit of difference to the magats is another thing entirely and I have zero confidence that it will.

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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Wait, we're calling a guy that wears boots the guy in high heels?

Fuck DeSantis, and I was kind of offended that a Floriduh goombah was wearing boots, but still.  I'm also offended that that canuck cubano cagaleche wears boots, too.

But boots = heels is just a bridge too far.

There are boots.

And then there are boots meant to make you look quite a bit taller than you are.

For the last 43 years, every President we've elected has been 5-11 or taller, and it's been over a century since we elected a shorty, and DeSantis (or rather his wife) knows it.

Tiger Woods is 6-1.  DeSantis is 5-9 (and that's being generous).  You tell me if he's trying to add inches.

Now it's entirely possible that there is a horse just outside of the photo and DeSantis was wearing riding boots because he was going to hop on it and take off to another photo op or something.

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12 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I want the last 2:17 seconds of my life back.

Sounds like something from Stormy's testimony 

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

I'm not sure what that means, but I did see something that Smith has subpoenaed a bunch of lower-level MAL employees apparently to testify as to daily shenanigans with classified materials.

"Daily Shenanigans"  ???

Fucking Saint Patrick's Day with you, or what?  

51 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm not sure what that means, but I did see something that Smith has subpoenaed a bunch of lower-level MAL employees apparently to testify as to daily shenanigans with classified materials.


I’m sure all those low paid employees can afford high powered  lawyers with experience 

23 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

Well that's two minutes of my life I won't get back.  I listened to it twice.  and as someone who has a tendency to ramble, but who discerns messaging down to an elevator pitch for a living...i have no fucking idea what the fuck she just said or meant.  But apparently the word "indictment" appears in the bible several times.  

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This is so, so, so on-brand. First that the Salvadorans and Japanese gave him gifts exactly tailored to him. He likes himself and cheating at golf. 
 

Second, him taking a portrait of himself and golf clubs. 
 

 

I still can't believe that person was President. It seems even more unbelievable now than it did during 16-20, if that makes any sense. 

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:


That crazy god. Really focused on the important stuff.

God's Daily To-Do-List

1.  Neutron star in gamma D7 quadrant about to go super nova and destroy 40 billion souls.  Action plan-  none. 

2.  Imminent collision of 2 supermassive black holes in UR74-d8 galaxy will cause a gamma ray burst which will rip apart 70 light years of space time.  Action plan- none.

3.  Donald Trump may be indicted.   MUST INTERVENE. 

20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

God's Daily To-Do-List

1.  Neutron star in gamma D7 quadrant about to go super nova and destroy 40 billion souls.  Action plan-  none. 

2.  Imminent collision of 2 supermassive black holes in UR74-d8 galaxy will cause a gamma ray burst which will rip apart 70 light years of space time.  Action plan- none.

3.  Donald Trump may be indicted.   MUST INTERVENE. 

Well, it might seem a little improbable if you haven't been following along closely, but you have to remember ...

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Dammit...  I picked the wrong time to get another Twitter timeout.  

Jump onto Truth for the weekend.  It'll be a hoot.

50 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I still can't believe that person was President. It seems even more unbelievable now than it did during 16-20, if that makes any sense. 

I’ll go to my grave never being able to fathom how it happened. I genuinely believed everyone else was laughing at him too. I never realized that anyone actually took him seriously. 

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ll go to my grave never being able to fathom how it happened. I genuinely believed everyone else was laughing at him too. I never realized that anyone actually took him seriously. 

It's like someone made up a list of all the traits that should make you automatically ineligible for the presidency, and then put them all into one person. And then we elected him president. 

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