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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Is there anyone, even the most broke-brained MAGAT pillow clutchers, who is arguing that Trump is innocent and did not pay this porn star? Or is it all just anger that he’s not getting away with it? 

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24 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So question for the lawyers. 

If dotard is indicted, could the judge issue a gag order to all parties and, if so, would he/she?  Also, what happens when dotard breaks the order?

Yes.  Contempt, first a fine, then potential detention.

So Trump is claiming he never even banged Stormy? Are his attorneys even claiming that?

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Is there anyone, even the most broke-brained MAGAT pillow clutchers, who is arguing that Trump is innocent and did not pay this porn star? Or is it all just anger that he’s not getting away with it? 

Are you joking?  You doubt if there are reality deniers out there?

5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Is there anyone, even the most broke-brained MAGAT pillow clutchers, who is arguing that Trump is innocent and did not pay this porn star? Or is it all just anger that he’s not getting away with it? 

Yes to both

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Is there anyone, even the most broke-brained MAGAT pillow clutchers, who is arguing that Trump is innocent and did not pay this porn star? Or is it all just anger that he’s not getting away with it? 

Strangely enough, it's not illegal in most places to buy someone's silence on something.  The most obvious "illegality" would be if the someone is extorting that purchase.

That the payment was made seems indisputable and not disputed by Trumpco.  But it became an unlawful campaign contribution when he made it as a candidate, which is one relatively minor crime.  Secondarily, the "paperwork" was "doctored" to make it look like a payment of legal fees and disguise its true character.  That is, somewhat uniquely, a crime under New York state law.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Strangely enough, it's not illegal in most places to buy someone's silence on something.  The most obvious "illegality" would be if the someone is extorting that purchase.

That the payment was made seems indisputable and not disputed by Trumpco.  But it became an unlawful campaign contribution when he made it as a candidate, which is one relatively minor crime.  Secondarily, the "paperwork" was "doctored" to make it look like a payment of legal fees and disguise its true character.  That is, somewhat uniquely, a crime under New York state law.

Good points.  It was the reporting mechanism that really got him into this hot water.  Hush money and what is essentially prostitution (though really expensive sex) wouldn't have gotten him to this point.  

You know they're nervous when the working defense in the public arena is, "It's not illegal if it's to keep his wife from finding out."  Imagine the fucking case precedent that would set.  O.J. trial woulda never happened, "Your honor, it's not a crime to kill a bitch to keep her from finding out I'm gonna kill her."  

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Remind me the next time I'm facing legal trouble to threaten the one person who can actually help protect me, with rumors of non-consensual gay sex.  

Someday when this is all over, we're gonna learn what bizarre cocktail of prescription meds he was on, cut it up with some coke and molly and call it "Trumping Balls"  

The power move for DeSantis is to do what you all claimed above and let Trump be extradited but then say that with your support I will pardon him once I’m elected president.

*Ignoring the state vs federal charges details.

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

 

The power move for DeSantis is to do what you all claimed above and let Trump be extradited but then say that with your support I will pardon him once I’m elected president.

*Ignoring the state vs federal charges details.

He's so far doing about what I figured his only move was.  But yes, at some point during primary season---they're all gonna get asked if they'll pardon Trump.  And they'll get to DeSantis and he'll have to say with a straight face, "Look, I'm not some sophisticated lawyer.  I am merely a decorated veteran of the Navy JAG Corps and graduated from the best law school on Earth.  I don't know the ins and outs of federal versus state crimes to be pardoned here."  

If Phil Hartman were alive, it would make the greatest SNL sketch in history, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am but a humble caveman lawyer.  I'm not familiar with your ways and laws.  Your debate stage lights frighten me."  

It’s still going to be Trump vs Biden again.  Doesn’t matter how much he gets indicted now, it’s too little too late.  Sorry Ron, you’re just too much of a cuck sideshow in this timeline. 

It’s still going to be Trump vs Biden again.  Doesn’t matter how much he gets indicted now, it’s too little too late.  Sorry Ron, you’re just too much of a cuck sideshow in this timeline. 

Was it the white Wellies? It was the white Wellies wasn’t it?

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Was it the white Wellies? It was the white Wellies wasn’t it?

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fucking meatball !

Rudy even went on Hannity and admitted that Trump reimbursed Cohen for the payment to Stormy Daniels.

 

Let’s think about this for a second ……

how fucking stupid does a ‘billionaire’ and ex president have to be, to be arrested ?

 

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Note to self, next time we do crimes...just file for candidacy of some low-level elected office and claim, "Political Witch Hunt" and by all rights, they have to drop the charges against me by Trump Precedent.  

I'd enjoy this whole thing unfolding a lot more if I wasn't 99% sure that several people are going to die in New York tomorrow afternoon/night.  

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Note to self, next time we do crimes...just file for candidacy of some low-level elected office and claim, "Political Witch Hunt" and by all rights, they have to drop the charges against me by Trump Precedent.  

I'd enjoy this whole thing unfolding a lot more if I wasn't 99% sure that several people are going to die in New York tomorrow afternoon/night.  

MAGA vs NYPD is one of matchups where you root for a meteor.

Y'all need to stop slandering white shrimping boots. Way more comfortable than black steel toed boots, and not nearly as hot in the sun. That meatball could make anything look dorky and not masculine.

8 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

MAGA vs NYPD is one of matchups where you root for a meteor.

Um, no.  Only because I live here.  But fuck both of them.  Seriously.

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know, I remember attending "Lube & KFC" night at the Yellow Rose, and thought it was a really nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon.  

Don’t lie, you know that was the Show Palace

14 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

MAGA vs NYPD is one of matchups where you root for a meteor.

 

I'm 100% backing the blue on this one.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hes melting down on truth 

Kind of a tell that something is up and he's been told something, but he's ran his mouth...errr...fingers before and nothing happened.  But this feels different, and then you have the barricades being put up in NYC.

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Let’s think about this for a second ……

how fucking stupid does a ‘billionaire’ and ex president have to be, to be arrested ?

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For hush money to a mistress.  Which a "billionaire" could have easily had his lawyer disguise as some kind of services rendered for any of his numerous little LLCs he's got floating around.  But no, it had to be done in a way to get him caught.

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tomorrow is arrestmas.  I like my popcorn lightly buttered with a sprinkling of sea salt.

Popcorn should be seasoned with this... game changer.

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Hamburger deconstructed? 

That's at Doral.  Right, @Bozo_Casanova

I never thought I'd live in a time where a former president might be indicted for paying hush money to a former lover and it not be Bill Clinton. Slick Willy is undefeated. 

The really funny thing about DeSantis and the white Wellies is if he had worn regular boots and gotten a little wet/dirty, he looks like he really cares and went out to see the damage.    Instead, he looks like a weiner.

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So if shit goes down, when and how do we think we will actually know?  24 hours in advance?  Somebody leaking flight details?  NYPD setting up barricades?

 

I figured all the Surly Bonanza pilots would be on it just like a coaching search.

19 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

It makes you wonder how many times a week Rudy sharts his pants?

The dude should be in a senior living facility.

35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I'm 100% backing the blue on this one.

Hopefully they shoot the right people this time.

21 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The really funny thing about DeSantis and the white Wellies is if he had worn regular boots and gotten a little wet/dirty, he looks like he really cares  swim shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops he would've looked like he cared so much he immediately rolled out of bed and went out to see the damage.    Instead, he looks like a weiner.

He would've fit in so much better as a regular guy even with all the officials with their uniforms and what not.

30 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

That's at Doral.  Right, @Bozo_Casanova

there's gotta be a way to permanently delete that photo from the cloud, right?

hey bozo, what was the name of the street you grew up on? 

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Calling MAGA loon flies his Cessna into NYC courthouse for my middle square. 

Bah gawd, that’s Cory Lidle’s music!

1 hour ago, C-Man said:


Was it the white Wellies? It was the white Wellies wasn’t it?

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Kinky Boots Re-Boot?

14 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He would've fit in so much better as a regular guy even with all the officials with their uniforms and what not.

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Just a regular beach going guy.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

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Damn you, @Bama Chick!!!!

 

Don't worry, Trump is trolling DeSantis with insinuations that he's gay or banged underage girls.  In a way, that's crazier than threatening McCarthy.

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Just a regular beach going guy.

I don’t think I ever realized how big Nixon’s head was.
3 hours ago, C-Man said:

The chairmen requested Bragg schedule a transcribed interview with their committees and turn over the requested materials by March 23.


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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes to both

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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's affecting the tide.

 

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Just a regular beach going guy.

He's never gonna get that sand out of those shoes.
18 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I don’t think I ever realized how big Nixon’s head was.

It’s funnier when you read it out loud in any one of 100 Coen bros. Character voices. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hes melting down on truth 

I think it is the slow realization that they do not serve McDonald’s in prison. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

For hush money to a mistress.  Which a "billionaire" could have easily had his lawyer disguise as some kind of services rendered for any of his numerous little LLCs he's got floating around.  But no, it had to be done in a way to get him caught.

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2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

MAGA vs NYPD is one of matchups where you root for a meteor.

NYPD is MAGA.  There is no matchup.

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