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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

That's pretty cute.  With 17 days to go, he's going to resign over this, after everything else?

More likely, it's just going to be added to his self-pardon.

I'm no lawyer, but I am quite sure Georgia has state felony laws regarding extortion.

Now it's in the open and doesn't require Russia. 

I strolled over to the ag site. It's about like you would expect. Going from memory the general takes are that the Washington Post is garbage; the audio is not complete/has been edited to paint Trump in a bad light; the Democratic Party cheated, therefore, he is trying to 'find' illegal votes; the word 'find' is not the same as 'manufacture;' at least Trump is not a pedo/dementia sufferer/in bed with China; speaking of China, the Georgia SoS is bought and paid for by the CCP.

Another day in ag alternate reality. Also, saw bt is contributing over there. He's giving them some hell.

 

46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump is going to have to resign after this. 

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I'm telling you, Dan must have someone helping him with his twitter account. He is always so witty and on point, he has to have hired a zeitgeist savvy mofo.

 

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Listening to full call now. Right off the bat, laughed out loud at Trump saying going to the numbers, we had popular rallies, with 30K people and the competition had nothing, and we lost, it doesn’t make sense. This stupid fuck thinks people stupid enough to show up in person in a pandemic means shit is hilarious 

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10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I strolled over to the ag site. It's about like you would expect. Going from memory the general takes are that the Washington Post is garbage; the audio is not complete/has been edited to paint Trump in a bad light; the Democratic Party cheated, therefore, he is trying to 'find' illegal votes; the word 'find' is not the same as 'manufacture;' at least Trump is not a pedo/dementia sufferer/in bed with China; speaking of China, the Georgia SoS is bought and paid for by the CCP.

Another day in ag alternate reality. Also, saw bt is contributing over there. He's giving them some hell.

This is why these people are lost.  Dotard has been right about one thing from day one.  He could literally murder someone in public and they wouldn't turn on him.  Death.  Cult.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Has anyone checked on her?  I’m worried that her brow may have over furrowed and caused her some distress  

 

 

Great Trump Quotes 

“Politicians in Georgia are giving affidavits saying there’s no way I lost” 

“There are other states that I believe we will be flipping to us shortly “

 

53 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump is going to have to resign after this. 

He won’t resign but Nancy should convene the new Judiciary Committee and hold an impeachment vote pronto if for no other reason than to show that we still have a sliver of our democracy in tact.

22 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I strolled over to the ag site. It's about like you would expect. Going from memory the general takes are that the Washington Post is garbage; the audio is not complete/has been edited to paint Trump in a bad light; the Democratic Party cheated, therefore, he is trying to 'find' illegal votes; the word 'find' is not the same as 'manufacture;' at least Trump is not a pedo/dementia sufferer/in bed with China; speaking of China, the Georgia SoS is bought and paid for by the CCP.

Another day in ag alternate reality. Also, saw bt is contributing over there. He's giving them some hell.

Join in on the fun lol

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19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

She was correct. He learned that there are no repercussions for his actions. 

“They dropped a lot of votes in there late at night. You know that Brad”

Trump keeps bringing up his rally attendance numbers as proof he won Georgia. Haha 

“You know the internet. You know what was trending on the internet? Where’s Stacey? because they thought she’s be in jail. It’s crazy. The minimum number is 18K. But it’s probably 56K. She went back in there late at night. Let’s be honest. She stuffed the ballot boxes. They were stuffed like nobody’s ever seen before.”

(don’t know why but tape bleeps out Stacey Abrams name. I’m guessing it’s Stacey. He could be saying someone else)

 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Lol

 

Hey that's not fair! Cruz is a carpetbagger, too. 

He said he won Georgia by 400,000 votes. I never really thought he believed much of the crazy shit he says at his rallies but obviously he does. 

The arguing over the videotape is hilarious 

Georgia people: We had law enforcement and FBI officials investigate the entire incident. They found nothing wrong. 
Trump: There either dishonest or incompetent 

 

2 hours ago, Nope said:

Can we start calling them Trump sympathizers instead of supporters?

Sycophant, bootlicker, or lickspittle.

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

“They dropped a lot of votes in there late at night. You know that Brad”

Trump keeps bringing up his rally attendance numbers as proof he won Georgia. Haha 

“You know the internet. You know what was trending on the internet? Where’s Stacey? because they thought she’s be in jail. It’s crazy. The minimum number is 18K. But it’s probably 56K. She went back in there late at night. Let’s be honest. She stuffed the ballot boxes. They were stuffed like nobody’s ever seen before.”

(don’t know why but tape bleeps out Stacey Abrams name. I’m guessing it’s Stacey. He could be saying someone else)

 

Some serious Captain Queeg fondling marbles shit going on there...  strawberries!!

“Look Brad, I think it’s very dangerous for you to say that.” - Trump

The President feels that there was lots of fraud, and that should be what matters. Frankly, you guys are being awfully mean to his feels.

Don't they get tired of having to correct his statements as he was kidding, this is fake, he clearly didn't mean it, blah, excuse, blah.  And I'd laugh like hell if he stepped down and Pence didn't pardon him for all the bullshit he vomited about Pence the last 4 years.  

2 hours ago, immamac said:

If the next elected congress does not take action I'm going to personally get involved in politics. I can't sit by any longer if we are going to straight up let people commit treason and subvert democracy with no punishment. If there is no accountability then this is all just a sick joke. 

You know, Fitlump won in spite of Surly.

You should be able to win because of Surly.

Once he takes office, wouldn't President Elect Biden have access to the secure server that the Trump administration has used to hide these types of transcripts? Not just of stuff like this Georgia call (which we'e got the actual recordings for), but Ukraine and any number of other "events".

I would imagine that these would provide more than enough evidence for the AG to pursue charges. Or at least evidence that they deleted classified documents (which is also a crime).

Just now, NWBuck said:

Once he takes office, wouldn't President Elect Biden have access to the secure server that the Trump administration has used to hide these types of transcripts? Not just of stuff like this Georgia call (which we'e got the actual recordings for), but Ukraine and any number of other "events".

I would imagine that these would provide more than enough evidence for the AG to pursue charges. Or at least evidence that they deleted classified documents (which is also a crime).

“For the good of the country, we have to move on blah blah blah.”

Two parties in a fight. One brings a bazooka and one brings civility. 

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

Once he takes office, wouldn't President Elect Biden have access to the secure server that the Trump administration has used to hide these types of transcripts? Not just of stuff like this Georgia call (which we'e got the actual recordings for), but Ukraine and any number of other "events".

I would imagine that these would provide more than enough evidence for the AG to pursue charges. Or at least evidence that they deleted classified documents (which is also a crime).

Pardons, they are a comin.  I will honestly be shocked if he doesn’t resign and have pence pardon him. He might just be stupid enough to think he can get away with pardoning himself, but why risk it when you have a guaranteed pardon in pence?

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

“For the good of the country, we have to move on blah blah blah.”

Two parties in a fight. One brings a bazooka and one brings civility. 

This cannot continue. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Is Dotard aware that winning Georgia doesn’t give him the election?

I can guarantee this isnt the only SoS he's had this conversation with

2 hours ago, Nope said:

Can we start calling them Trump sympathizers instead of supporters?

 

38 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Sycophant, bootlicker, or lickspittle.

Someone earlier coined them as Trumpanzees...  been using that on FB since seeing it.  

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5 minutes ago, d2o said:

I can guarantee this isnt the only SoS he's had this conversation with

He probably hasn't called Michigan or Pennsylvania since both are Democrats.  

But yeah, AZ and Wisconsin's have probably been badgered already.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Once we get to Jan 6 none of this matters at all. 

I doubt Pence pardons him because of obstruction of justice things and Pence isn't a moron. I bet he lets Trump resign thinking he will pardon him and just kick him to the curb. 

I wouldn't make that bet. Not at all. Pence can't even run and clap at the same time. Kicking to the curb is a whole nother level of courage and physicality that man doesn't have.

Trump isn’t resigning without a signed pardon in hand from Pence. 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Once we get to Jan 6 none of this matters at all. 

I doubt Pence pardons him because of obstruction of justice things and Pence isn't a moron. I bet he lets Trump resign thinking he will pardon him and just kick him to the curb. 

This is pretty ambitious. What have you seen that makes you think this?

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think trump won't resign. If he does I don't think Pence will do what he wants from a pardon perspective

There is no incentive for Pence not to pardon Trump. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Listening to full call now. Right off the bat, laughed out loud at Trump saying going to the numbers, we had popular rallies, with 30K people and the competition had nothing, and we lost, it doesn’t make sense. This stupid fuck thinks people stupid enough to show up in person in a pandemic means shit is hilarious 

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Trump: OK, thank you very much. Hello Brad and Ryan and everybody. We appreciate the time and the call. So we’ve spent a lot of time on this and if we could just go over some of the numbers, I think it’s pretty clear that we won. We won very substantially in Georgia. You even see it by rally size, frankly. We’d be getting 25-30,000 people a rally and the competition would get less than 100 people. And it never made sense.

 

ya'll homies be safe now. almost there. the circus will only get dumber, as we know

hopefully the democrats or media or someone grows a pair real soon

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10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He probably hasn't called Michigan or Pennsylvania since both are Democrats.  

But yeah, AZ and Wisconsin's have probably been badgered already.

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2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

There is no incentive for Pence not to pardon Trump. 

Dignity? Pride? ahaahahahahahaha

You guys are dreaming. It's the same reason Jerry Sandusky will never kill himself; warped minds like this will never give you anything that resembles guilt, remorse, admission of wrongdoing, or, in Trump's case, losing. Their brains won't allow them to. They're right; we're all wrong. He won't resign, try to get a pardon, or go quietly.

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This seems apropos.

 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Hey that's not fair! Cruz is a carpetbagger, too. 

Hal Sparks needs an invite to our hallowed halls.

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