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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  This just isn't happening is it?

Did he really make it up and everyone just went along with it?  Including the NYPD?

What happened, I'm pretty sure, is his lawyers informed him of Bragg's "invitation" to testify to the grand jury and that that likely meant an indictment was imminent.  Notably no leak from anyone.  

Then the fat orange blabbermouth started flooding the channel with his usual bullshit.

That, then, and maybe some other things, brought it to the attention of authorities who decided to pepper their angus.

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14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That, then, and maybe some other things, brought it to the attention of authorities who decided to pepper their angus.

it's spelled "anus".  common mistake.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, Bragg using "legitimate legislative purpose" to tell Gym to fuck his own face.

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That and attorney client privilege/work product are going to hold up here pretty well I think.

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Mr. Trump, for his own part, used racist language to describe the district attorney on Thursday, referring to Mr. Bragg, who is Black, as an “animal” in a post on his social media platform.

The old dog whistle

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2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I've now seen 3 makeshift Trump stands selling merch in Waco that have popped up in the last two days. I haven't seen anyone looking at their wares yet, but the action doesn't start until Saturday. 

Ain’t nobody got time for that. BUT one of you good souls should make a big sign with the “Makes fun of disabled people” picture on it, and see what kind of lowlifes still buy trump’s made in China shit. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’d rather pepper my Angus. 

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

The old dog whistle


Like a Dog !

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Do we have anybody in Waco that isn’t in the dark side that wants to show up and report from Waco?  I invited the Good Liars adorn and told ‘em if they came, I’d bring ‘em down to Austin to enjoy themselves afterwards.  But I didn’t realize they travel in a group of four plus security detail 

I would help crowdfund it being made worth your while to make the drive and film how it goes with you wearing a “Liberals For Trump” T shirt.

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Lulz

 

 

For how many years have people been commenting on dotard melting down on Twitter or Truth Social?  His melt downs don't signify jack shit.

25 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

His melt downs don't signify jack shit.

It signifies that entertainment is a-coming.   

This may have been posted elsewhere today, but AI doing some work...

lulz

I recommend clicking through to that thread, there's other amusing images there.

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11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

This may have been posted elsewhere today, but AI doing some work...

lulz

 


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also lol at Dotard being the cop in this one 

8 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I've now seen 3 makeshift Trump stands selling merch in Waco that have popped up in the last two days. I haven't seen anyone looking at their wares yet, but the action doesn't start until Saturday. 

I've driven by the woman on Hewitt Drive a couple of times and no one was there.  

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

It signifies that entertainment is a-coming.   

I think they do.  I think it clearly means his fevered little brain is auto-cannibalizing.

Now, what he says when melting down doesn't seem to make much difference, but it is solid entertainment.

Apparently Waco was smart and already billed and received 61k payment from Trump for his rally.

Apparently Waco was smart and already billed and received 61k payment from Trump for his rally.
Haven't these things consistently cost cities well over $100K?
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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:
Apparently Waco was smart and already billed and received 61k payment from Trump for his rally.

Haven't these things consistently cost cities well over $100K?


It’s Waco, who else is going to rent they dump 

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losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:


losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 


he needs to be kicked in the balls 

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Apparently Waco was smart and already billed and received 61k payment from Trump for his rally.

Did El Paso ever get paid?

Is anyone else concerned about some MAGA/David Koresch thing going on in Waco or am I really stoned?

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28 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Is anyone else concerned about some MAGA/David Koresch thing going on in Waco or am I really stoned?

I wouldn't say I'm concerned, more that I'm hoping for it.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:


losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 

Did you know that when Biden was a senator he voted against blacks?

What the fuck does that even mean...voted against blacks???

2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Is anyone else concerned about some MAGA/David Koresch thing going on in Waco or am I really stoned?


i love this idea. Plus we get rid of cen Tx worthless fucks 

 

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5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did El Paso ever get paid?

 

Mexico was going to pay for it.

 

 

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Truly.

 

 

 

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I know I've posted this at least a dozen times on this thread, but why can't that miserable, fat piece-of-shit just die already? 

That might be his most thinly veiled threat to date.  And that’s already a low bar.  
 

also, did that fat kid say he goes to Wind University?  

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:


losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 

Nothing changes hearts and minds quite like getting your point across to your audience with:

‘Did you that…. I bet you didn’t know that…’

One thing that Trump has taught me, however, is that there’s a whole population of people among us that can seem normal but fundamentally lack the required critical thinking skills or emotional intelligence to be complete human beings.

Supporting MAGA is the scarlet letter that shows everyone that part of your brain is broken. But it is sometimes hard to know to what degree. 
Im pretty sure the Waco crowd has gone full walking dead level MAGA, though.

The 80/20 rule applies to the whole population, and not just for their work product. Act accordingly 

Did you know that when Biden was a senator he voted against blacks?
What the fuck does that even mean...voted against blacks???
Well, he was a big reason Clarence Thomas, became a SC Justice.
7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:


losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 

Did you know that when Biden was Senator, he voted against bleks?

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That might be his most thinly veiled threat to date.  And that’s already a low bar.  

He must be taking away something interesting from what his lawyers are saying. Yeah, he's a paranoid fuck, but he really is taking it to another level.

And it sounds like he's trying to convince himself more than anybody else that this shouldn't happen to him.

22 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I've now seen 3 makeshift Trump stands selling merch in Waco that have popped up in the last two days. I haven't seen anyone looking at their wares yet, but the action doesn't start until Saturday. 

there's been one on the corner of 19th and Lakeshore that I drive by to and from work.

he wasn't there this morning.

and i haven't seen nary a flag or RV adorned with Trump shit at that new Camp Fimfo bullshit place they built.

 

7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Is anyone else concerned about some MAGA/David Koresch thing going on in Waco or am I really stoned?

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5 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

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I just don't want trump to die along with his followers, I want to see his sorry ass in jail for murder.

If you wanna shout stupid political at a bar or street corner, have at it.  But he tacitly claimed in a university classroom that there was a U.S. Senate vote a few years ago where they were asked to cast a vote “are you for against the blacks?”   I would kick him out, not for Trump worship but for being a fucking idiot.  
 

$50 says Charlie Kirk winds this kid up to run for student government.  And yes, we’re gonna pay somebody to videotape the debate

Interesting question, Dotard. How can someone be charged with a crime when everyone knows a crime wasn't committed? If only there was an answer to this impossible riddle. 

Lot of social media buzz around Deutsche Bank failing in some manner.  Would that fuck with Trump?

Everyone, “so everybody knows it Donald?”

Trump, “well everyone except the grand jury I guess.”

foreman, “there are literally a dozen of us, Donald!  Dozen!”  
 

when your best defense is that convicting you of a crime will result in your legion of dipshits murdering fellow Americans, maybe take a timeout and plot your next move more strategically. 
 

It used to be hyperbole, but now I’ve given over wholeheartedly…that these are the worst fucking people alive.  I hope Waco goes up again in fucking flames tomorrow.  Sorry for your loss 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


It’s Waco, who else is going to rent they dump 

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


he needs to be kicked in the balls 

You're making a bold assumption. 

9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:


losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 

Misspelled snowflakes.  

39 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Everyone, “so everybody knows it Donald?”

Trump, “well everyone except the grand jury I guess.”

foreman, “there are literally a dozen of us, Donald!  Dozen!”  
 

when your best defense is that convicting you of a crime will result in your legion of dipshits murdering fellow Americans, maybe take a timeout and plot your next move more strategically. 
 

It used to be hyperbole, but now I’ve given over wholeheartedly…that these are the worst fucking people alive.  I hope Waco goes up again in fucking flames tomorrow.  Sorry for your loss 

Could we maybe shell it with a “stollen” rail mounted howitzer?

“Death and destruction”

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Nice country you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Fucking thug mafia wannabe terrorist needs his ass kicked.

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

there's been one on the corner of 19th and Lakeshore that I drive by to and from work.

he wasn't there this morning.

and i haven't seen nary a flag or RV adorned with Trump shit at that new Camp Fimfo bullshit place they built.

 

I made a similar anecdotal observation post a few days back about not seeing the same level of enthusiasm lately via Trump flags and banners in MAGAland. I also think it's noteworthy the list of Texas GOP officials who just can't make the Waco event due to prior commitments.

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