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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Death and destruction and catastrophe. Disease festering out of boiling goiters. The sky will be filled with hornets and biting gnats will swarm and lay eggs in your eyeballs. 

I'm Donald Trump and I hope i can count on your vote. 

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Hey. Remember a little while back when he said we should get rid of the Constitution? The guy about to be indicted said that, and is also about to run away with the republican nomination. For president. Of The United States. 

17 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I made a similar anecdotal observation post a few days back about not seeing the same level of enthusiasm lately via Trump flags and banners in MAGAland. I also think it's noteworthy the list of Texas GOP officials who just can't make the Waco event due to prior commitments.

It got a lot harder to find enthusiastic Nazis when the Allies were parked in Berlin. 
 

He may get votes but he’s not gonna get people to protest. J6 in a weird way was good on that front. He was President, and he didn’t protect those people. They FAFOd. And it didn’t do anything, he didn’t get to stay President.

Now the only stakes are what? He doesn’t get indicted, much less convicted? And he couldn’t protect you in office. He can’t do shit for you now. 

11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Death and destruction and catastrophe. Disease festering out of boiling goiters. The sky will be filled with hornets and biting gnats will swarm and lay eggs in your eyeballs. 

I'm Donald Trump and I hope i can count on your vote. 

 

So they just show up and plead the 5th ?

 

On 3/18/2023 at 8:24 PM, Bama Chick said:

Seriously.

HILARIOUS

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so, this guy is saying that dotARd is going to be crucified?

I say lets do it. I'll take the chance that he might rise from the dead.

 

 

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Being from Florida and hawking Trump stuff in Waco gets you front page of the Waco paper. Along with a huge ad at the bottom for Johnson Roofing.

Tired of woke roofers? Call Johnson Roofing. We don't care that he grabs 'em by the pussy and calls for death and destruction. 

 

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11 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Is anyone else concerned about some MAGA/David Koresch thing going on in Waco or am I really stoned?

 

I'm concerned a MAGA/David Koresch thing won't happen

 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Death and destruction and catastrophe. Disease festering out of boiling goiters. The sky will be filled with hornets and biting gnats will swarm and lay eggs in your eyeballs. 

I'm Donald Trump and I hope i can count on your vote. 

 

It's very unfortunate what happened to Johnson Roofing next month.  The investigations into their financial dealings just could not be avoided.  thoughts and prayers to the disgruntled employees.  They can certainly voice their concerns to management.  I just hope there's not a shootout.  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

So they just show up and plead the 5th ?

 

That's most likely, yes.  Although maybe one of them takes a deal to take Trump down.

14 hours ago, henrygandorf said:


losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 

Eau de Incell…. The aftershave women notice.…. right before they walk away.

that poor bastard.  He's an even dorkier, less attractive Manny from "Modern Family."  Add to that his shitty worldview and personality, that kid has "Lynn University Gang Rape Defendant #7" written all over him.

$50 says he's labeled 'Meatball Phil' by end of month.  And not by me.  But also, by me. 

2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

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Being from Florida and hawking Trump stuff in Waco gets you front page of the Waco paper. Along with a huge ad at the bottom for Johnson Roofing.

Tired of woke roofers? Call Johnson Roofing. We don't care that he grabs 'em by the pussy and calls for death and destruction. 

 

 

anybody in the waco area this week? Somebody needs to go by and ask where those hats were made. Find a made in Jy-na sticker on them, ask why she isn't selling made in America hats by GAWD!, and raise hell.

 

 

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It got a lot harder to find enthusiastic Nazis when the Allies were parked in Berlin. 

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90% of those merchants couldn't point to China on unlabeled map/globe.  But they could certainly give you a 15-minute lecture on what a "tariff" is that would make you double over in laughter.  One of just several things I enjoy about MAGA nation is their incessant celebration laps over "winning the trade war with China" while not a single fucking Trump voter I know, and I know people who served in his cabinet, could tell you how tariffs work.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

It's very unfortunate what happened to Johnson Roofing next month.  The investigations into their financial dealings just could not be avoided.  thoughts and prayers to the disgruntled employees.  They can certainly voice their concerns to management.  I just hope there's not a shootout.  

The way he’s crying, it’s more like Violynn university am I right?

Only thing tinier that the stringed instrument playing for his struggles is his incel dick, amirite?  Or should I say, "Armalite, rite?"  Because you know, he's going to shoot up his school.  Too soon?  Not far enough in advance?  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

It's very unfortunate what happened to Johnson Roofing next month.  The investigations into their financial dealings just could not be avoided.  thoughts and prayers to the disgruntled employees.  They can certainly voice their concerns to management.  I just hope there's not a shootout.  

Same family that used to own BSR Cabe Park in Waco...which has....had some issues.

 

BSR Cable Park faces million dollar lawsuit (fox44news.com)

16 hours ago, henrygandorf said:


losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place. 

The correlation between "young male MAGA supporter" and "looks like a sentient thumb, and definitely hasn't ever been with a woman" is pretty close to 1:1, right?  Last time that guy touched a vagina was on the way out on his original birthday.

Dude....people, and especially women don't like you because.....you're a fucking CHOAD.  Want to be socially acceptable?  Want to maybe get real dates with real women?  Simple step here: DON'T BE A CHOAD.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey. Remember a little while back when he said we should get rid of the Constitution? The guy about to be indicted said that, and is also about to run away with the republican nomination. For president. Of The United States. 

100%

Because the GQP is identical to the MAGA movement, and the MAGA movement checks EVERY FUCKING BOX on the "is this a terrorist organization?" Cosmo magazine quis.

they don't make viagra for thumbs anymore?  

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

He picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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The tiny red horns are coming in 

32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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6 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I made a similar anecdotal observation post a few days back about not seeing the same level of enthusiasm lately via Trump flags and banners in MAGAland. I also think it's noteworthy the list of Texas GOP officials who just can't make the Waco event due to prior commitments.

Yeah, the list of Texas GOP officials not attending is the most interesting thing to come out of this, and if Trump had any analytical skills, he'd bring that up at the rally and tear into those officials who somehow couldn't find the time to be around the Greatest American President of all time.

33 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

She got her hair trimmed because she wanted to be seen as a lot more "active" than the other ladies her age at The Villages (and she looks great for her age).

Wait, we are talking about him?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s not him.  
 

or the image editor messed with the face as well as the hair. 

Something weird going on with the picture. Look at the arch over his shoulder, it's kind of slanted like his head. 

53 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She got her hair trimmed because she wanted to be seen as a lot more "active" than the other ladies her age at The Villages (and she looks great for her age).

Wait, we are talking about him?

100% probability that woman has used the phrase "that colored boy" in the past 10 days.

Just like to reiterate that Wray and Garland are part of the problem…which is on Biden. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She got her hair trimmed because she wanted to be seen as a lot more "active" than the other ladies her age at The Villages (and she looks great for her age).

Wait, we are talking about him?

I want to start a community next to the Villages called Woke Acres. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I want to start a community next to the Villages called Woke Acres. 
 

 

By Antifa Builders

6 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I want to start a community next to the Villages called Woke Acres.

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

By Antifa Builders

And only electric golf carts are allowed.

5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

By Antifa Builders

Ok. I like that. 
 

My elderly residents will regularly cause hijinks at the ol villages. Running off with gas powered golf carts  

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3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Ok. I like that. 
 

My elderly residents will regularly cause hijinks at the ol villages. Running off with gas powered golf carts  

Residents of The Villages will be sneaking into Woke Acres for even more sexual shenanigans, so better have a lot of condoms around to keep the STDs down.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

So they just show up and plead the 5th ?

 

This opens the door to a lot of testimony.  The question "what did Trump say to you on January ___" does not permit assertion of the 5th Amendment.  You may have to at least hypothetically show a court how the answer to a question could create criminal liability.  And, even it it does, the prosecution can whip up a use immunity agreement and compel testimony.  They did this with Kash Patel on the documents.

Jack Smith appears to be kicking ass and taking names.

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

i mean, she’s got good hooks. 

Dumbest fucking people alive. 
 

stay the fuck out of Woke Acres 

14 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Dumbest fucking people alive. 
 

stay the fuck out of Woke Acres 

stay the fuck out of woke acres lewandowski

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

100% probability that woman has used the phrase "that colored boy" in the past 10 days.

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3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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First off-I think she used the term "precious" 8 times in that short soundbite.  And second, I find your meme terribly offensive to our resident Porterhouse who is an adamant supporter of donald Trump.  I mean, other than voting for him in the primaries and donating lots of money to him both directly and through myriad O&G platforms, the man who shares that same avatar has no love for Trump other than all the love in the mundo.

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