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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hope you don't have kids or pets that jump on the counter

I hope he has a cat that does. 

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Branch Stupidians—the whackos is Waco

wonder how many insurrectionists that have been evading capture will get arrested at this. could be hilarious
Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.
Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.

People will come, Ray.
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Nutbags.

You know its odd that God never told any of these folks to volunteer at their food bank, to teach disadvantaged youth, to help the homeless, etc.  Nope, fly across the world and support Trump.  

In thinking about this, if I suddenly told my wife that God told me to fly to India and support Modi, I think she'd be well within her rights to have me put down.  (One might well argue she already has just cause as it is).  

 

Ya know I always intellectually understand why “stolen valor” was a shitty thing to do but it never riled me up or anything.

After seeing firsthand truly fucking hard it is just to make it through Marine boot camp - let alone serve???

I want to beat the shit out of assholes like this piece of shit.

.4% of Americans are active duty and around 7% of Americans have served.

Of that .4%, 14% are Marines. So only 179,000 Americans are active duty Marines.

So fuck that guy.
1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

There can only be one Billy Ray Cyrus.

 

42 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
wonder how many insurrectionists that have been evading capture will get arrested at this. could be hilarious

Not a bad idea actually. Like that operation that the DC Police did in the 80s. Only instead of promising Super Bowl tickets, they promise "an intimate evening with Donald Trump". They'd show up... oh they'd show up.


tell them they won the opportunity to change his diaper 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 


and of course she’s living in dfw 

Houston’s Dan Patrick is at the rally.

4 hours ago, BamaATL said:

You know, they are always dressed in American flag clothing, and I can't help but wonder if they ever realize how disrespectful it is to shrapnel bomb their clothing with funnel cakes, or how much mustard they are going to get on their shirt, or that deep frying an American flag in grease from their diet isn't very nice.  

 

Sheeeit... They stopped caring about the flag code when they started using it as clothing and decor. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


tell them they won the opportunity to change his diaper 

Gotta upsell them on the covfefe patriot package. Sure it costs an extra $500, but you get to keep the diaper. Everyone else is gifting these rubes, might as well jump in before they all die of the beetus. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They fucked and made up? 

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

16 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

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15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

 

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I guess he's embracing the January 6th incident? Wild to see that footage as part of his intro

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Be a good time for a tornado to come through there. 

Is it ever not?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, that could spread the contagion and there might be survivors. I'm thinking more of a localized black hole ala the Poltergeist house. just consume what's necessary and leave a pristine prairie where they were

On second thought, I'll take a poorly ventilated grain silo incident. Fuck these people 

41 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I thought they were against drag queens?

52 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 


this is why you fucking HANG all traitors 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Is there anyone who can challenge him for the nomination?


the courts 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

the courts 

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3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Seen outside the rally. There’s fungus among us sammiches.

 

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Toe cheese.

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Spit that blood lives!

Too skinny. I'm pretty sure Spit That Blood was shaped like an apple.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Cloven hoof and cloven face, what a pair.

8 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Branch Stupidians—the whackos is Waco


Fuck Waco. Burn it to the ground ..,

 

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck Waco. Burn it to the ground ..,

Gotta give the Republican politicians credit, they all seem to like to swear these days. Makes them feel like they are one of us or something.

4 hours ago, F250 said:

Too skinny. I'm pretty sure Spit That Blood was shaped like an apple.

Also, Spit-Bitch claimed to be a blond. Aryan and all…

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