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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It wasn't exactly subtle. Wonder which one he was pissed at in that moment. 

all of them? maybe not ivanka, but you know

also in his mind he was being 100% subtle.

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If I had any guts I'd organize a "Transvestites for Trump"  group to attend all Trump rallies dressed in drag then stand around and positively GUSH about how FABULOUS we think Trump is. 

14 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

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Be our guest, go ahead and give your personal views on the right and wrong of things.  In addition to your educational efforts.  You won’t turn to stone.  

I do from time to time.  I bemoan the fascists.  Note that I don't comment on the Supreme Court thread because it's depressing and nihilistic.

I'm examining things mostly at the workaday level of the trial courts and the appeals of those decisions on conventional legal grounds, not politico-legal grounds like the Supreme Court.

I don't need to restate what has already been said before.  I do this lawsplaining thing because I'm genuinely interested in it and it's fairly original content for these threads.

I am severely disappointed in the Texas Bar, both because Powell apparently will suffer no consequence, and because the Bar apparently fucked up the case and doesn't seem to have the stomach to attempt to correct its errors.  It's a shitty way for it to go down.

Jack Smith, on the other hand, is displaying fortitude and diligence and unless his cases come up truly unprovable, I think he's going to bring them and be a formidable prosecutor and seems as likely as anyone around so bring close to airtight cases and get his man.  And it's fairly unusual for me to be pro-prosecution.

 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 


The dumbest fucking people alive. There are dead people smarter than this guy. Line them all up, and give them a bullet to the head. This country would be instantly better 

49 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It wasn't exactly subtle. Wonder which one he was pissed at in that moment. 

 

46 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

all of them? maybe not ivanka, but you know

also in his mind he was being 100% subtle.

I'd think it's most likely Ivanka. She's been distancing herself. Daddy misses sneaking his tiny hands into that zone between improper and normal.

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When she described the following scene in her 2016 speech which is clearly complete fabrication, was she alluding to something else.

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If it’s possible to be famous and yet not really well done, that describes the father who raised me. In the same office in Trump Tower, where we now work together, I remember playing on the floor by my father’s desk, constructing miniature buildings with Legos and Erector sets, while he did the same with concrete steel and glass.

My father taught my siblings and me the importance of positive values and a strong ethical compass. He showed us how to be resilient, how to deal with challenges and how to strive for excellence in all that we do. He taught us that there’s nothing that we cannot accomplish, if we marry vision and passion with an enduring work ethic.

I choked on the cornball homey composition of a scene that never happened. That's the only reason I remembered it until now: just the absurdity considering what we know. In case you doubted the falsehood, consider the absurd lies engulfing this story above and below.

Now we have this possible poorly coded message to his children. Was she sending a coded message in 2016? Playing at erection on the floor while Daddy did the same thing in his chair? Has anyone even had an Erector Set since the 1960s?

He's lonely and angry. Kushner's cashed in on the Donald's presidency and doesn't likely need him anymore. Trump can't go after Jared because Jared is awash in money and undoubtedly holds a few devastating cards he could play against Donald Trump. Ivanka may have signed a pre-nup with Jared and a threat to her inheritance could become worrisome.

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Sick fuck. Sick enabler. I have an unhealthy interest in getting the real story about their life if anyone can every break it. I've had a rich friend from New York. She would drop lines about incest of this sort being more common than you might think, but then she'd act like she never said it. Jeff Epsteins little exploitation/rape set-up surely supports the notion that the rich can be unafraid of developing unhealthy appetites and then sating themselves.

It's so tempting to believe that bumbling Donald Trump can be saying the quiet part out loud. Baby come back or it's no moula from the ghoula. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Is he related to Cotton?

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

I'd think it's most likely Ivanka. She's been distancing herself. Daddy misses sneaking his tiny hands into that zone between improper and normal.

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When she described the following scene in her 2016 speech which is clearly complete fabrication, was she alluding to something else.

I choked on the cornball homey composition of a scene that never happened. That's the only reason I remembered it until now: just the absurdity considering what we know. In case you doubted the falsehood, consider the absurd lies engulfing this story above and below.

Now we have this possible poorly coded message to his children. Was she sending a coded message in 2016? Playing at erection on the floor while Daddy did the same thing in his chair? Has anyone even had an Erector Set since the 1960s?

He's lonely and angry. Kushner's cashed in on the Donald's presidency and doesn't likely need him anymore. Trump can't go after Jared because Jared is awash in money and undoubtedly holds a few devastating cards he could play against Donald Trump. Ivanka may have signed a pre-nup with Jared and a threat to her inheritance could become worrisome.

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Sick fuck. Sick enabler. I have an unhealthy interest in getting the real story about their life if anyone can every break it. I've had a rich friend from New York. She would drop lines about incest of this sort being more common than you might think, but then she'd act like she never said it. Jeff Epsteins little exploitation/rape set-up surely supports the notion that the rich can be unafraid of developing unhealthy appetites and then sating themselves.

It's so tempting to believe that bumbling Donald Trump can be saying the quiet part out loud. Baby come back or it's no moula from the ghoula. 

 

 

He’s jealous because Jared is much, much more wealthy than he is. 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

It wasn't exactly subtle. Wonder which one he was pissed at in that moment. 

As said, his One True Daughter has been avoiding him.

Although he can't be too happy with Junior's rants where he loses control.  And then Eric....I can't tell if one should worry about him precisely because he stays out of the limelight or he's just too dumb for anybody to pay attention to.

oh come on, like absolutely anything would ever come of that. Great job by Trump of destroying confidence in the legal system for "both sides" 

2 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

oh come on, like absolutely anything would ever come of that. Great job by Trump of destroying confidence in the legal system for "both sides" 

Actually, I might put some blame on people like Kirschner.  Dude is an hysteric.

We need trump to stay alive until 2025. The Republican Party can’t be spared from the civil war that’s coming. It will probably be so bitter that it will torpedo any chance of them winning in 2024. It will be similar to the effect Bernie bro’s had on the Clinton campaign after they promised not to vote her when Bernie lost.

11 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

We need trump to stay alive

Stop right there. No we don’t. 

10 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol wut?

 

Go find the long version of that. It’s quite possibly the most Trumpian thing Trump has ever Trumped.

Just now, C-Man said:

Go find the long version of that. It’s quite possibly the most Trumpian thing Trump has ever Trumped.

nah, that was plenty

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah, that was plenty

It’s completely absurd and unhinged. I watched it like three times in a row when I first saw it. I mean, I’d think it was satire except that I know it’s real.

“Thank you very much. Have fun.”

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The plot thickens ….

 


I could be wrong but my reading of this news is that Weisselberg's attorney, Nicholas Gravante, was fired by the Trump organization (which had paid his fees) and replaced by Seth Rosenberg, who will also be paid by the Trump organization. The reason for firing Gravante is that he is believed to be too friendly to prosecutors.

On 3/28/2023 at 9:21 AM, TwiceHorn said:

Speaking of "what will happen next," the summary judgment in Sidney Powell's case was made final on 2/22, making a notice of appeal or motion for new trial due last Friday.  Nothing shows up on the online docket.

That appears to mean that the Bar is abandoning its complaint against Powell.

Most disappointing.  I would like an explanation, but we are unlikely to get one.

Go figure. Ah well, nevertheless. 

Trump changes lawyers like he changes adult diapers.  Nothing but shit for America.

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

“Thank you very much. Have fun.”

He makes fools out of his supporters every time he opens his mouth and they can’t see it.

 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He makes fools out of his supporters every time he opens his mouth and they can’t see it.

 

He hates his children, just like me!

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The plot thickens ….

 

That's some harsh leverage to use on a paleface. 

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Welcome to the party, pal.

22 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I am severely disappointed in the Texas Bar, both because Powell apparently will suffer no consequence, and because the Bar apparently fucked up the case and doesn't seem to have the stomach to attempt to correct its errors.  It's a shitty way for it to go down.

They've got a great magazine, though.

23 hours ago, Red Five said:

It wasn't exactly subtle. Wonder which one he was pissed at in that moment. 

My biggest hope is he is foreshadowing his own rapidly approaching death.

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My biggest hope is he is foreshadowing his own rapidly approaching death.

We should be so lucky.

 

So clearly this means fuck all really, but I guess it's nice to have the Rs have to admit they are voting for an indicted nominee.  @TwiceHorn the big ones are Georgia state crimes and Jan 6th right?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

So clearly this means fuck all really, but I guess it's nice to have the Rs have to admit they are voting for an indicted nominee.  @TwiceHorn the big ones are Georgia state crimes and Jan 6th right?

Clearly it means nothing.  Ken Paxton says hi.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So clearly this means fuck all really, but I guess it's nice to have the Rs have to admit they are voting for an indicted nominee.  @TwiceHorn the big ones are Georgia state crimes and Jan 6th right?

No shit. Why isn't Bannon in jail right now?

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Clearly it means nothing.  Ken Paxton says hi.

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