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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The Mouse That Roared?  Way to go, Mickey!!!

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Millions?  I think he meant hundreds.

29 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Trump flies up there and turns himself in.

Someone needs to go fire up the old FlightAware.

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OMG who the fuck believes that Donald Trump wrote "Art of the Deal"?

Does anyone have eyes on Ttom? Worried he might go all suicidal bomber in NYC. I’m mostly serious, that dude was a total fucking nutjob.

27 minutes ago, Bookman said:

OMG who the fuck believes that Donald Trump wrote "Art of the Deal"?

People who think The Apprentice was a documentary. 

6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Does anyone have eyes on Ttom? Worried he might go all suicidal bomber in NYC. I’m mostly serious, that dude was a total fucking nutjob.

I have like 50 people on ignore. This site is stocked full of crazy people 

10 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Does anyone have eyes on Ttom? Worried he might go all suicidal bomber in NYC. I’m mostly serious, that dude was a total fucking nutjob.

Oh man my day just got like 5% better knowing he's fucking raging right now. Thanks 

15 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I have like 50 people on ignore. This site is stocked full of crazy people folks who are way more aggy than they are willing to admit.

 

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I don't know whether to shake your hand, or kiss it, or bow, or what.  I feel like break dancing.  

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Does anyone have eyes on Ttom? Worried he might go all suicidal bomber in NYC. I’m mostly serious, that dude was a total fucking nutjob.

he's ok for now..

 

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35 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Nicer than pearls.....

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

 

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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

The dark day in US history was when the criminal sociopath Trump was elected president.

NYTimes saying that it was "taboo" to indict a former POTUS. No, dipshits, that's not why this never happened before; it never happened before because we were never so stupid of a country as to elect such a slimebag as Trump.

12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The dark day in US history was when the criminal sociopath Trump was elected president.

NYTimes saying that it was "taboo" to indict a former POTUS. No, dipshits, that's not why this never happened before; it never happened before because we were never so stupid of a country as to elect such a slimebag as Trump.

You do realize Richard Nixon was elected twice, right?

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19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You do realize Richard Nixon was elected twice, right?

And that motherfucker saw the writing on the wall and walked away. He was pardoned by Ford. Otherwise, he was going to prison, where Trump should be headed. Trump doesn’t seem to be going so softly into that goodnight. I hope that motherfucker rots.

27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

And that motherfucker saw the writing on the wall and walked away. He was pardoned by Ford. Otherwise, he was going to prison, where Trump should be headed. Trump doesn’t seem to be going so softly into that goodnight. I hope that motherfucker rots.

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Trump is worse than Nixon.

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Trump is worse than Nixon.

 

3 hours ago, brakeman said:

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She's done more for the country than Rush Limbaugh.

7 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

So how does that play out? Marshals go scoop him up?

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Trump is worse than Nixon.

Man, that is a tough one. And I am being serious. Nixon’s war on drugs has caused A LOT of death, broken homes and generational crime and poverty. Not to mention waste of billions upon billions of dollars.
18 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Man, that is a tough one. And I am being serious. Nixon’s war on drugs has caused A LOT of death, broken homes and generational crime and poverty. Not to mention waste of billions upon billions of dollars.

Nixon was a much more intelligent and competent policy maker than Trump could ever hope to be.

The War on Drugs, which has mostly been escalated by every administration since, has proven in retrospect to be a horrible, horrible mistake, but was not a completely irrational decision at the time.  That it was at least partially racially motivated doesn't completely change that.

It's one of those things, though, that does give me a bit of "small government" bias because the government so rarely reverses itself and bad policy, or even decent policy with unintended consequences, just acquires inertia and keeps on rolling.

China may have been a mistake, too, it's a little bit hard to tell, but again was not wholly irrational at the time.

And, as fucked up as he was, Nixon proved to have more of a moral compass than Trump ever did.

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4 hours ago, NWBuck said:

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Ironically, crazy trumper. 

That’s what I mean, it’s a tough call. And yes, administrations after his perpetuated the WoD, but he started it and the results are epic. When one thinks about how much that destabilized parts of Latin America. The death and destruction of families.

Just need to keep that in mind. And I am sure everyone knows how I feel about Trump. Only people worse than Trump are his followers. You can almost, just fucking almost, appreciate the art of his con.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

We are absolutely in a simulation.  

7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

She's done more for the country than Rush Limbaugh.

She's definititely taken in on the chin better.

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

The dark day in US history was when the criminal sociopath Trump was elected president.

NYTimes saying that it was "taboo" to indict a former POTUS. No, dipshits, that's not why this never happened before; it never happened before because we were never so stupid of a country as to elect such a slimebag as Trump.

Every other President had served the country in some way before they were elected, either in the military or some other public office. Not Trump. Four years in the White House and he still hasn’t spent one day of his life in service to his country. Only to himself.

9 hours ago, David Dennison said:

You do realize Richard Nixon was elected twice, right?

Nixon was an Eagle Scout compared to Trump. If he were alive today he’d be looking at Trump and saying, “Goddamn, that’s one corrupt motherfucker.”

If you're putting a microphone in someone's face and they are spitting out their outrage that Trump has been accused of these crimes, please ask that person what crimes he's being accused of. 

"um I don't know"

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Hey, it's me from 2016.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

please ask that person what crimes he's being accused of. 

Too much winning?

2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Man, that is a tough one. And I am being serious. Nixon’s war on drugs has caused A LOT of death, broken homes and generational crime and poverty. Not to mention waste of billions upon billions of dollars.

Reagan is more responsible for that than Nixon. Nixon coined the term “War on Drugs.” He moved marijuana to Schedule I to fuck with the hippies protesting against the war in Vietnam. But it was Reagan who invested huge amounts of money into it and decided to treat it like an actual war. 

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Reagan is more responsible for that than Nixon. Nixon coined the term “War on Drugs.” He moved marijuana to Schedule I to fuck with the hippies protesting against the war in Vietnam. But it was Reagan who invested huge amounts of money into it and decided to treat it like an actual war. 

Then there's the actual war Richard Nixon became responsible for in 1969.

Reagan is more responsible for that than Nixon. Nixon coined the term “War on Drugs.” He moved marijuana to Schedule I to fuck with the hippies protesting against the war in Vietnam. But it was Reagan who invested huge amounts of money into it and decided to treat it like an actual war. 

I know. I said as much. But Nixon is still the father of that war. And the marijuana move was not just for fucking with hippies. Big effect on the black communities.

Legal expert dude on Maddow last night was saying with a straight face that it would be in Dotard's best interest to show himself as a calming presence. Say things like "I trust the legal process and I trust the judge and jury". It made me laugh because he is literally not capable of something so simple. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Ever tried to make a list of every negative word or expression that can be accurately used to describe Trump? It’s a daunting task. There aren’t enough hours in the day. He has no redeeming qualities. Just about every bad thing you can say about a person you can say about Trump. It’s easier to come up with a list of negative things that don’t apply to him. He’s not a cannibal. He hasn’t raped a man. Can we really say he hasn’t murdered anyone? Lying to the public about Covid and not responding to the threat certainly cost a lot of people their lives. He’s responsible for a lot of deaths that could’ve been avoided. He may as well be a murderer. He’s bragged that he could commit murder and he wouldn’t lose any support. And he’s right. 

Trump/Nixon’s Ghost 2024

”Make America………awwww fuck it let’s do CRIMESSSSSSSSSSS!”

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ever tried to make a list of every negative word or expression that can be accurately used to describe Trump? It’s a daunting task. There aren’t enough hours in the day. He has no redeeming qualities. Just about every bad thing you can say about a person you can say about Trump. It’s easier to come up with a list of negative things that don’t apply to him. He’s not a cannibal. He hasn’t raped a man. Can we really say he hasn’t murdered anyone? Lying to the public about Covid and not responding to the threat certainly cost a lot of people their lives. He’s responsible for a lot of deaths that could’ve been avoided. He may as well be a murderer. He’s bragged that he could commit murder and he wouldn’t lose any support. And he’s right. 

The standard response to the "say something good about your opponent" deal has always been "he's a good parent to his kids" or "he's a good husband". 0 for 2 there. 

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