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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Barr is and always was a traitor to this country and especially the constitution 

he need to meet the fate of all traitors 

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The metaphor of war reflects how our society thinks and works. Like the war on terrorism, it's not directed at anything concrete. We use that war thing for too many things. War on Poverty. I think that war was at least well-intended and meant to generate war-like effort. Americans are literalists.

 

32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Will this be addressed in the weaponization of government hearings?

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

TikTok gossip girl saying there’s some smoke to Peter Davidson and Melina trump

 

Oh please let this be true. Come on, God. I really don't ask for much.

43 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Will this be addressed in the weaponization of government hearings?

No No No GIF

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The feds asking state prosecutors to step aside while they have an ongoing prosecution (the Cohen case investigation) is not at all unusual. What is unusual is the feds recognizing that what happened was a crime, and not going after co-conspirator number one.  

Vance being asked to step aside while the feds investigate is not suspicious or unusual. The feds ignoring the follow up indictment of Trump when  Cohen was guilty is unusual….but not for a whore like Barr and the informal do not charge a sitting POTUS policy. 

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

That’s believable but also Cy Vance wasn’t exactly on top of the Harvey Weinstein stuff, so this could just be an excuse 

11 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey look it's Fake Melania too.

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You know it is Fake Melania because she is holding his hand.

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On 3/29/2023 at 2:43 PM, YGIFS said:

100,000 dead from drag show?  Wow.  We should do something about that.  

I mean if that's just from drag shows, how many die at shows/movies/concerts/theaters overall?  Say 1 in 100 performances nationwide is a drag show, that means we're losing 10mm people overall just from the performing arts?  Somebody has got to put a stop to this.  Our entire population will be completely gone by the time "Top Gun Maverick: The Musical" is off Broadway.  

I think some people are misunderstanding what the word slay means when a drag queen is using it.

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None of those are referring to actually killing anyone.  Maybe this has all just been a slang misunderstanding after all?

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"Oh Mr. President, I couldn't possibly imagine you doing something illegal like that....."

"Well think harder Potato Head because I would absolutely do that! I was President so that means I have the right to steal what I want and then try to cover it up."

"Oh god moving on, quickly please"

 

‘I would totally collude with a foreign government to get elected. Who wouldn’t?’

From the comments:

Hannity is about to hood Trump like a falcon to keep him from saying the bad stuff out loud.

37 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Yeah, he took those boxes to sell them…. Either to a foriegn entity or sell the back to our govt a la Nixon

35 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 


the man is a complete idiot and his narcissism is off the chart 

 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 


Making 

Attorneys

Get 

Attorneys 

I have the right to take stuff. 7 plus decades of a life distilled down to one sentence.

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ivana Trump was the center of an FBI counterintelligence inquiry surrounding her ties to Czechoslovakia.

Yeah, I'm sure Ivana really fell down a flight of stairs.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-releases-first-trove-of-its-top-secret-ivana-trump-docs/ar-AA199lSa

 

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

Between 100,000 drag show deaths and 800,000 missing children annually, how do these people think we have any people left in this country under the age of 60?  

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Between 100,000 drag show deaths and 800,000 missing children annually, how do these people think we have any people left in this country under the age of 60?  

Caravans

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

Ketchup stains led the way

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Yeah, imagine telling your tax attorney...

"My K-1's are right there in that box marked K-1 documents"

Alina, "Sir, these are diagrams on what looks like some kinda missile launcher, tank thingy."

"Oh wait, those are blueprints for the K-1/M-1 interballistic missile system for some friends  of mine from overseas.  Try the other K-1 box." 

11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, imagine telling your tax attorney...

"My K-1's are right there in that box marked K-1 documents"

Alina, "Sir, these are diagrams on what looks like some kinda missile launcher, tank thingy."

"Oh wait, those are blueprints for the K-1/M-1 interballistic missile system for some friends  of mine from overseas.  Try the other K-1 box." 

Alina: "Sir these are just poorly colored drawings of letters of the alphabet."

"Oh wait, those are Eric's K-1st grade homework. They're due on Thursday. Try the other K-1 box"

Alina: "Sir, this other K-1 box is a list of medical codes K-1 thru K-37 for all the procedures done to Guilfoyle's face this year.  And this other box of K-1's is labeled 1-K, and appears to contain nothing but 2.2 pounds of some kinda white powder with Junior's burner phone on top of it."  

-Alright, try the next one Alina.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


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I always like to be not in a deposition. They really screw with my waking and baking. 

That will probably hurt his fee-fees more than anything else he's getting hit with this week.

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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According to Stormy, there's nothing about Trump's dick that could be described as "total"  Unless she asks "Is it in?" and he replies, "In total" 

2 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

That will probably hurt his fee-fees more than anything else he's getting hit with this week.


If Forbes were to say something like "Jarod is much, much wealthier than his father-in-law"  Trump might stroke out. 

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If Forbes were to say something like "Jarod is much, much wealthier than his father-in-law"  Trump might stroke out. 

No, Trump might lash  out.  Trump will stroke out, if Jarod also reminds Trump that Ivanka now does anal in her middle age.

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If Forbes were to say something like "Jarod is much, much wealthier than his father-in-law"  Trump might stroke out. 

well, only one of them is a billionaire

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I'm through lying about that and refuse to lie about it anymore. If you allow me to lie about the justice system and reality, I'll be glad to keep lying for you. I have standards, you know!

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Please take the stand, Donald. There's a 1000% chance he'll self-incriminate himself on the stand and it won't take Lt Kaffee, Cecil O'Malley or Anthony Rodriguez to do it either.

55 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Please take the stand, Donald. There's a 1000% chance he'll self-incriminate himself on the stand and it won't take Lt Kaffee, Cecil O'Malley or Anthony Rodriguez to do it either.

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Please take the stand, Donald. There's a 1000% chance he'll self-incriminate himself on the stand and it won't take Lt Kaffee, Cecil O'Malley or Anthony Rodriguez to do it either.

The "deep down, you want me on that Wall.  You need me on that Wall ......that Mexico paid for which I didn't build and instead gave all our country's money for it to Steve Bannon" lines just write themselves.  

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Oh Mr. President, I couldn't possibly imagine you doing something illegal like that....."

"Well think harder Potato Head because I would absolutely do that! I was President so that means I have the right to steal what I want and then try to cover it up."

"Oh god moving on, quickly please"

 

I hope he demands to get on the stand. 
 

“You wouldn’t do illegal stuff, would you?”

”I’d do all the illegal stuff! I get to do that!” 

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

I just assumed it was all the empty Big Mac boxes that tipped them off.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

You know he's dumb enough to simply leave his fingerprints on shit. I doubt it was hard to determine whether or not he personally went through those files.

Cross-posting, but this popped up this morning

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FOX News is told multiple U.S. Secret Service agents connected to Former President Donald Trump have been subpoenaed & are expected to testify before the D.C. grand jury likely on Friday. The grand jury appearances are related to the Special Counsel Jack Smith probe into the handling of classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.

 

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You know Eric was giggling like Beavis while he figured out the plane he was watching was the one he was in.  Donald had to be suicidal watching his dipshit offspring.  That makes me feel good. 

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:


You know Eric was giggling like Beavis while he figured out the plane he was watching was the one he was in.  Donald had to be suicidal watching his dipshit offspring.  That makes me feel good. 

I have no doubt that Donald has nothing but contempt for his failsons, but he’s incapable of feeling suicidal. That would require internalizing some sense of shame or responsibility. It’s fairly clear he has no sense of attachment to his children beyond taking bizarre pride that his daughter is hot. 
 

Anyway, Eric and Don are perfect failsons. 
 

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/06/andrew-giuilani-andrew-cuomo-and-the-age-of-the-failson.html

That has to be parody or some kind of Trump ChatGTP that spews incomprehensible bullshit at the click of a mouse.

19 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Haha and if she was in a deposition, she'd plead da fif.

She has one of the most punchable faces, evar, especially considering that she's pretty attractive.

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19 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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It would be funny if it were not true that all they do is lie until they get before a judge and have to plead the "fiff" because they cannot tell the truth without going to jail..

I don't know, I kind of want to hear more about these thousands of boxes of documents that Biden stole and refuses to give back. He has taken every accusation is a confession to a very weird place. 

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