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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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On 4/4/2023 at 11:44 AM, brown water said:

Said it at the time. Ex marks the spot. 
 

Hope there’s been a camera constantly rolling on that grave

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On 4/5/2023 at 2:12 PM, YGIFS said:

Look at that fucking map.  Think about how easy it would be to slip fentanyl into the coke supply and have Junior drop dead.  7 of those cities are huge coke distribution hubs.  Come the fuck on America...let's get together and do this.  Nothing against Junior, he's loud and annoying but relatively harmless.  I just want his father to have to pretend to weep for a dead child.  

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That would be wrong.

36 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Is this bitch going to jail yet?

Honestly the fact so many Americans are supporting this after all the malfeasance and insurrection means we're doomed as a country no matter how this shakes out. Just locking this bitch up and forcing a his supporters to make a move first is the preferable way to enter the void

Fuck us Texans.  No majority of Americans has ever voted for Trump.

We bitches rubber stamp Ted Cruz.

 

 

Trump will never see the inside of a jail cell. The most I hope for is a felony conviction so he can’t be run president again.

1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:

Trump will never see the inside of a jail cell. The most I hope for is a felony conviction so he can’t be run president again.

How does one get convicted of a felony but serve no jail time?

25 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Trump will never see the inside of a jail cell. The most I hope for is a felony conviction so he can’t be run president again.

He can run for president even if convicted and sitting in prison. If this country has enough complete idiots to vote for this criminal he can be elected president while in prison

30 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Trump will never see the inside of a jail cell. The most I hope for is a felony conviction so he can’t be run president again.

He already be run president again. 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Pretty good Trump but should have made him fat.

Really excellent on the ramblings and intonations

^^^ didn’t that dude lose?  Perfect lol

On 4/7/2023 at 12:15 AM, bolverk said:

Andrea Barefield is a badass saint.

I knew Andrea Barefield and 'Coach Barefield' when they were at Oak Foret. She is good people. I didn't realize she was in politics... Makes me sad.

 

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

How does one get convicted of a felony but serve no jail time?

1. Not be black.

2. Be wealthy.

It’s probably all caps because of Easter like this country has never seen before 

or something like that but less specific 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

How does one get convicted of a felony but serve no jail time?

It’s not hard.  Take photos of the judge’s kids or grandkids at school, daycare, whatever.  Take some photos of the spouse going about their daily routine.  Make sure the judge sees those photos and knows who sent them.  Maybe draw an “X” across some of the photos.  People will do a lot of things for you when they think their children or grandchildren are in danger.  

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

UFC fighters and fans are dotard supporters?  I'm SHOCKED.  Just the dumbest people.

UFC fighters and fans are dotard supporters?  I'm SHOCKED.  Just the dumbest people.

Not all, but most. Masvidal is a fucking douche and an idiot (as you can see). However, this was a particularly heavy MAGAt heavy crowd not only being in Florida, but a lot of Cubans.

I said in the MMA thread this kind of shit is one of the reasons I haven’t been training BJJ lately.
36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

High as a Chinese spy balloon ….

 

I doubt he's there because he enjoys fighting.  Just there for the support. Someone pointed out he as a droopy face on the right side.  

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Not any surprise people who spend their days punching and kicking each other in the head aren't typically empathetic towards others nor cognitively capable of understanding political nuance

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Not any surprise people who spend their days punching and kicking each other in the head aren't typically empathetic towards others nor cognitively capable of understanding political nuance

Them and the people who watch cars going around in a circle.  

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

that dude's Trump is really incredible 😆

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Them and the people who watch cars going around in a circle.  

Staring Ed Helms GIF by The Office

21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Them and the people who watch cars going around in a circle.  

They don’t watch for the going on a circle part. They go for the crashes and the win/lose. Just like mma, it’s the violence that they enjoy along with the idea of winning and others losing. 

9 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

How does one get convicted of a felony but serve no jail time?

Probation or deferred adjudication is pretty common in state courts, even for felonies, for a first-time offender and of a non-violent nature.

However, one condition of such probations typically is not to be arrested or indicted for another crime.

Just came here to post this ^^^^.  The dude is fucking unhinged.  

50 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

Don't forget he went down to the war bunker in the White House because Black people were marching outside the gates. He needed the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs to hold his hand to cross the street after the evil coloreds had been run off by low flying choppers, tear gas, and a police line.

Fucker's yellow to the core.

Just noticed the “45*47” on that placard. 
 

beau, why are you one of president trump’s top supporters?

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just noticed the “45*47” on that placard. 
 

beau, why are you one of president trump’s top supporters?

It's either my spam-yahoo email or my porn-yahoo email.

10 minutes ago, pacman said:

The grift

And all the fucking moron Trump supporters will never have a problem with him taking their donations and using them for other stuff, because he makes them feel good.

I love it, because that’s a lot of money that will never be used to help other Republicans win elections, and I am starting to encourage any MAGA I know that if they’re gonna donate, donate directly to him because the RNC is a bunch of losers.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

And all the fucking moron Trump supporters will never have a problem with him taking their donations and using them for other stuff, because he makes them feel good.

I love it, because that’s a lot of money that will never be used to help other Republicans win elections, and I am starting to encourage any MAGA I know that if they’re gonna donate, donate directly to him because the RNC is a bunch of losers.

This is a great (and accurate) rationalization.  Man, what a fucking con.  Well done, from the grifting perspective.  Well fucking done.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A tale of two Easter messages:


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Agreed that it is remarkable how little social engagement that the Biden tweet had.

What church did dumbass attend Easter service at today ?

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And all the fucking moron Trump supporters will never have a problem with him taking their donations and using them for other stuff, because he makes them feel good.

I love it, because that’s a lot of money that will never be used to help other Republicans win elections, and I am starting to encourage any MAGA I know that if they’re gonna donate, donate directly to him because the RNC is a bunch of losers.

I wonder how much of what he has raised would not have been raised by the RNC to begin with.  Would be an interesting study to see how many of his contributors were regular RNC donors, or are they mainly rubes who've fallen for his schtick.  

Either way, when he fails to win in 2024, they will blame the RNC, and in a way they won't understand, they'd be right.  

21 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I wonder how much of what he has raised would not have been raised by the RNC to begin with.  Would be an interesting study to see how many of his contributors were regular RNC donors, or are they mainly rubes who've fallen for his schtick. 

I'm sure plenty were not regular RNC donors (or even voters), but the flipside is that they (the RNC) are probably spending money in races that they might not otherwise have had to spend it on, because Trump made the Democrats competitive (see the battlegrounds states).

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What church did dumbass attend Easter service at today ?

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Look at the services earlier

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6 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Agreed that it is remarkable how little social engagement that the Biden tweet had.

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