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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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So trump is going to run as a pro- vaccine, pro-abortion Republican and win, because his supporters don’t actually care what he supports, says, or does?

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He's never really had any policy positions over 60 years of public life, including 4 as President of a major superpower.  Why the fuck should he start now? 

He's a walking, talking enabler.  That was his master stroke.  Just empower people to be their shittiest, lowest self.  He fucking nailed it.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So trump is going to run as a pro- vaccine, pro-abortion Republican and win, because his supporters don’t actually care what he supports, says, or does?

That's been the republican party for at least 40 years. He's just the penultimate result of their lack of any semblance of give a shit about anything but winning power. Just a bunch of wedge issues to make stupid people vote for them, it worked then, works now. They really don't give a shit.

54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I think I was conflating the spelling of Gattaca and Battlestar Galactica

Or Attica prison where they had that riot. I just saw Dog Day Afternoon again recently and that came to mind thinking about Al Pacino’s character outside the bank shouting “Attica! Attica! Attica!”

I also rewatched Gattaca again recently, going through some DVDs to maybe purge from my collection. I thought about getting rid of that one, watched it, and decided, “Nope.” That’s a keeper. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Or Attica prison where they had that riot. I just saw Dog Day Afternoon again recently and that came to mind thinking about Al Pacino’s character outside the bank shouting “Attica! Attica! Attica!

My mom and two of her sisters tried taking pictures in front of Attica prison once (we lived near the town). They didn’t realize people aren’t allowed to be anywhere near the walls. Once the guards started screaming at them, they figured it out.

/csb 

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

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I laughed, abruptly stoped, and realized that is a totally plausible dotardation 

Wait, this "nuclear warming" thing is real?

4 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Wait, this "nuclear warming" thing is real?


aren’t microwaves on navy subs top secret ?

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


aren’t microwaves on navy subs top secret ?

only when they quit beeping.

He had an uncle at MIT. Show some respect. 

There's a nuclear reaction when wind turbine blades cut through the air. Radiation, man. It emanates from the windmill killing birds and causing cancer in humans. It's something we've never seen before. Well, you still can't see it except for the piles of dead birds and human tumors. 

The below is a scientific photograph of a person being radiated more than a mile from a windmill.

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Below is a neighborhood that was too close to the nuclear warming of windmills.

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Sad.

 

 

 

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Wind Cancer remains my number one concern and yet no presidential candidates are talking about except one, solitary, brave soul...

1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

My mom and two of her sisters tried taking pictures in front of Attica prison once (we lived near the town). They didn’t realize people aren’t allowed to be anywhere near the walls. Once the guards started screaming at them, they figured it out.

/csb 

That’s weird. I had something similar happen to me at Mexico’s National Palace in Mexico City. I was 15 years old and visiting on a class trip. I was filming with my Super 8mm camera and some armed soldier came up and made me stop. I don’t know what the big deal was. 

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Wait, this "nuclear warming" thing is real?

Yeah man, just like the mouth vacuum thing.

To the Trump-ennium!  

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

He's never really had any policy positions over 60 years of public life, including 4 as President of a major superpower.  Why the fuck should he start now? 

He's a walking, talking enabler.  That was his master stroke.  Just empower people to be their shittiest, lowest self.  He fucking nailed it.

You got to be brave to stand up to Big Cancer. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

You got to be brave to stand up to Big Cancer. 

And he is so goddamn brave.  He's hosting a 10k for his supporters.  Meaning, they send him $10,000 each, they run around a wind turbine for a half Saturday, and he goes out for Big Macs.  Such a man of vision.

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Important safety tip, thanks bookman. 

9 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Username checks out.

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Total Protonic Reversal!

Yeah, that nuclear warming is for real because when there is a core meltdown it gets so hot it just melts down into the earth.  I know cause I seent it happen at that Fuckashima place in Japan and that there Share No Bell place in Rusha.

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Captain, we're doomed if we don't get the nuclear warming under control!

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5 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

that there Share No Bell place in Rusha.

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14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Captain, we're doomed if we don't get the nuclear warming under control!

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So trump is going to run as a pro- vaccine, pro-abortion Republican and win, because his supporters don’t actually care what he supports, says, or does?

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Oh shit, I am in for the Trump heel turn.

Pro gun restrictions, abortion, and LGBTQ rights, the maga mental gymnastics would be gold medal level.

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

I've been doing research, and nuclear warming is like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Imagine lugging the username "Bookman" around for years and years, waiting for the perfect moment, and then suddenly in the middle of a thread about Donald Fucking Trump, THERE IT IS!!  and...

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8 hours ago, 'stache said:

That's been the republican party for at least 40 years. He's just the penultimate result of their lack of any semblance of give a shit about anything but winning power. Just a bunch of wedge issues to make stupid people vote for them, it worked then, works now. They really don't give a shit.

Why penultimate?

Who's next?

ETA:  I suppose I should add that Trump is the ultimate result.  Someone, meatball Ron perhaps, may come along and "do it better" because s/he's more rational and intelligent, but Trump let the genie out of the bottle.

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Now why would Frank Stallone, a Johns Hopkins-trained thespian, be the penultimate politician in your moronic hypothetical?  

"Next to last" has fewer syllables than "penultimate." And fewer letters.

I've never liked the word "penultimate," even when used in a cromulent manner.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Captain, we're doomed if we don't get the nuclear warming under control!

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Well done. Also I had a MrPhelm flashback. Also well done 

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

"Next to last" has fewer syllables than "penultimate." And fewer letters.

I've never liked the word "penultimate," even when used in a cromulent manner.

If you count the spaces, it has one more key stroke. 

Pedantic Surly is the best Surly. 
 

Signed,

Grammar Nazi. 

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Why does freedom city sound like a grifting attraction in Branson?

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not 1, but 10 Freedom Cities !!!!

 

So probably for the best to not finish the wall if the workers need no ssn or green card. Just dump the wastewater straight into the local rivers. Bastrop will roll out the red carpet.

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you count the spaces, it has one more key stroke. 

4 total if you use autocomplete 

I promise, you can show MAGA people those empty, master-planned cities in Central China and tell them it's a rendering of a Trump Freedom City and they'd write us checks immediately.  And then one day you reveal that it's actually a real set of buildings from the CCP and watch them open up their own wrists.  Win-win, I say.

On 4/12/2023 at 5:00 PM, Born to Run said:

It's actually Bob Ross.
 

Need to hustle like Rick Ross

 

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Pedantic Surly is the best Surly. 
 

Signed,

Grammar Nazi. 

She looked like she was 20, okay? 

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She looked like she was 20, okay? 

I think "pedantic" is like a literary term or some shit.  

Also, all these mentions of Luke & Owen Wilson.  I feel like Andrew is left out of the conversation.  He's like the Wilson Family equivalent of Frank Stallone.  

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think "pedantic" is like a literary term or some shit.  

Also, all these mentions of Luke & Owen Wilson.  I feel like Andrew is left out of the conversation.  He's like the Wilson Family equivalent of Frank Stallone.  

Plus Brian and carnie 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not 1, but 10 Freedom Cities !!!!

 

Why isn’t he working on this project now?  Does he need the power of the federal government to create these government-free spaces?  
 

and if he does, to deregulate sufficiently, why not just deregulate and let the current cities become freedom cities with their newfound deregulated freedom?

Will 'Freedom City' be adjacent to Spatula City?

 

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3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

So probably for the best to not finish the wall if the workers need no ssn or green card. Just dump the wastewater straight into the local rivers. Bastrop will roll out the red carpet.

The Colorado River

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It wasn't the only time the Cuyahoga caught fire, and it wasn't the only river to explode into flames.

Downtown Bastrop

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Of course, this is NYC in the 1960s. Goddamn environmental wackos (in Congress) passed laws and sent guys to say that they were here from the government to help. What manufacturer wants that crap?

Bastrop will offer cheap laborers who don't mind getting their hands dirty!

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Safety regs are costly and uncalled for.

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The fire began on the eighth floor of the 10-story building. As it spread, executives on the 10th floor were notified, yet workers on the 9th floor were unaware of what was happening until the flames reached them.

The building had only one fire escape, and doors to stairwells leading out of the building had been illegally locked by the building’s managers, allegedly to prevent workers from stealing materials. Doors also opened inward, making it more difficult for workers to exit...

News accounts of the fire shared stories of workers trapped on the upper floors of the 10-story building leaping to the street below as they were unable to exit through stairwells or fire escapes. The only accessible fire escape ended at a second-floor skylight, and it collapsed during the fire under the weight of workers attempting to flee. 

In December 1911, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory owners Isaac Harris and Max Blanck were indicted and tried on seven counts of first- and second-degree manslaughter because they knew  the exits were locked, preventing workers from exiting the building. They were acquitted of all charges. 

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Sixty-two of the 146 garment workers (123 women and girls and 23 men) who died, jumped to their deaths.

Triangle Shirtwaist Fire NYC

Don't worry, the market will take care of us all!

 

I'm channeling Mr. Phlegm, it seems. I'll work on that. This subject stirs me. So many only see the world today and guess it's how it's always been. 

Fuck the big-money boys. 

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41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Also, all these mentions of Luke & Owen Wilson.  I feel like Andrew is left out of the conversation.  He's like the Wilson Family equivalent of Frank Stallone.  

Well, the worst poster on Surly has him as his avatar, so that kind of takes some of the wind out of his sails.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not 1, but 10 Freedom Cities !!!!

 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Not 1, but 10 Freedom Cities !!!!

And what products will be made at these 10 new freedom cities?

 

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

And what products will be made at these 10 new freedom cities?

 

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zero bud light, for sure 

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