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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Trump signed a backpack for this this woman. She advocated executing members of Congress last year. The more the Democrats can get this kind of craziness in front of voters, the better their chances in 2024.  The Republicans have a real problem. It's like they let a Tasmanian devil into their compound, that Tasmanian devil is destroying the compound, but they don't dare confront it because they know that doing so will result in the compound overlords coming for them. 
 


Here's how crazy she is:


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"The corporation that's already been destroyed with a fake Biden mask president and Kamala?"

Here's how you diagram that sentence.  Get out a pencil and paper.  Now eat the piece of paper and shove the pencil up your anus.  

How in the fuck are these people allowed to roam free, let alone vote?  It's like reading a manifesto by Pilot's Error.  Never mind the dementia behind it, the words are just physically painful to read in that order.  

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump signed a backpack for this this woman. She advocated executing members of Congress last year. The more the Democrats can get this kind of craziness in front of voters, the better their chances in 2024.  The Republicans have a real problem. It's like they let a Tasmanian devil into their compound, that Tasmanian devil is destroying the compound, but they don't dare confront it because they know that doing so will result in the compound overlords coming for them. 
 


Here's how crazy she is:


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Makes me so mad because it reminds me of Obama's pastor saying something mean and how that disqualified him from ever being president. 

35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The more the Democrats can get this kind of craziness in front of voters, the better their chances in 2024. 

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Wouldn’t be too hard to slap a different QR code sticker over that.  You could get pretty creative with where it led to..  

3 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Wouldn’t be too hard to slap a different QR code sticker over that.  You could get pretty creative with where it led to..  

Like a website with the URL "trumptruth" or something similar that immediately opens to the most gruesome crime scene photos of kids slaughtered in mass shootings with the headline "This is What Republicans Do to Our Kids"

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

Anybody wanna scan this QR code???

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Paid $3.55 for 1%'er gas today.  I looked at the other pump and peasant gas was under $3.00.

4 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Wouldn’t be too hard to slap a different QR code sticker over that.  You could get pretty creative with where it led to..  

Direct link to our grift scam storefront?

8 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Like a website with the URL "trumptruth" or something similar that immediately opens to the most gruesome crime scene photos of kids slaughtered in mass shootings with the headline "This is What Republicans Do to Our Kids"

Or that.

4 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Wouldn’t be too hard to slap a different QR code sticker over that.  You could get pretty creative with where it led to..  

40 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Like a website with the URL "trumptruth" or something similar that immediately opens to the most gruesome crime scene photos of kids slaughtered in mass shootings with the headline "This is What Republicans Do to Our Kids"

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I was thinking one that introduced people to the joy of lemon parties...

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34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Paid $3.55 for 1%'er gas today.  I looked at the other pump and peasant gas was under $3.00.

Direct link to our grift scam storefront?

I was thinking deep fake Dotard and some Russian hookers doing whatever they do best. 

On 4/28/2023 at 10:29 AM, speed817 said:

Anybody wanna scan this QR code???

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On 4/28/2023 at 4:10 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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I was thinking one that introduced people to the joy of lemon parties...

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What's Goatse or Meatspin up to these days?

On 4/28/2023 at 4:10 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I was thinking one that introduced people to the joy of lemon parties...

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This would do it:

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USE AT YOUR OWN RISK

 

 

16 hours ago, Macanudo said:

What's Goatse or Meatspin up to these days?

I bet it's still spinning. 

17 hours ago, The Dog said:

 


trumpers = the dumbest fucking people alive. I don’t care if they’re dirt poor or just rich, the dumbest mother fuckers alive 

23 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

So... Trump can't run for office again if he's had 2 terms 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Hands so small. Grievances so many.

 

It's absolutely enraging that this obvious gaslighting bullshit is believed by so many people. What an utter condemnation of our morality, education system and collective IQ. 

9 minutes ago, Pods said:

It's absolutely enraging that this obvious gaslighting bullshit is believed by so many people. What an utter condemnation of our morality, education system and collective IQ. 

He says the Russia thing was made up and no collusion when in reality he was impeached, the evidence against him was overwhelming, and his own political party sold out their own country to protect him. And it was all on national TV. 

I remember being a stupid kid and having faith in this country. Then being a young adult and seeing the corruption and bullshit but still overall having faith in the end the politicians would only go so far and the system would hold. 

Now I'm pretty damn convinced this whole thing is a house of cards and a hurricane is blowing in off the coast right towards it. 

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Hands so small. Grievances so many.

 

This is a good point. Whatever happened to Lincoln should really really happen to this guy 

actually trump is saying that as the ultimate victim, he should have even worse things happen to him then what happened to Abe.  I am all for it.

7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

actually trump is saying that as the ultimate victim, he should have even worse things happen to him then what happened to Abe.  I am all for it.

You mean destroy the Betamax tape of Trump having sex with Ivanka the first time?  That would crush him.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

He says the Russia thing was made up and no collusion when in reality he was impeached, the evidence against him was overwhelming, and his own political party sold out their own country to protect him. And it was all on national TV. 

I remember being a stupid kid and having faith in this country. Then being a young adult and seeing the corruption and bullshit but still overall having faith in the end the politicians would only go so far and the system would hold. 

Now I'm pretty damn convinced this whole thing is a house of cards and a hurricane is blowing in off the coast right towards it. 

Don't worry about the hurricane.

 

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I see that Trump is going to Scotland. I remember the last time he went to Scotland.


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I hope that building has an underground bunker where Trump could ride out this terrifying mob assault.

11 hours ago, Hermanator said:

He says the Russia thing was made up and no collusion when in reality he was impeached, the evidence against him was overwhelming, and his own political party sold out their own country to protect him. And it was all on national TV. 

I remember being a stupid kid and having faith in this country. Then being a young adult and seeing the corruption and bullshit but still overall having faith in the end the politicians would only go so far and the system would hold. 

Now I'm pretty damn convinced this whole thing is a house of cards and a hurricane is blowing in off the coast right towards it. 

Trump wasn’t impeached for collusion with the Russians or for successfully obstructing justice during the investigation. He should’ve been but he wasn’t. He was impeached (the first time) for his extortion of Ukraine. That in itself was related to his collusion with Russia but it was primarily to create the illusion of corruption on the part of his opponent in the presidential election. He subverted official U.S. foreign policy and withheld Congressionally authorized aid solely for his personal political benefit. 

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On 4/28/2023 at 11:32 AM, Your Mom said:

Wouldn’t be too hard to slap a different QR code sticker over that.  You could get pretty creative with where it led to..  

 

On 4/28/2023 at 1:48 PM, Underdog said:

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On 4/28/2023 at 3:28 PM, Hermanator said:

Like a website with the URL "trumptruth" or something similar that immediately opens to the most gruesome crime scene photos of kids slaughtered in mass shootings with the headline "This is What Republicans Do to Our Kids"

 

On 4/28/2023 at 3:36 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Or that.

 

On 4/28/2023 at 3:35 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Paid $3.55 for 1%'er gas today.  I looked at the other pump and peasant gas was under $3.00.

Direct link to our grift scam storefront?

 

On 4/28/2023 at 4:10 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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I was thinking one that introduced people to the joy of lemon parties...

shock site lemon party GIF by Christina Lu

 

 

21 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This would do it:

WARNING WARNING WARNING 
the QR Code does exactly what I said it will do

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USE AT YOUR OWN RISK

 

 

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Fudge Nuggets' was pretty good, but I think this one is perfect.

There's no way in hell I'm using that qr, lol.

SIAP, but dotard is getting snippy with Kayleigh now.  He's butthurt because she's said nice things about DeSantis. 

37 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Who wears white shoes to a ground breaking?  He steal those from DeSantis?

55 minutes ago, Restless Native said:

You know, I used to think Eric was Roman, but now I'm thinking he's Cousin Greg.

 

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It’s nice that the feminine leather of the shoes matches the material of his favorite lady’s sports watch.  
How in the fuck did he convince so many Texas ‘Men’ he was an alpha male?  He makes Dan Patrick look like Clint Eastwood.  

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

That coat makes him look like he's a few months from looking like Chris Christie. 

18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It’s nice that the feminine leather of the shoes matches the material of his favorite lady’s sports watch.  
How in the fuck did he convince so many Texas ‘Men’ he was an alpha male?  He makes Dan Patrick look like Clint Eastwood.  

hell, he makes DANICA Patrick look masculine.

nttawwt

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Thoughts and prayers to the family of Marla Maples on her imminent and quite fatal tumble down the stairs.  

It's rather convenient, isn't it, that as his rape civil suit is underway Trump is suddenly out of the country. Things that make you go Hmmmm ...

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